Ubuhlakani bendawo yonke "bungcono kunemililo emibili kunokulungiswa okukodwa" kuyiqiniso ngokuphelele kuzo zonke izimpawu ze-zodiac. Kodwa ezinye izibonakaliso ziqhubeka futhi zishintshe igama elithi "umlilo" kulokhu kuhlakanipha okungenhla kubinzana "ukuqhuma kwenuzi" kulokhu kuhlakanipha okungenhla.
Upspicorn
UCapricorn wenza ukulungisa kahle. Ekuqaleni ubala isilinganiso. Ngemuva kwalokho iphindaphindwe kabili (yebo, i-capricorn iyaqonda ukuthi ukulinganiselwa kufanele kuphindelwe ngababili). Ngemuva kwalokhu leso sikebhe. Futhi-ke kuphela lapho eya esitolo sokwakha, lapho abasebenzi beqala khona ama-adventures amangalisayo. Okokuqala, imenenja yezentengiso igxile kakhulu i-giggles futhi inikezela ukubona okunye, hhayi ukuthi i-capricorn yafunani.
Ngemuva kwehora, kunovalo ngokusobala, umphathi wezentengiso uqinisekisa ukuthi azinasithombe sangemuva ngezinkinobho ze-pearl, azinazo izinkinobho nezinkinobho nhlobo, okuyisithombe sangemuva esifanayo! Ngemuva kwamahora amabili, umphathi emi emadolweni akhe akhale, ethi: "Mina" ngithanda ukuba ngani? " Kepha i-capricorn yazi kahle ukuthi yini ayifunayo, ngakho-ke ngokuphela kosuku umphathi we-sweaty ne-scobbing ubeletha izinkinobho zeparele, kanye ne-capricorn, zijabule, ziye ekhaya, lapho zilindele khona abakhi be-Brigade abangenayo Sisola ukuthi yimaphi ama-adventures amangalisayo alinde ngaphambili.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius yenza ukulungiswa ngengozi. Akukho lutho olufanekiselwa inkathazo - U-Aquarius wavele wahambela intombi yakudala. Futhi lokho ngenzeke ngephutha ngokuphelele. Futhi waqala - oh, yeka ukuthi yithayili elihle kanjani, futhi lapho ngathatha khona, nokuthi kubiza malini, i-HMM ... eshibhile ngempela ... Ngemuva kwalokho, ahlome ngezingcingo zabathengisi bezandla ezinhle, i-aquarius Ibuyisa ekhaya futhi ibike ngabi nalutho ukuthi isola ukuthi awukwazi ukuphila kodwa nge-Cafeter entsha - ungakwenza. Ikhaya linamahloni lithi ayikho imali yokulungiswa. I-Aquarius icabanga okwesibili futhi ibathumela ukuba baphange ibhange. U-Aquarius akufanele acabange ngokungenangqondo. I-Aquarius kufanele igeze egumbini lokugezela nge-Cafeter enhle.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zenza ukulungiswa. Lapha siyaphuka, lapha sizokwanda, kuzosebenza isikhala esiningi nomoya. Futhi kulelo ekhoneni, sizokubona i-aquarium. Ngemvubu. Inhlanzi ephefumulelwe ishayisa amafulethi e-pol, bese kuthi-ke, kungazelelwe, ngaphandle kokumemezela impi, imali iyaphela. Ngenxa yalokhu, izinhlanzi zikhubeka ngethayela ehholo, zithembisa ukuthi ngenyanga ezayo ngiqinisekile, nansi igama elithembekile, liqeda. Okwamanje, izinhlanzi zichaza ngamazwi futhi zichazela kakhulu izivakashi ezishaqekile ukuthi ithayela elibunjiwe ekhishini lingumqondo osanda kwenziwa "ithebhulethi ebomvu" evela kubadali be- "matrix". Futhi, yini isimo, ezinye izibonakaliso zezigqila, ukubheka lo mdoti, ziqala ukunakekela ngokucophelela, yini, mhlawumbe, futhi nginehluleke lokho?
