Ku-85 "Okungashadwa" Onkulunkulu ababalwa ngamawele ambalwa. Lezi yizibalo. Kepha unakho ukuthi kuyajabulisa kakhulu ukupenda izinombolo ezomile uma uphakamisa amawele. Ikakhulukazi monocinaltal.
Nazi ezinye ziqiniso zempilo yakho omama bezingane ezijwayelekile abanazo.
#One
Lapho umuntu ebona izingane zakho okokuqala, empeleni zibuze: "Ubahlukanisa kanjani?" Futhi ungabahlukanisa kanjani?!?!# 2.
Naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi uvame ukwazi kahle ukuthi ubani u-Masha ulapha, futhi ubani uDasha, amawele angakukhohlisa. Yize kunjalo, bazi kahle ukuthi ubahlukanisa kanjani - bese ukhombisa omunye komunye lapho beyidinga.
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Bahamba umngani esikhundleni somngane kuma-mugs, izinsuku, izivivinyo kanye nokulwa. Ngoba nje bangakwazi.#Four
"Kungani ungazigqoki ngokulinganayo? Kungaba kuhle kakhulu! " Ngoba awekho ezidumbu, hhayi ebuthweni futhi hhayi eqenjini lama-cheerleaders,
#hive
"Kungani uwagqoke ngokulinganayo? Lokhu kudala izakhiwo kuzo! " Ngoba imodeli eyodwa kuphela ngombala owodwa kufanelekile ngosayizi, ikhwalithi nentengo yejazi.# 6.
Banolimi lwemfihlo, kubo kuphela. Uhhafu we-telepathic.
# 7.
Uma unabafana, uzama ukungasho ukuthi bayindlela eyodwa. Ngoba abanye abazali baqala ukucaca. Nkosi mabafundise bonke esikoleni!#eight
Uma unamantombazane futhi usathi akashadile, wonke oweshumi uyobuza: "Kepha baseyintombazane, kunjalo?"
#ne
Konke-konke-konke kufanele kuthengwe ngenani eliphindwe kabili. Kwesinye isikhathi uyamangala ukuthi ngisho nenja eshisayo endleleni eya emsebenzini noma nge-bra zithenge ezimbili ngokufanayo.# 10
Wenze ngephutha ukugeza ingane eyodwa kabili. Noma okuphakelayo. Kepha ngenhlanhla, ungalokothi uthathe. Kungaba njalo.
#eveven
Babaluleke ngempela ukuthi yimuphi kuzo mdala. Yize wena uqobo wena ngokwakho ungazi, ngoba ngazama ukulalela ama-ribbons ezingalweni zakho, kodwa ngemuva kokugeza konke obekudidekile. Ngakho-ke uSasha, kungenzeka, empeleni uPasha.
Umbhalo Umbhali: Lilith Mazikina
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