Izithombe zezingane, zithi amadoda angathandwa. Magitis bona, ngeshwa, abahlazisayo futhi akuveli. Yiba nesihe, ngingakhuluma kanjani ngathi?
Sithanda amadoda. Bangamakati. Futhi futhi peels, izinkawu nezingulube. Yebo, ngomqondo - izilwane. Yebo, wonke umuntu nakanjani eyisilo. Yingakho:
Kumele kudwetshwe
Abanikazi bamakati bayazi ukuthi kwenzeka uma kungatheli ukudla esitsheni esitsheni: okokuqala isilwane esicasuliwe sizoqala ukukushayela izikhonkwane ezizonda, khona-ke ukuze ukhiphe u-linoleum. Nakhu okufanayo nendoda. Kusuka ku- "othandekayo, yini esinayo ngesidlo sakusihlwa?" Ngaphambi kokuthi "Yini isihogo akukho lutho oludliwayo kule ndlu ?!" Ngokwesilinganiso, kudlula imizuzu emithathu. Cha, ama-dumplings akazipheki. Ungukati.
Ngemuva kwayo kudingeka asuswe
Uyazi ukuthi kuzokwenzekani uma ukhulula i-Ferret kusuka ekhejini bese ushiya? Kuzovela umkhondo endlini. Umkhondo obhujiswe udoti. Ungadlala emzileni bese ubuyisela ezinyathelweni zendlela evuthayo yesilwane. Ngakho-ke ukusekuseni kweChingachguk, kunjalo? Udinga ukugeza ngemuva kwakhe inkomishi engcolile, sula imvuthuluka etafuleni bese ususa umvimba esiqandisini. Ngakho-ke, siyaqhubeka: shiya izitofu, sula i-puddle phansi yegumbi lokugezela, geza isibuko, unamathisele i-aste, geza ibhulokhi ukusuka echibini. Uphi, uthi, waqhubeka nokuqhubeka? Ngabe ugqokile wahamba? Ukhezo wezicathulo endaweni elengise.
Kumele iqeqeshelwe
Futhi ngaphandle kwalokho ayinandlela. Umsizi omuhle kakhulu yincwadi ethi "Ungakhuli ube yinja." Ukuqiniswa okuhle ukuncoma iqiniso lokuthi ekugcineni wangena eshalofini. Ndumiso, khuphuka, wondle ukunambitheka. Kepha ukuqiniswa kabi kumncane. Ungamshayi nge-PIN egoqekayo, uma ephuze ngehora lesithathu ekuseni. Ngaphambi nje kokuba manga kuye nge-SMS: "Othandekayo, imoto yakho iyazithathela izitolo, yini okufanele ngiyenze?". Lapho eyazi, bika ukuthi empini engalingani yavikela ilungelo lakhe lokupaka okungalungile. Uwumbuthano wentsha, futhi akazange ahlupheke ngekati elifile. Ngomqondo - akadakiwe.
Uphawula insimu
Ngabe ucabanga ukuthi simayelana namasokisi? Haha. Amasokisi anezinto ezincane. Ngokuqinisekile kuzoba njengokungenzi okwenziwe ekhaya esihlahleni esibi emnyango, yize isitshalo esingesihle sehlulekile kuze kube phakade. Amathegi angempela amathegi azungeze i-perimeter. Ama-bolts eshalofini egumbini lokugezela. I-screwdriver efasiteleni. Ibhethri kusuka kuZhiguli kuvulandi. Ama-cartridge avela ku-Dandy esikhaleni. Ama-dumbbells ehholo. Ubuye walahlekelwa okhiye emotweni? Bheka enkulisa, ngokuqinisekile bakhona.
Ufuna iphakethe
Iklabhu yegceke-egalaji leTazovodov "Victor, Shpunk noVasyan". ICommonwealth of the Fans of the Hockey Club "Ama-Lohotes". Ubumbano "ubhiya kuma-friday". Alliance "ushizi we-cottage shizi uyadla". Ukuqoqwa kwamaqembu abanikazi bama-PIT Buli kanye ne-Yorkshire Terriers. Inyunyana yamadoda anentshebe ebhulukweni elincane nezibuko ngaphandle kwama-diopters. Umhlambi wezimpisi ezinamakhaza kanye nomhlambi wezinkomo ze-sludge izimbuzi. Uyazi, akuyona yonke into eyethusayo ngokwethusayo. Into esemqoka ukuthi lawo madoda athi igazi lakho elihle elihlanzanga emthonjeni wosuku lwamabutho alo moya. Futhi-ke - ungaphila.
Kukhombisa izitho zangasese
Ayikho enye incazelo ye-metro syndrome. I-Metro Syndrome yilapho abalimi bamanga bahlala ebhentshini futhi basakaze izitho zabo eziphansi ukuze omakhelwane bangeze Kodwa-ke, uma omunye owesilisa ehleli eduzane, ama-eggsman aqhoshayo azothatha isikhundla esijwayelekile - kahle, ngangokunokwenzeka. Kepha uma kunentokazi eseduze, konke: Khumbula ukungafi "ngiphuma ngibanzi"? I-PRAFPAZING the Classics, ungaqhubeka: "Bheka, umona, ngingumfana."
Udlala imidlalo yomshado
Ukukugqekeza kumagatsha ekhibhodi (ngomqondo, ama-bouquets), ukukwehlisa amabhungane amahle kakhulu (ngomqondo - izindandatho), ugingle kanye nawe eceleni kwe-prairie ne-zhet (ngomqondo - uya eMelodramas bese uthi Uyithande), ishiya wena isisu sase-Olenia - ukujabulela (kahle, ubuqonda). Isikhathi sokuba, kuze kube isikhathi. Bese kubafaka umlolo futhi anyamalale. Noma uzokwehla isikhumba. Ugh umfushane: Uzokugxeka lapho wena, uzokutshela ukuthi unamafutha, uzobuza ukuthi yini okufanelwe yimali ngamanani anjalo. Futhi yinto eyayindabelana ngonyaka owedlule, njengoba izimpaphe zishaya!
Uyamkhotha ..
Hhayi-ke, okungukuthi, izikena: o)
