Lezi zimfihlo, umuntu othanda kakhulu, ngeke afundiswe noma kuphi, ngaphandle kwe- pics.ru. Ngoba sigwinyile ukuhlakanipha okuningana kwabesifazane, ukuthi sekuvele ukumi ngaphandle ngokoqobo kuzo zonke izimbobo - manje sesikulungele ngomusa ukuwabelana ngenguqulo yabesilisa!
Mhlawumbe, akekho umuntu oyedwa emhlabeni ongeke azame ukwephula imfihlo, ngoba ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuze uhlale efiselekayo ... Ngokuvamile, umyalezo ucacile: Ubulili buhle futhi buyinhloso yakho konke, owesifazane akadingi kuphela Ukubamba, kepha futhi nokufiseleka, kepha ngokuzayo ngemuva kokwenza ucansi kuzothatha futhi ngeke kushayele - bese kuba khona ama-sting.Vele, isithandwa esihle kakhulu kumele sibe nesifiso sowesifazane nganoma yisiphi isikhathi sosuku nobusuku. Yebo, yebo, noma ngabe bobabili bekhathele, esitobhini noma balahlekelwe kusuka ku-puddles ngithengisayo Merz ... Hhayi-ke, ngubani othembisile, yini ezobe lula ?!
Indoda ngayinye kufanele ikwazi ukuyenga, futhi uma engazi ukuthi kufanele ngifunde kanjani lokhu. Ngabe sekuyisivinini esincane sokuqala? .. Bamber, futhi akuvule ukuthi umlingani wakho ongaba khona utholwe ngabafundi abanjalo phezu kwama-hemispheres engqondo.
Ngamunye, ngokuphelele kuwo wonke amadoda ahlala eKurtyZANIN. Omunye umthanda ukungaboni, ukuba nomakhelwane ofanayo, othile uyakufihla kakhulu ... ngokuvamile, awuyifihli. Susa! Futhi uyiveze! Phambili!
Ingabe kukhona uTaboo? Futhi uma ngithola ?!
Owesifazane onekati elicwengekile, futhi empeleni - isilo esibi, ngakho-ke uma ungena kuma-paws akhe, udinga ikhono lokulala ngokungagodli, uphonsa yonke le mithetho kanye ne-taboos, nokuzimisela ukufeza okugcwele kakhulu ukwethemba ...
Ucela ukuthi ubuze: Bathi, bathi, ukuphepha, imingcele, kungazelelwe Ungu-Nymphomanka-Pervert - kanti imizamo yakhe yesibindi izongilethela ukulimala? Yebo, ungakutshela, yiqiniso, ukuzama ukukhokha isinxephezelo kusuka kubabhali bokuqeqeshwa okuthosiwe. Futhi sizokucebisa endlebeni yakho (kuphela ungasiniki thina), uma kungazelelwe ungathandi, khuluma ngalolo mlomo. Futhi ulungele ukufana ngakolunye uhlangothi. Akunjalo, kunjalo. Kepha uzophila isikhathi eside.
Ukwesaba ukunyakaza okulula
Isithandwa esihle kufanele silungiselelwe izivivinyo, njengoba owesifazane ehlala efuna imizwa emisha. Imidlalo yakudala nokunyakaza kungadala ukufuna isithandwa esisha ... ngakho! Kuyavela, noma ngabe kudonsela ngaphandle kwesithunywa sevangeli - ungakukholwa, kukuzwa kakhulu. Uzovuma - ngokushesha uzogijima ukubheka okusha. Futhi njengoba inani lezinto ezinhle kakhulu zikhawulelwe amandla omzimba womzimba womuntu, into empofu kuzodingeka ukuthi ichithe impilo yonke lapho kusesho. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, bavusa kakhulu ukunyakaza kwakudala ... Damn uyazi, mhlawumbe akunakunakwa kusukela ekuqaleni, ngezinhlobonhlobo, uma ngempela ufuna ngempela?
U-Odes ugoqa esiswini
Manje sizoqhubeka nawe i-tweet enhle ephishekela yonke imizimba yokugoba. Ngamazwi amathathu: phumula futhi uthole amaphuzu! Ngemuva kwakho konke, uma eshisa inkanuko, akunandaba kuye nakanjani mangaki amafolda esiswini sakho. Futhi ungavumeli izakhiwo ukuthi ziziqhubekele engela. Ngenxa yalokhu, abanye abantu abanobumnene bayenqaba ubulili ngosuku olukhanyayo losuku, bakhetha ukuhwalala, futhi leli yi-penguin robin eyisiphukuphuku. Futhi smart - ngokuziqhenya khipha!Indoda ekhaliphile izokhombisa umzimba wayo ngama-engeli aphumelela kakhulu ukususa isifiso sozakwethu. Jika, ngamafuphi, kungukuthi-ke bese ucwilisa ... Ngabe ucabanga ukuthi uzomangala? Indian National Hole! Yena, vele abeluleki be-Intanethi yesayensi, manje selenzelwa okufanayo: Kusukela emandleni okugcina azama ukumane avumele izakhiwo ukuthi zivumele i-angle - futhi ngasikhathi sinye zibonisa amafolda akho aphumelela kakhulu ...
