Isibukeli esinolwazi sikhethe isikhathi eside ukuthi bekufanele sikufunela wena, futhi ekugcineni wakhetha ubuciko obusha be-sagi pradinosaurov.
Ukunakwa, umphangi! Isiphangi se-Prehistoric esinolaka! Musa ukufunda uma ungabathandi abaphangi!
Lo mbhangqwana oshadile, otholakala kwinqubo yesehlukaniso, uthumela amadodana amabili ku-tet, okuholela epaki elilandelayo lesikhathi seJurassic esiqhingini esifanayo esibi. Isibukeli esinolwazi simangazwa ngobuhle kanye nezixazululo zomusa - izingane kunzima kakhulu ukukhathazeka ngesehlukaniso sabazali, ngakho-ke mabadle ama-dinosaurs angcono. Futhi akukho zinyembezi, izazi zezengqondo, izimo zabazali, futhi konke lokhu.
U-TET, noma kunjalo, ukuze uhlanganyele ekuguqukeni - kudinga ukwethulwa ebhodini labaqondisi elinye i-Genmometric Monster. Ngakho-ke ukhazimulisa abafana nomsizi wakhe, bethembisa ukuthi uzosisebenzisa kusasa nabo usuku lonke. Isibukeli esinolwazi siyakuqonda ukuthi u-anti akazange abuke uchungechunge olwedlule lweSagi - igama elithi "kusasa" libukeka ngandlela thile kunhlaka kohlobo. By the way, u-anti ubizwa ngokuthi uClaire, ubomvu futhi into eshisa kakhulu, uma umuntu enesizathu esithile kubalulekile.
U-Aunt Claire wazisa iBhodi Yabaqondisi (abantu abathathu asebekhulile abanezindebe ezinciphile - umuzwa wokuthi uZiqu-zintathu uzulazula kwifilimu ekhuluma nge- "Board of Directors") ukuthi bakwazile ukuletha isilo esikhulu kakhulu, izivakashi eziyiziphukuphuku zizokwaneliswa kakhulu . Emvelweni, lokhu kwakungekho, kepha njengoba ama-tyrannosaurs ngandlela thile woza futhi sekuvele izivakashi aziyena uvalo, kwadingeka ukuthi ziphume amaqembu ezakhi zofuzo.
Kokunye ukuphela kwesiqhingi, kuvaliwe kubavakashi, umlingiswa ophambili ubandakanyeka ekuqeqesheni abaqhubelethisi. Abathwalweni bavinjelwe kabi futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi balwela umuntu ozokufa, kepha umlandeli ulukhuni kakhulu. Umalume wezempi ujikeleza umlingiswa ophambili, owayephethe umqondo ovela kubaqhubi bamasosha angempela. Umlingisi ophambili akaphumelelanga uzama ukukholisa umalume ukuthi u ... uxolo, isiwula.
Awu yebo. Sonke lesi sikhathi ngaphezulu kwesiqhingi enophephela emhlane sigibela umnikazi wepaki, ubani kusasa ukumane angenise ngakwesokunene noma kanjani okubizwa ngokuthi amaseli e-helikopter. Hhayi, isibukeli esinolwazi nje sesilindele ukuthi indlela enophephela emhlane izodubula kanjani, kuyadingeka ukuthi nawe ulinde, ukuthuthumela.
Ngaleso sikhathi, abafowethu ababili bajabulela inqubo enhle nokuhlaselwa kwepaki. Ikakhulu, bayabhekwa ekondleni uLopelodonon. Le yingwenya yendwangu enjalo neSri Lanka. ILopelyrodon iphuma kahle echibini, igwinya ushaka omkhulu omhlophe, njenge-raisin. Izivakashi zivusa ngentshiseko. Ukuqalisa okwamanje, abafowethu babalekela u-anti uNyanki, ngoba sebekhulu futhi bazifunile.
