Kwavela ukuthi abanye babasebenzi bethu bayazi ukuthi abazi iJavier Bardem. "Nudecho, lo ngumyeni uPenelope Cruz!" - Okunye okuphefumulelwe okuphefumulelwe. "Futhi yini, konke lokho akudumezayo?" - Ngokungabaza babuze okwesithathu. Futhi-ke abanye, baphazamisana futhi basusa izandla zabo, basho lokho:
1. Ungumlingisi wokuqala waseSpain owathola u-Oscar (ngendima yabesilisa yecebo lesibili).
2. Isisho esithi "Unquma, i-Amigo" kusuka kwifilimu "Alikho izwe labantu abadala", athi anobuhlakani, baba yi-meme. Into efana ne- "vereeshchagin, ukusuka kuBarcas!"
3. Ngokuvamile, ebusheni bakhe, wayezoba yi-rugbean engochwepheshe, futhi cishe akazange adlale eqenjini laseSpain. Futhi kungazelelwe kwashintsha umqondo futhi kwaqala ukutadisha kumdwebi wezinhlungu. Kepha umndeni wancenga ukuba ungazibeka engcupheni futhi uye emsebenzini ojwayelekile, njengoMama, ubaba, umalume nogogo.
4. I-BARDEM kuma-Ghost Goya, okokuqala kwamenywa uGoya endimeni. Lapho-ke icebo libhale kabusha futhi limnikeze indima kaFra Lorenzo. Enye yezimpikiswano yathi: "Besicabanga ukuthi lapha uGoya usenele!" (I-Ananish analog "Oscar" - "Goya" yahanjiswa ku-baddeem amahlandla ama-5). Ngokuqinisekile kunjalo, "umdlali owayedlala uLenin, ohlala emgwaqweni kaLenin eLeningrad, wanikezwa umklomelo kaLenin"
5. Uchaza udumo kumafilimu njengesisu sokuphazamiseka kwesisu. "Kuyenzeka ukuthi ukudla okumnandi ngokwengeziwe kunzima kakhulu ngosuku olulandelayo" ...
6. Impumulo igqekeze ukulwa. Kubha. Eminyakeni engu-19.
7. Ngokokuqala ngqa esibukweni, wabonakala eneminyaka eyisithupha, e-El Picaro film.
8. Kumafilimu akhe okuqala eHollywood, akazange akhulume ngesiNgisi.
9. UJavier uhlanganyela ngenkuthalo ezinkingeni zezakhamizi zaseNtshonalanga Sahara. Waba ngumphikisi wefilimu "indodana yamafu: amakoloni okugcina" ezinsizini zezakhamuzi. Yiziphi izinkinga? Ngokuvamile, ujwayelene izikhali eziningi kakhulu, zimbalwa izidakamizwa, ukudla nezincwadi. I-Western Sahara kwakuyikoloni laseSpain kuze kube ngu-1975, ngakho-ke kunengqondo kosaziwayo baseSpain ukuzama ukwenza okuthile kwabakhileyo kwayo. By the way, umphumela wefilimu wawungamathuna amabi aphakathi kweSpain, iFrance kanye neMorocco (manje ongumnikazi iningi lentshonalanga yeSahara). EYurophu, izinsolo ezibhaliwe zokuqothulwa kohlanga kuyinto ebaluleke kakhulu.
10. Igama lakhe eliphelele - iJavier Angel Essinas Bardem
11. Ngo-2005, uJavier Bardem wangena eJury of The Cannes Festival.
12. Umndeni wakhe unendawo yokudlela eSpain.
13. Ngo-2007, wafakwa ohlwini lwe- "Exciest Men-Stars." Inombolo engu-73.
14. UJavier akafuni ukuhlala eHollywood, ngoba akafuni ukushayela, kodwa ngezithuthi zomphakathi kukhona ngandlela thile hhayi kakhulu.
15. Uyawuthanda umculo we-pearl jam.
16. Lapho elungiselela ukudlala i-psychon chigur, wahamba nesambulela elalile elangeni, enokhilimu ovela ku-tan we-grid ephezulu nakwigridi yezinwele. Ama-giggles asebenza nabo, ne-psychopath aqhamuke.
17. "E-cinema, kwesinye isikhathi uphoqeleka ukuthi waqabule abesifazane abahle ... kodwa kufanele ngithi yizo izigcawu ezimnandi zokuthi okokuqala ngqa ukuzonda ngempela uWoody Allen!"
18. Udlala isilwanyana esiphambili esibophweni, futhi ukuphikelela okuphikelelayo kukhuluma iSpanishi lapho.
19. Ngelinye ilanga ngempilo yakhe wawenza nge-striptease. Manje sizokwazi ukuthi kufanele siye kuphi uma umshini wesikhathi ubona. Futhi ahambisane, mayelana nokuthi kungenzeka yini, ngokuya ngefilimu "Hamon" ka-1992, lapho iqhawe lakhe lisebenza khona njenge-mannequin of wabnewear.
20. Izingane zakhe isibongo uCruz. Thanda lokhu.