Ubusika obusemadolobheni obukhathele futhi buhlukaniswa buthakathaka kulo entwasahlobo nasekwindla, uphupha ehlobo, mayelana neDacha! O, malini ongakwenza kahle ukonakalisa ihlobo lakho. Ngokwesibonelo…
Futhi ungazitshali i-zucchchini?
Ukucula! Sat zucchini. Ngokunokwenzeka, lokhu kuphela ithanga, elizobe lizohamba kahle futhi lizojoyina (noma ukuthi likwenzani). Ehlobo lonke uzokujabulela ukubukwa kokusakaza ubungozi be-zucchini, okungethuli nge-hlobo, noma isomiso, noma i-weevil. Uzoshaya umgqomo okhanyayo we-zucchchini elisencane. Futhi ngo-Agasti, uzoqala ukudlula omakhelwane njengesinxibi, kuphela ngokuphambene nalokho: "We nathi sisendaweni, sithatha i-zucchini!" "Cha, cha, ungcono kunathi!" Ngenxa yalokho, izidalwa ezimangalisayo zizoya edolobheni nawe, lapho ziyolala khona kuvulandi zize ziqede, zivumele izimbumbulu ezinkulu ngaphansi kwazo.Ngabe i-alpine slide yakha mina?
Yebo, izici ngabo, ngamathanga. Yebo, kuzoba nobuhle! - Inquma indlu yehlobo. Ngobusika, noma yimuphi umbono we-dacket ukhuphuke ngezinga le-manic. Kusuka ezinhlelweni zokukhulisa imbiza yama-nasturtiums, isihlahla esiphithizela kanye ne-strip of velvetsets uya emcabangweni we-alpine slide. Futhi unyawo lwesilayidi lusafiselekayo ukwenza indlela encane, ukuze wonke umklamo ubonise kuwo njengoRoshe de Na echibini Geneva. Zonke izisulu ezifanayo zejika, ungasebenzisa eyodwa yemizimba nokusetshenziswa. Uma i-dacket ibopha ngokungathi sína ukumba imitha yenhlabathi ekujuleni nasekuhleleni kwamatshe akhethekile, khona-ke uthola inkohliso nge-quary. Futhi uma ungazami, uzoba ingxube yabo bonke omakhelwane. Isixha, ngomqondo othile, isilayidi sokuguqulwa. Kepha awulahli, ubatshele ukuthi lokhu kungukusanhlamvu kwe-hamster.Nokuthi ukhulisa utshani?
Kuyiqiniso, uzwe ihlaya engilidinga iminyaka engama-200 yokunakekela utshani, kodwa bengicabanga ukuthi yiCoke Yeqiniso. Okokuqala, okokuqala, indawo kufanele ihambisane. Ezindaweni eziphansi, izikhundla zotshani, eziqongweni - zoma. Ngaphezu kwalokho, umhlwanyeli ngeke adlule ijika. Ngemuva kwalokho udinga ukuyitshala futhi ubekezelele abathengisi abangenakugwenywa lapho engeke bahambe khona. Futhi-ke kuzodingeka ukumnakekela. Futhi uzowuphuzisa, uxhase, usike, uhlanze, udle inqwaba yakho. Futhi ngeso elisontekile ukubheka labo abanquma ukugijima noma i-sabol. Utshani bakatshani uma kuqhathaniswa nomzimba wokhula cishe njengezithelo ze-monarchist bloodstream uma uqhathanisa nethambo elinamandla lasemakhaya. I-Asparagus Posadi engcono, i-Chesslovo!Futhi ungangenzi ngibe ngumquba womquba?
Kuyaziwa ukuthi izitshalo ezizuzisayo kufanele zivundiswe. Sisadinga ukuvikela imvelo. Futhi ekotishini, udoti omningi kakhulu owakhiwa, okudingeka uye kwenye indawo. Okuphumayo okunengqondo - ukuhlela umquba womquba omuhle futhi ulahle imfucuza yasendlini yezemvelo kuyo, utshani obude nolunye udoti. Inqwaba yomquba womquba uchwepheshe yisidalwa esiphilayo. Kuyaphenduka, kuphefumula, kudla, bese ngiyabonga uMdali wakhe ngamagatsha aphanayo utamatisi noma, athi, uCelery. Futhi umazi kuphela ukuhlinzekwa kwakhe, ngokushaya futhi unakekele. Hhayi-ke, uma uqonda ukuthi awufuni ukusebenza ku-kakodemon lonke ehlobo, khona-ke uzoba nokuphikisana okuthile kwe-alpine punch - Udoti unga. I-Nettle ivaliwe ngokuphelele. Ukusuka ku-nettle ungenza isobho eliwusizo, nokho, kuphela entwasahlobo, isikhathi eside. Futhi ku-Motley, imitha emibili - kahle ukulahlekelwa ama-quadcopters.Futhi ungangigangile kahle?
