UChris Bitou wabanjwa kumanethiwekhi ethu, umfanekiso ochwepheshe odonsela imidwebo yezilwane zasekhaya - amakati, okokuqala, kepha uma unembongolo, futhi ungabhala imbongolo.
Futhi uqondiswe okokuqala, okokuqala, hhayi ekufana kwezithombe, kulokhu, empeleni, kunesithombe. Ubamba umlingiswa ophambili womlingiswa, avuse ama-smirk, athinta amehlo emjikelezweni kanye nenkulumo esetshenziswayo ephethwe ngu "ubuso". "Esikhundleni sokugxila ekutheni indalo ibukeka kanjani, ngizama ukukhombisa ukuthi empeleni, okungathandeki kwazo, imikhuba yabo, okufanayo nokuthi abanikazi babona kuphela ababonayo," ebhala.
Yebo, kunjalo, asikwazanga ukudlula. Sithande kakhulu ingulube ... cha, eqinisweni, sasithanda kakhulu konke.
I-Aristocracy, ukuthokoza, ukuzimisela ukushwabadela futhi ujabule nganoma yisiphi isikhathi.
Lapha, kubonakala sengathi, umculi uwufaka imodeli. Eqinisweni, mubi. Kepha ikhekhe limthambisa.
Ubuqili nokuzethemba. Enye i-phlegmism edingekayo ukunxephezela i-jade yomngani (bheka ngenhla).
Inhliziyo emnene nomqondo okhazimulayo wokuhlekisa ngaphansi kwemaskhi yesihluku.
I-MIMI Emsulwa, ushukela ovela esweni, ungaphawula.
Ku-pig yothando cishe kakhulu njengasebusweni. Futhi bekungabonakala nje.
Umcabangi wekati, isazi sefilosofi kanye ne-hypnotist. Ujabule kakhulu.
Izibopho ezilula futhi "ezingcwele zobambiswano", yeka indlela uGogol abhala ngayo
Lo msebenzi wobuciko ukhonjisiwe. Ukube besikwazi ukumamatheka kakhulu, iholo lethu lalizokhula kaningi.
Kubonakala kuvilapha kakhulu futhi kufumene. Kuwufanele umuntu ozokweqa ukupakishwa kusuka oshinini noma ngisho nokudla kwenja - uzozibuza kuqala.
Intombi ethembekile ngeke idingeke ukuba ibe ushizi nobuhle phakathi kwamanye amazwe.
Hhayi isibindi esikhulu kunazo zonke, kepha ngobuqili futhi nakanjani ngeke banyamalale.
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Ezinye izinja ezihlanzekile ngokweqile zingazibona nge-Spanish Grand. Kodwa-ke, dlula imfucumfucu emnandi emnandi, ngeke akwazi kanye nama-docks ajwayelekile.