UClaire omuhle onosizi wokuma umsizi epulatifomu yokubukwa kwe-aveirary yesilo esisanda kufakwa (bakhuluma ngakho ngohlobo lwesifazane, ngakho-ke sizobiza lesi silo ". UClaire osizayo uthi kuzodingeka ukuthi ahlole ukuthembeka kwe-avyary kanye nokushayela lezi zinhloso umlingiswa ophambili. Isithunzi sakhanya ebusweni bomfazi omuhle sifanekisela ukuthi phakathi kwakhe nomlingiswa ophambili kunokuxhunyaniswa kokuxhumana okubizwa ngokuthi "konke kunzima".
Abafowethu, baqeda ukugada, banamathela kukho konke okungathí sina, kufaka phakathi i-safaris emotweni engajwayelekile esesimweni sebhola. Ideshibhodi yebhola enezwi elizolile lithi ingilazi iqinile, akudingekile ukwesaba. Isibukeli esinolwazi sibubula kakhulu. Izingane zijaha esitsheni sezifozane futhi zimemeze "Yo-HU!".
Umlingisi ophambili nabasizi bahlola i-wolter yezilo kusuka emphemeni wokubheka. Futhi kungazelelwe kuvela ukuthi izilo azikho. Inzwa yokushisa ikhombisa ukuthi i-aviary ayinalutho. Futhi ukujula kuphela, okuholele, ukuklwebheka ekhasini likakhonkolo ekhonkolo ezwini elizayo ... Yebo, okungu ... ezinkingeni ezizayo. Amaqhawekazi ama-PuzzE angena kwi-avyary, ahlole ukuseduze (ngokusobala, kubaluleke kakhulu). Kepha lapha inzwa yokushisa isho - kepha hhayi, konke kuhlelekile, nansi isesizini. Abasebenzi be-Panic bagijimela ukuphuma, kepha ama-heroine ethu avela ezihlahleni, futhi kuphela umlingiswa oyinhloko oza esangweni. Omunye wabasizi, ngokwesimo, futhi uyithemba, kepha yingxenye yamathumbu amancane, ngakho-ke akuyona i-notchivo.
Vala isango awunaso isikhathi, isibukeli esinolwazi sidonsela ama-popcorn.
Endlunkulu yepaki ukwethuka. Izivakashi eziyiziphukuphuku zihamba ngamathrekhi amahle futhi uthenge ama-magnets ngama-dinosaurs. Ibhodi elomhlali osokomkhulu libonisa ukuthi esiqhingini sabavakashi abangamashumi amabili nanye. UClaire unciphise izindebe zakhe, ngokusobala uzama ukuqonda - kuphi ukungcwaba zonke?
Abafowethu baphawula "indawo evinjelwe" ye-pointer kanye nomgodi ocingweni. Omunye umfowethu uneminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu, omunye ayisishiyagalombili. Izingane zimane nje azikhenzi. Abazinaki inhlabamkhosi ye-alamu bese baya kobona - futhi yini endaweni eyenqatshelwe, kungenzeka ukuthi kuthakazelisa ngokwengeziwe. Futhi, kufanele ngithi, ungenzi iphutha. Kuningi okuthakazelisa ngokwengeziwe. I-heroine yethu idla ama-triceratops ambalwa, bese - ibhola lapho izingane zihleli khona. Ingilazi engenakufinyeleleka yenza indlela ngecebo. Ngokusobala, isiShayina. Kepha izingane - azizona ezinye zembewu zembewu, zingumqhele wokuziphendukela kwemvelo. Ngakho-ke, buyela kude nesilo esigxumela empophomeni. Isilo sikhuphukile. Ngokusobala, ayithandi ukubhukuda.
