Akekho umuntu okhohlisa futhi akhumule iminwe kwi-smartphone, avume, lokhu yilokho kanye konke okwenzeka uma konke ukuqomisana kwakho kwenzeke ngezinhlelo zokusebenza ezinjenge-tinder. Njengoba kwenzeka yonke indawo lapha, wonke umuntu unemibuzo yawo, amasiko kanye "nemithetho yocansi".
Kepha uma ubheka, izimangaliso nezimanga futhi lapha akufanele ulinde. Izicelo zokuthandana azenzi okuhlangenwe nakho kwethu zihlukile.
- Esikhundleni somagazini noma incwadi ehleli endlini yangasese, ubheka amaphrofayili wabafana. Futhi yilapho ungahambanga nje ukubheka nje.
- Futhi imvamisa icabanga ngalezi. Ngokuphazima kweso uzoba nakho konke ngokungathi sína, khona-ke uzotshela abazukulu ke ukuthi "uku-poke futhi babone umkhulu wakho."
- Isiqalekiso emsebenzini noma ngubani ongakukhanyisela phambi kwedolo lesikhombisa.
- Wahlelwa ukwamukela wonke umuntu uze uzizwe: "Izicucu ezi-10 zokugcina nakho konke."
- Ungalokothi uvimbe lesi sithembiso.
- Sikhala ngokungethukile lapho ehoxa njengoba efuna, futhi ucabanga ukuthi lokho okujulile "kothando konke impilo yakho."
- Ake ungitshele engxoxweni, njengoba uthanda ukuhamba, yize egcina futhi ebuntwaneni, obukhona, iholide elichithwe umalume ngaphansi kweSaratov.
- Ukhalaza nge-pepper, ukuthi ukuxhumana kuzicelo akuholeli kunoma yini, bese kuba nyamalala kubasuse yabo.
- Ukuthambisa labo abangakufezi ukuphindisela ethembeni lokuvalwa okubanzi.
- Zenqabele ukusebenzisa i-tinder kanye ama-analogues ngoLwesihlanu kusihlwa, ukuze wonke umuntu acabanga ukuthi uhlala futhi uphathe. Futhi ngalesi sikhathi uhlale ekhaya omiswe kuma-pajamas futhi ubuke uchungechunge.
- Usebenzisa izithombe zakho ezinhle ezenziwe eminyakeni emihlanu eyedlule. Kungani umuntu izibuyekezo ezingaziwa ngokubukeka kwakho? Kulungile.
- Ukufihla isikrini sefoni esidlangalaleni uma uhlala kwizicelo zokuthandana. Kholwa ukuthi akulona ihlazo labo elenziwa ngabantu nge-Intanethi.
- Ishintshe ngezikhathi ezithile ukufakwa ngobubanzi beminyaka kanye nebanga phakathi kwabasebenzisi. Nweba, ukuze ukhulume, umkhakha wethonya.
- Ngeza okuzenzakalelayo dude ku-Facebook, WhatsApp kanye nezinye izithunywa ethembeni lokubheka izithombe eziningi futhi uthole imininingwane eminingi ngayo.
- Ngokuphelelwa yithemba uqala ku-google yena.
- Ubhala futhi ucishe noma yikuphi ukubingelela okunye ukubhala i-banal "hi-kanjani - to".
- Noma ngokuvamile thumela ithempulethi elungiselelwe emugqeni.
- Ozakwabo bomsebenzi kukhona futhi. Bazitholele ukuze bahlole "ukuphindisela".
- Kwesinye isikhathi unesimo esinjalo sokuthi uhamba futhi uqamba amanga zonke izinhlobo zeKandikov, ama-maniacs kanye nama-psychopaths ngokubukeka. Vele.
- Uma benyuka bevela ezingxoxweni - ngokushesha block. Awudingi lolu hlobo lwenkinga.
- Uma kufike esimemweni kuze kube manje, khona-ke isithombe-skrini sephrofayili ye-dude ngokushesha singena engxoxweni yeqembu nezintombi.
- Usuvele ulindile endaweni ebekiwe, kepha usabheka iphrofayili yakhe ukukhumbula ukuthi kubukeka kanjani.
- Hlukana nezehlakalo ezincane kunazo zonke empilweni yakho ukuze uphumelele.
- Ungakwazi futhi ukuxubha ngobuwula. Futhi uyakutshela ukuthi kwakuhlala e-Argentina izinyanga ezintathu, yize echitha izinsuku ezintathu ngesikhathi sokuhamba ngenkani ohambweni lwebhizinisi.
- Uthi into efana nokuthi "oh, yebo, ngiyazi," lapho kungekho mibono ukuthi ukhuluma ngani manje. Fenerbacher? Beshiktash? Durkey Derby? Yebo Yebo kumnandi.
- Ukuhlanza zonke izingxoxo ezinobungane lapho ziye endlini yangasese ngosuku. Ufuna ukubukeka ethandwa kakhulu nebhizinisi.
- Kuvunyelwe ukuqhubeka nokuphuza i-dude, lapho ungaqiniseki khona nhlobo, ngethemba lokuthi uzokuthanda, uma uzizwa unengqondo.
- Uthi kwaFarewell, uyavuma omunye umhlangano, yize bengeke baphinde bambone futhi.
- Ungaqamba amanga kumbuzo wokuthi mayelana nokuthi ubhaliswe malini ukuqomisana izicelo. Amanga ngamanga. Futhi awusoze wavuma ukuthi ukhona yonke indawo.
- Uqamba amanga lapho utshela ukuthi zingaki ukuthandwa okuphelile ngemihlangano ngokoqobo. Nangokuhlangenwe nakho kwesizungu sakho, nakho.
- Uthukuthele lapho, ngemuva kosuku nomuntu owayengakuthandi kakhulu, akabhali.
- Umbhalela yena uqobo, ngoba i-ego yakho ilume i-pont edilikile.
- Ochwepheshe ababhali futhi abaphenduli lo mfo oyithandile, ngoba ukubekezelela kwakhe kuzosho ukuthi uthanda kangakanani. Hhayi, hhayi idiot?
- Bala, singakanani isikhathi sokumphendula ukuthi i-arithmetic ephakeme kakhulu. Le formula ingumnikazi kuphela izingqondo ezinhle kakhulu nawe. Akunakwenzeka ukuyiphinda.
- Uma nje udabuke futhi udilize zonke lezi zinhlelo zokusebenza ku-Fig.
- Ngemuva kwesikhashana ubona ukuthi azikho ezinye izindlela eziningi. Metro akufanele anikele. Futhi faka kabusha zonke izinhlelo zokusebenza zokuqomisana. Futhi bayikho konke okukhona njengezihlobo. Ngisho namantongomane amaningi kakhulu.
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