Futhi manje okuphambene
Sesivele sazi ukuthi amathiphu wobulili aqinisekisiwe akhethekile. Ngakho-ke masibapha ngokushesha, njengoba kufanele kube njalo, isekethe se-timph. Usuvele wehlise egobolondweni lakhe elingaphandle? Futhi manje sengizofika masinyane ama-libs akhe futhi ngenze uswidi kuyo! Ngoba ukwamukelwa, udinga ukuzifisela kuqala. I-Nadya T-shirt ekhombisa ama-bulges ama-biceps akho, ibhulukwe, amabhulukwe aqinile, ukuhamba, ukunyakazisa okhalweni, uma uzibona: "Uma iqala, ingakuqala!"
Ngazama, mpilo emphefumulweni? Futhi kuhle! Uma kungokomfanekiso, abesifazane abajabule bathanda kakhulu kunalabo abazifunayo ... kodwa chur asisho ukuthi, emcabangweni ayifanele!
Yiba isihlahla sikaKhisimusi esisha!
Ake sibuyele engokoqobo sibuyele emcabangweni. Ungasabisi ngezingubo zangaphansi ezinhle nezesekeli zangempela. Abesifazane bayakuthanda lapho indoda ibukeka ingagcini kahle kuphela, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi ngendlela entsha. Ngabe usuvele ulungiswe kahle? UNotsese, akuwona wonke! Zama ukuhlangana okuthandayo ngengubo ye-translucent, ngokwenza ukwakheka okuhle nezinwele ezibekiwe. Ngeke ame nakanjani.Melana ?! Nakhu ukutheleleka okunjalo kwentombazane yakho yamaphupho ... kepha uyaqhubeka, ungayeki! Ukuba ngumthandi omuhle kakhulu kuzokusiza uvivinye ukubukeka kwakho. Cabanga, ukuthi hlobo luni lwesifiso olungaba ne-Passia yakho, uma uhlangana naye ekusebenzeni okuyisisekelo? Kuvame kakhulu ukuba lezimanga zakhe. Isibonelo, yima ezithendeni. Okwamanje uzomqonda kakhulu kunangaphambili. Konke ukudideka kwalo, konke ukungavikeleki kwayo, wonke wakhe wabonakala ebusheni obungalindelekile.
Into esemqoka ukufihla zonke lezi zimangali ngaphambi kokuba ibuye. Uyakuqonda ukuthi uyakuqonda ukuthi umuntu wobulili, ngokwesimiso, ubumsulwa obuhle nokuntuleka kuka-Alay. Ngakho-ke uhlangana naye - ngicela ubhekane naleli khono lokuhlola ukubukeka kwakhe ... futhi bebengazi, ngenkathi bengazami, yena angazami yena!
U-Uri, uphi i-raisin yakhe?
Hlala uhlukile: kwesinye isikhathi uyazethemba wena kanye nesibindi, futhi kwesinye isikhathi emnene futhi ulimele. Vumela imfumbe ihlala ihlala kuwe, engifuna ukuvela noma yini. Ngemuva kwakho konke, uma ulahlekelwa "ukugqama" kwakho, owesifazane ucisha ngokushesha okuthile okuthakazelisa ngokwengeziwe. Kuliqiniso, uma wehlukile nsuku zonke, kungenzeka angaboni ukuthi ukhombisa amaphuzu avelele kuye - nakho konke okuhle ... Ukucabanga ukucabanga ukuthi yini oyikho ngempela - futhi ujike. Kukhona okuqondakala ngokwengeziwe futhi ezizinzile ngokwengqondo.
Kepha awulahli! Ngokushesha noma kamuva bahlukunyezwa ukukhombisa nawe. Futhi-ke uzohlangana nowesifazane ofuna nje. Futhi uma ungokwemvelo, uthembekile, ujabule futhi ugezwe, kungenzeka ukuthi uzokufuna futhi. Futhi-ke uzokwenza lokho othandana nakho. Gqoka - ngokomzimba, okunqumayo - ngokuhlola ... kepha lokhu kuzovele kube yindaba ehluke ngokuphelele. Ngenkathi nobabili ngeke niphumelele ukuthi kufanele ube namathiphu wezocansi futhi ungabi nomuzwa wokuthi kupholile ngempela ngaphandle kwawo - ngeke uhambe kalula futhi ujabule!
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