Okungcono kakhulu - umdala we-Artesian. Amanzi, bathi, kukodwa, ngomqondo othile, ngaphansi kwesiza ngasinye. Uma uthatha isinqumo sokujulisa isitezi esingaphansi, ngokwesibonelo, qiniseka ukuthi uqiniseka ukuthi lesi sitatimende silungile. Kepha ukuze ngifike emanzini ngenhloso - useyindlela yokufuna. Ungabi nesikhathi sokubheka emuva, futhi icebo selivele likwimigodi. Kweyodwa engenalutho, kwenye il, emanzi wesithathu angajwayelekile amnyama futhi afile crotch. Ngalesi, ngisho ne-zucchini eniselwe ngandlela thile ngamahloni (yize angafanga, awathemba). Futhi kanye nomthombo, uzobeka ukwesaba okuphakade ezweni, ukuze noma ubani aphume. Ngendlela, ukuqhuma kahle akulula kunokumba, yize kunjalo, kushibhile kancane.Ungakhanga i-veranda?
Hhayi ingadi eyodwa ephila i-dachank. Isibonelo, i-veranda ingafakwa kwindlu. Igama elihle, impilo enhle ye-onbooli. Itiye liphuza etafuleni eliyindilinga elimbozwe ngendwangu yetafula efekethisiwe. Kulungile, noma kulungile, thokozela abafana ngemuva kwetafula lepulasitiki elise-la sherry ekukhuliseni. Ngokuvamile, ukudla emoyeni omusha. IMIPHAKATHI, ukuncibilikisa ama-napkins nomiyane ongahlukaniswanga, izimpukane ku-kebab, izitsha zepulasitiki ezichumayo. Ngemuva kwalokho umkhulu unquma ukuthi le yindawo enhle yokugcina yonke into engasenayo egalaji, futhi izingane ziba yizingane lapha lapha ... Hhayi, omakhelwane ngemuva kwezihlahla zendlebe basolwandle ngisho nangobuhlanga. Ukusuka Veranda ungabona futhi uzwakale njengasentendeni - elula kakhulu.Futhi awunalo yini indlu yokugezela?
Ukugeza komuntu siqu kwezindleko, mayelana nenye indlu. Ukusebenza kuphela kuyindlela yobukhulu ephansi. Empeleni, kulokhu nangehlaya. Ufuna ukugeza, kahle, kanye ngenyanga kusuka emandleni. Sula kubhavu - angikaze ngifune. Abanye, ikakhulukazi abadidekile, kwesinye isikhathi bavakashela umbono wokushayela amakhambi aphulukisa kubhavu noma ukuhlanekezelwa okuthile. Kanti abanye kubukeka sengathi kubhavu lapho nje kungenawo umphefumulo okwanele, amathoyilethi, amakamelo e-Locker, amakamelo okugeza, azokwakhiwa njengegumbi, futhi lizolinika abanikazi bomhlaba noma Lapha uMasha, lapho umkhwenyana ezohola. Ngaleso sikhathi, isitofu esisebhathini siyawa. Ukwakhiwa kweBani akunakwenzeka ukuqeda.Futhi ungangenzi inja?
Duck ne-Doggy - yenzelwe omunye nomunye. Bonke abantu abahle bathi akukho lutho olungenza edolobheni lenja. Enye into, emaphandleni, utshani, ukunwetshwa, umoya omusha. Yebo, kunjalo. Ake sithi awusona isitha futhi ungakhali i-psyche yenja, ukutshala i-ps ecaleni. Bese kunjalo. Uma unecebo lamahektha ehlathi, khona-ke inja imyisa efulethini, futhi ifuna ukuyihamba kathathu ngosuku ngaphesheya. Uma une-bracket emnene enama-daisies ngaphansi kwefasitela nakho konke, khona-ke amba lapho, shit futhi aww. Futhi uma inja iyazingela, akusona isiwula, futhi azingele izinkukhu. Ngoba yiziphi izimpungushe ezweni.Ungaxhumi i-Intanethi?
Ufuna iZen nokulahla izifiso ezengeziwe, indlu yehlobo inquma ukuqala i-Intanethi. Lapho, okokuqala, ungahlale ucacisa ukuthi ungakha kanjani futhi ugaye, uqhoshele imiphumela (noma ukhononda), kahle, ngokujwayelekile, ngandlela thile uhlala emvelweni. I-Intanethi inezindawo ezimbili kuphela ekotishi. Noma ngabe i-Intanethi imbi, imbi kakhulu, kangaka kangangokuba i-selfie eyodwa engajabuli nge-lizard inezivikeli engxenyeni yebhulogi yehora, futhi enye i-tambler entsha yemfashini ayivuli nhlobo. Noma i-Intanethi ilungile - bese-ke, cabanga, awunayo iDacha. Yithi muhle kuye!