Sesivele sitshelile ukuthi singanquma kanjani ukuthi intombi yakho iqiniswe kwalasha wokuqeqeshwa. Futhi manje sifuna ukukutshela ngalokho akhona, ampofu, abhekene nawo. Futhi ake siqale, ngokugijima, ngezitimela ezikhethekile zowesifazane.
7th indawo. Ama-marathons abesifazane avela eValyaeva
Ake siqale ngethambile enhle. Kuphela i-anecdotal: yithi, imfundiso yokunamathela imvamisa iye yatshelwa nge-Olga Valyaeva kanye nemfundiso yakhe enkulu yeVedic (ngokwesiko kwalimala abesifazane be-Dhoty-Sharovari kule ndawo kubhebhethekisa noma amandla womhlaba. Futhi konke ukuze kugqugquzele umyeni wakho (Yebo, ngaphandle kwezimiso nezikhumbuzo!) Vuka ngehora lesithathu ekuseni futhi uthole imali eningi. Kepha lokhu kulungile, ngoba ukuthi abesifazane basuse amabhulukwe, Valyaev okungenani abathathi imali. Kanye noMarathons wakho wobuntu obukhethekile - Yebo.
Umnyombo weMarathon ukuthi abesifazane abakhokhela abesifazane bakhe bathole nsuku zonke imisebenzi edinga ukwenziwa. Ekupheleni komjaho, ubufazi buzokhuphuka kaningi. Okwelinye ilanga, iqoqo lokugeza ikhanda, ukugcoba izingalo nokugqoka isiketi / izingubo ngokuqinisekile kungasetwa. Noma ekuncomeni komyeni wakhe, ukupheka i-manna porridge ngesidlo sasekuseni sezingane nezinamathela izindebe zezindebe. Futhi ngakho cishe izinyanga ezimbili noma ezintathu. AmaMarathons kumele aphindwe, bese ubufelu besifazane ngeke bagxile. Kodwa-ke, imali yenqubo yakhe eyingqayizivele i-Olga ithatha ngokucophelela (cishe ngo-2000 r. Kusuka kunamahloni), ngakho-ke ngisho nokungajabuli futhi kugxume kakhulu akusikho kamuva. Yebo. Yonke imisebenzi ephindaphinda ngokugcwele amathiphu we-OLGA wesayithi lakhe.
6th indawo. Ukuthukwa okuvela ku-pavel rangon kukhanya
Yize empeleni, kunjalo, erekhodini
UPavel Rakov uzinze ntofontofo. Okokuqala, uhola ukuqeqeshwa okuthandwa okungakaze kuze kwabekwangazalwa kuyo "ukuthi kungani ngiphila njengesidenge." Ukuqeqeshwa kubiza imali enhle futhi kuqukethe izingxenye ezimbili. Yonke eyokuqala crayfish kuyo yonke indlela ime phezu kwabantu abeze (ngokwesibonelo, idinga ukuhlwitha amasokisi akhe), ayihlabeki kahle futhi inikeze imisebenzi eyisod, njenge-paces ne-iron edolobheni. Kwabesifazane abasesibili kukhona i-classic stockholm syndrome maqondana nomqeqeshi: i-gingerbread ikhishwe ngemuva kwesiswebhu. Sesikhokhele ukuqeqeshwa kweklayenti ukuthola kusuka kuzinqumo zeRamov antshontshe izinqumo zokufakwa, kanye nenhloso yokuqeqeshwa, eqinisweni, ukukhuthaza umfazi ukuthi kufanele abe yindoda ethobekayo kakhulu, futhi afundise ukuthi aphuthe izipho. Kuyadingeka ukubona abesifazane abaphakanyisiwe abathi: "Ngemuva kokuqeqeshwa kweRamov, kwahle kwenzeka isimangaliso!" Ngakho-ke linda le ndaba ngokuthi igatsha lithembele kanjani engxenyeni yokuqala yokuqeqeshwa okuvela ekukhaleni kwezindlebe "zesiwula". Kepha ngokuyisimangaliso kuvela ukuthenga ijazi noma isongo soboya nomyeni wakhe.
