Lokho kwenzeka, uzobheka uhlu lwakho lwabangane, ngokwesibonelo, ku-Facebook, futhi umcabango onobuthi ushaya ekhanda lenyoni elimele: "Umama, obani bonke laba bantu ?!". Kepha uma udumazela amafulethi emashalofini, kuvela ukuthi wonke ama-yogurt asebenza ngokulinganayo. Ezinye zinjalo nakunjalo.
Ngakho-ke, kumaFradas ethu akhona manje:
Abafakeli
Abanendaba nokuthi yini esiyibhalayo nokuthi sithatha izithombe, njengoba zibukeka njenge-selfie nokuthi yimuphi umbhalo ohambisana nombhalo we-BARA ham. Abalandeli kunoma yikuphi, bayojabula. Yebo, kunezindlela ezimbili zokukhetha: noma ngabe ungumuntu onobuhlakani, noma wonke la ma-fries - u-ansacephali onomdlandla. Ithuba lesibili lincane kakhulu - kahle, ilungelo, alikwazi ukuba ngentshiseko le-anacefals labantu abathandekayo.
Iqembu lokusekela (elihunyushwe lisuka eLatin - Combat Hamsters)
Phakathi kwalaba bantu kungaba nezinhlobo ezingemnandi kakhulu. Bangabhala ezifundweni zamagama esingawabhalela ukuba namahloni. Bangabukeka kakhulu ezithombeni. Mhlawumbe abanye babo bahlala ejele. Kepha akunandaba, ngoba bagijimela emgodini noma nini lapho othile ekucasule. Noma nje ungavumelani nawe. Kwanele ukunikeza isixhumanisi, yithi "FAS" - futhi ulungele. Isitha sizofakwa ku-PISCHI futhi simbozwe ngongqimba oluwugqinsi lwe-Network Metabolic Products. Nge-nonfig.Abaphikisi abafihlekile
Lawa angama-freend akhethekile, esiqeqesha amandla esifiso. Abavumelani nathi. Kukho konke noma okuthile okuqondiswe kakhulu. Iposi ngalinye, ukuphawula ngakunye okuphawula - ummese enhliziyweni. Kepha ukuvuvukala ngokungavumelani nesikhundla akusizi. Futhi siyabekezelela, sithambisa amazinyo akho, ngoba uZuckerberg akamniki umuntu ngaphezu kwalowo uyakwazi ukuthatha.
-Qinisile
Lezi zihlala zilele izithombe. Ama-GIF ahlehlisiwe. Futhi-ke, amakati ahlehlisiwe, lapho kungabi khona izingcaphuno. Amakhasi abo adilizwa ngezimbali ze-nyasy futhi akukho ukuphawula akunazo izithonjana ezibucayi ze-animated. Eshawini uyakuqonda lokho kubhema okubi, kepha isandla asikhuphuki. Ngoba milyai.Abahlabeleli
Kubukeka sengathi babheka ikhasi lakho njalo ngemizuzwana engamashumi amathathu, njenge-antivirus enhle. Kubukeka sengathi le nkululeko yesikhathi samahhala. Cha, bakwenza kanjani? Imizuzwana emithathu, futhi vele ukuthandwa okuyisithupha namazwana amathathu. Kuhle, yebo. Lokhu mhlawumbe kuwusizo kakhulu ekuzithembeni kwama-frands - ngenxa yalokho ungaba nomuzwa wokuthi indawo yonke ayinandaba ukuthi ucabangani ngesithombe esisha seRene Zelweger.
Isisindo esindayo
Lawa maxoxo asesimweni somzabalazo waphakade wokulwa nomhlaba. Futhi thina, ngombono wabo, siphoqelekile ukujoyina enye yamaqembu. Obani abangazange bakhethe uhlangothi, isitha kuze kube phakade. Maphakathi nokwanda konyaka we-franc, umuntu ongenalutho uzozama ukwenza sengathi wacisha i-Intanethi, ikhompyutha, ugesi, ucingo, igesi, igesi, igesi kanye nohlelo lwendle. Futhi kwakungekho okungenzeka ukungena kunethiwekhi. Kepha lokhu, kunjalo, ngeke kusize. Umthwalo osindayo - umngani onememori enhle. Enyangeni, uyabuza: "Ingabe ungowabamhlophe noma obomvu?", Futhi, sebethole ukuqiniseka ekusekelweni okungenamibandela, uwokumali uzodinga ukuhamba athi "mhlophe" ukuthi nguKakaha.Icashi
Lokho wukuthi, empeleni, abantu abaphilayo. Kepha, ngokusobala, ezelwe ngonyaka we-bot, futhi izinkanyezi ziyizinto ezikhohlisayo. Zonke itheyipu yazo ziqukethe izivivinyo, izethenjwa kanye nama-paste wokukopisha alinganiswe nguTerabyte. Ukuhlupheka okunjalo kukholwa ngokweqiniso ukuthi banentshisekelo kuwe. Futhi-ke, akazi ukuthi usuvele usethethini iminyaka emihlanu, njengoba ungabonisi.
Amehlo amnyama akhumbula - uyafa
Njengomthetho, ngabezinye izizwe, kepha hhayi. Kuyintombazane ngayinye ebeka engcupheni yephrofayili evulekile ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi, izixuku zamehlo amnyama zihlaselwe ngokushesha, zilala ama-rose kagesi, izithonjana ngesimo sezinhliziyo kanye nezincomo, "ukhona Umphefumulo wami, ngenxa yabazali bakho ngesidalwa esidalwe kanjalo esihle, ngineminyaka engama-40, ngingusomabhizinisi ocebile futhi nginesizungu kakhulu, sawubona. " Ukukholisa akusizi, kuphathwa kuphela ngemali evuthayo, okungukuthi, isibhengezo.Study idiot
Njengokuthi, njengomthetho, kubangane kukodwa kuphela (akusakwazi ukumelana nezinzwa), kepha kukhethiwe. Ushaya ama-crap. Muhle kakhulu futhi waphakade. Ngokugcwele, ama-scullpts lokho, ngokuvamile, ahlekisayo impela. Ngesinye isikhathi wazama ukuphikisana naye, ukufakazela ukuthi i-crap iyi-crap, hhayi, ngokwesibonelo, umbono. Awusenalo ukuphikisana naye. Silinde nje ishidi elinganele elinganele futhi lishaye ngokuthula ngaphansi kokhiye - kodwa, nokho, i-idiot ephakeme, yenzeka? Abalandeli abane-thesis bavuma ngokushesha, i-burner ebethayo ithatha uhlangothi lwakho, futhi ama-hamsters empi agijimela i-idiot ekuphawulani, ahlale lapho izinsuku ezintathu nobusuku obuthathu, lapho engazami ukuzibulala, futhi ufunda iziphawula eziyi-92434 emzuliswaneni wesibili ngenjabulo. Umngane onjalo ulusizo.
Banganise
Umngani nje. Lawa ngabantu abanjalo abakhethekile esibaziyo empilweni yangempela. Singabangani empilweni yangempela. Futhi kulula kakhulu ukuthulisa ngisho nasekuxhumaneni nomphakathi.