Ama-aries
Ama-aries enza ukulungiswa kuze kube phakade. Ngoba ama-Aries awashintshisani ngezimo - konke kufanele kube okuphelele. Kepha isabelomali. Kepha uphelele. Ngakho-ke, ama-Aries azohlola lonke uhla olutholakala edolobheni - kusuka ezigwebheni eziya ezigwebheni ezisegumbini lokugezela - kube sengathi uyakhokhelwa. Ama-Aries azothola ukuthi izaphulelo kuphi, lapho amakhuphoni aqongelelayo, futhi yisiphi isenzo esithi "Thenga i-Jacuzzi - Thola ukomisa izinwele."
Ngemuva kwenyanga, abaphathi abagcina ama-Aries hhayi ngezwi kuphela, kodwa futhi nokuphikelela kocingo. Akumangazi ukuthi ukulungiswa kuthutha kancane - kuze kube yilapho omunye udonga luphela, ama-Aries ngeke athuthele kwesesibili. Ngoba "Le yinqaba yami, ngihlala lapha, ngidinga isokhethi lisemasentimitha elilodwa nengxenye ngenhla." Ngenxa yalokho, kwaze kwaba ukuphela kokulungiswa kwama-Aries kuphila ngokungathandabuzi - kufa kusukela abadala, noma omakhelwane bababulala.
Isitho
I-Taurus yenza ukulungiswa ngobunzima obukhulu. Ngoba, ngeshwa, ukulungisa kuhlanganisa ukusetshenziswa kwemali. Futhi i-taurus efanele akukho lutho olubi kakhulu kunokuhlukana nemali. Inkinga yesibili ukuthi ithole limane nje liyadingeka ngokomzimba ukuze intuthuko yendawo yonke yayikhona kubo kwakukhona kuze kube phakade. Ngakho-ke, izinto zokulungisa ziyadingeka zinhle, amakhulu eminyaka. Futhi bayabiza.
Sekuvele kunezimbili zalezi zinkinga ngokwanele ukuqhuma okukhulu, kepha kukhona owesithathu: Uma inganono ekhona ibukeka njengento engeyinhle, ezolile kunzima kakhulu ukuba kule bonome. Futhi isikhala esicebile sibiza imali eningi. Kuvela umbuthano ononya, ukuba khona lapho i-taurus ingabekezeleleki ngokuphelele. Ngenxa yalokho, iTaurus iqhuma nge-supernova, enisela ngomusa izikhala zekhaya zegesi eshisayo. Futhi ngenkathi ukulungiswa kungekho ngaphezulu, umona ophilayo abafileyo.
Amawele
I-Gemini yenza ukulungiswa ngokuzenzela. Bayakwazi ukuphinda ikhishi ngokuphelele kuphela ngoba umbala wezindonga awuhlanganisi njengabasizi obusha esiqandisini. Noma, ngokwesibonelo, amawele ngengozi engena esitolo esakhiwe, ngoba wayefuna endlini yangasese. Futhi ngephutha bathenge ngephutha i-chandelier. Wayemuhle !!! Kepha oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Futhi iphepha lokunamathisela odongeni liluhlaza. Hhayi ngokucophelela. I-Gemini ayiyithandi, lapho ingaqaphile. Futhi bakulula ngempela ngabo ukuze bashintshe isithombe sangemuva kunokuba bahlukane ne-chandelier entsha.
Inkinga ukuthi amawele angazi ukuthi wonga imali, futhi adonse lonke ukulungiswa kwawo okuyinkinga impela. Kepha ingabe kuyisizathu sokulungiswa ukuze singakwenzi? Yebo manje! Ngokuvumelana nalokhu, amawele ahlala emafulethini e-eclectic, lapho i-super-salcony yesimanje enomfaki, ingilazi kathathu nesithombe sangemuva ngesimo samaphepha ama-vintage kungaba ngasikhathi sinye (babenhle kakhulu !!!) kanye nokudla okugcwele ngokuphelele kwe-Tsar Khrushchev, lapho Ngisho namaqhude okuya ku-Shed.
