Ngakho-ke, amandla wentando inqindi eyodwa, uhlelo lwezinzwa kwelinye isinqintshi, amehlo agxile, akhiphe inhale-exhale - futhi ahamba ngayo! Sikhiqiza ukugxuma okubukhali okuvela esiteji "Chef, umcabango" esiteji "Akekho umuntu okhohliwe, akukho lutho olukhohliwe"!
-Yicebo
munye. Yenza isidlo. Kungcono ukuthi ungakhohlwa ukuthi ukuphi ukuze ku-New Year wavuma injabulo entsha.
2. Bheka uhlu lokudla okusheshayo. Nquma ukunganciphisi isisindo.
3. Kubonakale esigabeni 2. imichilo ngentokozo. Setha kabusha la makhalori angama-50. Futhi ngisho nokuqina ukuheha. Yidla uswidi.
ezine. Thola ukuthi yini ngempela uzolwela wonke umuntu ngobusuku obubulalayo.
ezinhlanu. Ukulandela yonke imvunulo ukuze ingatholakali ukuthi - Ah-ah, qapha, ukulengiswa, ukulengiswa, i-gypsum Susa, amaklayenti asusa!
6. Namathayi futhi, yebo.
7. Zithengele i-lipstick ebomvu.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Sebenzisa izitifiketi zezipho okufanele zisetshenziswe ngaphambi kokuphela konyaka, bese zizophenduka ithanga.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Khumbula konke okungu-31 ngobusuku obuyishumi nambili (noma ekuqaleni kwesikhashana, noma kamuva) kungaphenduka ithanga. Nweba.
10. Bhalisela ku-hair Devicer.
Okuhlobisayo
ishumi nanye. Thumela umyeni wesihlahla sikaKhisimusi. Lalela zonke izingcaphuno zezinketho ezivela kukhathuni hhayi kuphela.
12. Ukutshela umyeni wami konke okucabanga ngaye nalokho akufunayo konyaka olandelayo okhohlwa. Thenga isihlahla sikaKhisimusi. Well, noma into enjengale ngangokunokwenzeka kule nto.
13. Vula wonke amakhabethe bese ulahla konke okungadingekile. Ungakuboni lapho!
ishumi nane. Donsa ibhokisi ngokuhlobisa okudala. Mount. Ugogo inyamazane ukulengisa umyeni wakhe phezu kwekhompyutha.
ishumi nanhlanu. Umkhulu kakotini kaMoroz isikhathi esiyikhulu sokufaka futhi afake enye enenhlonipho, kepha hhayi indawo evelele kakhulu.
ishumi nesithupha. Thenga imihlobiso emisha ngesitayela esisodwa.
17. Khumbula ukuthi izitsha zisesitayeleni esihlukile - bese uthenge enye isethi. Owokuqala aqoke isipho.
ishumi nesishiyagalombili. A-ah! DOV-R-R-KI! Iya lapho, lapho okungekho khona futhi endaweni eyodwa kuyathengiswa udoti omningi futhi uthenge isikhwama sakhe.
ishumi nesishiyagalolunye. Kukhona futhi ukuthenga ukupakisha amadamu ukuqoqa izipho okuphezulu kakhulu, hhayi njengakuhlala njalo.
amashumi amabili. Ngokushesha thatha izipho okungenani njengakuhlala njalo.
Ingqile incithakalikayo
21. Thenga amathokheni ezinja, uma kwenzeka ephula ikhanda lakhe azophela ngenxa ye-tomon ngenxa yamathrekhi e-petard.
22. Thenga, empeleni, amathrekhi ePetarda.
23. Thenga amathikithi kumama. Amathikithi aphinda ahlangana nolwandle kanye nempilo yeshelufu yepasipoti.
24. Iya ngengubo entsha. (Akukho lutho lwesigaba 4-5. Ingubo entsha ayikaze ilinyazwe kunoma ngubani.) Ukuthenga okungenani amathumba amasha abomvu.
25 Thenga ibhokisi le-champagne, i-alka-zelteser ne-borjomi ekhabetheni.
26. Thenga ibhokisi le-caviar!
27. Thenga amabhokisi amabili e-tangerine (munye usazovalwa ngokushesha). Futhi okuthile okuvela komzimba.
28. I-Percussion futhi igcwalise ikhithi yosizo lokuqala.
29. Thenga amathoyizi wezingane nge-margin. Ukukhipha izingxenye ezincane. Yebo, bona, ama-koroedy, agxume ngo-7 ekuseni kuqala ngoJanuwari, bakukhathaza.
amashumi amathathu. Thenga amathikithi e-corades esihlahleni sikaKhisimusi. Vumela isihlahla sikaKhisimusi.
-Siphaphile
31. Ukubaluleka kwebhizinisi emsebenzini.
32. Khokha zonke izinhlobo zama-akhawunti. Ngoba lapho-ke okungenani uhhafu wenyanga ngeke ungaphambi kwama-akhawunti.
33. Bhala uhlu lwe- "Thola Izikweletu".
34. Bala imali yamaholide - bese unquma ukungahambisani nezikweletu.
35 Isikhwama esithengiwe sesipho se-bullshit sibola izinqwaba bese sibonani.
I-36 Khumbula ukuthi ngikhohliwe uMfundisi waseKindergarten kanye nomkhwekazi wakhe - futhi wacabanga ngokuphuthumayo wonke umuntu.
37. Ukuphonsela inselelo nabangane ngezinto zemikhosi: Ngubani, lapho, kubani, ngaleyondlela umsele, sihlangana ngayo, uma kungazelelwe yini.
38. Susa efulethini. Noma umuntu ozoqasha kulokhu. Unyaka omusha.
39. Yenza ukudla okudlalwa isikhathi eside kusengaphambili, uhlobo lwekhekhe lesiNgisi noma ukuthi usho kanjani lapho.
40. Thumela ukuhalalisela kuzo zonke izihlobo zoMvundla.
Owokugcina
41. Phuza ozakwabo.
42. Yenza unyaka omusha we-pedicure futhi uhlaze zonke izintombi.
43. Ukuhlobisa ngewindi lezingane elinamaqhwa eqhwa.
44. Ukuhlobisa ngokuthile ikati elifanele.
45. Bhala uhlu lwezinto eziseholidini.
46. Hlukanisa uhlu lwamacala bese ubhala uhlu lokuzijabulisa eholidini.
47. Funda kabusha uhlu futhi uqiniseke ukwengeza kukho: "Ukulala kusofa ngepakethe lama-chip bese ubuka amafilimu oNyaka oMusha." Umbuthano umaki obomvu.
48. Phepha i-movie ehambisanayo nezincwadi.
49. Khansela uhlu lwadlalwayo loNyaka oMusha.
amashumi amahlanu. Flove ube nguvalo olukhanyayo.
51. Uwela ukwethuka futhi uvule ibhokisi lokuqala lotshwala ngoDisemba 29th. Le ndlela epholile kakhulu, uma usuvele uhlolwe ngohlelo lwethu. Ngenkathi kuthi ngoDisemba 30, sifunda inkungu yeLilac Hangover - no-Opa! Sawubona, unyaka omusha! Futhi sengivele ngiphelele uMnu Goot!