Nakanjani abantu bahlukaniswe izinhlobo ezimbili. Futhi uhlobo olulodwa luphupha uma kungelonakelwe okwesibili, bese uyishayela ngokubhuka okungenzeka. Izithombe ezinhle zezingane zinikeza ukuzama ukulandela izeluleko ezihlakaniphile zeseluleko sikamama: ukuxazulula impikiswano ngamagama, hhayi izibha. Futhi cabanga: mhlawumbe ungathola ama-antagentists angathandana naye?
Izikhova vs. Zhovon
Ugoba ikhala lakho amahora amabili, futhi uyaphinda: "Njengamanje, umzuzu!" - Futhi ungqongqoza uClave, njengogu lwamandla we-Dyathlov-Energize. Noma: Unephupho elimnandi kunawo wonke, futhi ungumphathi: gruk! Gluck! Grew e-UK !!! Yini inkulumo yakwa-sartre mayelana "nesihogo ingenye!"? ..
Ungaba lapha? Kholwane ukuthi isikhalazo asivaliwe, kepha siyahlupheka ngempela. Futhi yonke imisebenzi yakhe "ensimini yengxabano isikhathi" (Ake sithi, kusukela ngehora lesishiyagalolunye kuya kwehora lesithupha noma kusukela kwabayisithupha kuya kweyishumi ekuseni) "Fakela" kuze kube sekuseni. Ekugcineni, i-laptop ingenziwa ekhishini futhi inisela izilo ukuthi zibhale umbiko ophuthumayo phakathi kwamabili lapho, kanye nebhulakufesi kulungise kusukela kusihlwa. Futhi izikhova zingakhangwa ukupheka!
"Kuyashisa" vs. "Ukuqhuma"
"Ukuphefumulela Lutho!" - Ukumemeza i-IvanterPovich, kwamehlo avumayo kuvela ngaphandle komoya okwanele ngengubo ehlekisayo. "Ngingukuthi ngenxa yakho-infvutions amathathu acoshe!" - Amafram ashadile, futhi ngokukholisa kukhombisa indlala ekhathele. Uyini umsebenzi lapho, ukhuluma ngani?
Ungaba lapha? Isimo somoya ukubeka ku +24 Celsius, futhi obani abazocaciswa - izihloko zezindatshana eziningana (eziqala ngezethu) ukuthi le yindlela engcono kakhulu yezinhlangothi zombili. Konke kwahlala ngentando yeningi ehhovisi kuya ngezidingo zesimo sezulu. Ngenhlonipho enikela kuma-merzlyaks ukufudumala u-shali. Ukulalela labo abadinga ngempela izimo ezikhethekile - ngokwesibonelo, uma umuntu elandela ngempela i-Pneumonia, kahle, ngaphesheya, ziphuma kaningi. Ekugcineni, vele unake futhi muhle. Futhi u-Ivanopetrovich, noMarivanne emphefumulweni bafuna insaka nobumnene. Esikhundleni salokho: "Ungiyisa ebhokisini!" - Molvoli bona ngamazwi amahle. Futhi owokuqala unikezwa ama-lemadics, kanye ne-seagull yesibili.
Induna vs. Abangaphansi
"Sibonisa ukukhula okubi!" - Imemeza ubulili Arkady, ukubiza wonke umuntu esivunguvungwini. Ufuna ngempela ubuhle nobulungisa. "U-Myeni wami uzokhohlwa maduze!" - Kumanga ukushaya kwenhliziyo okuvela kwezezimali, engafuni ukuhlala ngemuva kwesithupha. Ufuna kabi ubulungisa futhi muhle. Bafuna into efanayo: Kepha kubo kuphambene ngokuphelele nezinto.
