Lapho kukhona othisha baseZen kogogo kanye nabesifazane asebekhulile baseSoviet Lungisa! Ngaphandle kwehaba, lona uthisha omuhle kakhulu emhlabeni, futhi ungavusa noma yini namuntu. Amagama abo namacala abo andisa imibono yethu ngomhlaba futhi asishukumisele ngesinye isikhathi ama-feat angalindelekile ...
I-SCOUT ONA
E-Minibus ihamba i-Bodraraya Granny kanye nomzukulu wabantu abayi-13-14. Ugogo imizuzu engama-20 uzama ukukhuluma umzukulu ovalekile. "Ngabe ugqoka cap?" - "NOSHU-VOSU ..." Intombazane icabanga ngokusobala ukuthi ugogo usuvele esemdala njengomhlaba, ehamba ngemuva, ekhuluma ngalutho naye. Isalukazi asinikezi futhi sizame ukubheka ingqikithi eduze kwentombazane, ngikhumbula umgogodla intombi yaseNataska ... kodwa futhi kukhona ikhefu. Bese kuthi ugogo ngethoni ye-Scout enolwazi, ngisho nezwi elingenamsoco, izingqinamba: - Ingabe wenza i-selfie? - UDkt Ah ... - Umzukulu wakho akazange alindele ulwazi olunjalo. - Ukufunde kuphi ?! - nokuthi yini okufanele uyifundise, nhlangothi zonke ... isiwula singenye. - Ngabe ufuna ukukwenza nawe? - Inikeza umzukulu. "Yebo, woza," kusho isalukazi sonke njengezwi lansuku zonke elifanayo. - Njengamanje ku-Instagram, ake sibhalise: "Sihamba noGogo eMega!" - Intombazane ijabulisa, futhi ngokushesha iqala nge-twitter. Ugogo uhlala elalela kuphela. Umzukulu ogcwele!Umqeqeshi Wokuqina Wokuqina
- O, indoda, isiza ipotimende ukuze lisuse! - "I-dandelion kaNkulunkulu" ikhombisa ngosayizi webhabheal kuye. Ngesono ngesigamu sokukhipha ethepheni. - O, hhayi eyami, kubonakala sengathi! - Ukufaka ipotimende emuva. - Oh, kukhona umnsalo, bese owami! - Bamba, ngibuka. - A, Hhayi, nginomnsalo kolunye oluboshwe ... unqobile, ngiyahamba! - Kukhomba ipotimende elikhudlwana. Indoda ayimi eduze: - Ugogo, ngingakuyisa ngokwakho umqeqeshi wokuqina!
Umthakathi omuhle
Kwelinye lamayunivesithi wezobuchwepheshe kwakukhona isigaba sekhompyutha, lapho i-arotheratory yasebenza khona nokuguga okupholile kweminyaka engama-70. Imvamisa bekuvele kuhleli ekhoneni lakhe futhi kugxekwe. Ngandlela-thile ngihlala, ngibhala uhlelo, futhi alusebenzi, noma ngabe uyahlanya. Unovalo. - Ini? Ayisebenzi? - Ngizwa izwi likagogo wami ngemuva komhlane wakho. Njengoba elipholile alijwayele ukujwayelekile, kwadingeka ngiphendule, yini inkinga. - Futhi umemezela lokhu kudluliswa okuguquguqukayo kusuka kwinqubo kulolu hlelo futhi kwenze kube nomhlaba wonke ... - Ugogo. Ngilahlekelwe yisipho senkulumo. Uhlelo lolu lisatholwa njengewashi laseSwitzerland. Kamuva, ngifunde ukuthi umuntu ozofelukisa ugogo kwakunguhlobo oluthile lwesayensi ...
Ukuphikisana kokugcina
Ngaya kogogo nomkhulu. Njengehlale njalo, ama-grooves, uphaya. Lapho siqala nogogo ngezepolitiki, ugogo wami walalela okuncane, wangabaza - wakhipha isifinyezo esingenamkhawulo: "Futhi ngithi kuwe, amaMelika awubuwula ngokuphelele! Banqobile futhi uMongameli manje ungeyena uMussia! " Kwakungekho lutho oluzomboza, savala isihloko nogogo ...Umzuzu wokufundisa
Silinde nge-lifti ehlukile esitezi sokuqala seNyuvesi. Abaprofesa ababili abaphezulu bafanelekile ngemuva. Siqala phambili, bese siza ngokwethu. Omunye uthisha uyafa: "Ngiyabonga, izingane, hhayi kaningi, abantu abadala, sebeza phambilini ..." - "Futhi omunye uyamsho. - Ulethe abantu abasha bahlangane kakhulu futhi ngaphansi kaningi ... (misa ikhefu.) Imvamisa la ma-bastards kufanele akhukhule ama-elbows! "
Eh, intsha! ..