Okwesibili, yonke i-crayfish efanayo yahlanganyela embukisweni wakhe eRen TV ngonyaka owedlule. Lokho wukuthi, kwahlanza obala abesifazane, basabalalisa izeluleko futhi bayaleswa ngayo ukuthi izimangaliso zenziwa kanjani.
Yebo, futhi namanje i-crayfish - isabalalisi sejusi "yeNoni" (lokhu kufana nabasabalalisi be- "Amway", kuphela ujusi "wokuqeqeshwa ngamunye osetshenziswayo ukucindezela umkhiqizo. Inzuzo ephindwe kabili!
Impendulo evela kwi-Intanethi:
Wayeqeqeshwa ngowesifazane uPaul Rakov. Angizange ngiyithande. Kuyinto enothando kanye nomlingisi omuhle. Kodwa-ke, ukuqeqeshwa akuhleliwe, umbono we-Okers kusuka ekuzivocavoca okuhluke ngokuphelele. Isithombe sowesifazane omenyelwe ukuba - ingxube yamachwane ama-sabbmit namakhazikhazi. Lo mbono uhlinzekwa ngehaba ngokwanele futhi ngaphandle kwephulelo ezicini ngazinye, yonke imininingwane yezibalo iphikiswa. Isibonelo: Uma ufisa ukwakha ubuhlobo obungathi sína ukunikeza umlingani, ubulili buvunyelwe kuphela ngemuva kwezinsuku ezingama-120 kusukela ekuqaleni kwemihlangano, ngokwezibalo, imizamo enjalo inamandla. Umzamo wami wokunikeza impendulo ekuhlelweni kwezingqinamba eziningi Kubangele ukuhlukaniswa kokulahla kwekheli lami, futhi nginempendulo ebaluleke kakhulu.
- U-Alexander Lutohina, isazi sezengqondo
5th indawo. I-Ekaterina Fedorova kanye nesikole sakhe sesikole
UHooray, ahlakaze abesifazane abaningi, ebona igama elinjalo. Ekugcineni sisifundisa ngaphandle kohambo oluya eJapan ukuzodlala nge-syammessen, ukuhola izingxoxo mayelana nezindaba zesiko, ukudonsa eKimono futhi kufakwe amabhentshi. Cha, zintokazi. Esikoleni sifundisa ukuncela. Lokho wukuthi, ngokuvamile kukhona ukufunda okuningi, kepha ngasizathu simbe ividiyo yokuphromotha ivusa okokuqala ngawo wonke umdlalo kumtshingo womlingo. Kwesibili - Mayelana nokuqeqeshwa izicubu eziseduze (izivivinyo ze-banal ze-kegel, esizokufundisa zona mahhala). Futhi lapho sekuvele kudansa, uma ufuna ngempela. Ngomlandeli, kepha ngaphandle kwezingubo, kungenzeka, ngoba yile nhlanganisela yokuthi wonke umqondo wokuthi "isikole seGeish" ngamehlo e-Fedorova ubukeka.
Ngubani owafundisa uCatherine ubuciko obuncane be-geid ukuthi yenziwa nguFedorova kubukeka njenge-blowjob ende ekhuthele? I-Ekaterina othisha bakhe banezinkinga ngokuzithandela ngokuzithandela: Ugogo, abathakathi baseMexico, ama-Baikal Shamans kanye nezazi zezinkanyezi u-Irina noMikhail Kosh. LOKHO OKUFANELE BABE BANTU BANTU KUFANELE KWI-GEADAM, asisoze sazi. Ukuze uqedele nelukuluku, ngizophinde ngabika ukuthi i-Fedorova imelwe njengochwepheshe ku-micro -pychoanaanalysis. Ukubambiswa udonga. Kwakudingeka ukuba "nano". Imfashini.
4th indawo. I-Slavic Chaplanica
Cishe okufanayo ne-Geisha - ucabanga ukuthi uzofundiswa ukuziqhenya ngokuphana kwemvelo komzimba wakho, ugqoke kahle i-rocker yamashumi amane nemithambo yamanzi ne-barkpir futhi ubelethe kubhavu, futhi wena bakhuluma ngokubuya kokuvumelana ngemuva kokuzalwa kwengane futhi ... no-Cha, cha, cha, konke okunye kufana nama-slavs asendulo - izinkolelo-ze eziqinile nezinganekwane. Ukukhiya, ukunciphisa, ukudutshulwa kanye nomdanso. Ngabe lokho kuzivocavoca okudlidliza kanye nokuzivocavoca okufana ne-yoghh kudala ukumangala.
