Ah, lo mnandi kakhulu! Akekho owamhlangabeza, futhi wonke umuntu uyamqonda. Ngaphezu komlobi wethu. U-Ella Darzay udalula umbono wezinto ezithambisa njengesithunzi sowesifazane.
Ngezikhathi ezithile ngihlangana nomuntu othi wonke umuntu wesifazane ulunywe. Noma ukuthi ngingubhangqingili, futhi muhle futhi uyaphatheka. Uyajabula.
Hawu ngempela? - Ngiyacela. Futhi wenuka ngenjabulo.
I-bitch iyisici esihle sowesifazane ophikisana. Kusho kuphela ukuthi igama elithi linye:
- -bi
- khwelezayo
- Ekland, scandlaus
- ngokhahlo
- ukungabekezeleli kwezinye ukushiyeka,
- Ama-ditters asondele futhi akude, futhi kaningi ezintweni ezincane,
- ayiboni imingcele yomuntu siqu
- Futhi akulungele ukuya egoli lakhe ekhanda lalaba abaseduze. Futhi ithagethi kwesinye isikhathi ingaba nengqondo ngokuphelele, njengezicathulo ezintsha noma isithandwa esisha.
Futhi noma ungathathi injongo yezobukholwa yeZwi (kule ndawo, abaningi mhlawumbe banquma uku-Google futhi bazibuze ukuthi yini engibahalalisile!)
Kepha cishe bekungenakwenzeka ukulwa nemininingwane emihle yaleli gama. Ngesinye isikhathi, "ephukile" kwaqala ukuba yimfashini, kwavela izinzuzo eziningi ku- "Indlela yokuba yi-bitch futhi ifinyelela kalula eyabo", "Ngiyi-bitch, ngipholile", "bitch, bitch, Stervo - Kusuka ekugugeni nasekugugeni "futhi" lo mlisa owesilisa uthanda. " Inkolo ye-bitch yangena ezixukwini.
Akekho kulabo abadumisa amagatsha abazifundi izincwadi. Kepha qagela ukuthi yini lapho. Ngakho-ke, icabanga ukuthi i-heroine hhayi lezo empeleni, ne-bullshit ubuhle baphakade obuhle ngolimi olubi, nothando olunothando ngaphandle kokuzibophezela, kwayala amadoda, hhayi i-multicooker. USamantha Jones, wembula emzimbeni wakhe onqunu we-sushi. Esimweni esibi kakhulu, ukubusa ngesiswebhu. Futhi akunjalo, iBaba-Yaga ayikho nakancane egumbini lokugeza, lihlangana nale ndoda kusuka emsebenzini nge-PIN egoqisayo nokubingelela ngokwendabuko "Uyophila impilo, izinkomo."
Yebo, abesifazane bazibiza ngamagatsha, nabo bazibona emfanekisweni wendlovukazi, izwe eliyala (futhi ikakhulukazi ingxenye yesilisa), nge-lipstick ebomvu, i-cocktail dress kanye nesikhwama esine-cocktail kanye nesikhwama esine-cocktail kanye nesikhwama esinegama. Futhi hhayi i-scandalor encane yefomethi "iSeryoga, kwizipikili!", Eduze kwalapho iningi labantu linamahloni.
Kwesinye isikhathi kuza ukungabi nalutho: Noma yimuphi umuntu wesifazane okwazi ukuphendulwa ngokungaphenduli ngobukhulu, ngokwesibonelo, uyamenyezelwa. Wena: "Othandekayo, ubukeka kabi, mhlawumbe wenza izinwele ezintsha?" Ungu: "Imikhuleko yakho, muhle, amabili noma amathathu anjalo, futhi ngizophendukela e-Yeti." Futhi konke, isinqumo yile: "Hhayi-ke, wena kanye nokushaywa."
Okunye okuncane, futhi emehlweni athile bitch kuzoba yilowo nalowo, ongakhuluma nakancane. Manje? Ungathuli ngemuva kwamadoda aphindiseleli, kusho, bitch.
Kepha unezindaba ezimbalwa ezikhuluma ngo-bitch wangempela.
