Yenza izinto ezinhle zilula futhi zimnandi, ikakhulukazi uma ngabe lokhu akudingekile ukudonsa imbongolo kusofa bese uphuma kwi-Intanethi. Siqoqe izimpawu eziyi-9 ukuthi usindise kahle wonke umuntu. Ngezithombe!
Hlengamisa
Ubukhulu bakhe buka-Alfa no-Omega opha lakho lamazwe omhlaba. Udlulisela imidlwane ye-Dalmatian abazolala abanikazi bama-navy basezigqila, izingane ezingenamakhaya, izingane, ngokusebenza okuphuthumayo okwenziwa yimali yesihlanu, namabhere amhlophe e-Afrika. Umkhakha wentshisekelo yakho akanamkhawulo! Into esemqoka ukusiza wonke umuntu!
Ipolitiki
Wazi kahle ukuthi ungaphatha kanjani uMbuso (akunzima kakhudlwana kunokupheka i-borsch, nansi igama elithembekile), futhi likhungathekile, kungani kungekho muntu oqondayo. I-idiots uhlobo oluthile lwamandla! Kuyacaca ukuthi izimbali ziyizisebenzi, u-ayisikhilimu - abalimi, futhi ukuze kungashintshi muntu! Uphethe ngentshiseko umbono wakho. Beka abantu, ukuze bakhulume.
Ukungabi namthetho okusemthethweni
Ukubonisa ngokungafanele izikhalazo, izikhalazo, izinhlamvu ezivulekile, bhala ukuveza okuthunyelwe ku-Facebook futhi ukhononde ngezincwadi zezimpendulo nokusikisela, ukusongela ukufinyelela ehhovisi lokwamukela. Akukho okungacasha ekubukeni kwakho okuthambile! Kumbuthano omncane ubizwa nangokuthi "Mashka - ukuduma kwezulu kwezikhulu." Iqiniso ngesizathu esithile liyabuhlungu kakhulu.
Izwe laseSoviet
Ungaxhumana nawe ngokuya nganoma yimuphi umbuzo ovuthayo: kusuka ku-cabalela umuthi othathwe yi-encephalititititititit kuya kwiresiphi yangaphambi kokuguqula imali yokonga iklabishi "Njenge-Empress of the Empress" - Uyazi konke. Futhi awunqikazi ukunikeza izeluleko ngakwesokunxele nakwesobunxele. Futhi uma ungabuzi, usanikeza. Hhayi-ke, abayiqondi yonke injabulo, uPah!
Amaqembu kaMama
Uhlu lwakho lokubhalisa, wonke amaqembu e-mamochy ase-Intanethi. Yini enye? Kokunye - izimo ezihlanyayo, kolunyene - abaqeqeshiwe be-inhlonipho, ebelethweni lesithathu - ebeletha esikoleni, ngowesine - gqoka esikhwameni esiya esikhungweni ... futhi udinga ukwazi konke! Ngokuphazima kweso, ingane yomunye umuntu ayikhuli kangako! Ayifundi ezinyangeni ezinhlanu? Bhala ngokuphuthumayo ngakho yonke indawo - kungazelelwe kusho okuthile !!
Kwenziwa i-Intanethi
Ngolunye usuku, ukuthola amapholi ama-aliacress noma aviherbe, unqume ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukuthi ahlanganyele emphakathini, futhi ngokushesha ahlele isitolo esithathu esiku-inthanethi esithengisa konke. Manje indlu yakho ifana ne-warehouse, idebhu ebolekwe imali mboleko ayihlanganisiwe, kepha wonke umuntu ozungeze ujabule ngama-rims athenge imichilo ethenge!
Ama-webinar
Uhola ama-webinars kunoma yisiphi isihloko! Izolo, ngokwesibonelo, bekukutshalwa kwezimbali ngendlela eyingqayizivele yaseJapan, okubandakanya isiqeshana, isibuko nekhondomu, futhi namuhla kuzoba "kanjani ukumvusa i-moviesmess yezocansi - acalobat." Yebo, ukuthi, yini mahhala futhi abantu abathathu kuphela abalalelayo. Kepha uthwala ulwazi phakathi kwezixuku.
Usinde
Ngokwesaba ukuthi isintu sinethemba lokungazi, kulo lonke okuthunyelwe futhi konke ukuphawula kukhuthaza ukuphikiswa kwakho, okholelwa kukho nokuthi yikuphi ukukhulekela. Isibonelo, uyakhanyisela bonke abantu abamnyama ngewindi le-Overton noma umphumela wokugoma ekwakhekeni kwe-psyche. Ayikho into eyayikhuluma ekuqaleni "impi nokuthula" okusha, imfundiso, njengoba besho, ukukhanya!
Pradashki
Uyaqiniseka ukuthi abantu bayiziphukuphuku kakhulu, abafundile futhi bexakile ngokungananazi, abakhethiweyo kuphela abakhethiwe, abakwaziyo ukuhlola ngempela impilo yokuphila neze. Ngibuye ngithumele amasiginali, ngisakaze ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi kwezikhundla ezibanzi ngesihloko esithi "Ah Garden Ary Ary Ary, Garden Garden" World ezayo, lapho kuphela obani abazosindiswa? Kwesokudla, Izintandokazi! Udinga ukuhlala ndawonye!
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