Kuyadingeka ukuphumula ukuze amazulu athuke ahlazeke. Lapho usufikile, kudingeka ubhale isibuyekezo kuma-topchels - ukuze ukuhlela amaholide ahlukane. I-Pics.ru iqoqe iqoqo lobuciko obuhle ongafunda kulo zombili lezi zibuciko!
Ngemuva kwesibaya senze ihlathi
"Lapho nje bephuma ebhasini, babezwa okuthile okungalungile ... Umnikazi we-Receptist wawubukeke ngokungathandeki, egcwele ngokuphelele ukufundisa abantu. Ngokuyisisekelo, amaTurks ... wonke umuntu owazinza egumbini, abuyela emuva e-receptor abuyele emuva futhi afuna ukuguqula igumbi, ihhotela, idolobha, izwe, iplanethi bese ohlwini. Amaqhude womuntu, umuntu unabafili be-khalasar ephelele egumbini lokugezela ... "
Futhi-ke izicabucabu ze-khasasar ziye kubantu zilahlwa ngabantu ... (lapha nokuqhubeka - cishe.
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"Ihhotela lingumbala omuhle kathathu. Kepha ngamakamelo aphezulu ehhotela elibheke emathuneni. Ngakho-ke, ngicabanga ukuthi ulwandle alusikho okusha kokuqala! "
Ukuhlatshwa okunengqondo!
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Kungani, ngekuthakazelisa, kulo lonke ihhotela? Kukhona inguqulo ...
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"Umhlahlandlela odingekayo ukuze ubambe ubheke umphimbo kanye ne-scrotum ngasikhathi sinye. Bheka ngokucophelela amehlo futhi ubuze umbuzo ukuze ulinde impendulo. Njalo uphendule ngokushesha kunombuzo unesikhathi sokuqeda. "
Ngakho-ke akumangazi. Ngubani owayezohamba kancane ezimweni ezinjalo?
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"Izithombe. Kusihlwa bingo. Ngosuku lwesihlanu ngangifuna ukubulala ngama-59 ukushaywa ngendebe yepulasitiki. Phakathi nosuku lomdanso wesikejana. Kungenzeka ngempela bazicebe. Kunoma ikuphi, kwakubonakala kanjalo. Mina owesibili ngempilo yami ngifunde kusukela ekuqaleni kuze kube sekupheleni. Owokuqala, ngendlela, owakhelwe empini eminyakeni engama-25 eyedlule. "
Ijerk yentuthuko, nokho.
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"Uma umuntu engena kuleli hhotela - Letha i-animator yembewu yembewu, uCaptain omnyama ugwayi, noma okuthile okwethu - indoda inesithukuthezi kakhulu."
Phambilini, i-nostalgia ihehe ama-birchms, futhi manje kufana.
"Siphuthunyiswe egumbini elibheke ophahleni nalokhu yize sasikhokhela ukubukwa ehlathini! Futhi kuphela emva kokubakahla senze ihlathi. "
UnguMadrid
"Indoda eyayidla isidlo sasemini kwezinye izindwangu yaqala khona lapho etafuleni, ilinde lapho umndeni wakhe uzoqeda i-dessert (ngendlela, nayo, yonke into ekubhukudayo nasekubhukudeni), yaqala ukukhuphuka ukhilimu. Ukunamathisela ukubukwa kokuhlala ngokungenangqondo kuboniswe ngobuningi be-tattoos. "
Zen kanye nobuciko bokunakekelwa kwama-tattoos.
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"Angisekho nagy to turkey."
Ugqoke futhi, mhlawumbe awunangqondo.
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Ingahle futhi ikhava. Ku-literal, ithawula ...
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"Ihhotela alikhulumi isiRussia, kuphela ngesiNgisi (ngeshwa sazi kabi kakhulu)."
Ngeshwa, isiRussia une ukwazi kabi kakhulu.
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"Kukhona uhlobo oluthile lwe-bureau lapho. Buza: "AI Preña Gow Tu Zedrid. I-AI ene-bai tu ("Ouan" - eyodwa, "Tu" - amabili) ithikithi ayi-madrid. "
Jesu! Simane nje siyi-inglis ye-spike yesifundo se-UAN. Njengamanje khat gow he madrid!
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"Lo mhlahlandlela futhi unokubhala okungalungile ngolimi lwesiNgisi nokubiza amagama."
Ngabe sengidlule umpeyi ngaphezulu.
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"Umugqa oya kuMkhiqizi wengxenye yasekuseni yesikrobeks angamonakanga u-T. Ulyanov, ogama lakhe linguLenin ngegama lakhe elifushane ngaphansi kwegama likaMausoleum."
Futhi bengingaba nomona ngesitayela sokuqamba igama.
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"Abahlanzeki kahle, musa ukubeka izingxabano - ungalindi."
Izinkinga ezimbili: isicanucanu nohudo
"Ukulula kukababa wami, owayemane wadonsa ibhodlela le-vodka esikhwameni, wabeka i-rack eshiwo yi-rack ukuthi okokuqala ezweni lamasiko abo amahle nelizwe kubo njengesipho se-a IVodka - Mina nomama sabona sengathi asijwayele. Kepha ubaba omamatheka ngo-32 wamnika umphumela - kwanikezwa ithuba elihle ... "
Ngakho-ke ku-32 noma 0,5?
