Akekho noyedwa ongashintshi, kukhona labo abangaweli, bethi Cynics. Siphikisana kakhulu nabo. Kodwa ilukuluku lithatha elakhe. Sibuze abafundi bethu ngezindaba ezithile ngokuvukela umbuso, lapho bevela khona njengengxenye yonxantathu wothando, nokuthi iqiniso liphume kanjani. Noma wathatha futhi akazange aphume.
Waya ngamabomu ekhaya egqoke ingubo ngaphakathi, wathi ngezintombi amaBras ayezama futhi azange eze kimi. Izikhathi zazimpofu, futhi uBusty uthenge kubathandi be-FANHO ngaleso sikhathi.
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Akakaze aguquke. Kepha ngakopela umyeni wangaphambili. Nentombazane ahlangana nayo phambi kwami. Ngonyaka wesibili, umshado wambiza futhi wacela ukuhlangana. Kubiza ukuqaphela ukuthi intombazane ayinayise buhlungu, imnene futhi ibuthaka kakhulu. Futhi ngisasebenza njengeCascader.Ngiye kuye egcekeni, futhi ungitshela ukuthi lapho ngibiza umyeni wami izolo ebusuku futhi ngangenakudlula - wayenaye, balala. Ngaphakamisa iso iso futhi ngamnika ukuthi aqale ukubaleka ngenkathi ngicabanga amathathu. Waboshwa wathi ngeke kube khona ukuqhubeka, futhi ngeke avume umyeni wakhe ngenxa yakhe, wavele wakudinga ukuba kube sengathi usemshiyile, kodwa wamphonsa yena. "Thola, Santa Barbara!" Ngacabanga futhi ngiyolinda umyeni wami ekhaya.
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Ukulala izincwadi zendoda yangaphambili yesibili ezindaweni zokugcina umlando wekhompyutha e-disk nge, ukhohliwe ukuthumela. Bengifuna ngenhloso, lapho ngiqala ukusola kakhulu, futhi ngatholakala. Kwakuse-ICQ.
Ebuzwa obala - kusho ukuthini? I-Wagged yokuqala, yavunywa. Ihlukaniswe.
Iningi lazo zonke izinto zithule ukuthi kulolo phrinta wangibiza ngokuthi "inkomo yami", yize angikaze ngisinde ngaphezu kwama-52 kg. Well, okungenani bengizobiza imbuzi, noma - inkomo!
Ngaleso siga, naye, akazange aphile, yize ingane yayinesikhathi sokuba umxhwele saze sashada. Sahlukana, bese konke kwaqubuka konke. Manje lowo mndeni omusha, umyeni, umhlukumezi, enye ingane, futhi umzuzwana wangaphambili usewedwa. Lokhu kuyiqiniso, ngiyacabanga.
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Futhi uma uvula umnyango wekamelo, futhi lapho dude yakho fucks ngentombazane yangaphandle - kanjani ukubala? Mina ngokwami uqobo noma angikafihli noma angizange ngiwe. "Konke ukuphika" kusebenza kahle.***
Ngake ngaba nenoveli nomuntu oshadile, kahle, njengenoveli, isonto lamasonto ocansi, athule ngokuphelele. Futhi kubantu sasingabangane nemindeni. Ngandlela thile umkakhe waqala ukukhononda ngaye ukuthi ubuvila, kubonakala sengathi, futhi ngithi: Kepha ngihlakaniphile, nginomusa, nithandeka. Mboza ngokuhamba kwesikhathi futhi ufeze: "Khuluma".
Unkosikazi akazange aphendule, kunoma yikuphi, asahlangana.
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I-Classic: Ikhulume ngephupho.***
Angizange ngishintshe, ngangishintsha. Bengihlala emadolobheni ami, isithandwa sami - eMoscow, sasebenza eReutovo - lokhu kuphakathi kwedolobhana lami kanye nesiteshi saseKursk. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngasebenza kuma-NGO wezobunjiniyela bemishini - ibhokisi elikhulu lezempi, futhi usesimweni esincanyana, lapho kwakuwukuphela kwesisebenzi.
Mina, kusho ukuhlala ehholo elikhulu. Ingxenye yawo umnyango wethu - abantu abangama-20, ingxenye, ngemuva kwamakholomu - okungomakhelwane, abanye abantu abangama-20. Ngakho-ke kwavela ukuthi eMnyangweni ongomakhelwane kukhona umngani kankosikazi wakhe, ngandlela thile angitholile futhi waqubuka.
Ngemuva komsebenzi, ngangihlali buthule esithombeni nasekuvaleni bekulinde ukuvalwa. Angazi nokuthi ngibhalwe ebunzini lami?