UClaire omuhle ukhumbula ngokungazelelwe umshana. Kungcono sekwedlule isikhathi kunangaphambili. Izicathulo ezisizayo ocingweni lapho bezilahla isikhathi eside. UClaire wenza indlu yendlu ichofoze iminwe kwizikhiye zamakhompiyutha futhi uthole ukuthi elinye lamabhola alikaze libuyele esisekelweni. Futhi isilo, okwamanje, sibulala umbono wokuthi atshale ukungcola kwamakati akhethiwe akhethiwe. Ukuthi "amakati" azange aqagele ukuthi agxume egxumeni, noma angafundanga i-horoscope ekuseni - ungasebenzisi i-Ensince. UClaire kanye nomlingiswa ophambili baphonswa ukusindisa izingane ngaphandle kokumboza.
Futhi izingane zithola izinsalela zepaki elidala elihle lesikhathi seJurassic. Izakhiwo ezilahliwe, zilahliwe ama-jeep ngamabhethri okubopha uphawu namabhethri ashiywe, afakwe ngothando. Yebo, izingane zaseMelika zishintshe ibhethri eJeep - into ihlanzekile, ngakho-ke amaqhawe ethu, ahlelwe ngokubhonga kwasekuseni ehlathi, afike odongeni lwesambuzane ahlukanisa indawo yezivakashi ne-athomu.
Okwamanje, umnikazi wepaki ubeka isibhamu somshini, isibhamu somshini nomkhuba ongaphumelelanga mayelana namajenali ngokwabo abahola amasosha abo empini. Vele, i-monster ikhishwa ngokubhala, futhi umaka ophahla olunophahla lwe- "birdhouse" ngama-pterodactiles futhi aqhume kahle ngemuva kwesizinda sezintaba eziluhlaza. Udonga lwe-Pterodackles alusona isithiyo, futhi izivakashi zimnandi. Ukwethuka kuyaqala.
Umsizi kaClaire, ekugcineni, uthola abafana, uyamemeza kubo, ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukubaleka, kudingeka ulalele futhi ugeze izingalo zakho ngaphambi kokudla, kepha kuvuswa ama-PteroDatiles amabili, akhiphe. I-spore inquma uLopelyrodon, ogxumela ngomusa echibini adle ngaso leso sikhathi. Futhi ngakho-ke kuzoba nge-pterodile ngayinye ehahayo no-aunts abakhala ezinganeni.
Izingane zinovalo, kepha lapha uClaire kanye nomlingiswa ophambili bavela ngezibhamu. I-Pterodactyls iyabuya, shesha. Kepha i-monster isivele idlulise umngcele wendawo yezivakashi, futhi, uma iqhathaniswa naye, uPterodactili unjalo, ondlunkulu.
Yebo, sonke lesi sikhathi, inyunyana yezempi yahamba ngemuva kwamaqhawe, okukholisayo okuvela ekudlwengulweni kudingeka ukwenza amasosha angempela, manje asempini nesilo esiseMonster. Amaqhawe aqhamuke, kepha ngemuva kokushona kobuqhawe komnikazi wepaki, amasosha amasosha athi usezingelwayo lapha, ngakho-ke sikhululwa yilowo nalowo ophikisana naleyo ekhoneni.
Umlingiswa ophambili akanakho ukukhetha. Futhi yena kanye nezitshalo zakhe ugijimela phansi lesi silo. Kanye nezivumelwano. Kepha lapha wonke umuntu ulindele okunye ukumangala kusuka kofuzo - kukhona izilo, ikakhulukazi, izinhlobo zofuzo ezi-raperAS, ukuze umlingiswa ophambili emhlambini awusekuze kube manje.
