Umhlaba awusoze wafana uma unengane encane. Kungazelelwe uzothola ukuthi izinto eziningi zingathola uhlelo oluhlukile oluhlukile. Lokhu yikho esikubiza ngokuthi ukungabeki kwangempela kokwazi!
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Ithoyizi elihle kakhulu ngombono wengane yakho ekhazimulayo akuyona into ekhethwe ngothando ekhula nge-crap yepulasitiki, nokuthi iphakethe elipholile elipholile, oliletha ngalo. Mayelana! Kukhona nebhokisi? Combo - Leli yiholide!
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I-lair ye-desaulizery yizindlu zabazukulu abasha nogogo nomkhulu. Ngoba bonke bangaba nezingane! Yebo, ungumama-echidna, futhi lapho - indawo oyipharadesi! Ngakho-ke, uma ukhathazekile ngezinkampani ezimbi nakho konke lokho, phumula. Iqembu elihle kakhulu elihlelekile futhi elinamandla selivele lisebenza nengane yakho. Futhi uyayithanda.
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Wena nist. Ungadla nawe, ukulala, ukunyakazisa. Futhi ubaba uyintokozo. Futhi ngokujwayelekile konke okuzungeze injabulo nokuhleka. Futhi wena isidleke. Vele uthole. AbaNesters abakhali.
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Uma unentombazane, khona-ke ungcono kunawe. Yebo, akunakwenzeka ukumelana naye ngaphambi kwayo! Ngendlela, uma unomfana, khona-ke isimo siyafana.
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Akukho okunengqondo emhlabeni. Futhi iqiniso alilona. Ngakho-ke, lapho uchaza imvuthuluka yenkomo ithi "Muuuu", khona-ke ungamangali ukuthi wonke umuntu uthi "Muuuu." Chaza ukuthi ugogo, ubaba nomakhelwane ikati likhuluma ngendlela ehlukile, lizoba nzima kakhulu.
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Wake wazibuza ngencazelo yamazwi akho? Lungela konke okushoyo kuzotholwa ngokoqobo ngokoqobo. Nakubinzana: "Hhayi-ke, ukushiswa egumbini!", Ingane izoqala ukushaya kanzima, kepha hhayi ukuthi isebenze kwenye indawo. I-Excry icacile. Kuzoba lula.
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Ungafundisa ingane ngamagama ahlukile awusizo, kepha kuzoba yilokho ozokuphonsela inselelo. Yebo, khona-ke uchazela ogogo nomkhulu wakho (hhayi kuphela bona), lapho ingane yakho ilazi khona igama eliyinkimbinkimbi njenge "hlobo nokia". Futhi zama umuntu afakazele ukuthi unomndeni ongaphuzwayo.
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Ifosholo ebusika yindaba edingekayo kakhulu. Uma uhamba uvakashele, hambani noma kudokotela, khona-ke ungakhohlwa noma yini, kodwa hhayi kwifosholo. Yebo, kulayini uzohlala nawo lapho esongelwa khona. Futhi kuthiwani uma impi, eqinisweni.
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Ungumama owuthandayo. Akunandaba ukuthi ukondla ibele noma ingxube, usewumama abathandayo. Futhi ungalaleli labo abathi awunakho ukuxhumana nengane. Ukuxhumeka kwabo makusungula. Isibonelo, ngengqondo. Unakho konke ukuze nabo. Ngubani ongavumelani - asukume aphuma, futhi akudingekile ukuveza umbono wami.
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Ungazami ukucacisa ngezenzo zakho ngenzuzo engahle ilethe enganeni. Uya olwandle. Hhayi ngoba ingane yakho eyodwa ubudala amaphupho amaphupho olwandle, kodwa ngoba ufuna ulwandle. Ngokuvamile, abezempilo abahamba phambili bavame ukungakukhuthazi, ikakhulukazi uma kusho uhambo oluvela ebusika beza ehlobo. Kepha kunoma yikuphi, lokhu ukukhetha kwakho. Futhi vele usho: "Yebo, ngifuna olwandle." Kholwa ukuthi akulona ubugebengu.
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Umsebenzi wakho ukwenza izintshisekelo zengane. Ukuyithwala entuthukweni akuyona ngoba bonke abangane bakho baya, kepha ngoba yizona amakilasi anjalo udinga ingane yakho. Futhi-ke awunaso isikhathi sokubheka emuva, njengoba ungena ku-Mamash ongenanjongo nangokungabi nangqondo. Togo futhi ubheke, uzoqala ukutshela wonke umuntu ukuthi unyaka nonyaka osuvele ufunda futhi ubhale kuSanskrit. Ngokuvamile, ukuguquka kokulula, umama.
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Kunempilo enhle lapho okuthile okukuphekayo, kuba isidlo sengane esithandwayo. Sawubona, Chefs, ake sijoyine-like! Ngabe izinkanyezi zikaMishlen zinikeza kuphi?
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Unezinyembezi eziningi kuwe. Uma kuboniswa indaba yothando kuboniswa kwifilimu - uyakhala ngokukhazimula. Uma okubuhlungu kusosizini. Yebo, awunendaba ngokujwayelekile, mayelana nokuthi yini i-movie ekhona. Ngokuyinhloko, ungakhala futhi ubukele izindaba. Futhi wonke lawo wonke ama-hormone, yebo. Hhayi noma kuphi. Terp. Futhi thenga uValerian ekhaya lakho.
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