Ukufundwa kwezinkanyezi kunguDeveli. Ngakho-ke ungangabazi ukuthi uzokwehlisa umoya oqondile ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, ukuthumela ufulawa waphakade. Isibonakaliso ngasinye se-zodiac sinomfutho wegazi waso.
Aries: Isihogo Angaziwa
Emademoni asuka esihogweni avela esihogweni aphuma embonweni nangokungavikelekile, kepha ukwethuka konke ukuthi akekho noyedwa ozovikela ama-Aries ukugcwala le nqubo futhi alungise izikhundla zalezi ziga. Yebo, abakwazi ukunika umlilo ngomlilo! Bane-boiker egwegwile futhi isizophuka! Yebo, bazishaye ababazishayo ngezikhangiso, amademoni alezi, manje azokhiya yonke inqubo lapha! Ama-Aries azobe esefika e-Second Ukubona Ukuthi konke kungahambi kahle, ama-nibble ezipikili futhi ahlupheke ngokuthi akekho umuntu omcelayo ngombono wakhe obalulekile.
I-Taurus: Isihogo Sokuthenga ngeSonto
Ngokuyinhloko, akukho okusha esihogweni okulindele noma yini - usekubonile eMega Khimki ngeSonto ngehora lesithathu ntambama. Angiphunyule, kepha usesihogweni esihogweni, lokho nje ukusuka lapho ngetekisi awukwazi ukuwa. I-Taurus esebenzayo izungeza i-legion yamademoni, inikezela ukuzama ngesitshalo se-sequins futhi ihlole umsebenzi we-mops yezimangaliso, izoqhutshwa kuyo yonke imibuthano yesihogo, ubhiya othosiwe, okhilimu we-ayisikhilimu kanye nephepha lasendlini , futhi umugqa endlini yangasese uzokwakhiwa kusuka lapha kuya ku-infinity.
UGemini: Isihogo sicacisa ubudlelwano
Kuzo zonke izinhliziyo ezaphukile ngokungakhathali, kuzofanela amawele akhokhe amahlazo omndeni ngobude be-infinity. Kwenzekani phakathi kwethu, ake sixoxe ngakho. Siyaphila? Kubi ngaphezu kwenyanga edlule? Futhi inyanga nesigamu? Futhi mangakanani amaphesenti ambi kakhulu? Esikhundleni sesibabule nomlilo, isihogo esinamawele sinuka u-brandy ne-corvolol. Ama-boilers awabili, kepha iminyango ikhethiwe futhi ingapheli amapuleti akhona, othile uphuma egumbini lokugezela noma, ngokuphambene nalokho, uye ku-blizzard, abese eshaya i-blossom futhi aphuze amawele aphule lonke icebo .
Umdlavuza: Isihogo Sokuxhumana Okuphoqelelwe
Imifantu izohamba iphakade ku-coupe ekhiyiwe abahamba nabo abathathu abahamba naye, ukuvumelana nengane ne-colic. I-pugacheva yokuqala ne-slipknot isikhathi sokuncipha izodlala ngomsakazo othwala. Esimweni ngasinye ku-coupore kuzongena umqhubi ngezimpondo futhi bacele umdlavuza, u-Cho udabukile, kubukeka sengathi. Futhi noma ngabe umdlavuza uwela ekhoneni elivinjelwe ngemicamelo nenkukhu ethosiwe, namanje akufanele ufinyelele kuye nobumfihlo - ubumfihlo - ukusuka eshalomini elingaphezulu liye ekhaleni lakhe elisempunga.
Lion: Isihogo Sokwehluleka Okugcwele
Ngoba ngoba ngoba ibhubesi alilungile kunokuba liyeke ukuba yi-gingerbread ethandwa yiwo wonke umuntu, yilokho okwenzeka kuye. Ngeze lakhe, ibhubesi lizokhokha usayizi we-pimple ongelonakele ngeplamu ekhaleni - futhi uzogxuma ngesigamu sehora ngesigamu sehora nge-efron. Noma kunjalo ngosuku, nokho, akenzi zibe manje, ngoba wabamba uzakwabo webhubesi - okufanayo, okuyiminyaka eyishumi emncane, 3 imfundo ephakeme ngokwezomthetho nangama-15 amakhilogremu aslimmer. Futhi nangomncintiswano, uLev uhlala kuphela ukubona ukwehlulwa futhi azokhonza i-geprosarium. Yebo, ngisho nombani wehlela eShirina.
I-Virgo: Isihogo Sokuphelela
AbakwaDevas, ababengamantombazane amabi, bangaphinde baphinde babone imigqa eqondile, ukuhleleka nokulinganisa. Bazokwenqabela iphakade enkampanini yamademoni adidiyelwe anezimpondo ezihlukile nama-boilers angashintshiwe. Isihogo sizobaqala phambi kwesihogo - Okokuqala umuntu uzolahlekelwa okhiye emasangweni aphansi, khona-ke lowo oshiye osuswe okhiye bazolahleka, khona-ke ikhefu lasemini lizoqala, bese liphuma lokho Amademoni alahlekelwe isitifiketi sikaDeveli mayelana nobunzima bezono futhi manje akuqondakali ngokuvamile ukuthi yini okufanele uyenze.