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Ugogo lapho ebuya ekulethweni kwe-43, engcwaba intombi elilodwa lababili, wathola umhlengikazi wakhe kumyeni wakhe embhedeni. Ugogo uthe "konke, ngabuya," futhi ngabeka uNanny emnyango wawunjalo. Lokho akusho eduze komyeni wakhe, kuthula izindaba.***
Wayenenoveli enendoda eshadile. Konke kwakukuhle, kuhle, kuyabiza, kuyabikisa, njengakumafilimu. Njengokuhlala kwenzeka, wathi akekho ocansini nomkakhe, sekuyisikhathi eside bethanda futhi konke lokho. Bakhona, naphezu kokuntuleka kocansi kwengane yesithathu kwabeletha. Kahle, maye. Wakholwa.
Kwahlukana ekugcineni kweqiniso. Umphumela wamanoveli anjengama-90%; Amacala anqunyelwe kusengaphambili. Ngangihlala ezinyangeni ezimbalwa kungathi akukho lutho olwenzekile. Bese kuba yincwadi nge-elektroniki kumkakhe. Ubhala lokho, akunakukwazi, ukuthi bahlukana kangangokuba bahlukana ukuze ngiyithathe futhi ngiphile ngenenjabulo nangenjabulo, nokuthi anginazo izikhalazo. Vele, ngamphendula ukuthi asikwazi ukuxhumana kudala nakho konke lokho. Kepha akukaze kuleli noveli nangemva kwakhe uGadko, uMerzko wangilimaza, njengokuthi ngifunda incwadi kaTogo.
Kungani kunjalo:? Ngenxa yokuthi ngangiqonda ngokuzumayo ukuthi izinyembezi zami, izinzwa, ezibhalwe ngemfihlo, izingcingo ezilahliwe, ngegama, konke okwakuzosiza umndeni wakwelinye izwe. Ubuhlungu bami bonke, izinyembezi zami, ukuthotshiswa kokuziqhenya - kuchithwa. Ngokuvamile, ngokuvamile bahlukana.
Ngokuvamile, akukaze kube ngaphezulu.
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Yebo, uma kafushane, unyaka wezitolo wentombazane wawunomfana, umfana wayithola into enhle, futhi wayisebenzisa ngentokozo. Njalo ngonyaka siye emkhosini kwi-Ibiza elinemibandela, i-tusyli futhi sijabule. Futhi ngomunye wale minyaka wahlupheka ngandlela thile (ngokulahlekisela umfana) womunye umuntu. Endaweni efanayo, e-Ibiza enemibandela, bahlangana nabangane abavamile, ababengabonakali bangena lapho ngenxa yobumpofu. Futhi-ke kwavela ukuthi le ntombazane ngokulahlekelwa yilowo nalowo wasuswa lapho othandekayo wakhe nabangane kanye noTusil ngokusuka enhliziyweni, ngenxa yalokho, eKinning umfana waleyo kule-Ibiza enemibandela, ngaphandle kokukhohlwa i-cache ethe xaxa ukubambeka kancane . "Ukuze siphile."***
Umyeni wami ngandlela thile waqala ukukhathazeka ngesiKorea. Umbhede awuzange ufike, kodwa ngawuthenga elula kakhulu: bema emgqeni esitolo futhi phambili bekungukubukeka kwentombazane yase-Asia. Ngamemezela ukuthi umyeni wami ubhukuda, amehlo efu, alandelwa lapho kubukeka khona, abuyela ekhaya evela enkampanini ebizwa ngokuthi yi-Social Network. Kepha akazi ukuthi awele kanjani.
Futhi okokugcina dude wami wayebonise nhlobo. Into ehlekisayo kunazo zonke engahlala ngilala nabantu engibajwayele futhi ngiyomvakashela eMaloyaroslavets bagibela njalo. Kepha zonke izinsolo ziphenduliwe: Uchithile? Singabangani noSasha, ucabangani kanjani?
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Mina ebusheni bami bebenza njalo nge-bi. Kuyini isimilo, nabangane, angizange ngibe nobudlelwano obunjalo nakancane ukuze kutholwe ingqondo ngokuvukela umbuso - ngakho-ke, kutholwe ubungani obujulile, kunalokho. Kepha enye yezintombi yashada. Futhi umyeni wasigwinya cishe embhedeni - wasakaza umbhangqwana, wabuya ngaphambi kokuba. Yebo, lokho, uma ungazi ngokuthambekela kwethu, kungenzeka ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi uyithathe ngokungathathi hlangothi, kodwa kusobala ukuthi uyazi konke ngonkosikazi wakhe, okungenani. Ube esengitshela ukuthi akanamona emantombazaneni ...Ngaleso sikhathi asho lutho - wenza sengathi akakuqondanga lutho. Kepha kusukela kulolo suku waqala ukunginamathisela. Kungenzeka ukuthi kungaba ukuvalwa okuthile kwe-geshtalta. Kodwa nje bengingazi ukuthi ngiziphatha kanjani naye: Angivumanga onembeza ukuba bakhohlise intombi (nenye intombazane - kalula, kodwa nomyeni wami ngabe bekuvele kuyibhizinisi elihluke ngokuphelele). Ngakolunye uhlangothi, yena ngokwakhe akenzi into efanayo? Ngakho-ke kungani kungenjalo? Yebo, yebo, ngokwakhe, yena, kunalokho, ngithanda, uma kukhona, ngingahle nginikele ngesethi elinjalo.