Ungaba lapha? Ikhanda, khuluma nabangaphansi ngolimi lwabo! Ukucabanga kwe-strain futhi uzicabange usendaweni yabo. Well, esigubhu yisisebenzi esiqashiwe sezinkomba zakho kanye nabancintisana nabo. Ufuna lapho kungcono khona, ngokumelene nobuhlakani babantu, kahle, ngeke kulungiswe. Mtshele ukuthi izinto ezintsha zizonika amandla isikhwama se-prem. Ngaphansi, khuluma nomphathi ngokuya ngokuqonda kwakhe! Nokho, ku-isibani esikhanyayo, umphathi, unezingane ezingaki nokuthi zingakanani enkulisa yazo. Mtshele ngokwenza ngcono ukusebenza kahle (mhlawumbe ngamaphesenti athile) kanye nesidingo sokukhuthaza okuhle kubasebenzi abagqugquzela!
Imifino vs. Idla inyama
"Ungadla kanjani izidumbu ?!" - Indodakazi yangaphakathi, imemeza iCelery. "Udinga amaprotheni, uzoshaya izinselo zakho!" - Shaya umama, ubaba, umkhwekazi, u-anti nogogo, bezungeza umhlatshelo kanye nemicengezi ye-chille.
Ungaba lapha? Ukuze uphile ngokwahlukana futhi udle ngokwahlukana - izindlela zokonga kakhulu zabalandeli bezindlela ezahlukahlukene zokugcwalisa amapuleti. Lapho umhlangano - ukuphuza uswidi noswidi. Ukuxoxa ngesihloko ukuphoqa kanzima okukhulu. Uma zombili izinhlangothi zibona ukungabekezeleli okuphambene, kwenzeka zombili. Kungcono ukugaya: "Wonke umuntu unamaphuphu awo," kunesikhathi esisodwa sokudla ngaphandle kosawoti nezinongo.
Abashayeli bezimoto vs. Abahamba ngamabhayisekili
"Amabhithi kuphela angaqhutshwa kulezi zinto ze-psychos ukuze izinguquko zingahambi!" - Abanini bezimoto zeRug. "Ama-Avatals - Ababulali, iToyota Ponacupured futhi badutshulwe kuwo wonke umuntu, onayo imoto okungenani eshibhile!" - Screams ekuphenduleni ama-hipsters. Futhi wonke umuntu ngokushesha uholela ezimweni eziyishumi, lapho "nakhu" namuhla. "
Ungaba lapha? Sebenzisa leli cala ukwenza uqeqesho olusebenzayo lwamahhala lokungaphenduki ngokusobala izingxoxo ezingenamqondo ezingenanjongo I-LA "Bonke abahamba ngamabhayisekili", "bonke abantu", "wonke ama-Worthlings". Amacala anikezela ukwenza amaphoyisa aqeqeshwe ngokukhethekile efomini elibhalwe phansi. Imeyili ku-traffic light. Thola bese uphinda imithetho yethrafikhi.
I-Accipary vs. Ama-syoaks
Okwakhe, uthuli ekuqapheleni kuyisizathu se-migraine ngosuku. Kuyena, uzwane ngesibani yimicibisholo ejwayelekile, enethezekile yokungena nenkululeko yangaphakathi. Ngubani owokuqala ukuthola amaphuzu? ..
Ungaba lapha? I-Akchachy, uma efuna ukulondolozwa nobudlelwano ne-NARIJA (okuwo okunye ngaphandle komfana ogcwele), kanye nempilo yengqondo, kuzofanela ukuvuma ukuthi ukuhlanzeka endlini kuseduze kwakho, ukulungenwa. I-Nerine ingaphathiswa okuthile okuthile, thayipha ibhakede kanye ngosuku. Noma wenze imali ehlanzelayo. Ukumfundisa ukuzogcina ngokuzithandela ukuhleleka akunakwenzeka. Akasizi ukungcola. Akamboni nje. Lo mthetho, ongalingani futhi engenakufinyeleleka ngokuthi "kusenokuphothako." Futhi usadinga ukushiya uhlobo oluthile lwamakhoneni lomuntu siqu endlini lapho konke kuzokwehla khona, njengoba kukhululekile.
Vs vs vs. Abakwa-Procracutinators
Omunye unovalo kunokulibaziseka kwemizuzu eyishumi: karaul, usizo, weba isikhathi sakhe! Enye kuphela akwazanga ukudala noma yini, uma kungenjalo uSidine, uZeietnotes, udlule ngaso sonke isikhathi futhi asindise kuphela ijezi elimangazayo ukumisa i-crane. Hhayi-ke, uze kuye kugcwele impilo, noma ubulala iwashi le-alamu.
