Umamaki, i-Chukovsky ne-agnia barto - lokhu, yiqiniso, imikhomo emithathu, lapho ebuntwaneni izwi futhi yagxuma, futhi abazukulu bethu ngeke baye noma kuphi kubo. Kepha ingane ayiwedwa yedwa!
Unazo eziningi zesikhathi esimnandi, ebhala izinkondlo ezinhle kakhulu zezingane kusuka kwababili kuya kwabanye amashumi ayisishiyagalolunye. Sekwanele! Futhi ufunde kangcono kanye nenzalo. Okuhle kuzophuma ezimbili, cha, okuphindwe kakhudlwana!UMasha Rupasova
"Ngihlala edolobhaneni elincane ogwini lolwandlekazi lwePacific, ngibhala izinkondlo nezinganekwane, ukubuka ingane yami ikhula. Ingane iyifasitela elisesimweni esisha, futhi ngichitha isikhathi esiningi kuleli windi. "
Yebo, izindaba ezibucayi zikaMasha Rupasova ngendodana kaMaxone, isivivinyo esikhulu sokwakheka kwakhe, kanye nokuhlangenwe nakho okuhlukahlukene komphefumlo omkhulu - le yintokozo ehlukile nehlala njalo.
*** Umama usekhaya? Omama abanjalo. Umama uphume. Kwi-Intanethi. Umama usesha kwi-Intanethi, zinjani izinto ngokukhanya okumhlophe. Iziphuzo zekhofi, zishayela amehlo - Kwenzekani lapho emhlabeni? Mama, ngizokutshela! Emhlabeni ngiza!
UVadim Levin.
"Nganginenhlanhla lapho ngizalwa. Kwenzekile isikhathi eside kakhulu - ngo-1933 ... ebuntwaneni ngaba nezincwadi eziningi ezinhle ezinamavesi amahle, ahlakaniphile futhi ajabule. Ngakhumbula lezi zinkondlo ngenhliziyo, ngadlala nabo ... futhi ngazama ukubhala eyami. Ngazama, ngazama, ngizamile futhi ngangijwayele. "
ULevin - Ex-KharkovChanin, manje isakhamuzi saseMorder, i-Classic ephilayo, umlobi we- "Horse" ongafi "hhayi kuphela.
Izinkondlo nodrako
Udrako oyedwa wazulazula ezinkondlweni zami ekuseni, wathi: "Sekuyisikhathi eside!" - Futhi wagwinya i-balcony. Walala uhhafu wosuku, wamemeza wathi: "Kudla isidlo sasemini". Isitulo esithengisiwe nesithukuthele, i-buffet nehhovisi. Angazi ukuthi udrako udla ini emiphumeleni yosuku ... Kuthiwani uma ezovula isidlo sakusihlwa kumenyu? Ngeke ngiphoqe ukunambitheka kwakho kudrako bese ngithi ngiyasaba ukuthi ngiyisitsha esibi. Vele, mhlawumbe ufuna ukudla isidlo sakusihlwa, kepha angidingi udrako onjalo emavesini ami.
Andrei USACHEVEV
"Ekuqaleni ngangifuna ukuba ngumhambi, khona-ke ngangifuna ukuba yingcweti yokuma komhlaba, khona-ke umculi, futhi ekugcineni waba ngumlobi. Akuwona wonke umbhali owazi ngokushesha ukuthi uzoba ngumlobi. UTolstoy, ngokwesibonelo, okokuqala kwakuyizempi ... "
Futhi u-USACHEV futhi udlala ngokudlala, nombhali wesikrini. Khumbula i- "Smart Dog Sonya"? Nguye owaqhamuka naye. Ngoba esikhundleni sendodakazi kaSony, indodana yakhe uMisha yazalwa - ngakho-ke kwakungekhona ukunyamalala egameni elihle kanjalo! ..
