Abantu abaningi ngokwengeziwe bayenqaba ukuthenga ifulethi lempahla (kanye namanani ampompompi wezakhiwo ezithengiswayo lapha akulutho lutho, kunjalo, akhetha ukuqasha isikhathi eside. Njengombukiso wokuzijwayeza, ukuthola ifulethi elifanele - namanje i-polbie, into esemqoka ukuthi leli fulethi linabanikazi abanele.
Sizithumele ngokwakho ukuthi abanikazi bezindlu bangasho yini. Iqiniso lempilo le-Sigor!Mayelana nezithombe zefulethi
Izithombe zithathwa ocingweni ngokushesha ngesandla sakhe sobunxele ekugxumeni, ngoba ingane encane yangqongqoza phezu kwe-hanger yakhe nakho konke kwakungeyona ubuciko obuphakeme. Bazama ngobuhlungu ukuze zonke izinhlobo zezintambo ezinamathela nezindonga ezinamabala azibonakali. Ngokuvamile, sivilapha kakhulu ukuthatha izithombe, ngakho-ke woza uzobheka, asizona bezithombe, futhi siklebhula ifulethi!
Mayelana ne-Carkers
Ifulethi elihle, elihle! Ikhaphethi eyodwa phansi! Eyodwa odongeni! Ekhaphethini lokulala! Ngaphansi kwekhaphethi yokulala! Uma udinga, khona-ke kuvulandi kunesinye - esisele, ungahlala phansi ekhishini, ngokwesibonelo, noma ukuhlobisa usofa! Okunjalo, uyazi, ubomvu ngamaphethini! Futhi nge-deer, kunjalo, odongeni, kwenye lapho kungenjalo! Ini? Unyaka ka-2015? Cha, awuzwanga.
Mayelana Namakhelwane
Umndeni uhlala ngaphezulu, okuyinto ethile eqhubeka ephawula, futhi uma ingaboni, iyalungiswa, futhi uma kungalungisi, khona-ke ukuthi iningi lalilingenela futhi ngaphandle kwalo lonke, laphela, iningi lazo liya kumfana. Ngakwesokunene - umndeni osemusha onenja ehlanzayo, ephonsa futhi ukhonkotha wonke umuntu, futhi lapho umuntu emunyu (ngokungapheli), nokho, wasebenza ngekusasa elibi. Kodwa-ke, bathi akuluma, kepha akekho ohlolile. Futhi ngezansi, abangane bethu besixwayisa ngokuthi bakuvumela ukuthi uphile, ngakho-ke nakanjani uzokunakekela! Kukhona i -lietenant colonel yoMnyango Wezangaphakathi, uma lokho.
Ngami
Sizokuhlupha nakanjani! Okokuqala, shayela futhi ngaphandle: Zinjani i-Rhododendrons yethu? Ngabe omakhelwane abakhonondi? Uyibonile i-albhamu yezithombe zomndeni wethu, lokhu, nge-gilding? Okwesibili, wena, kunjalo, ungasidlulisela imali kithi ngezindleko, kodwa sisazofika! Kuyadingeka impela ukubheka ukuthi ifulethi lethu elithokomele lilapha kanjani ngaphandle kwethu, njengoba uhlala lapha! Ngokuphazima kweso, unquma ukuguqula ithayela endlini yokugezela, futhi wabekwa kugogo wami, noma wathola isidlo se-albhamu yezithombe?
Kulungiswa
Senze ukulungiswa kokudlula efulethini, yebo. Isithombe sangemuva sathenga abashibhile, badideka umfundi wendodana, uphahla olupende upende, ukhethekile kulokhu okukhethekile. Kwakukhona. Eminyakeni engamashumi amabili edlule. Upende opendiwe, yebo, kepha uhlala ubheka ophahleni? I-Parquet to redo ayiqalwa, uyi-Parquet! Izikhathi zaseSoviet! Isihlahla sikaKhisimusi esidumile! I-Pubing Shit, kunjalo, kepha uhlala lapha, hhayi thina. Buyisela ukuze uqashe? Yebo, umusha, ngani? Kwakungekho zindawo zokugeza, futhi, kazange zishintshe, kwaphela iminyaka engamashumi amabili futhi ngifana nje. By the way, iya endlini yangasese - ngokucophelela: Kukhona ukudonsa ngentambo.
