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Lokhu kunjalo: kulula ukuphula!
Ngakho-ke imodeli. Kusinda kakhulu. Kuthathwe izithombe kusuka ebhulohweni, idivaysi yangena ezandleni yawela emfuleni.
Ukungabi nalukubi kubucayi kungani umenzi engazange athathe indawo ?! (Lapha - approx. Ed.)
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Kwezinzuzo: Ukwethenjwa (akukho nje okuzophuka), kuhle ukubamba esandleni sakho bese ukhuphuka ekhanda.
Ifoni enhle yokubuka konke okuhle.
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Umshini wokuwasha wasebenza cishe iminyaka eyi-8. Wakhulisa izingane ezimbili kusuka ku-diaper.
Skrew, waphakamisa ithikithi lokuphila.
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Indlela enhle ye-Indelique ngisho kuma-curve ezandla zabafundi bami esikoleni. Manje sengizifuna ekhaya.
Imodeli "yezandla ezigobile" yafunwa izigaba ezahlukahlukene zabasebenzisi.
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Uthenge ngo-1999. Imodeli enhle kakhulu, okuyi-cumbersome encane, kepha khona-ke isikhathi sasinguLhi, hhayi ngaphambi kokukhetha lapho bethenge!
Uthenge? Isikhathi kwakunguLyhah ...
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Imoto enhle, isula ihlanzekile, ize iphule, yize sigeza ngosuku nakho konke kusuka kwilineni elincanyana kuya emabhuthini namabhuzu, kepha kungaqhathaniswa lutho.
Amabhuzu asusa kumshini wokubhala, abantu ababi. Siyethemba hhayi ngelineni elincanyana ngasikhathi sinye.
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Izinsuku zokuqala "ezihlangene", zibheka lona bezimangaliso egumbini lami lokugezela, bese bezama ukugeza. Futhi manje, ngemuva kwenyanga cishe, inkinga enkulu ukuthola okungenani okuthile okungcolile.
Futhi manje sekuphelile ukusula futhi kuqale kahle.
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Sawubona ntambama, ngicela ungitshele ukuthi ivulwa kanjani? Iyiphi inkinobho ethi "Misa" Yisho Imiyalo? Ikuphi le nkinobho?
Yimiphi imiyalo ngokuvamile, uma kungenjalo ngenkinobho ethi "STOP", okuvuthayo ?!
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Le mafon yafuna ukuphonsa omakhelwane futhi yangiyisa kimi ngiyithathe ukuthi ngiye ekuhambeni ukuthi ngiye kuma-disk ukuthola ukuphuma kwaSaba, futhi, kudlala.
Ukubuyekezwa kweChoto, mfowethu, ngiyabonga.
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I-MFP enhle kakhulu yendlu lapho ama-Arkronict ahlala khona. Ngisekhona.
Ngakho-ke okuhle kakhulu? Ngokwesikimu se-Micero-Bikitzer?
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Uma unokungahloniphi umuntu ongakwazi ukuthenga ikilasi le-premium, akufanele uhlise ubuthi. Gibela ama-vases, yidla umvimba obilisiwe bese ucima amabhokisi e-poplar.
Okomzuzu: Lokhu kuhanjiswa ngokhahlo kwamaNichelabs - kusuka kwimpendulo mayelana ... Juicer.
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Mayelana nokudla: ukuhlafuna okungcono
Yini engiyishoyo i-mauku mayelana nokuhlafuna insini ye-atax, angazi nokuthi yini ongayisho. Ukuhlafuna insini njengokuhlafuna ukunambitheka okumnandi kwe-gum, nge-sitrobheli ukunambitheka. Ipholile ungazithoba phansi i-bubble yomoya. Futhi lapho i-gum yokuhlafuna iseqhuma, bonke ubuso bunamathele namantombazane lapho beqabulana. HowRock epholile nge-sitrobheli ukunambitheka.
Kungani amantombazane exhumana naye? Lapho ehlafuna futhi eqabula, akahambi!