Isikali: Isihogo Sho Hell
Itiye noma ikhofi? I-Strenge noma iBrito? Incane futhi eshibhile noma ngaphezulu futhi ibiza kakhulu? Luhlaza noma isikwele? Isikali se-Hell siyindlela yokuhlangana emigwaqweni enjalo ngokuphelele, futhi kumane akunakwenzeka ukukhetha okufanelekile. Futhi ehlombe ezinsimbi kuzobe kuhleli inqubekela phambili, kube nesibindi nge-poker ku-poppy futhi kungcolile: "Yebo, usuvele uzimisele! Well, ukhethe? Ukhethe? Ukhethe? ". Ngomzuzu ngamunye wokubambezeleka - enye iminyaka eyinkulungwane yalobu busuku.
Scorpio: Isihogo Colebata
I-scorpion evuthayo ngokuqinile izowela edolobheni lasesonweni - ngaphambi nje kokuba sono, ngeke bavumele, bonke, bezenele, behla baze bazibuza. I-Scorpio izokwenyuka ekusetshenzisweni kwemali ye-moerovkin ukubheka amafasitela akhiqizwe avinjezelwe emaphathini ane-Swingers, ama-stringers kanye nokulwa ngaphandle kwemithetho eshokolethi elishisayo, njengentombazane evuthayo esihlahleni sikaKhisimusi endlini kaKhisimusi. Kepha ngeze, kuzongqongqozwa engilazini - umnyango ukhona ezimemeni, uScorpion akazange abizwe. Futhi i-tinder ayinalutho. Futhi uMamba uzuze.
ISagittarius: Umnqamulajuqu we-Hell
Kulempilo, iSagittari eyenziwe ekhaya ivame ukudliwa uTyzik, naye wayenekhompyutha noma ugogo wezingane. Lutho, wonke umsebenzi osuswe yisiliva ulinde yena ngakolunye uhlangothi - futhi phakathi kwamabili kuzoba nekhasimende elimnyama. Futhi ungalalanga, noma udlubhe ku-Messenger, futhi ungazinciphise i-Messenger ekhonsathini "amakhowe" - amakhofi kuphela, ukuntuleka kokwethuka kwemizuzu eyishumi nanhlanu, yebo yonke imizuzu eyishumi nanhlanu engqondweni axhumanisa isitha sohlanga lwesintu futhi abika ukuthi kunjalo kudingekile ukwenza ezinye izivane namafonti adlale.
ICapricorn: Ukuthula kwesihogo
Ku-underworld capricorn, kukhona okugcwele ukungakunaki futhi ukucoca. Amademoni awabingeleli, isikhulu sobumnyama asisho ngisho nesishiyagalolunye futhi ngokujwayelekile sivimba ukubukeka okubona kuqala i-capricorn. Uzothola ukuthi wasuswa kuzo zonke izingxoxo ezihlangene futhi nehlazo elixoshwa emaqenjini avaliwe. Ulohlwini lwaphakade olumnyama kubo bonke oxhumana nabo futhi akekho obeka ama-huskies ngisho nama-caperpasses anobuhlakani kakhulu. Ngakho-ke kuzozulazula ezungeze ama-boilers, okungafuneki, futhi kuxoxe okuthile kulo mgodi nanoma ngubani.
I-Aquarius: Isihogo Sokutholwa
Izolo, u-Aquarius wayengowokusha izinkuni nezono, kodwa kusukela esimweni esijwayelekile, ukulengiswa ngesihogo kuhlukaniswa iqiniso lokuthi "kusasa" alikaze lize. Kepha ezinkonzweni ze-Aquarius, itheyiphu engenamkhawulo yesishoshovu sokwelashwa, lapho isimo ngasinye sikhumbuza ukuwa kwaso (kusuka etafuleni) futhi akukho ukuphela kwehlazo elibhaliwe. Esihogweni somuntu siqu, i-aquarius ayinayo i-aspirin, i-pizza ngokulethwa endlini, ikati, ongalibuza, lapho ngaphenduka khona engozini yami hhayi i-brine enomusa. Kukhona kuphela i-bodun ye-hellish nomakhelwane ephethe i-perforator.
Inhlanzi: Isihogo sokulungiswa kwaphakade
Kuze kufike izinhlanzi, idolo lama-dowels, ukugcwaliswa kwe-semi-owomile phansi kanye ne-metapola kwabangu-8 amamitha ayi-100 e-wire, bese bebona ukuthi amademoni ano-ullyukan ahlaselwa futhi avale kanjani futhi Shintsha i-tile - isikhathi ngasinye ngephethini ehlukile, kepha ngokungaguquki. Futhi ukungaboni lutho ngaphezu kwanoma yini e-drywall eyinkimbinkimbi, egcizelela i-pro-Savy eKirzachas namahlathi okuzokwakha azungeze amahlathi azungeze umngcele wangaphansi kwalowo ophansi.
