Uma wena ngokwakho awusebenzi ekuhwebeni okuthengiswayo, khona-ke awukwazi ukucabanga ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi abantu bathukuthele kanjani, umbhali wendawo kaNkafecatalog. Futhi ukhuluma ngabathengi abamphoqa ukuthi abubula "ngiyafunga, ngizophinda!" Futhi uphuphe induduzo yotshwala.
Abantu abavela ohlwini lwabathengisi abamnyama
1. Umthengi othi "nalokhu, ngibheka, mahhala?" Lapho ebona into enelebula elisheshayo. Ungowangempela kakhulu, thatha iphabula elinamashalofu.
2. Umthengi oletha ukuma kuka-1792 into yezingubo ukuze ashintshe umqondo wawo, athenge u-2 futhi akushiyele ukuthi ubonise izindawo ezisele.
3. Umthengi owuthathela i-lacquer yakhe siqu, futhi ushiya intaba yezinto ezibingelela phansi ezifanele phansi.
4. Umthengi ocela iphakethe elikhulu kunawo wonke, yize athenge ngesihloko esisodwa. Yebo, ake siphendule ipulasitiki yepulasitiki epulasitiki, embulwe imvelo ngayo.
5. Umthengi onimemeze ngenxa yempahla (imibala yayo, usayizi nezinye izici), ongazange uyithengise. Sengathi ungasiza ngokuthile.
6. Umthengi omemeza kuwe ngenxa yento ethile ngendlela efanayo, lokho onakho amandla afanayo, kodwa emnganeni omncane emndenini ngaphezulu kokulawulwa okukude
7. Umthengi ozama ukukhokha ukuthenga kwamadola angama-40 ngamakhadi amabili wesikweletu, i-handfulven yezinto ezincane nengilazi yegazi lamazibulo. (Angifuni induduzo ngotshwala, ngasho!)
8. Umthengi ocelayo: "Futhi uya kuphi endlini yangasese ngaleso sikhathi ?!" Ngemuva kokuba umtshele ukuthi ayikho indlu yangasese esitolo.
9. Umthengi omemezela "kepha kuleso sitolo umkhiqizo ongcono \ \ kubasebenzi abanenhlonipho \ \ ngokwengeziwe isheduli." O, konke lokho ngeke kumqubani ubuchopho bakho?
10. Umthengi okuthuka lapho ebona ibhokisi elinemikhumbi yohlobo. Njengokungathi nawe wake wakhala ngamehlo akhe wakhala i-ligament kanobi omuhle. Yebo, mina ngokwami ngizwelana noMadame.
11. Umthengi odonsa noma undiza kunoma yini, uyithatha konke phansi, abukeke futhi ashiye. Cishe ngidinga ukungenela "intombazane" ekuqhubekeni kwekhono eliwusizo kakhulu.
12. Umthengi ocacisa "ukhona isaphulelo?" Ngento ngayinye uyiskena. Futhi, ekugcineni, inquma ukungathathi konke ngaphandle kwezaphulelo.
13. Umthengi ofakwe ku-20-47, lapho uvala ngo-21-00. By the way, esihogweni sabafana banjalo kunendawo ekhethekile, uyazi?
14. Umthengi odinga indlela ekhethekile ngoba une-coupon eyeqile ngo- $ 3.5.
15. Umthengi ozama ukukhuphukela entweni yamasayizi amabili angaphansi kwesidingo kunesidingo, ngoba awekho abanye osayizi, futhi babuza "kahle, ucabangani?" Ucabangani? " Ngifuna ukusho ukuthi "Njengekhekhe, lapho amafutha amaningi avuvukala", futhi unalo "lo lumbala wena".
16. Umthengi ocela umkhandlu wakho ngezihloko ezimbili ezimbi ngokulinganayo. "Ah, ophuzi onobuthi bagcizelela kahle umbala wesikhumba sakho, kanti opinki kumakhukhamba unesitayela esihle kakhulu."
17. Umthengi oletha ukuthatha into engiyithengile ngoMashi 3, 1862.
18. Umthengi Obani Ngempela Bathobela Ubunweni Ngaphambi Kokubala Ngokheshi. Nawa amathe akho ne-microflora - impela engangiphupha ngakho, yebo.
19. Umthengi oneminyaka engamashumi amane nanhlanu uhamba entweni entweni yento, enquma ukuthi yini okufanele ayithenge, futhi yini hhayi. Yebo, kunzima yini ukukwenza ngaphambi kokuthatha i-cashier?
20. Umthengi odinga umphathi noma umphathi ukuze amphinde igama elithi libe yigama elisho ukuthini. Futhi ume lapha ulalele, umthengisi namanje akulutho.
21. Umthengi oza esitolo ngehora ngaphambi kokutholwa. Shesha ukuze uphile, zonke izinto.
22. Umthengi okubuza wena, umuntu omkhuba kakhulu. Yebo, ngoba bengingathatha nabangane e-Bar, bukela uchungechunge lwe-TV ku-sofa noma e-bikini nge-yacht, phakathi koLwandle iMedithera, hhayi ngedwa, kodwa esikhundleni salokho ngimi lapha futhi ngizokukhuluma nawe. Yingakho ke.
Umthombo: I-Readcatolog.com): Aya Mikheev