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Upspicorn
I-Aquarius
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi kufanele zifunwe lapho, lapho kuxoxiswa khona okuningi kanye nebhizinisi elincane, okungukuthi, ku-yoga, ama-pilates nabanye abafana nabo. Kancane kancane phakamisa umlenze owodwa, ucabanga ngendlela uVenus edlula kanjani kulo mmemezeli we-Orion - yilokhu izinhlanzi zazi, azi ukuthi kanjani futhi uzijwayeze ngaphandle kwabafundisi namakhadi eklabhu yokuqina. Kepha izinhlanzi zingabeka umgomo, ngokwesibonelo, ukuze wehlise isisindo, bese ngeke ziyeke i-hangover, ukushisa, i-meteorite ... Ngamafuphi, izinhlanzi, ezibhekane nenhloso, yi-capricorn. Ngokuchitshiyelwa emabhulukweni ngama-asterisks.
Ama-aries
Okokuqala, ama-Aries kumele anqume ukuya kwezemidlalo. Ngenxa yokuthi ushisa kuze kube phakade, amahhashi azogxuma futhi angaze afike kuze kube yilapho iGuerni, ngokweqiniso. Kepha noma enqume, angashintsha kalula futhi kalula imiqondo yabo. Amacala amaningi, amacala amaningi! I-Dostoevsky, ngendlela, ayidingekile! Futhi wena ngohlobo oluthile lwe-biceps taldychit!
isitho
UTaurus ubamba iqhaza kwezemidlalo kahle nangokuzidela - ukukhuthazela ngokwawo kuyazizwa. Ilungele lokhu ngomuzwa, akin nalokhu: imishini ephelele, ama-protein cocktails, imodeli yokugcina yenduku namagilavu amahle. Noma kuza ukubhukuda nje echibini. Kungazelelwe kunenduku? Futhi unayo!
Amawele
Ama-akhawunti we-Gemini ngaphandle kokulula, ngoba awakwazi ukukhetha nganoma iyiphi indlela, njengoba kwenzeka ngezemidlalo ukwenza ngaphezu kwakho konke. Ngakho-ke, namuhla bahlala esimweni se-lotus, kusasa kukhona i-boxing pearl, futhi ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa, ukunwebeka izivivinyo, ukuphupha ngokuzivocavoca. Okwamanje, bahleli nge-twine, basungula uhlobo olusha lobuciko bempi besebenzisa impumelelo yakamuva yesayensi nobuchwepheshe, kunjalo. Ngaphandle kwalokho kuyamangaza!
Umdlavuza
Okokuqala, umdlavuza uzoba nesifundo esigcwele ebudlelwaneni be-BMI eyakho nge-Heart Rhythm nezindlela zesayensi zizobala umdlalo ofanele kakhulu. Ngemuva kwalokho, kuzokwenza uhlu lwamakilabhu okuqina, awathandayo, lapho aphuma khona ngokucophelela. Futhi-ke, ukunciphisa uhlu kumagama abhalwe phansi kuzokuqonda kahle lokho, uNafig wakhe lo mdlalo. Ungase futhi usekhaya. Nenduku eTaurus ebuza. Kungenzeka.
ibhubesi
Ngendlela ibhubesi lihlanganyela ngayo kwezemidlalo, wonke umuntu uyazi, kubandakanya nabazali bakhe, omakhelwane ezweni kanye nonobhala lapho bemukela. Ngoba ibhubesi lenza i-selfie eyikhulu ngomzuzwana, ibeka imiphumela yokuqeqeshwa kuwo wonke amanethiwekhi omphakathi futhi ishicilela njalo i-eseyi yendatshana yayo ngesihloko esithi "Ngine-cube esiswini sami, futhi uzuze ini?" Izithombe ezenziwe ngaphambili, phakathi nangemva kwamakilasi.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
I-Virgo yesaba kakhulu ukuba yindala futhi iduke, ngakho-ke iyanyakazisa i-bitsuhu, imbongolo kanye nabezindaba ngokuphikelela kokubona okuyindilinga. Futhi ungalethi iNkosi ukuba imphazamise kulezi zifundo - izongqongqoza ikhanda liye esihogweni futhi ngeke ibone. Ngemuva kwalokho, agwinye amanzi amaminerali angenagesi futhi aqhubeke nokugijima: I-Cardio ayikhanyiswanga okwamanje, kepha manje ungagijima ngokukhululeka cabanga ngokukhululeka kwazo zonke izinto.
Isobho
Izikali zibheke ejimini sengathi zisanda kubuya kusuka ekwethulweni kwe-podium emfashini yomugqa wezemidlalo we-haute Couture, noma ngabe izithukuthuku zesikhombisa zisanda kubashiya. Yini imfihlo ye-charm yabo ye-inhlukume yesayensi ayikaziwa, kepha siyazi ukuthi kuhlale kungenzeka ukubheka izinto ezintathu: umlilo, amanzi nokuthi isikali senza ukufudumala.
Scorpio
I-ScorPio ibandakanyeka kwezemidlalo kuphela uma kunento yokuyenga eduzane, endaweni ongayidubula ngayo ngamehlo ami, dlala nomsipha omatasatasa futhi ubhekane nezicelo zokuthumela iVenoo yalelo Dumbbell encane. Uma kungasebenzi, i-scorpio iyaphinda konke okufanayo, igqokwa kuphela ezitolo ezincane futhi uthayi kakhulu. Imvamisa isebenza.
Sagittarius
USagittarius wahlanganyela kwezemidlalo njengesitobha sangempela - ngibona umgomo, angiboni izithiyo. Lo ngumuntu onqabile okwaziyo ukukwenza ekhaya, oqondiswa yi-roller nge-YouTube futhi engaphazanyiswa yi-pee, itiye kanye nesizini entsha "imidlalo yezihlalo zobukhosi". Kulaba, ngendlela, abaqeqeshi abahle kakhulu bokuqina