UClaire nezingane ugijimela izakhi zofuzo zeKhabhinethi, thola - Hlobo luni lodoti? Kepha azikho izifutho zezakhi zofuzo sehhovisi, kepha kukhona amasosha, apakisha amabhokisi amakhulu ngamasampula futhi, ngokusobala, ukuwa. UClaire wephuka: "Awunalo ilungelo", kepha umalume wezempi uSniffs kuphela. Futhi lapha ku-Deluder ehlanganisa i-raptor. Ngenhloso yokulahla umalume. Umalume uthi: "Bratyun, uyini? Sinawe isiKorea! Sizoya e-Iraq e-Iraq, sizofuna izikhali zamakhemikhali, zipholile, zinjalo? ". Isibukeli esinolwazi sinquma ukuthi lokhu kwakuyinto enhle kakhulu yonyaka ka-2015.
Ngakho-ke, ngemizuzu eyishumi ngaphambi kokuphela kwefilimu, sinedolobhana labavakashi elichithekile, abafana ababili abashaqiwe, uClaire, umlingiswa ophambili, i-monster kanye nabaqhubi bezimpikiswano abaningana. Lapho kukhona izivakashi ezingamashumi amabili nanye, isibukeli esinolwazi azange size sibuze. Ngoba uma kuvela ukuthi ukuthula kwakufanele ubuze umbuzo onzima: Kungani bengayikhiphi izingane? Kepha njengoba ababhali bezikrini bengazange bamusha, khona-ke ngeke. Ngaphezu kwalokho, i-monster isivele iqaphele bonke abalingiswa abaphambili e-angle futhi ibeka amazinyo amasentimitha amaningi ezinyaweni zawo.
Futhi nakhu okufika ukudlwengulwa. Umlingiswa ophambili unciphise izinsalela zika-Alfa-Samtsya bese uthi: FAS. Futhi ukudlwengulwa kuthobela kungazelelwe. Kodwa-ke, sekwanele kubo isikhashana - i-monster ingaphezulu kokudlwengulwa (uma isongwe) kanye, cishe kumashumi amane. Ama-Raptors abiza ngokuthengisa izimpilo zawo, kepha ithemba lisadabukisa.
Futhi-ke umabhalane omuhle ufaka i-walkie-talkie futhi asho namanje ehleli endlunkulu yozakwabo wamaHindu (amaHindu - anomthwalo wemfanelo): "Ngitholele inombolo yeseli eyisishiyagalolunye." Hindu Bell: "Uyahlanya", kepha uyavula. "Iyini inombolo yeseli eyisishiyagalolunye?" - Isibukeli esinolwazi sivuselelwa, kepha akunakwa. Ukusuka kwinombolo yeseli ayisishiyagalolunye ngqo ku-clerger kusuka ebumnyameni, cishe isilo esifanayo singaphandle kobumnyama, njengokuvele kulapho. UClaire ukhanyisa ithoshi futhi ayiphonse ku-crispy raptor ukuguqulwa kofuzo. Umhlali wenombolo yeseli ayisishiyagalolunye ngokulalela agijima ngemuva kwethoshi. Ngemuva kwezivumelwano ezimangazayo zenombolo eziyisishiyagalolunye ziwina. Ibheka ngokucophelela uClaire, iphenduka futhi ishiye.
Ekuseni. Izingane zibanga abazali ababonakala beshintsha ingqondo yakhe ukuze bahlukanise. Umlingiswa ophambili uvalelisa umfazi. Isiteji "Konke kunzima" kuya esigabeni esithi "Umkhiwane Nawe, ake sizame." Ngaphezulu kwesiqhingi, ilanga, imisebe emnandi ye-pterodactyl. Eplatizu yendiza enophephela emhlane ebhongayo izinombolo eziyisishiyagalolunye. Izitha.
Isibukeli esinolwazi kuma-POPCorn. Uhlobo luni lwenombolo yeseli eyisishiyagalolunye? Kwakungubani lowo? Kungani ezwe? Angiqondanga noma iyiphi idamu! Umama wakho naye akanakwenzeka!
Futhi umqondisi uhlangana ngokuzumayo izwi lomuntu: "Baby, ubufuna ukubona ukuthi ama-dinosaurs adla kanjani abantu? Uyibonile? Nakhu ukungabekezeleli. "