Ake sithi ufunda zonke izindatshana kwi-Intanethi ukuthi ungaba kanjani ubufazi. Wangena futhi waba. Kubuhlungu. Lapho-ke le ndatshana akuyona wena. Okwakho, bheka, zimbali. Futhi le ndatshana yalabo abangakwenzi, yebo, nokububula ebusuku emcameni: "Konke kuzungeze - abesifazane, futhi nginamahhashi aqinile yebo i-hut."
Eqinisweni, kulula kakhulu ukuba ngowesifazane futhi. Awudingi ama-seminar abizayo namaqembu okusekelana kumazwana kokuthunyelwe: "Paint, yini izinwele, ucabangani, abangane?" Vele ukhumbule ngokwanele. Ngoba akekho nowesifazane ongashadile, obekungowesifazane okungenani kanye nowesifazane. Kepha uma kwenzeka, sakhulisa futhi saqopha. Ngokuzayo umane ufunde kabusha - futhi futhi ama-Nymphs, elula kakhulu.
munye. Kunoma isiphi isimo esingaqondakali, hlalani nibhonga. Ukubhonga kunamakhanda abanye, futhi benza isimo esingaqondakali siqondakale kuqala, bese sixazululwa.
2. Sebenzisa umjuluko. Isibonelo, i-armchair. Endlini waphula i-crane? Nikeza isisu sokuqala ukushesha ngemuva kokhiye oguqukayo. Azikho okhiye. Isihlalo! Isihlalo esingahleliwe lapho ungawa khona, cindezela izintende emathempelini bese ububula. Ukububula futhi ushayele wonke umuntu ongakwazi. Yisho ukuthi i-crane yaphuka. Ngenkathi uthi, umele i-hamster yakho yeminyaka engamashumi amabili edlule. Wafa, abazali bathi uyabaleka, kodwa wabe usuthola iqiniso. Ukuthuthumela kwezwi? Kuhle kakhulu.
3. Uma usukhohlwa unomphela umbhalo "Ngibonisa i-router ukudala inethiwekhi enamandla kakhudlwana." Sifundisa umbhalo "Angizange ngichofoze!"
ezine. Noma yini eyenzekayo, yithi "Hawu!", Ngeke ngibe nephutha.
ezinhlanu. UMurzni! Kufanele uqhwa. Ngisho naseCaribbean. Ngisho nase-sauna. Uyintombazane, kufanele uphonse emahlombe ama-french.
6. Azikho izikhwama zemingcele ezitolo. I-Yoghurt ne-Bunch ka dill - kwesokudla nje. Yini esinayo isidlo sakusihlwa, uju? Dill. Kuyasiza futhi akusindayo.
7. Khohlwa ngezingubo ezintofontofo. Awekho amabhulukwe. Izikopelo, iziketi ezinciphile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, banezinto eziphilayo eziningi kuzo. Futhi amantombazane kuphela ahlupheka, ihhashi emseleni ukuze ahlupheke kanye.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Ungavumeli amathiphu. Intombi ibize futhi ibuza izeluleko ngesihloko: "Ucabanga ukuthi uzongiphonsa noma cha?". Ungaphenduli! Khuluma: Hawu, ngisekubi kakhulu, ngilalela ...
isishiyagalolunye . Shisa ukonga umndeni e-spa. Lokhu akukhona "wahlasela uhlanya?", Kanye nokutshala imali. Ekutshalweni kwemali kobuntu. Uzonakekela intando, futhi emphefumulweni uyaziqhenya ngokuthi bonke amaKalyachy adidekile, futhi unesigodi sesiliva.
10. Ukuthula nokumomotheka. Lesi yisikhali sokubulala, esibulala. Ihora lokuqala nesigamu kunzima kakhulu ukuzenza uthule, kepha khona-ke uyakujwayela.
ishumi nanye. Ipaki hhayi lapho udinga khona, nalapho kufaneleka khona. Futhi bubula, bubula.
12. Uma umyeni agula - asikho isidingo sodokotela, asidingi i-thermometer, umjovo, uviniga nokushisa. Udinga ukuhlala phansi uhlebe: "Ungafi."
13. Ukuma e-slab nge-physiogny ebomvu - lokhu akuyona intokazi. Abapheki abahle kakhulu, njengoba wazi, abesilisa, futhi ubuyisela izipikili. I-varnish eyisiphukuphuku, ayifuni ukoma.
ishumi nane. Usengakhalela ngemuva kocansi. Kepha lo ngumshayeli ophakeme kunawo wonke, asazi ukuthi kanjani.
ishumi nanhlanu. Ungakuvumeli udideke. Lapha, ake sithi, ngifunde le ndatshana ngifunda eyodwa ekhethiweyo yakho, yenza ubuso beshaqise inkukhu kanye nokudumisa ngezwi lomuntu: "Lokhu abukho ubufazi bokukhohlisa." Futhi awulahli! Cha, - yithi, - Ungangikhohlisa, ngiphikisana nokuthi lokhu kuyikhohliso, ngaleyo ndlela ungifunele ukuveza i-crane, ngikubona. Into enjengale.