Ngubani omunye ongabiwanga ku-Facebook ngezithombe zawo kusuka kuma-1990s? Ngiyabonga, sesivele saba nomphumela owesabekayo walezi zingqondo, ama-sweeter, izinhloso ezinokhahlo kanye nama jackets anamabele amabili esitokisini esisemuva kohambo lokuqala lwe-exotic. Kepha lokhu akulutho uma kuqhathaniswa nokuthi izingane zethu zizohleka kanjani futhi zimbi, zicabangele izithombe zethu ezindaweni eziyishumi ezikude nge-flashmob ethile yesikhathi esizayo.
Kwakunokudla okuncane, inzalo izonquma. Shono konke ukudonsa kwe-burger ye-burger kwadingeka ukuthi kuthathe isithombe: ngoba okwamanje akukaziwa ukuthi kuzokwenzeka nini.
Ezimweni zokuntuleka, konke kwaxoshwa futhi kwakhathele futhi kwamisa ama-t-shirts amadala ngosayizi abangu-4 ngaphezulu. Ama-T-shirts athengise izinhlobo ezimbili kuphela - ngekati kanye nenkulumo esebenzayo yomphakathi. Imingcele ibisenqaba, akukho ukungeniswa kwe-Alpha Centaution. Abampofu bahlala, yini lapho.
Umakoma, abantu babanjwa nezinyosi ezihlakazekile, ngakho-ke uhhafu wezindebe ezikhuphuzwe ngaphambi kosayizi we-cheburek.
Eminyakeni eyishumi enzima, abantu bebengavunyelwe ukuthi bathweswe izithombe ngomthetho wabo waseDraconia, ngoba ukuxoshwa okuxoshwa kakhulu bekufihliwe ezindlini zangasese futhi kusasusa ngesibindi ukuboniswa kwazo esibukweni. Futhi ubani owayengenayo indlu yangasese - ecashile kwamanye amakhabethe esibukweni ayinqaba, okubonakala sengathi aya emayini mpo. Besingaqondi okuthile okwakukhona.
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Kepha bhekani noma kunjalo kuhle. Isithombe sedijithali esifudumele, akukho sipelingi se-3D se-3D, sadubula ku-iphone yesithupha, eh, nostalgia - bazothi bakhulile, izingane ezimbi. Amakoloni abucayi kakhulu azobuya azobuya: lonke leli flashmob elingokomlando liwubufakazi obucacile bokwenza uzungu lwe-reptiloid bezama ukusikhuthaza ukuthi kwakukhona okuhle okweshumi! Abantu bebengabi kahle ezingilazini nasemabhulukweni anjalo! Ungakholelwa emhlabeni. Emuva, ngicabanga ukuthi, kudaleke, kukhanyezele amandla adonsela phansi amabi. Ungalindi.