Umdlavuza
Umdlavuza wenza ukulungiswa kwezobuchwepheshe. Amakhansela ajwayelekile izidalwa ezisebenzayo kakhulu ezaziyo ukuthi zithanda kanjani ubudlelwano besikhathi eside. Ngenxa yalokho, banomfowabo ofunda naye ofunda naye ofunda naye, kanye nodadewabo wokuqala kababa ovela kuNkulunkulu ngogesi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, umdlavuza unokucabanga okuhle kakhulu kanye nememori, ngakho-ke banquma kalula ukuthi lelo langa le-laminate lisuka kwesibili lilungele isithombe sangemuva kusuka esitolo sokuqala. Futhi hhayi ngephutha. Okungukuthi, konke kungahle kuhambe kahle futhi kungezinhlungu. Uma umdlavuza ungaphazamisi.
Inkinga yomdlavuza ukuthi baboshelwe kakhulu emndenini wabo, futhi ngokuqinisekile kuzoba nanoma ithini, elingakulungeli ikhishi elifanelekile, elihlelwe ngumdlavuza. Yebo, ngoba ayihlanganisi uWagnet esiqandisini! Futhi umdlavuza ngeshwa uphoqeleka ukuthi uphuthume phakathi kothando lwabathandekayo kanye nomuzwa wakhe omuhle. Ungathinti umdlavuza, ngenxa kaNkulunkulu, futhi konke kuzolunga.
Ibhubesi
Ibhubesi lenza ukulungiswa ngokukhanya. Amabhubesi athanda noma yikuphi ukunyakaza, futhi ukulungiswa kuyinto enje, lapho ukwamukelwa khona kwenxusa e-monaco ngeke kuqhathaniswa. Ibhubesi alihluphi ngokuphelele abanye abantu ezitsheni ezingcolile, ezinyathelwa kusukela ekuseni kuze kube kusihlwa endlini yakhe. Lezi yizigqila! Zingabanjwa! Yini engcono? Njengomthetho, zonke izingonyama eziseduzane ziwela e-rotor yamanzi, ikakhulukazi labo abanemoto noma abakwaziyo ukuhambisa ikhabethe futhi bahudule esitezi sesishiyagalolunye ngaphandle kwe-piano leefter ngaphandle kwe-piano leef. Abasunguli nabo, ungageza!
Noma ngabe ukulungiswa kubambezelekile, futhi abakhi banyamalala kakhulu - ngengonyama, nakanjani akulona isizathu sokwethuka futhi baphangeke. Ibhubesi ngesizotha ngokuphelele ngokumamatheka kwamaJesuit liguqula ama-cutlet nge-spatula, ajezisa inkinga yomholo wamasonto onke futhi azizwe ejabule ngokuphelele.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
UVirgo wenza ukulungisa kahle. "Masishayele iphephadonga," libangela intombi embi kakhulu, futhi imvamisa - i-squevingny. Ngubani "nje glue iphepha lokunamathisela odongeni"? Ngemuva kwalokho ushintsho oluyintambo - sizokweqa, noma yini? Futhi kuyadingeka ukuvumelanisa izindonga. Kanye nezisekelo ezintsha. Nophahla. Namakhethini. Uma intombi okungenani inethuba elincane kakhulu okufanele liyenzele ngokwalo, ngaphandle kokuqasha abakhi Brigade, khona-ke i-Virgo izokwamukelwa nakanjani.
Ngoba iqembu lokwakha ngabantu. Futhi awukwazi ukwethemba abantu, yize ingane iyazi. Ngaphandle kokuphoqelelwa okuphoqelekile, ukulungiswa kwe-conjugate, izinkinga zentombi, ekujuleni komphefumlo, lungisa ukulungiswa. Ngoba ikhanda sonke isikhathi simatasa futhi imizwa lishaya emaphethelweni. Kudingeka umuzwa we-virality njengomoya. Nge-Virgo ngaphandle kwemizwelo uhlobo oluthile lweCapricorn.