Ugogo wami osekhulile unentshisekelo yokuthi kukhona okutadisheni ngentshiseko kwi-Intanethi. Ngokweqiniso vuma lokho ngesihloko esithi "Point G." Nokho, ngicabanga ukuthi ngeke ifinyelele. "Likuphi iphuzu" "? - Ukuhleka ugogo. - Lapha Intsha Iyahamba, abazi ukuthi bangazi ukuthi bangazi ukuthi bakuphi ... "futhi ugogo ucabangile ngobuqili uklabalase iphuzu lesihlanu ...Imfundo yezocansi
Ngesinye isikhathi, lapho ubulili obujwayelekile bube negumbi, ugogo wakhe wavuka ngemuva kodonga. Mhlawumbe, lolu nkulunkulu beluhlukile, ngoba akazange azwe nje kuphela okwenzekayo, kodwa futhi wafunda ukuthi lokhu kwenzeka kanjani. Ngakusasa ekuseni watshela umzukulu wakhe ukuthi waya ocansini ... anephutha ngokuphelele! Futhi watshela ukuthi kudingeka kanjani. Kuvela ukuthi ngosizo lohlelo oluyinkimbinkimbi lwezimpawu ezintathu, olunye lwalo olungaphansi kwentombazane, ozakwabo lwesibili kwenza isenzo esiphazamisekile, kanti okwesithathu kufanele kubukwe ...
Inkulumo yokuqonda
Waphawula iseshini. Ngakusasa ekuseni umngane wami kufanele ahambe umngane. Angikhuphuki, ikhanda liyisikwele, ezolile ziphezu kwamamayela ... engena i-trolleybus. Futhi maqondana nogogo nomzukulu, ohlakaniphile onjalo. Futhi umfana uthi: "Ugogo, uMalume unuka!" Uyacabanga: Usiphendula kanjani lesi sitatimende esinjalo ngobuhlakani? Futhi ugogo ufingqa: "Yebo, okokuqala, awunuki, kepha anuka. Okwesibili, umalume - umfundi, leli yiphunga lakhe lemvelo. "
Egcekeni intokazi embi embi
Ngobukhulu bogogo base-Ukraine. Umshana wezeminyaka emihlanu weza nabazali bakhe ukuhambela ugogo wakhe. Egcekeni izinja ezimbili, amagxolo, i-wicker ivaliwe, yonke ikwaya iyamemeza: "Bab-Len!" Esikhathini esigcwele, izinja zibekwe kakhulu. Kuphuma ugogo - nasendleleni eya esangweni kuphoqa izinja: "Hhayi-ke, ukuze uvuse, futhi useshizi!" Umshana wethunga wethukile futhi uthule ehlebeza: "Konke, ukuthula, ukuthula ..."Yini oyinikezayo?
Futhi manje mayelana nokunakekelwa kogogo base-Ukraine. Osemusha e-minibus ulalela okuthile okusindayo ukuze ngisho nangezihloko zakhe zezwa kuwo wonke umuntu. Shake ku-Beat nawo wonke umzimba, usho okuthile. Esikhathini esithile emibhalweni ye-ecstasy: "die-e-e-e !!!" Isalukazi sigoba eduze kwakhe nozwela ngobumnene: "Yiluphi usuku nothando, umoya wami?"