Ngokungafani nokuqeqeshwa kwangaphambilini, amakilasi amakhulu avela eChanovnitsa Chew, kepha aklebhulana okungenani umuntu owazi umlando wendabuko wengqondo yaseRussia esendaweni. "Ungayikhulisa kanjani umyeni wakho kusuka kusofa? Nalu ogogo nomkhulu bethu basendulo, lapho umyeni elele kusofa ... okungukuthi, esithandweni sowesifazane ... umfazi, ukuthula, walala, wamanga - ubukele abesifazane! .. Phatha Umhlaba ... Yebo, Owesifazane, Umhlaba, Ingabe Uyalalisa ?.. Kepha ngowesifazane ... kanjalo nabesifazane, bakhulisa umyeni wakhe ngesithando somlilo! "
I-3 yendawo. Isikole sokuyenga kusuka eLyoaly Bezhetsky
ILyya Bezhetskaya ungumlingisi wokudansa esitashini se-burlesque, futhi uma ukhumbula usuku lwesizinda se-tiz manje futhi wavuma ngekhanda ngemali evunyelwe, wabe usuthola ize. I-Googledled ukuze uqonde ukuthi ayize kangakanani. I-Burlesque yenzelwe yenayalya, ngokwezindaba zakhe, yathola incazelo yangempela nenhloso yocansi lwabesifazane. I-GoogleLing Video ibilokhu iqamba amanga ukuze uzikhumbuze ukuthi inhloso yobulili besifazane ubukeka kanjani. Isikole sokuyenga sifundisa ukuyenga amadoda ngezindlela ezimbili: imidlalo ekugqokeni nangosizo lokufunda izinkanyezi. Nikeza imali, futhi uzokufundisa hhayi kumhlengikazi kuphela, kodwa nakumema wendlu! Yebo, kuhlu lwe-Lyyaline lwezinhlamvu zemidlalo edlala indima evuthayo, eduze kwabasebenzi bamasosha kanye nowesifazane webhizinisi. Futhi ukufundwa kwezinkanyezi nakho kuzokufundisa okuncane.
Indawo yesi-2. Ikhuluma ngezihlahla ezivela kuRarisa Renar
Ukujoyina ulwazi oluhle kakhulu lokuvuselela amadoda kanye nokuphathwa kwazo ngezindlela ezimbili. Ishibhile - thenga incwadi ngesembozo esithambile ama-ruble angama-500. Ngaphezu kwalokho, icebo liyathakazelisa. Omunye wabalingiswa abaphambili nguLarisa uqobo, enye yi-praprababka yakhe, umfelokazi weNkosana yaseFrance uRenar uRenar, ophothula iziqu ze-smolny Institute. ILarisa ingena ngesivunguvungu se-adventures, equkethe ukuguquka okungapheli kwezingubo (ezichazwe ngokucophelela) futhi zizama ukungqongqoza umuntu kuye nomuntu ngembangi, lapho indoda ethile yesizathu esithile ibukeka kangcono khona. UPrababka futhi uhlangabezana nokuhlakanipha kwabesifazane kwabesifazane ngenxa ka-anti wakhe, futhi nenkosazana yekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalolunye. Masinikeze inkosazana yekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalolunye igama eliqondile:
- Izimbali ezinhle, - UTetushka uthe futhi waphendukela kimi. - Ake sibheke imbali yakho yangaphakathi? - Imbali yami yangaphakathi? - Yebo, indawo yamandla akho abesifazane yi-vagina yakho ne- "G" iphuzu! Izindonga zesitho sangasese sowesifazane - njengezilwane ezifuywayo ezine. Ngaphezulu nangaphansi, kwesokudla nakwesobunxele.
(Ireferensi emfushane yomlando. Igama elithi "iphuzu g" lavela amashumi amahlanu ekhulu lamashumi amabili).
