"Shesha ehlobo!" - Sibiza leli thuba ngesonto kusukela maphakathi no-Okthoba. Ekupheleni kukaMashi, labo abakwazile ukukhuluphala ngokweqile ngamagama athi "Nansi enye inyanga, bese bengase bengalungisa futhi beeteo!"
Futhi-ke kungenzeka ukuthi uMali ufike. Futhi ngandlela thile kuyaphela ngaso leso sikhathi. Futhi kuza. Ehlobo. Ngawo wonke ama-nightmare ahambisana nawo.Ukushiswa yilanga
Noma ungashisi futhi ungayi olwandle, kuba namahloni ehlobo - ukukhafulela. Kwanele ukuchitha usuku otshanini epaki le-hipster noma ekotishi elingaphezulu kwemibhede esimweni esidumile - nase-voila! Unomuzwa wokuthi ufudumele muhle - kunoma yikuphi, amademoni asevele ethosiwe.
Ithiphu: Nikeza okugeza okugcwele kwamanzi apholile bese uthele izinkomishi ezimbalwa ze-viniga etafuleni lapho. I-Otkaya imizuzu engu-15. Hlanza eshawa bese usebenza ezindaweni ezithintekile zesifutho sesikhumba "Panthenol". Kahle, noma ukhilimu omuncu. Okungewona amafutha.
Imilenze ebulewe
Izimbadada ezintsha zabulawa. Kudoti. Noma izicathulo zemodeli okufanele uzigqoke, ngoba ikhodi yokugqoka ayikhanselwa. Ukuhlushwa "I-Spanish Boot"? Hawu, wesabe i-hedgehog uyazi ukuthi yini.Ithiphu: Gcoba imilenze ngejusi lamazambane. Vele usike isitshalo sezimpande ngesigamu bese usibona unyawo kusuka kuzo zonke izinhlangothi - ngakho-ke ngeke "ugibele" ezicathulweni lapho nalapha lapha.
Iphunga
Abahlushwa amahhovisi ehlobo kuyadingeka ukunikeza ama-tampons wamahhala. Emakhaleni. Ngephunga elikhanyayo le-lavender. Ngoba ukungena emotweni kaMetro - kusho ukudlwengula izinzwa zakho. Kanye nohlelo lwezinzwa ngasikhathi sinye.
Umkhandlu : Ukuze uzenzele isikhafu esihle usilika bese uphonsa emahlombe. Ngeke kushise - usilika uyapholisa. Ukuhlanza imimoya yakhe ayithandayo nokucasha lapho ikhala. Futhi umqhele wakho umqhele "umngcwabo we-bureau" ubonakala ububi - lokho kunuka i-armpit yakhe.
Umswakama okhohlisayo
Antiperspirants ujwayele, awunamandla uma uphoqelelwa ukuthi ulandele ikhodi yokugqoka. Ukhungathekile kulolu damba olukude - ungayi kwi-foldeteler. Ngoba amathayi. Izicathulo. Blouse. AAAA!Ithiphu: Khetha izinto zokusika zamahhala uma kunethuba elinjalo. Emabhulukweni abanzi nehembe elipholile kakhulu kunasemini emincane ne-blouse esondelene. Xolisa ama-antipherspirants ezitolo - sebenzisa lezo ezithengiswayo emakhemisi, futhi kukhona "olisebenzisa isikhathi eside". Bayasebenza.
Ukucunula
Futhi hhayi ubusika obukade, milmoy, hhayi ubusika! Imilenze kumele igazwe nsuku zonke. Nakho konke okunye. Phuca, bese kuthi fuck ne-satnet. Ayyyrgh!
Ithiphu: Kuvame ukuguqula ama-blades. Sebenzisa ama-moisturizer. Uma kungasizi - ukubila okubilayo amanzi abilayo inqwaba ye-parsley eqoshiwe, ukungcoliswa kanye nokusula esikhunjeni se-decoine. Uma udonsa isikhumba siye ezintanjeni ukuze sawubona, ukufakwa kwalo ngamafutha e-hydrocortisone. Kepha ungahlukumezi.
Isidolobha
Kepha kuyathusa ngempela. Shesha ihora esitimeleni. Ibhasi in traffic. Umoya uyantuleka, emehlweni amnyama, isicanucanu nokunyanyeka kobuthakathaka okugoqekile. Futhi lapha unomuzwa wokuthi uyafa. Khona manje. Konke. Unciphise. Eqinisweni, kungenzeka ukuthi usesimweni sokulimala kwangaphambili, kepha akukho lutho oluhle nalutho. Lokhu akuyona eyethusayo - kuyingozi ngempela uma ungathathi isenzo.Ithiphu: ungabi namahloni! Thintana nabantu abaseduze - ngokuqinisekile uzovikela indawo. Lapho uhlala phansi - beka ikhanda lakho emadolweni akho. Ingqondo ayikwanele umoya-mpilo, udinga ukuqinisekisa ukuthi igagasi legazi ekhanda. Uma amazwe aphambi konakele kwenzeka kaningi - phendukela kudokotela, uzokutshela ukuthi imiphi imithi edinga ukuba nayo ngecala elinjalo.
I-Hangover
Onke amantombazane ayazi ukuthi ehlobo udinga ukuphuza kahle. Ngoba ikhipha i-mig. Ngokuphazima kweso! Ngakho-ke, amantombazane awaphuzi ngokushisa kakhulu. Amantombazane ehlobo aphuza ebusuku lapho epholile. Futhi ngosuku olulandelayo - kufa. Cishe.
Ithiphu: Ngaphambi kokulala, ama-adsorbent, uma uyinganekwane. Uma ungumuntu olungile - unkulunkulu we-hepatorOptector. Sivuka - khwela ubhavu opholile. Futhi uqambe amanga lapho kuze kube yilapho.
Ubulili
Unika izihlahla zothando ngaphansi kwenyanga nokuqabula nge-champagne - zingena ezicathulweni ezingena ezinyangeni zamanzi. O, athandana kanjani! Izinwele ezifudumele zomoya we-trepot, izandla zakhe zishisa kakhulu. Ukulala embhedeni, UV. Futhi lapho konke ukuhlwitha kanye ne-lipnet. Futhi unuka. Fu Fu Fu!Ithiphu: Ngaphambi kosuku, hhayi ukugcona, ngenxa kaNkulunkulu, ezinye izintolo. Ngeke nje umanzi kuphela, kodwa futhi futhi uSnag. Bese uvula amawindi, yebo. Vumelani futhi umi omiyane uzokhanyiswa - kepha ungawi.
Ikhefu
Amadoda abomvu ahlelwe ngobhiya agqoke izisu ezigqokwa ezinganeni ezinkulungwaneni ezinkulu. Uthululela iwayini elenziwe ekhaya ngokuqonda smirk - ukugxila kwaseRussia kwaqashelwa. Iya ezintabeni - "UVasya wayelapha." Emakethe - "wah, yeka i-gothic!" I-DoCome ?!
Ithiphu: Kepha uma usuka eKrorotsky Reserve, ukuthi eKamchatka, khona-ke ungaphuma ekuseni usuka endlini ucindezele eShit. Kupholile, kwesokudla?