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"Ngicabanga ukuthi kungakanani okungalungile kungangeza ukudla engikufuna, kepha kuyadingeka."
Futhi-ke ubukeka kanjalo! ..
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Umcwaningi nasemsebenzini weholide ngaphandle kwengqopha.
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"Cha, kufanele udle okuncane, uphuze okuncane - ngazinxusa. Kepha, bonke banesisindo esinengezi, nganquma ukuthi, uma ushintsha ekudleni futhi wenqabe ukuphuza, khona-ke ngivele ngilahlekelwe izinsuku eziyishumi nane. "
Futhi iqiniso linesisindo esinamandla!
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"AmaRussia ahlangana ngababili abangu-3-4, futhi zonke izinkinga (isicanucanu, isifo sohudo)".
Ukuhlangana? Ungacabangi!
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"Ukudla kwahlolwa ngokugaya okugulayo, ukuze kusele manje!"
Beka - Uhlobo lokucabanga.
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"Awekho amajusi asanda kusinda ekuseni."
Basindile kusihlwa.
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"Ngemuva kwesonto lokudla kuleli gumbi lokudlela, mina nomkami sasizwa ukuphanga ngokudla, olwandle, empilweni, komunye nomunye."
Bromine lapho, yini engezwe ekudleni?
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Ukuqedwa kwe-patter, kungasetshenziswa njengesivivinyo sokuqukethwe kotshwala begazi! Noma funda njenge-rap.
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"Ulinde ukuthi i-bar ivula nini (10,00), ichithe ngokumangalisayo izinsuku eziyi-6 ezisele!"
Hmm, umbono omuhle.
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"Ukuphila izinsuku ezintathu futhi ngiqale okuncane ukugxila emhlabathini, ngazama ukufika ezigodini zakho ezimpawu - akuzange kuphume ..."
Ngibhalela kubha yosuku lwesithupha ...
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"Kuzamile ukuthi kuneWundlu, kepha nginokusola ukuthi yimbuzi."
Ngempendulo yembuzi - iWundlu lingasho ngesikhathi sokuphila.
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"Kubukeka kudla inyama, nenkukhu, nezinhlanzi, kepha konke kuhlobo olulodwa! Omunye uzocabanga ukuthi mina nomyeni wami siyeke ukudla, kepha cha ... Uma ngibheka ukudla futhi akwenzeki ukudla, kusho ngezinto eziningi! "
OKUQUKETHWE KULULA KAKHULU
"Amanzi afudumele, ama-27-28 degrees, akhuphuka ngo-8.30 futhi ahlelwe umzuzu kuze kube yihora le-12 ntambama. Ubhishi uhlanzekile, uhlome ngamathoyilethi, kepha asikaze siwasebenzise. "
Ukuqashelwa okuvame ukwenziwa, NDA.
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Ngempela, ukunambitheka nombala, okungukuthi, ubuhle nomusa wamakati, akukho madoda.
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"Esondeni elikuhle kakhulu, kukhona esiqandisini neMacrovenan."
Futhi emnyuziyamu - stereo lisa.
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"Isifanekiso somfana ophangile saphoxeka kancane ngosayizi."
Futhi yini oyifunayo emfananeni?
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"Kokunye kokubuyekezwa Funda: Ukuntuleka kwekamelo - kunamathela kupapa wekhethini egumbini lokugezela, qinisekisa: izinti."
Kungofakazi ababili. Okwesithathu uzokwenza?
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O. Lokhu umcabango wokudala! Angikaze ngizame ukufihla ukushiyeka kokufihla ukushiyeka.
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"Qaphela uma une umhlahlandlela ekuvakasheni okuqondiswa kwe-larisa yama-maphakathi asebekhulile ngobuso be-non-Russian kanye okhalweni olugcwele. Wenza izenzo ezingcolile. "
Kusuka kule ndawo, sicela, ngemininingwane eminingi, sinentshisekelo!
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"Ngokweqiniso, kunzima ukubhala ngehhotela, ngoba angizange ngiyibone nge-Sober Scrience ... Ngavuka - lona wesifazane unqunu eduze kwawo, ngakho-ke ngawubeka Kwi-cafe elandelayo, wahamba wahamba phambili. Lapho bemukela, abashongo lutho abaluchitha ubusuku - imvamisa eHotels Buzat. Njengoba kwenzeka, futhi sabanjelwa egumbini futhi umnyango wasiza ukuvula - ngakukhipha kule nsizakalo 5. Ukudla kwasekuseni cishe akudlanga, ngoba Kwakungekho ubhiya, ngabeka ukudla 4. Ngisahlangana nale ntombazane, ngizowenza umshado eCzech Republic! "
Khuluma, uphumule ngempumelelo? Cha, lena u-Eugene waphumula ngempumelelo!
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"Vumela okuhlangenwe nakho kwethu okubabayo kuzoba inkanyezi yomhlahlandlela."
Amen! Okungukuthi, kuzoba kuhle.