Isobho
Ngokulungiswa kwezisindo - umfutho wegazi wangempela, uqala nge-hands yezitolo yezinto zokuhlobisa. Ama-hanger ayishumi nanhlanu. Izinhlobo eziyishumi nanhlanu ezahlukene zama-hanger, zilimaze. Ungakukhetha kanjani? Yibuphi imizwa ezokuma? Futhi kwakungama-hanger athile wokuhambisa indle, futhi ngemuva kwakho konke, kusekhona namaphephadonga, amathayili, uthayela, ukhaphethi, umama, ngifuna ukuphatha. Izikali zingachitha amahora amane esitolo sokwakha, kodwa akukho lutho futhi hhayi ukuthi zithenge. Futhi abaphathi balesi sitolo bazofunga komunye nomunye egazini, engeke balungele umthengi ngombuzo: "Uyakusiza?"
Kanye nesikali, okwamanje, iya kumqambi ukuze athenge konke eyedwa. Kepha le Jerk ibeka i-albhamu ngaphambi kwesikali esinezithombe zomsebenzi owenziwayo futhi ubhoboza izwi lomuntu: "Khetha". Emva kwalokho, isikali esinokumamatheka kwethenda sinqamula umklami, sincibilikisa izidumbu zalo e-hydrochloric acid futhi zindiza ku-Goa ziyophuza yonke imali ebiyelwe ukulungisa futhi ingahlushwa.
Scorpio
I-Scorpio yenza ukulungisa ukuze ingafani nezinye. AKUKHO POP, nzima kuphela. Bamakaza amakamelo abo ngaphansi kwentshonalanga yasendle, ngaphansi kwempumalanga noma ngaphansi kwendawo yokuhlala e-Ascecial. Akukho ukulungiswa okujwayelekile! OkweScorpio ngokuhleleka kwezinto ukwephula izindonga ukuze iJacuzzi ime phezu kuvulandi.
Ilele ku-foam futhi ibuke idolobha lasebusuku - ngenxa yezinto ezinjalo nofezela wangempela ziyazalwa. Uma iScorpio ikwazi ukudweba (nofezela, imvamisa, ikwazi), izoshayisana nezindonga. Kepha noma engazi ukuthi, kuzozama kanjani ukwamukela ukubamba iqhaza okusebenzayo kakhulu kwinqubo. I-Scorpions akesabi umsebenzi ongcolile, bakholelwa ukuthi lapho i-peignachil kasilika iphunga njenge-acetone - kungukuthanda kakhulu. By the way, iya kimi, the babe - on inqwaba yamaphephadonga athandwayo, asikaze sikwenze lokhu.
Sagittarius
ISagittarius yenza ukulungisa ngamahloni. Nangokomnotho. Ngakho-ke, kufanele alawule le nqubo - akasoze aqasha i-Designer Bureau eyenza konke ku-turnkey. USagittarius uzothola uMalume Kesu, owenze wajwayelekile. Futhi uzodlula ngaphesheya komsila wamalume, ethi: "Ngiyaxolisa, ngiyakucela", "ngiyabonga kakhulu!" Futhi "oh, kubonakala sengathi kugobile ... cha? Ngiyacela, ngiyacela, ngiyabonga kakhulu! ". Umalume Kesha lezi zingcweti ze-vest zizizwa, ngakho-ke kuzokwenza konke okunama-adhesion (yebo, kwakukhona elinye igama), futhi ukulungisa elinye), futhi ukulungiswa kuzoba yi-buggy futhi kuphuze njenge-linux. Ngemuva kweminyaka embalwa, ukudubula kuyadinwa, futhi uzofihla umalume gosh. Futhi wacela ukukwenza ngaphandle kwe-perforator - uma kungenjalo kungokwengeziwe ngaphambi komakhelwane.