Ngokuvamile, ngadutshulwa ngokuqondile futhi bengingazi ukuthi ngenzeni. Ekugcineni, ngasikisela ukuthi sasingamashumi mathupha - kanye naye nomkakhe: Ngemuva kwalokho, lolu hlobo lwezinkinga - lokuziphatha - bekungeke kusasekho lutho ... Kepha lapha wayengeke alekelele okuthile. Ukuthi ufuna kahle yini okubizwayo, thula ukuze kube nezinkinga ezithile zokuthi uzonquma (zibonakalise kuye ukuthi angisiye umuntu, noma yini?), Noma ngabe yaphuma nje ngenxa yokwamukelwa kwakhe.
Ngokuvamile, bekungumuzwa wokuthi angavuma kamuva. Kepha sasingenaso isikhathi esanele: basuka - futhi, ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, sasidedela, ngeziphetho. Eminyakeni embalwa edlule wafunda ukuthi bahlala ndawonye, kubonakala sengathi - ngezingane ...
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Ngaba nenoveli, futhi uhlobo oluthile lobuso lubonile ngokucacile, futhi lwathumela umyeni wami ngokungaziwa ukuba ngekheli elimnandi! Ngokungaziwa, le ndoda yaqanjwa igama elithile engisebenza naye emsebenzini, yize iminyaka emibili yayingasekho futhi, futhi akukho lutho olubikho. Waqinisekisa umyeni wakhe ukuthi kwakuyihlaya, umlobi ongaziwa wawungasabonakali ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, kodwa kwakuyesabeka kakhulu.
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Umyeni wami wahamba ohambweni lwebhizinisi, ngangimthanda umyeni wami, futhi angikwazanga ukumelana nomuhle, onakekelayo futhi ebukekayo. Umyeni ubuyile ngaleso sikhathi inoveli yayisiphelile, yema nje ngocansi nomuntu omuhle, empeleni. Bahlala e-VPPEC eyodwa yonke inqwaba, ngokusobala, emahlathini aqala ukushelela. Kimina, "Ucansi nje" luhlale lukhona (lubhekise ekuphepheni) ngokuthi "isidlo sakusihlwa esihle kuphela", kuhle nje nakho konke, ukuvukela umbuso, hhayi ku-physiology. Umyeni wake wabuza nje: "Ulele noK.?" Amehlo anothando nathembekile ambuka, ngathi: "Yebo, yini?" Ngeqiniso lokuthi ngesikhathi sencazelo, isikhathi esithile nesigamu, ngokwakhe bamhlikihla 'ngokungathembeki', futhi ngesikhathi sokubuya kwendoda ohambweni lwebhizinisi (amasonto amabili), nganikwa Iwashi ngaphambi kokubuya kwakhe, lapho ebuya - waphuthuma entanyeni yakhe.Indoda ezinsukwini ezimbalwa ngemuva kokuchazwa kwencazelo. Futhi ngangqongqoza lonke ekwindla, ngaphatha izinzwa zami, uBuhala futhi akazange ahambele ekucindezelekeni.
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Indoda igcotshwe ngokoqobo, ukusuka lapho ama-panties amasha athathwa khona, ekugcineni waqala ukusika izipikili zakhe emilenzeni nasekuhlaleni. Ngafika kusihlwa ngiyosebenza, akunjalo. Kepha kwikhompyutha esebenza, okungekho kunoma iyiphi iphasiwedi ye-login, yonke imininingwane. Ngakho-ke uhlukanise.
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Ngabhala ukujwayelana okufanayo ngendoda ayeyilungisa ekilabhini yabakwaSwingers. Bengithuthumela kakhulu ekutholakaleni okunjalo. Manje-ke kungani enye into yabhala ukuthi wayenosuku esikhundleni sokudansa amakilasi, kodwa empeleni wayesedansa ngalolo suku (ukuhlonipha wonke umuntu athwetshuliwe). Ngakho-ke bengingaqondi, noma yini alala ngayo, noma ukuqamba amanga kangaka, ayeka ukuxhumana naye.***
Intombazane ihlole umyeni wayo, ngandlela thile iza kuphela ngemuva komhlangano nensizwa, futhi umyeni wakhe wavalelisa kanjalo. Ngandlela-thile waba namahloni, wathi kuyeza ekuqaleni. Futhi ngenza kahle, unkulunkulukazi wakhe uthathe isinqumo sokushiya ikhondomu ngaphakathi.
I-athikili elungiselelwe uLilith Mazikina
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