Akulula kangako ukuba ngowesifazane, kuyavela. Ngoba owesifazane kufanele wonke umuntu. Kusukela ekuqaleni ubuntwana kufanele baziphathe kahle, bafunde kwabanye abahlanu futhi bangakhuphuki ezihlahleni. Ngoba "uyintombazane!"
Ebuntwaneni, zonke izinhlobo zezimfuno ezihlekisayo zazikhathazekile ngokuncane, ngoba ziseyingane ukugijima zingafake zicathulo futhi zizicabange uChingachguk, unamathela nge-pigeon feather ku-pigtail. Futhi manje, uyazi, ngandlela thile. Ngoba kusuka entombini esekhulile abadinga ukuthi akunakwenzeka. Lokhu, ngokwesibonelo.
Yiba ngowesifazane
Ngifuna ukuqhekeka ikhanda lanoma yini elindayo nelishisayo "e-eoya, iMacfly, elisekhaya ?!". Ukube umfazi wazalwa, khona-ke kuphapha kuphi? Elinye i-boobs likhule, noma ini? Futhi nakhu kuyaqala: ukuba ngowesifazane - kufanele kube yi-fuck enjalo ..
Izakhamizi zezakhamizi! Ngabe usunqume ngaphambi kokufuna, eh? Bese kuthi-ke abanye ubufazi bezenzile, ama-curls kanye ne-charm, yeka isiwula, futhi abanye banezilwane eziyisikhombisa kanye nezilwane ezigcwele. Siyaphuka, noma ngabe?
Ube yinkosikazi enhle
Futhi yilesi sikhathi sethu lapho imikhumbi yesikhala ithukuthela, njalonjalo. Isidingo singenanjongo, kufanele futhi singenakwenzeka. Kunabesifazane abathanda ukwenza indlu, badlale izinhlobo ezahlukene ze-Flag-ladies kanye nezimoto ezithambile zokwenziwa kwe-pasta. Into enhle.
Futhi konke kungani? Futhi, okubaluleke - nini? Iya esikoleni, hamba, bese - batz! - Shift Second? Ku-slab noma ngomshanelo. Futhi nini? Uzophila nini, siyakubuza?
Ube nokuqonda
Futhi bonke abanobungane. Kulungile. Silungele ukuqonda yonke into futhi athethelele konke. Ngiyacela, ngicela ungithandazeleni futhi usilethele izisulu, noma okuthile. Ngoba izinto nokuqonda konke, lapho, esonweni, ehlala khona ngonkulunkulu abahlukahlukene. Banenketho enjalo ngokuzenzakalelayo igxiliwe - kahle, uma kufanele ugijime. Futhi asinalo le nketho. Kukhona izinto esiziqondayo azifuni futhi ngeke. Angithandi? Bhalela i-SportLoto.
Yiba sexy
Akunakwenzeka. Ngokomzimba. Sihlelwe ngendlela ehlukile. Embuthanweni omncane we-cynics odumile (okuyinto abezindaba abaphelile) ngesikhathi esijwayelekile - "Ubuhle be-Ovulatory". Izinsuku ezimbalwa ngenyanga, sikhipha ubulili ngempela. Futhi siyafuna. Futhi sihle ngalesi sikhathi sokuthi akukho mazwi.
Futhi sonke isikhathi asisilo-a. Lokho wukuthi, ubulili obuhle sikhathazekile, kodwa ukuze kukhanye lokhu kakhulu - umkhiwane - umkhiwane. Futhi okubizwa ngokuthi "Yiba Sexy" - Zonke lezi zikopelo, izingubo ezingacabangi kanye nokukhanga kubukeka - konke lokhu akupheli. Kungcono kakhulu, ukuqhekeka kwe-ankle. Kubi kakhulu - hlasela e-alley emnyama.
Yiba nesizotha
Musa ukunamathela, okungukuthi. Musa ukukhetha futhi, bese ungalokothi wazi ukuthi yini. Kusazoqonda ukuqonda ukuthi ungahlanganisa kanjani nesidingo esithi "Yiba Sexy."
Ube ngumama omuhle
Kanjani?! Lapha ufunda ngokuthi ngubani umama omuhle yirobhothi efanayo. Incaneble futhi ayikhathali. Akalokothi alale, akakaze athole imizwa, ngaphandle kwesithunzi, futhi akanabo ubuchopho ekhanda lakhe, nencwadi yereferensi yeChubby yokutshala amadoda amancane aphelele.
Nginomntwana umama omuhle akaze wenzeka. Uphilile, ulethe kahle futhi ungalokothi wemephu. Lokho wukuthi - futhi uyirobhothi. Uyazi ukuthi sikhuluma ngani nezintombi zakho ezizwa bedakiwe ekhoneni? "Ungumama omuhle ngokwanele." Kuhle okuhle. Ngoba muhle nje - akayena umuntu, cha. Kunoma ikuphi, imfuneko yayo i-inhlukula.
Ube yimfihlakalo
Bese-ke bayasitshela "Wena, abesifazane, fuck uzokuqonda." Bese-ke basitshela ukuthi "Logic Female - akuqondakali." Bese-ke bayasitshela "futhi awukwazanga ukusho kahle ukusho?". Ingabe unayo eyanele yalokhu, ama-bunnies? Ngabe usacwilisa?
Ungavikeli kodwa uqine
Mncane, kepha ngamafomu. Blonde, kepha ngezinwele ezimnyama. I-Green-eyed, kodwa ukuze ngabheka ngamehlo aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Futhi ngokuvamile - iya lapho, angazi ukuthi kuphi.
Zilalele
Vumela umfazi womyeni wami nokunye, kuzobe kubi kakhulu. Vumela, kepha ukulalela kujwayelekile, iningi lezinja. Kwesinye isikhathi - izingane. Kunoma yikuphi, badinga lokhu. Futhi awudingi enye into, cha. Kusukela ukunqotshwa ngamalungelo ngokuzenzakalelayo kusho ukwehlulwa emisebenzini. Ngakho-ke wenza lokhu - noma unqamule, noma kufakwa ama-panties. Noma owesifazane elalelayo, noma konke okunye. Ndawonye - ayinandlela.
Hlola
Owesifazane ohlakaniphile unazo zonke izimfanelo ezingenhla, kunjalo. Indlela Aphumelela Kanjani - Imfihlakalo Enkulu. Okungukuthi - simayelana nokuqonda ukuthi kanjani. Ayinandlela. Kungakho zonke izinhlobo ze-feminiinity gurisses, ochwepheshe kanye nezinye i-Valyaeva zithandwa kakhulu. Babhala futhi inganekwane engathandeki, futhi konke kuyathakazelisa.
Ngakho-ke uyafunda - futhi ngokushesha ufuna ukuba ngowesifazane ohlakaniphile. Owesifazane wangempela. Ngohlamvu olukhulu. Njengoba ebuntwaneni, waphupha ngokuba yi-Elven Princess, ama-Queen Warriors noma i-fox-clutch. Futhi kwaba! Ngehora ngenkathi umdlalo wawuthakazelisa. Kanjalo nowesifazane ohlakaniphile - udoti ofanayo.