Abafowethu abathathu Abafowethu abathathu bakwa-Acrobat bahambele kanye epaki: munye - ngesambulela, enye - nekati, kanti okwesithathu kufana nokunjalo. Ngokushesha wana ... ekuqaleni kwesambulela! Kepha kancane kulokho: ama-jereesome awahambelani ngaphansi kwesambulela, ikakhulukazi kusukela ikati. Futhi nokho abafowethu emvuleni bafika ekhaya bomile: munye - ngesambulela, omunye - nekati, nowesithathu - nabanye, nangomunye!
U-Arthur Givrigiz
"Njengoba ngikhumbula manje:" IsiGivargizov, esifundweni esilandelayo, indatshana yehlobo lalala edeskini lami! " Well, esifundweni esilandelayo, kuyacaca, i-pointer ephukile, ukukhala: "Kukuluphi usizo ?! Yimuphi omunye umfowethu ZEUS ?! Phuma!" Ngokuvamile, ngqo eCorridor yesikole, ngazizwa ngingumbhali omkhulu. Kodwa-ke, ngaphuma emgwaqweni futhi ngagijimela ngokushesha eKolomenskoye ukuhamba. Futhi wazizwa njengomgijimi omkhulu ... "
Izinkondlo zikaHybargiz ukuze ufunde kalula: Uma kuqala ugijimela kakhulu, bese ulenga, bumbeka: "Hhayi-ke, umalume omkhulu," - vele unesiqiniseko sokuthi!
-Ngaqhelekile "Unjani wena, seryozha, hhayi ngoMoya namuhla?" - Kubuziwe, ukuluma amacici, izimpukane ezimbili. "Uphikisana ngokushisa okunamandla," kusho yena, emshaya, omiyane. "Woza, ukumamatheka futhi womile izinyembezi," kusho, eluma, izimbotshana kanye neminyovu. "Ngemuva kwaloko, sasingajwayelekile, bekuhlala kujabule njalo," kusho, ekuluma, izinja nezinyosi. "Futhi mhlawumbe wagula, lokho kudabukisa?" "Qedela kusuka kumfana, okubaluleke kakhulu, okumnandi!"
Tim dogkin
"Lapho ngizwa sengathi cha namuhla, izinkondlo zami zazikwazi ukushicilela, zicabange nge-pseudonym. Kepha angizange ngize ekhanda lami noma yini ebalulekile. Futhi ngabona ifilimu yezingane ku-TV. Lapho, umfana umi phambi kweqembu, omncane ... Futhi umkhuzi ngokuqinile: "Ngokubonakaliswa kwesibindi nobuqhawe, ngimemezela ukubonga kuGregory ... Uyaphendula: "Yebo, izinja thina ..." futhi ngaqonda ngokushesha: wami ".
Eqinisweni, ungu-Andrei Ivanov - kepha ufunda nje izinkondlo zakhe kanye neprose ... masisha: Njengoba kubhalwe, inja! Futhi wayeyinhloko kamagazini omkhulu nongenakufa ".
Isambulo sesikhonkwane Lapho nje inyanga yohlaka lwamafasitela ifaka i-Uznzeta eqondile, ngiphansi kwengubo, njengoba ku-cocoon cocoon egculisayo, ukungahloniphi. Futhi lapho ngicabanga ngento ehlakaniphile, eqandisiwe ngenduku ye-cylindrical. Futhi kubonakala kimi lokho kusuka kukhukhunathi ekuseni ngizophonsa uvemvane oluthusayo. Kepha ukusa kuza - futhi ilanga elisebusweni ngefu likhanya likhanya ngokudideka ... kusuka kukhukhunathi, ngiyakhasa izitshalo ezingenacala.
ULyudmila Ulanova
"Ngihlala eKazan, ngisebenza njengomhumushi enkampanini yekhompyutha. Kaningi ngibhala izingane nokuthi labo bantu abadala abangafuni ukuhlukana nobuntwana. Kepha impumelelo yami enkulu, yiqiniso, indodakazi kaSasha. Ngendlela, naye, kwesinye isikhathi uzama amabutho ngesiphukuphuku. Sivame ukudlala "ngemilolozelo" kanye "ezinkondlweni" - isifundo esimnandi kakhulu, seluleka wonke umuntu! "
Futhi sisola ukuthi uMila Ulannannan usemphefumulweni - isekisi. Uhlonipha ukuthi kuvela kanjani ukuthi kuhlaselwe ngamazwi - futhi umona oqinile omhlophe uhlala enhliziyweni. Yebo, yebo injabulo.
