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Kulawo macala, lapho ngithola ubudlova obungenabugwegwe obungenasisekelo kwabesilisa, nginegama elithi: "Unolimi olude ngoba ilunga lifushane kakhulu?" Kuhle ngoba ngezwi lakhe elinethemba alidingeki, okungenani amagama aphinyiselwe, njengoBella Akhmadulina, izinkondlo zifundwa, futhi ngamehlo, zigcwele inzalo futhi zididekile.Futhi awucasuli inja
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