Emhlabeni wezimpahla zezingane zibusa isiyaluyalu sangempela - ungathola inombolo emangalisayo yezingcezu ezahlukahlukene namadivayisi asiza kakhulu futhi asizisebenzi nhlobo. Isibonelo, ama-roller (oh, uNkulunkulu!) Noma umnikazi wengono, ngiyabonga lapho i-dummy ingaphenduki phansi njalo ngemizuzwana engama-20. Sinqume ukusiza abakhiqizi futhi senze uhlu lwamadivayisi adingekayo, okumele asungulwe ngalo. Ingabe unokuthile ongakufaka?
I-Teleport engangonadi
Bonke abazali badlula esiteji lapho izingane zabo benqaba ukulala bodwa. Kuyadingeka ukufunda inganekwane kuqala, bese ucula iculo, bese ubeka umshayeli, futhi nini, kubonakala sengathi ingane yalala ngokuqinile futhi ungahambahamba ngokuthula - izingane! - Uvuka futhi konke kuqala kuqala. Yebo, noma ulala naye nje egumbini lakhe noma emibhedeni. Kepha nge-teleport, konke kuzohluka! Lapho nje ingane ilele, ucindezela inkinobho bese uzithola ngakolunye uhlangothi lomnyango wenkulisa. Hooray! Umnyango oyimfihlo ungadlalwa njenge-teleport eduze kombhede noma ugandaganda phansi.
Thanda
Akunandaba, ungumsekeli womkhuba "Nikeza ingane ukuba akhokhe" noma cha, kwesinye isikhathi, lapho ingane iqala ukuvela kuye. Vele, ividiyo elula noma i-radiona izosiza ukuqiniseka ukuthi konke kuhlelwe nengane, kepha inzwa ephunga ethuthukile nayo izobuzwa ukuthi idinga ukushintsha ama-diaper. Futhi ungaqonda kalula lapho ingane ikhala, ngoba ifuna ezingeni, noma "i-i-i-and-and-and-hhayi - izikhali, awuguquki - ibhulukwe lami."
Schshshchipinator
Yenza ingane? Ngikhalela isisu, ngoba amehlo? Konke lokhu kupholile kakhulu, kepha iningi lezingane ezifana nezwi likamama elibapholisa. Kepha ingane ingathandeka isikhathi eside, ngalesi sikhathi ungaxosha ikhanda elincane, wenza eyakhe. Uzofika emlindweni wokutakula! Uchofoza inkinobho kanye neSshshshshshshHshhhh kuya ku-sconion, ikakhulukazi hhayi ukucindezela!
Umkhohlisi
Uma unengane engaphezu kweyodwa, lapho-ke kanye ngosuku ozithola khona phakathi kwezingane zakho, ekuzameni ukuwahlukanisa, futhi zikuthele injabulo yonke into etholakala ngengalo, okubangelwa wena. Omama bakamama omkhulu basebenziseka kakhulu, okuyizandla ezimbili, ukusakaza i-ductunov ngezindlela ezihlukile kude nomunye nakuwe.
Ukubhekana Ne-Pissing Boy
Akukho lutho olungasho lutho ngaphezu kwezikhalazo zabazali eqinisweni lokuthi amadodana abo awabhaleli endlini yangasese. Kepha le yindaba yaphakade - ngoba iyiqiniso! Abafana bayancenga, bajezise, bafundise, kepha umphumela ungomunye - baphikisa eduze kwendlu yangasese, bazungeze yena, kwesinye isikhathi, lapho befika lapho kulandela khona. Asenzi kakhulu, njengoba kubukeka sengathi kubukeka sengathi, okuzosiza abafana abancane ukuba bakwazi ukuzulazula, kepha bangathenga inqwaba yabaningi kanye kanye.
Tarabarschinovodchik
Yize ukhuluma nezingane ngolimi olufanayo, kwesinye isikhathi kubonakala sengathi amabinzana akho azwakala ngesiShayina. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ungakuchaza kanjani ukuthi "ake agqoke" kusho ngempela "kusho ukuthi" Masisakaze zonke izinto, singena kuzo zonke izinkumbulo "," Sekushesha "ukwenza konke ngangokunokwenzeka" , futhi "ngaphambi kokulala ukuze ahlanze amazinyo akho" - "ukumpompa e-pajamas kuyo yonke indlu yokugezela kanye nomdanso we-stansu wesizwe sase-Afrika." Futhi umhumushi uzokwenza amazwi akho acace ngangokunokwenzeka ekuqondeni kwezingane.
Umdlalo
Idivayisi ephathekayo ehlelela izingane, endaweni yokudlela, endizeni noma kuphi ngendlela enembile futhi enobungane, ikunikeza izikhathi ezinhle zokuzola nokuphumula. Eqinisweni, idivaysi enjalo ikhona. Okubizwa nge- "Bazali". Yize ezinye zingezelwa.
Umthombo