Isiphazamisi Sezomnotho Izimbungulu ezikhukhumele - udonsela i-dandelion, ukuze isofa liyakhe. Uphatha upelepele obomvu kubhake wayo, ngoba ayinalutho - izohamba ngaphansi kweChiffjerchik. Izokwenza amakhosela ezinhlangothini, etafuleni lamatshe, nasemakhiphuni - iminyango. Kuphela inselelo namanje akucaci, kanye nokuphikelela kokuphikelela komlilo! Umngani ubizwa ...
Grigory Kurshkov
"Mhlawumbe okuhlangenwe nakho kwezingane okugqamile okuvela emhlanganweni namavesi axhumene nesikhathi lapho ngigula ngokuthile, ingozi enkulu yokushisa. Ngaba neminyaka emibili, nengane impela. Umama wangigqokisa egumbini elingalweni yakhe futhi wehlise umoya, wafunda: "Imbongi yafa, inceku yodumo, indiza i-Molva ...". Ngakho-ke kwangifaka kusukela ngaleso sikhathi. "
Imibuthano ngasikhathi sinye isazi sesayensi yemvelo, kanye nomhumushi, nothisha, nesazi sefilosofi. Futhi ezintweni zezingane zakhe, okuyisizinda, i-irony kanye nobuntu obujabule, kungaphansi kokuthanda kwakhe okuthandayo futhi kuhunyushwe ngentshiseko amaNgisi amaNgisi.
RRRY! U-Leo uphume ngenxa yentaba futhi, ecabanga, milns: - RRRY! Ngindiza i-cockada: usho ukuthini? I-Rarmorvoy ne-rrateze? I-Qahabia noRazzekyu? Rshusyu konke kulandelana? Ibhubesi lathi: - NginguRRRAD nje!
UMikhail Yasnov
"Ebushelweni benginesiqiniseko sokuthi ngizoba yimbongi enkulu enkulu. Lapho-ke ukuhumusha, izinkondlo zezingane, izihloko, ukubuyekezwa, izindatshana, umlando wengezwe emavesini ... Ngenxa yalokho, i-Centaur yaphendulwa. "
U-Yasnov wethule izincwadi zezingane (okungukuthi, thina!) Isibalo esikhulu sokuhumusha esivela esiFulentshi - futhi isivele isikhulu ezincwadini eziyisithupha zezinkondlo zethu zezingane.
*** Ngiphume emnyango ekuseni - kwakukhona intwasahlobo, futhi kwavela umhlambi wamapulangwe ephuma efasiteleni. Wandiza wandizela no-Ayak, noWilk, noVdal, futhi bafisa, nangaphambi komholi - bubble omkhulu. Ezokuqala phambili, bese ubuyela emuva, futhi phansi, futhi phezulu, - kepha ama-bubble ne-bubble akukwazanga ukuqoqa. Eyodwa, ejabule njengasephusheni, phezu kwezintambo zazilengiswa, enye, enyukayo odongeni, yahlala eCornice. Okwesithathu, iLanga liphuphuthekisiwe, lishaye ikhwela: "I-FA-MI-RE -..." futhi yandiza yaya kwi-maple yakudala, - mhlawumbe, ukuba nesidleke.
UPeter Sinyavsky
"Kwesinye isikhathi ngihlala endaweni yokudlela noma ngehla ngomgwaqo, futhi okuthile kuza ngokuzumayo. Ngibhale umzuzu "amakhowe kagesi" imizuzu, kanye "nekhemisi eliluhlaza" - iminyaka eyisikhombisa. "
USinyavsky waqala ukubhala izinkondlo eminyakeni engamashumi amane, kepha ingoma yokuqala ingamashumi amabili nanhlanu. Ngaphambi kombhali nembongi, wayengumculi. Futhi manje okungokwayo kwenziwa ngaphansi kwesigingci. AmaHholo Amnandi Agula!