Ungaba lapha? Unikeza umsebenzi werekhodi lokulahleka - Myeke ngesikhathi sokubhuka: Kuyadingeka ngoLwesihlanu - Kuzoba ngoLwesihlanu. Ugcizelela ukuthi ukubambezela ukuthi uphoqelele ubuhlakani - fakazela ikhwalithi yakho yobuhlakani. Uma iqiniso lingumphumela we-super-mega, kuzofanela zikhuthazelele umzuzwana wakho waphakade, ngeke ahambe noma kuphi! Uma kungenjalo, kufanele uqale umhleli.
Grammar-Nazi vs. "Troechniki"
Ungumngane wakho, uzokusindisa emlilweni unikeze umjuluko wokugcina onenyamazane. Kepha kulotshiwe njengokuphefumula futhi kukholwa ukuthi uma ipharashute yaphenduka ipharashute, konke kuyokhumula. Kepha nifiga! Iphuka!
Ungaba lapha? Empeleni, inkinga lapha kwiDiploma: Akuyona ukukhangisa kwamahhala esitimeleni esihlukumeza, noma okuthunyelwe kwaKaenge kuye ngamaphupho amabi akuyona, mhlawumbe akuyona incazelo ye-plump kancane. Yini okufanele uyenze ukukhala ngezinyembezi zegazi kusuka kumarekhodi anobungane? Mbuze ngokunobungane ukuze banake izimbotshana ezibomvu zomlingo. Futhi lapho bebhala nganoma yini ebalulekile, vele uvale amehlo futhi ungahleleli isicelo sosizo noma ukuqashelwa kwenhliziyo. Futhi ubani olula, uRosenthal wahlupheka futhi wasiyala.
"Ilungelo lekhukhi" vs. "Landa i-Pop"
Esimweni lapho lokhu kuxabana kufakwa emshadweni, umshado uvame ukuhlukaniswa. Akunakwenzeka ukwenza umsubathi avela kumuntu ofuna 'ukujabulela impilo futhi athathe njengoba kunjalo.' Ungakwazi ukumthuka futhi uchithe izinzwa zakho. Vele, umsubathi awunakwa ku-hedonist ufaneleke kakhulu. Kepha endaweni ebonakalayo, lokhu kuphikisana kungaqhakaza nokuhogela.
Ungaba lapha? Vele, akudingeki uvumelanise imibono yomunye umuntu mayelana nenhle. Nokuthi ungazilimaza kanjani? Amahlaya - Akho Konke! Ngaphezu kwalokho, kungcono hhayi i-banter ekhelini lomphikisi (kulo mkhakha kungekudala noma kamuva ungathintana), kanye nokuzibona. "Yebo, ngikhuluphele, njengemvubu - kepha ubona ukuthi hlobo luni lwama-paws! UGloria iqhawe lami! Futhi ngokuvamile, iHippiect iyisilwane sangemva, ngakho-ke wesaba ukungigxeka! "
"Izilwane zeMimmi" vs. "Gadut lapha"
Abathandi be-Fauna Abathandi be-Fauna bahlala bebahle kakhulu, abalethwe, baxhunyelelwa, bajwayela ebhodweni futhi bacishe bacishe babheke izilwane ezifuywayo. Abavikeli abanokhahlo bemvelo yamagceke babona kunoma yisiphi isilo esine-main onqenqemeni nokunye. Bagxambuzane nomunye ukuze alwe nezinja ezinovalo ziyethuka emaceleni.
Ungaba lapha? Umnikazi we-Fauna uzohlala evule, isikhwama, isitifiketi, ukweqiwa okungafinyeleleki kwezilwane kanye nokumamatheka okuhle. I-Defender yegceke iyimomotheka ngokulinganayo nohlu lwezikhalazo ezithile, ezivezwe ngendlela efanelekile nekhonkolo. Kukhona i-poop - kukhona inhlabathi yengxoxo. Cha - ukuhlanganisa iparele lesibhakela!
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