Eyodwa, uMarya Ivanovna, impilo yakhe yonke yayiyinto eyazi. Futhi ngokomuntu uqobo, nasezintweni ezisebenzayo. Akekho owamangala ukuthi waphatha umyeni wakhe njengomthombo wokuhlanganiswa enhlokodolobha, kanye nezingane - zombili kuya kuma-simulators ngokwephula imingcele yomuntu. Wayengeyona into yokungena egumbini endodakazini esencane futhi ahlele isimo ngenxa yokuthi wayevutha. Futhi yenza iminyaka yansuku zonke ilandelana, bese uzibuza ukuthi indodakazi evuthiwe yenqaba ukuxhumana. Noma tshela wonke umuntu ofisa ukulalela okungakabi lutho umyeni wakhe. Kodwa kubonakale konke kwazo zonke izingalo zakhe kwazibonakalisa lapho umholi wesayensi eshonile, owayebhala eyakhe i-Ivanovna yayo. Ezwa lezi zindaba, wangena esikhundleni sakhe, washaya wonke amaphepha akwazi ukuthola, futhi kuphela lapho enza ubuso obubuhlungu futhi waya ukuxhumana nozakwethu.
Noma, ngokwesibonelo, uVeroch. Ngokungafani noMariya, u-Ivanovna, owayengakaze azikholwe, i-verochi inyamalale ngokwakhe futhi iyaqhubeka nokuqonda. Futhi ngenxa yalokho yenza konke, njengoba ngifunda ngezinzuzo eziningi. Ah, groom intombi icebe ukwedlula yami? - Ngishaye phansi. Ah, uDade ufuna ukuthenga le ndawo? "Bengihlala nginesikhathi, nami ngiyayithanda." Ah, umkhwekazi wagula, ngakho-ke umyeni waqala ukuchitha isikhathi esengeziwe kuye? "Esihogweni sendoda enjalo, ngaphezu kwalokho, ngenze isivumelwano nomshado, manje kuzofanela aphile nomama. Lala nomqashi? - Okuhle kakhulu, kungasiza ekugqeni. Inkosi ishada? - Ihlukaniswe, ingahambi ndawo, hhayi eyokuqala. Phesha umsebenzi ngokwenza imilenze yakhe emide? - Futhi ukuthi benza kanjani naLo? Phinda ukhononda ku-Health Care Guardian ngenxa yokuthi ingane yakhe iyamemeza ebusuku? - Ngakho-ke uyamemeza ngempela, lo makhelwane ungumama omubi. Skhela indoda yendoda eyapaka endaweni engiyithandayo? - Ungakhonondi ngaye! Kubonakala sengathi akaphazamisi lutho.
Ukuphela kwento ekhungathekisa kakhulu ukuphakama kwayo cishe okungenakunamafu, yize umzabalazo wempilo ngokuphelele engapheli ukuthi akunabangani. Yebo, ngokuvamile - ngandlela thile abantu abasetheli. "Ungamthandi, bitch!", Kwesinye isikhathi ama-soreral abubula ngokudabukisayo.
Ngingathanda ukumethula kumuntu kulabo, ngokusho kwabo, wawunika abesifazane balolu hlobo. Bayeke bathole injabulo.
Angikwazi ukubonwa ukuthi nginesifiso sabathandi babesilisa baka- "Bitch", noma ngabe babheka amanye amagama abusho i-bitch-man. Kwenze ukubathandana lapho bezwa okuthile okufana nokuthi "bonke abesilisa - ama-assholes", noma "oh, uyisidlabha, ngiyakuthanda kakhulu!"
Kwavela ukuthi akukho. Abayithandi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, izinhlaka ezijwayelekile ezinjalo zichazwa ngobuwula besifazane noma ubuwula besifazane. Ekugcineni okuphansi - ukuluma.
Kepha iningi lako konke ngahleka lapho elinye lamaSvolophilov lingichaza kahle ngokuthi "ngiphendule, ngihlonipha abantu abakwaziyo intengo, vula futhi emangalisayo." Njengami, ngendlela! Okusho ukuthi, lapha asisenzi nje ukutolika okuhlukile kwesithombe sakudala, kodwa simane sikuguqule ngaphakathi.
Yebo Sithandwa sami. Ngivulekile, ngiyaphendula, ngazi intengo bese kusohlu. Kepha angisilo bitch. Akukho lutho oluhle emathanjeni. Futhi ngingajabula endaweni yakho ukuthi kukhona okumbalwa kwe-resences teros, futhi kufanele uwasungule.