Ukugqwala izana. Ngihlangane nebhungane elisehlathini elifanayo i-wasp enhle. - O, yini imfashini! Ngiyabonga ngokushesha. Ukuphepha okunomqondo, kahle, ngekhulu lokhu kuyimpempe! Awukwazi ukucabanga ukuthi unephunga kanjani! Futhi ubuhle be-wasp bandizela ezulwini. Ukugqwala kwesakhamuzi kungenzeka nge-inoshtrak. Beetle ngezindawo ezicasulayo ze-planzels eGlade zigqokwa. - Kuhle, kwakudingeka ukuba senziwe kanjalo! Akunandaba ukuthi akukhona futhi ukuba sesikhundleni salokhu - kuyadingeka ukushukumisa ngokushesha ulimi olungajwayelekile.
USergey Makhotin
"Kwenzeka kaningi ukuthi ingane ethile ivuka ekuseni ngesimo esibi. I-sneaker ngaphansi kombhede yandiza, kunzima ukuba nokungabaza, isikole, lapho ungasafuni ukuya khona. Kwabadala, lokhu kwenzeka futhi: Awufuni ukuya emsebenzini. Kukhona iresiphi emangalisayo: udinga ukukhumbula futhi ufunde inkondlo encane ejabule! "
Yebo, amavesi e-machotina ngokwawo alungele le nhloso enhle. Futhi lapho ebhala iphrosese yabantu abadala, futhi lapho ehlela iphephabhuku elidala - akakhohlwa ukuthi "izinkondlo zezingane zijabulisa kakhulu ekukhanyeni kwesifundo"!
Senza dudzhurim Namuhla sihlanze ikilasi elisha ihora lonke. Izingcezu eziyikhulu zamaphepha avela e-Irisok, imichilo namanothi ayikhulu kwabonisa nathi. Kwakunezifundo ezintathu kuphela, hhayi ezinhlanu hhayi eziyisithupha. Sikwazile kanjani ukubhala kangaka, ukufunda nokudla?
Vyacheslav laken
"Babevele bangilindile, bangibuka, bathula. Ngibike igama lami, ngathi mina mdala ngineminyaka emingaki, ngangezele ukuthi ebuntwaneni ngazama nokubhala izinkondlo, kepha akukho lutho oluhle alwenzeki ... "
Ngakho-ke uLeukin encwadini yakhe ethi "Izikondlo" uqala ngendaba ethile ngesitudiyo semibhalo sezingane, wasihola - nokuthi, ngenxa yaKho, wenziwa ngu "Leukinsky" - futhi wakhulisa izimbongi eziningi ezinhle kakhulu. Ukuze ufunde indalo yezigceme zakhe kwesinye isikhathi ayimnandi kangako kuneyakhe. Yini engcono ingasho ngothisha?
IBaramokh Wayephila ngokukhanya kweBaramokka, enesisindo esingamakhilogremu angamashumi amabili, wabuka usuku lonke efasiteleni, wagijimela emagcekeni ebusuku. Uhlafuna amanye amaphampu futhi afunde izembozo ezithile, futhi akekho umngane, ayikho intombi eyayine-bug. Ngithola ucezu lwe-sala, wamdala ikati ukuba avakashele, ngosuku aphunyuka ngalo, ahlahle isigubhu. Ubiza i-bulldog kuye - udla i-bulldog okuningi, ufudu luzomema - ufudu lulala futhi ulale. UBoring Paring Baraboshka uhlala kukhanya; Ukufihla ikhanda entendeni yesandla nangezwi kunoma ngubani. Izinsuku ziyagijima, ubusuku bukhanya, futhi akazi, into empofu, ephila ngokuphaphamelana neCheburashka enesizungu kakhulu.