Kepha ngokuvamile, amaklayenti kaRenar angahle abeluleka ukuthi angahlawuliswa, kepha akhokha izitimela ezijwayelekile. Lapho, azofundisa ukuthi angawitha kanjani umuntu ngesipho, ukuthi angakhuluma kanjani nomgcinimafa wayo (njengaleso), futhi kangaki ngosuku kufanele ujikeleze khona uzungeze i-eksisi yakho, ukuze kube yindoda (engcono kune eziningana) ukuheha. Ngokuvamile, isayensi yaseKurtisan eyindida esekelwa ngumlingo ophakeme.
Indawo yokuqala. Denis baygun
Uma abaqeqeshi bangaphambili besihogo kuphela esikole esijwayelekile, esifundile esifundisiwe esifundile, khona-ke uDenis Baygunin uyingozi ngokungananazi.
Abesifazane baseBaygun bathanda ukwenza isithembiso sokubenza bashada ngokushesha umuntu ocebile. Ngokusobala, inamakhono e-hypnotic - i-Intanethi iyachithwa yizindaba zabesifazane abashaqiwe, abantwana babo ababathola bemukeleke emiyalweni yomqeqeshi ongenalutho ukuphuma ngaphandle bayocela imali nevodka. Okunye okunikelwe ukunqanda ukuhamba ukuze kuphakamise ukuthi umuntu othile alale isikhashana kusuka engxenyeni yakhe. Kulokhu kuqeqeshwa akuphelanga, ngendoda ngempela kwamelwe ilale. Okungenani amahlandla amaningi, imisebenzi yeBaygougin iholele ekudlwengule kwamaqembu, futhi imvamisa abesifazane baqonda kuphela ngosuku olulandelayo ngokwenzeka, futhi bethuthumela.
Kwakusekhona umsebenzi ocela umuntu ongaziwa ukuthi akusize ekukhetheleni uLingerie. Ufele ngaye ngesikhathi esifanele, thintana nelungu, uthi "Wow, uyini umuntu." Ngemuva kwalokho, uBahiguzhin waqinisekisa le ndoda ukuthi ayithenge njenge-slender. Kuhle ukuthi ubuchopho buvukile ngesikhathi, akenzanga lo msebenzi.
Vele, ukuqeqeshwa akuqala ngomsebenzi oyingozi. Okokuqala, iBaygun ifanela ukukopela okungokomzwelo okunamandla ngokushintshana ngokomzwelo, kungazelelwe kakhulu kune-pavel rangon. Ukuhlambalaza, izincomo, ama-scale, mate, ukumemeza, ukumemeza, ukukhohlisa amagama - "ukuxabana", "kwanele ukulingana emsebenzini wokukopela kowesifazane esikhundleni.
Evikini ngemuva kokuba le ntombazane yayise-euphoria, khona-ke umbiko waqala. Ukudangala, izinyembezi, amahloni, ukungabaza ukuze uphile. Akuzange kuwukuqonda ngokushesha ukuthi azange nje basakazeke ngemali, kodwa futhi bancibilika. Manje ezinye zazo zingaphansi kokugadwa kwe-psychotheratiapist. Awufuni ukufayela enkantolo, bayesaba obala, bayajabula.
Enqunu kuma-snowmen weqhwa ngaphansi koMongameli wePistol. Ukudansa ama-striptease kumngane omkhulu womyeni wakhe. Ukulala nomuntu ongaziwa ezimweni ezithile, ngenxa yenkululeko. By endleleni, ukukhulula abesifazane, ukuze bakwazi ukukhuluma, mathupha, iBaygun nayo ihlala ijabule.
Izambulo zomqeqeshi obhekele inkohliso ye-Trust zenkohliso zaboniswa ku-TV futhi zishicilelwe ephephandabeni, kodwa izisulu ezintsha nezintsha zitholakala, futhi zinhle, futhi yena uBighzhin uyaqhubeka nokuya enkululekweni. Yini inkinga, kunzima ukuyiqonda, kepha uma uzwa leli gama livela kumngane ... ligcine. Ngokuphuthumayo.