Noma yimuphi umuntu wake wadlula esihogweni ngaphansi kwengculazi yenhlekelele eneminyaka ephakathi. Ngokufanelekile, ukholelwa ukuthi udlula esihogweni. Eqinisweni, isihogo akuyona indoda nhlobo, futhi engajabuli, okuthi ngaleso sikhathi esiseduze. Ngenkathi lowo oshade naye egibela izandla, isigamu sakhe siphoqeleka ukuba sibe smart, isiguli nokuqonda, njengomfazi kayise noma uSophia Andreevna, ngokwesibonelo.
Eqinisweni, ngokweqiniso, ukuba ngumkayise kaFood kaFood noma ukungakuxazululi. Kepha eqinisweni lokuthi amadoda abize le nhlekelele, kungcono ukulungiselela kusengaphambili.Ukudabuka
Umyeni wenhlekelele uzobe edabukisa futhi ekhala. Kusukela ekuseni kuze kube sebusuku. Nganoma yisiphi isikhathi se-idiot. Kuzokhala, ngoba uMsombuluko, ngoLwesine, ekwindla, indlu yaqeda ikhofi, kukhona ikofi, kepha hhayi ibanga, impilo yehlulekile. Kulesi simo sokuvalwa kwe-whirl, kuzodingeka uhlale unomusa futhi usebenze. Kodwa-ke, ubuhle bakho buzonyamalala. Ngenxa yokuthi wonke ashiywe isizungu esinesizungu, futhi lapha konke kukhanya kakhulu ubuhle, i-villain.Intukuthelo engenangqondo
Lapho umyeni engeke adabuke, uzothukuthela. Futhi, ngenxa yalokho, ekhaya kubo bonke, futhi, okokuqala, kuwe. Noma ngabe uyazi ukuthi ungapheka kanjani i-borsch "njengomama", dlala uSchubert ku-Volynka naseDance Camarinsky - kuzoba ngaphandle kwalapho. "Ungasho lokho, awubukeki kangako, uzenza." Ngalezo zikhathi ezinjalo, uzofuna ngempela ukuyifaka emaphazili e-chandelier, kepha lesi sifiso wena, ngeshwa, ungaboni. Okokuqala, uyasinda. Futhi, okwesibili, unenkinga!Iparanano
Umyeni wenhlekelele uzophenduka eHellish Paranoid. Uzoqiniseka kakhulu ukuthi konke okwenzekayo emhlabeni kwenziwa ukuze "kuwulethe ekuphatheni / kuyisiwula / ithuna." Kuzobekezelelwa, kukhawulelwe abampofu emcabangweni we-Liquidasson uzungu, kodwa ngolunye usuku wayezowumangalela kakhulu umamezala kangangokuba wathumela ama-cutchets. "Kungani kuye?" "Uzokubuza futhi uzothola ukuphendula -" Yebo, ukungihlulela! ". Futhi uzobheka amasheke avela esitolo, ukuze afunde ngasese imeyili yakho futhi nakanjani ukwazi ukuthi othile (ngokweqiniso umamezala, owayenelise ikati ukuze asakaze ama-slipper akhe.Ukuyaluza
Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, uzoqala ukukhumbula nokunakekela yonke "ukucasuka" kwangempela "okucatshangwayo. Kuvela ukuthi eminyakeni yakho yokuba khona, umbono uqongelele ngaphambi kokuqala. Lapha uzophinde uvule ukujula kwabesilisa okuqondayo. Uyamangala ukuthola ukuthi eminyakeni eyishumi edlule, waphonsa isikibha sakhe esithandekayo. Uthola ukuthi wayelinde yonke iminyaka yomshado wakho, lapho ninihalalisela ukuba nihalalelele ngosuku lweParatrooper. Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, into esemqoka - ngo-2008 udle i-gerry yogurt, futhi wamfuna kakhulu! Futhi uNkulunkulu ukusho ukuthi uthi "i-yogurt yayihamba phambili."Ama-movie abolile
Uzoqala ukulalela umculo omangalisayo futhi abuke amafilimu angajwayelekile. Lungela iqiniso lokuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi esingenakufika ekhaya, ezihlalweni nasekuhambeni, uzokunamathela kunoma yini esindayo, umfana kanye nokuzibulala. Ngaphansi kwale "imiyalezo ethuna" uzovuka ulele. Futhi esikhundleni sawomndeni amahlaya kanye nabaseshi, ubuyekeza izikhathi eziyikhulu "abafana" be-Dreary "abafana" be-Destery Mayelana nemikhumbi, izindiza, ukuqinisa izinhlanzi kanye ne-commande ebulalayo.I-Sociapathy
Ukukhetha ngenhlekisa umyeni wakhe emgwaqweni noma ukuvakasha, ungalindi ukuguqulwa kwe-poop e-Iceman. Amahlaya nomakhelwane, ukungafani ne-janitor, ukuhlaselwa kwabalindi nabathengisi, kanye nokuwela okujwayelekile nabashayeli bezimoto eziseduze. Kuhlobe kangcono nge-pofigism ne-pepper canister. Ngoba ngo-99% wamacala aphuma ku-100 kuvela ukuthi umshayeli wemoto engomakhelwane naye ubhekene nenkinga eneminyaka ephakathi.Isigaba esisebenzayo
Kwesinye isikhathi umemezela ukuthi "kuyadingeka ukushintsha okuthile emhlabeni jikelele." Kuyiqiniso, uzoqala nawe, kepha okwamanje uzofunda ukushaya ukuhlasela kwakhe futhi avele athumele ekhelini elaziwayo. Futhi-ke konke obekukhona ngaphambili, kufaka phakathi isitatimende esiyisifunda, lapho omakhelwane abafaka khona kuzobonakala izimbali. Ngoba umyeni osebenzayo wenhlekelele uyingozi kakhulu kunesiphi. Kungcono, uzoziholela ku-dachum nenkosikazi encane, ebubini kakhulu kuzothunyelwa ukuchitha imali yakho esongelayo ezokuvakasha ngokweqile noma ekugembeni. Futhi uzoqala ukulengiswa emaqenjini angahlelekile, athenge i-T-shirt entsha nge-CHE, ibhayisekili noma enophephela emhlane. Ukuhlupheka lokhu noma cha - ukukuxazulula.Isihlebo
Ekugcineni, kuzongena nakanjani! Futhi ngokuqinisekile uzokwenza into engenakulungiswa. Isibonelo, wathi konke ukuphila kwakhe akukwenzanga lokho, futhi empeleni ungumthengisi onobuhlakani, umklami weWebhu noma, okubi kakhulu, umlobi. Ngaphansi kwalobu buze obungenzeka, uyophonsa umsebenzi ojwayelekile futhi uzozihlalela esixukwini esingumuntu okhululekile, futhi (nezingane) embongolweni yezezimali ephelele. Akunakwenzeka ukumnqamula kuyo, akunangqondo ukukhumbula. Ungalindela kuphela le nhlekelele uma ngabe ama-laurels of Sofia Andreevna asangethwe.Isivumelwano sokugcina
Umyeni wenhlekelele angahamba. Empeleni empeleni. Kepha uma ngaphambi kokuba azame kahle kuzo zonke izigaba ezichazwe ngenhla, khona-ke, cishe, uzocabanga ngoMaxim, nesihogo kanye naye. " Futhi uzolunga.