Mayelana negumbi lesibili elivaliwe
Akekho noyedwa ongahambelani noNkulunkulu udoti okhohliwe, ubani ngisho nokukhipha ihlazo. Kanye ne-piano "lyrics". Kepha, ngendlela, kungenzeka ukuthi udadewabo kadadewabo womzala wethu uzofika azohlala lapho. Yebo, ukuthi, ukuthi esivumelwaneni akusona, kukhona igumbi. Noma, uyakwazi lokho, ake bakuvule, futhi uzosikhokhela ngaphezulu, ngoba amakamelo asephenduke ngaphezulu? Ngeke sithumele lutho, bonke abantu abahle badinga ukuba sendlini yepiyano!
Mayelana nokuthengisa amafulethi
Sifuna ukuyithengisa, kepha ukuqala ukuqonda ukuthi uhlelo lusebenza kanjani nale nto enikelayo, ngokuzumayo le mbumbulu yayiphila? Sesivele sicabange ngesimemezelo sokuthengisa, ukuze abantu bazokubukela, ikakhulukazi ngezimpelasonto, ngakho-ke kujabulise ekhaya. Manje-ke, inhlekelele iyathengiswa, konke akulula, ikakhulukazi i-Real Estate, ngakho-ke uyaqeda ngenkathi. Futhi singumthombo owengeziwe wemali engenayo! Uma sithengisa, ngokushesha kuzodingeka sithuthe, yini okufanele siyibambezele, futhi kuthiwani uma isivumelwano sithukuthele? Nini? Hhayi, ngiyathandeka, lo ngumbuzo wefilosofi.
Mayelana nokuqashwa
Esimemezelweni kubhaliwe "isikhathi eside kusukela ngonyaka," Kepha, uyazi, ugogo wethu waseStavropol akazizwa kahle futhi cishe ngemuva kwezinyanga ezintathu sizoyithutha, ngakho-ke kuzodingeka uhambe. Yebo, noma indodana yethu izohamba, ungumfana onokwethenjelwa, isikhungo siyaphela, ama-golyans awaholeli, kuzoshada, kuyadingeka ukuthi uziphile ndawo ndawo! Futhi ngokuvamile, sithanda izinyanga ezintathu kuwe, ake sibone, kungazelelwe, asikuthandi? Wena futhi manje, ngokweqiniso, hhayi kakhulu. Impumulo yakho unde.
Mayelana nezilwane nezingane
Izilwane nezingane zinhle, kepha hhayi efulethini lethu. Izingane zihamba, zonke zingcolile, zigijimela amakhaphethi, ziphonse ukudla, zikhale ezindongeni, zikhale, zigijime, zivuke ngoMgqibelo nge-6 ekuseni futhi zibheke kakhulu okomakhelwane! Izilwane zibhalwe lapho zawa khona, ifenisha iyakhanya, ivela kubo stemn, woboya yilokho konke lokhu. Kuthiwani uma sinquma ukuhlala lapha? Nakhu lezi yizinhlanzi zegolide! Amanzi! Ukudangala! Ulwandle!
Isicelo sengqalasizinda
Ngakho-ke, akunakwenzeka ukuthi ufike esitimeleni esitimelweni, ikakhulukazi ebusika: akukho okungahlanzwa, njalo ngonyaka ugogo wemilenze. Amabhasi e-Theory Go time ngemizuzu eyi-10, eqinisweni - njengasekhanda lizokwakha. Ezinkundleni zokudlala, umugqa ku-sandbox naku-swing, futhi bayoba mude kakhulu - izolo babona owesifazane okhulelwe enezingane ezinhlanu. Kusuka ezitolo ze-Pyaterochka kanye nezindawo zokuwela: Ungathenga okuthile okuhle, kepha ikakhulukazi uHellish Hell yeMali, konke esikuthandayo. Yebo, esikoleni somculo wegceke, banamakhonsathi ngamaSonto kusuka ngo-9 ekuseni. Ihlobo emgwaqweni. Polyclinic? Ukuhogela!