Ukuzethemba ngokwakho (hhayi ukudideka ngokuzethemba) kukuvumela ukuthi uphile ngendlela ofuna ngayo, ukwenza lokho okufunayo futhi ufinyelele noma yiziphi izinhloso, futhi uma uvula kakhulu. Futhi kulungile, ngoba, ngobukhulu, ungazibona wena kuphela.
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Ukungabaza - Isibonakaliso esicacile somsebenzi wengqondo, hhayi ngengozi, cishe bonke ubuhlakani buyekile, kwesinye isikhathi ekuphazamisekeni kwezinkomba nasezinhlokweni ezihlabezelwe ngokwazo. Kuyaqondakala: Uma umuntu ethokozela ukholo, konke kutshelwa, khona-ke unakho izinkinga naye hhayi kuphela ngokuhlolwa kwenhloso yangempela, nangokuthi nathi, kodwa futhi nangekhanda lakhe.
Uyazi amandla akhe nobuthakathaka bakhe
Ayinaki umbono wangaphandle
Imvamisa abantu bamatasatasa kakhulu kangangokuba abanaleli abanye, futhi uma bephatha, ukukhombisa ukuthi isiketi akusona ubude, umbiko wokugcina awuzange wehluleke (hhayi afundeki), futhi uyakulahla) Awukaze ube yinto ngempela kamuva nje. Njengoba besho, ohambweni olukude lokuhamba olungahamba ngalo - likhona.
Ayizami ukubonakala kangcono kune
Ubuqotho Nokuvuleleka
Vele, phuza i-vodka nge-plumber kaMalume Vova, ukuba "nokuphila", noma unikeze amadayimane omndeni kuya eKrishnaitis yokuqala - akunjalo, kepha ulungele ukushintsha, ukujabula ngokuzithandela Abantu abasha - akunazimpawu zokuzethemba?
Isiza abanye
Inephuzu elicacile lezinkinga eziyisisekelo
Uma kuwumshado wezitabane, isimo esisha enyangeni, isichasiselo sezingcaphuno noma imifino. Futhi okubaluleke - ngokubaluleke kakhulu - ngesizotha sikubambe kanye naye, aze abuze. Futhi uma ubuza - i-bargain, i-drain, amahhashi, angizange ngithathe i-cham ezandleni zami bese ngisembhalweni. Thina ngokwethu siphonswe.
Kuthatha okwakhe nobunye obubi
Uyazi ukuthi ungazidumisa kanjani
Ngoba aziduduzi - akekho ozodumisa. Futhi badumise, ngendlela, inomphumela omuhle kwimizwa, iLibido nokuzethemba, ngaphandle kwawo ngeke uthole ukuzethemba.
Ungesabi ukwehluleka
Uyakwazi intengo
Lokhu kuphenduka kuthandwa kakhulu ukuhlobisa izinkundla zabesifazane: "UMasha uyalazi intengo! Wamnika amajazi amabili abomvu, wabuza ezintathu kwaphela emva kwalokho kwanikeza! ". Okwamanje ukwazi intengo - ngokuyinhloko akukhona ukuthi ube nobudlelwano nezimbobo, hhayi ukukholelwa izethembiso ezingenalutho futhi ezingashintshelwanga ngezimo.
Okubi kakhulu empilweni
Ngokuhlolisisa kuyahlanya
Cha, ngoJingha Hasanovna ukundiza ngokuzikhethela futhi ukhulume nabangane abazicabangelayo. Kepha ukugxuma ngeparachute, upende izinwele zibe luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, zama bukhoma isikhonyane, ukwenza lokho "wonke amantombazane ahloniphekayo" angenzi ngaphansi kokwesaba ukufa kanye nale shiye ukunqoba iNorth Pole - Kungani kungenjalo?
Ayilungisi
Ayitshelwanga ku-Trifles
Nazi lezi amantombazane 'ah, ingadi yami, ingadi yami engeyinhle "enophawu lwezandla ngeke ilindile. Okokuqala, ama-trifles asezimweni, ukuze asheshe futhi anyamalale, okwesibili, okuwukuphela kwento engeke ilungiswe yikufa, lokhu kungukufa, konke kungenziwa. Okwesithathu, kulimaza ukukhathazeka nhlobo - imibimbi ibonakala ngaphambi kwesikhathi, izinwele ziwela futhi ithoni iyanyamalala.
Ungabi namahloni
Ungesabi ukwenqaba
Ngoba akesabi ukulahlekelwa uzwela lomuntu othile. Cha - akunjalo, hhayi "mhlawumbe", "Mhlawumbe", "Mhlawumbe", "Ah, ngizuze, ngiphikisana naye! Cha "ubungani", "Yebo, Kat, Well, wena", "Eqinisweni, ezifundazweni, konke lokhu sekwenziwe isikhathi eside," "Sekuphele iminyaka yakho." Futhi "Yebo, ngokushesha, akekho oyokwazi" ungasebenzi.
Ungakhali ngediphozithi
I-stalling ibekezelela ubunzima
Isithwathwa, ukushisa, imvula ye-meteor, izinga ledola, isehlukaniso, izinkathazo emsebenzini, ukuxabana nentombi futhi yilokho konke. Ngoba impilo iyaqhubeka futhi izoqhubeka ngaphandle kwesifiso sethu. Yebo, ungakwazi ukunyakazisa kancane - uyintombazane! - bese usho ngokuzwakalayo ngokuthi "Yebo, no-X @ # $% naye nakho konke!" Futhi uphile.
Musa uHanzha
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