Izincomo kanye namazwi othando asoze angenasidingo futhi aphindaphinde unyaka nonyaka, kepha ezinye izinto zibonakala kithi, omama nje nje ukuthi isikhathi sokuqonda futhi bangabuyeli kuzo. Ngoba sesivele sineminyaka engamashumi amathathu, futhi yilokho okushiwo, mama othandekayo.
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Lapho uphinda futhi, sinengxoxo okudingeka uzenzele umzukulu wakho futhi nakanjani uzohlala naye, ngiyakhumbula ukuthi ubuyibuza kanjani umdlwana wakho kumashumi amathathu akho futhi wathembisa ukumnakekela. Ngikholwa ukuthi izithembiso zakho lapha zicishe zifane. Ngoba futhi manje umuntu omdala.# 2.
Ukube bengingakathandi amafutha amahle amanoni, abantwana babangane bakho, ngaphambi kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu, ababengadingi ukuphonsa ezabo ezensabi e-washer, ngeke zivele. Sekwephuzile, ngajwayela abafana abajwayelekile. Hhayi labo abadla kahle, kepha labo abangasondla isidlo sakusihlwa.
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Ngendlela, ngokudla. Uma ngingasebenzi i-apula kusobho kusuka kwiklabishi elisha, kodwa ngikwenza okukhulu, akusho ukuthi ngeke ngifunde ukupheka. Lokhu kusho ukuthi nginokuthanda kwami okulindelekile. Umama, ahlangane.#Four
Ngokwebingelela, ubungakhetha elinye ibinzana kunokuba "uthandwe ngokuphuthumayo, ubona ukuthi ubuso bakho buyini amandla analesi sitayela!" Futhi ekhishini, ngikumema ukuthi uphuze itiye, futhi ungangizisi ukuthi kuyadingeka ukujezisa isithombe sangemuva.
#hive
Mama, hhayi ukuthi angitshele ukuthi abesifazane bathandani. Nginayo i-Intanethi kanye ne-statitzot yamadoda ngombono obalulekile kumazwana ukuthola konke-isandla.# 6.
Cha, omama, akukho lutho olungajwayelekile, ukuthi njalo eminyakeni emithathu ngishintsha indawo yomsebenzi futhi ngisebenze ngezikhathi ezithile ngaphandle kwendlu. Akekho ozocabanga ngami okubi nempesheni yami kuzonikezwa noma kunjalo. Ngakho-ke, ngicela, mama, angidingi ukufanisa indawo eposini, ngoba lapho "kodwa ezinzile."
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Cha, angazi ukuthi uTanya Sh. Nginomyeni wakhe futhi akayena umngane ongcono. Sivele sahlala edeskini elilodwa ezigabeni ezincane, futhi konke engingakusho ngaye manje (ofunda nabo, ngiyabonga!) - Uthanda amasaladi nge-omar khayama.#eight
Vele, ngizokuthengela ama-buns afanayo anombala ofafaza umbala omthandayo kakhulu. Kepha cha, mama, angikwenzi "ncamashi," futhi masenze sengathi kunjalo.
#ne
Yebo, mama, ngiyazi ukuthi yiliphi i-orgasm, futhi sinayo ngezikhathi ezithile. Uma ushintsha isihloko sengxoxo, ngizohlola ngaphandle kokuhamba! Ngiyabonga.# 10
Yebo, mama, ngidla kahle. Cha, Moms, angicabangi ukuhlala ekudleni!
Umbhalo Umbhali: Lilith Mazikina
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