UMikhail Veksler
"Ngafika nami incazelo enjalo:" Umlobi ". Ngigwema namagama athi "izinkondlo". Kuphakathi kokuthi ngiyifaka esikhundleni ngegama elithi "lyrics", noma ngibabize - ngiqhamuka neZwi elinjalo - "Ukulinda".
U-Odessa Waxler uyithalente elikhulu kunazo zonke esiseduze nesihlobo esiseduze. Noma yiziphi izinkondlo zakhe, kanye nezingane, kanye nangokomdabu, zikhunjulwa ngaso leso sikhathi - futhi zicashunwe ngokuphelele kuzo zonke izinyathelo!
*** Ukuhamba ngenhloso yakho, yidla ama-patties ngamazambane. Ngabe sengiya ngicabange: "Ngizohamba ngiphi?" *** Ngahamba ogwini. Uphuthelwe. Ku-mollusk engene endlini. "Siyakwamukela!" - Kuzwakale, kepha akazange angene. Futhi akazange aphume. *** Futhi ngolimi lwenja, kanye nekati engilijwayele: Ngiyaziqonda izinja namakati kusukela engxenyeni-eyodwa, enom.
Marina Boroditskaya
"Ngithanda udrako onamathathu. Ikhanda elilodwa liyakha izingane, elinye libhala amazwi amadala ngokuphelele, elihumusha lesithathu. Ikhanda lesine likhula njalo, bese ngenza ukudluliselwa emsakazweni. Futhi ngaqala ukubhala ingane yami lapho indodana nendodana endala yayingunyaka nesigamu ... "
Ngenxa yekhanda lesithathu, uMarina singakwazi ukuxhumana nesiRussia ngesiRussia, ukushiswa, browning, Stevenson, i-kipling, i-carloll, i-hugol.
I-Bear School Ngo-Ephreli 1, ngosuku lokuqala lwezimfundiso, ukubhala amawundlu ekwakhiweni kwe-Obstnals. Isihloko sithunyelwa ePine Big Pine: "Ngilale kanjani iholide nalokho engakubona ephusheni."
Natalia Khrushchev
"Indawo yocwaningo lwami kwakuyizinqubo ezidlula ezi-solids lapho zingenakane ngogesi. Kukho konke lokhu kwakukhona uhlobo lwezinkondlo: "Demoni Maxwell", "ehlolele indawo '," Brillouin Zone "..."
Ngemuva kokuzalwa kwendodakazi kaNastya, kwangenzeka isimangaliso: Isazi sengqondo esibi sishaye ama-semis futhi saphenduka izingoma zezingane! Ngaphezu kwezithameli zezingane, zizonke, zazinenhlanhla ngokwehlukana neSt. Petersburg Theatre "Casmodical", lapho uNatalia ehola ama-litchastia.
Ubaba wami usosayensi wesazi sefilosofi Ubaba wami ungusosayensi wesazi sefilosofi, uyakholelwa: Imfundiso - Ukukhanya, ubeka imibuzo futhi ufuna yonke impendulo. Ukushaya izindandatho zentuthu, izingilazi zamanzi ekhaleni, "Yini engabonakala ingatholakali?" - Wabuza kanye ngombuzo. Lapha wonke umuntu wacabanga kancane futhi waveza umbono wakhe: Ngamemeza ngijabule: "Cat!" Futhi umama ebubula: "Lingerie ..."
I-Galina Dzzydal
Lesi yisizotha sihlobisa umbhali, osehlotshiswe ngenqola kanye ne-trolley encane yezinkondlo ehlotshiswe ngenqola kanye ne-trolley encane yezinkondlo, lapho izingane zothando zithanda khona. Naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi uGalina akagcini nje kabili umama, kodwa futhi nothisha wesikole owenziwa umsebenzi! :)
Itsheketshe Otshanini obukhulu obukhulu obukhulu uma intuthwane inyamalala ... Ngemuva kwakho konke, akayona indlovu hhayi indlulamithi, kodwa umdlalo omncane nje ... umdlalo omncane nje ... . Futhi iqabunga likhulu kakhulu ngokububula okuncane ... futhi ozothola emuva otshanini ... - Nginikeza inkomo kimi!