Ugogo uSully
Ngesinye isikhathi, lapho ngisekuncane, mina nomkhulu sahamba sahamba - sasilahla ngoba sinqume ukusika indlela. Ubuyile sekwephuzile. Ngangesaba ukuthi ugogo uzosibuza, amongelele uthango lwethu, ngaxosha zonke izinyawo zami. Futhi uyizwi elifunayo lomcwaningi: "Futhi yini ongazange ubathathe njengabafokazi?" Lapha, izolo, sethukile ngokwengeziwe ...Amandla okuzihlanganisa
Ngikhuluma emazwini kaYise. Kungemva nje kwempi. Waphila, kwakukhona isalukazi esinesizungu edolobhaneni laseBashkir. Lapho sekujeziswe - inhloko iyaqhekeka, amathambo e-lomit, ukushisa. Akukho okumele ukwenze, kufanele uye edolobhaneni elilandelayo, lapho nganginoSanchast. Kuthatha isikhathi esingakanani ngokushesha, kepha ukwenzile ngaphambi komzekeliso wokuhlanzeka. Ingena kwi-Hut, futhi lapho i-corrider igcwele isifo esifanayo. Ngokusho kwephaseji, umhlengikazi uhamba, ama-mains kuzo zonke afaka ukusheshisa inqubo yokuthola iziguli. Ngithole i-thermometer nesalukazi. Ngahlala phansi, ngazizwa ngingcono, futhi ngangibuyela ekhaya, amakhilomitha ayishumi. Umhlengikazi kusihlwa kwe-thermometer eyodwa akwenzekanga, kepha akukho abakubhalayo. Kuyahlekisa ngokuhlekisa ngonyaka. Ugogo waphinde wavela e-alport yaqala ukufuna i-magic glass wand. Basho, ukuthi okudala kwaphahlazeka - futhi manje impilo ijikelezwe ngokuphelele! Waqala odokotela ukuthi baqonde: Kuvela ukuthi lapho nje lapho nje ugogo azokwazisa - ngokushesha ama-degit of armpit nangemizuzu emihlanu futhi enempilo. Ngokuvamile, odokotela bathintwa futhi banqunywa: kuyasiza - kuyadingeka ukuyeka. Ugogo ojabulayo waphila ezinye izinsuku zakhe ngempilo ephelele!
Dokotela uqobo
Ugogo wami omkhulu waphila impilo yakhe yonke - futhi akazange aye kodokotela. Lapho ngiqala ukumcela ukuthi abuze ukuthi yiliphi imfihlo, wathi ebusheni bakhe uma insimu yalimaza umhlane wakhe - futhi yafuna usizo ku-Fershal yendawo. "Ngakho-ke wangikhulula? Ithebulethi eyodwa yekhanda! Wayengenalutho olunye ... kuqhubeke, athi, intombazane, ahambe hhayi isono! Hhayi-ke, ngadlula kancane - futhi nganuka ... ngakho-ke ngisukela lapho futhi ngiyaqonda, sho futhi ngiyakwazi ukusebenza ngiyosebenza! " Futhi, kusukela lapho kuze kube sekufeni kokufa (okungu-87 ubudala), uBaba Ksana wabhekana nemithi.
I-Tourism Foreva
Indodakazi yakhe nomyeni wakhe baqhubeka nohambo lwesibindi. Iqembu labaphuphu laliya esigcawini, iningi labantu lisebancane. Isalukazi safika ebhasini, siboshwe, siboshwe, oneminyaka. Umhlahlandlela, ukumomotheka ngenjabulo, wahlangana naye, njengomuntu ojwayelekile: "Sawubona, uRaisa Ivanovna!" Uhambo lokuhamba luhambe kahle, isalukazi sihlolwe kanye nawo wonke umuntu, sathola amanzi emthonjeni ongcwele, nangemva kokudla kwakusihlwa ehhotela ngokunensa, bekuzoba yikhulu, bekuzoba kuhle kakhulu "! Emcabangweni imibuzo, yilokhu ... Okulandelayo ngamazwi akhe. Eminyakeni eminingana edlule, odokotela bathi nginesifo esibi, futhi ngiphile isikhathi eside. Futhi ngingedwa, angidingi muntu ... Yebo, ukuze ungahlupheki, nginqume ukuqeda impilo yami. Futhi yasungulwa ukushesha ukwehla kwe-ski gxuma! Lapho ngigibela lapho - angazi ... futhi ngavuka, futhi umbono ovela lapho! Isimangaliso! Kuhle! Ngimi, ngibheka idolobha elingezansi, futhi ngiyaqonda ukuthi angibonanga lutho edolobheni lami ... futhi kungazelelwe ngashintsha umqondo wami. Yehlela phansi. Kwaba ngedolobha lendabuko ukuba lizulazule, ukubheka konke kumaMnyuziyamu, iKremlin ... labe selihamba kamuva ezindlini zezindela ezingomakhelwane, kwabe kunjalo. Manje cishe yonke iRussia yahamba. Ngiyazazi yonke ama-bureasing bureas! Futhi muva nje, odokotela bathi: "Awunakho ukugula, welaphe, ugogo!" Ngakho-ke, ezokuvakasha ziwumuthi omuhle kakhulu!