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Vitamin ngokunambitheka kwama-raspberries - kubuhlungu - kwakumele ngiye kubaba.
Leyo yimpendulo yombuzo wezingane "othanda kakhulu." Ngokusobala hhayi ubaba.
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Ngokungafani nosawoti ojwayelekile, iqukethe cishe lonke ithebula likaMendeleev futhi litholwa kalula ngumzimba womuntu.
Ne-thorium, ne-plutonium, ne-radium? ..
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Ngizame ukuphenya kwamahhala kwamajikijolo u-Godji, ngesizathu esithile ebusuku. Angazi - Mhlawumbe lokhu kuyingozi, kepha ebusuku ngizwe imifudlana eyinqaba yamandla emzimbeni wonke, khona-ke yalala futhi ngaphupha ngamaphupho aqhakazile angajwayelekile. Ngokusobala ngiyoyala uhlobo oluphelele lwalawa amajikijolo.
O, sifuna nohlobo oluphelele lwamajikijolo nezintambo ezingajwayelekile.
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Izwe elihlukahlukene lezilwane ekupakisheni amakhukhi limelelwa izinhlobo eziyisishiyagalombili: i-hare, ihhashi, ingulube, izimvu, isikhova, iqhude, ikati nezinhlanzi. Ngeshwa, kanye nezilwane zonke, izingxenye ezahlukahlukene zomzimba kanye nabanikazi bazo ziye zaphuma lapho kufakwa khona. Isibonelo, isikhova ngaphandle kwamaphiko saba sifana nevemvane larch ngaphambi kokuba ashaye.
Ngakho-ke izinhlobonhlobo zezwe lezilwane zihluka kakhulu!
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Hhayi-ke, ungalethi kithi kuleli zwe amasoseji engiwathandayo, kwadingeka athathe lezi. Futhi kufanele ngenzeni? Hlala ulambile? Esinye isitolo esiseduze kakhulu esisemakhilomitha ayisikhombisa. Ungayi lapho ngezinyawo, uma sengivele ngaphuza ubhiya futhi angikwazi ukuhamba ngqo. Waguqula umlilo waya esitolo, yebo kwakukhona ukugula nge-Saleskazi entsha. Ukungasho ukuthi ubuhle obuhle, kepha abasha bahlala bethakazelisa ngokwengeziwe kwabangaphambilini. Wakhuluma kanjalo. Futhi wabuyela kimi - umlilo udalile isikhathi eside. Ncibilikisa kabusha. Ngemuva kwesigamu sehora, konke kwase kumi ngomumo. Ngokwesine kuphela okuqala ukukhombisa, nokuthi ngabe banambitha ngokwanele ukubathenga futhi? Ngabuya ekotishi futhi ngakhombisa isithombe sikankosikazi wami - wagibela i-spout yakhe wafulathela. Ngokuzayo ngizokusondla ekotishi lapho kungekho ukukhetha. Sizobona, okuzothatha okuzothatha ...
Mayelana ne-Salesman liphefumulelwe ngaphezu kwamasoseji. Unkosikazi wesithombe akazange abonise?
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Abafowethu Abancane: Ku-Filler Cat othandweni
Ithoyizi elihle. Kuphele isikhathi eside. Uthenge eYurophu kulo mbukiso. Isikhathi eside gnaw.
Uthenge futhi wathenga. Wacabanga kakhulu.
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Uthenge amakhola anhlobonhlobo ngokuqondile ukwazi ukuthi ukuphi. Akekho umuntu ongenandaba owedlule. Thina nezinja esizibani, kanye nokuhamba kwe-disco. Uma kuphela ukubona ebumnyameni, lapho inja, futhi ngakho-ke mababize njengoba befuna.
Yebo, igama okungenani imbiza eLanterns!
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Hlela ngombono wami iphuzu elihle lezinja! Ukuphela kokususa kwesinye isikhathi kunezimpondo kunuka kakhulu ngokwanele, kubonakala sengathi zibona okufanayo, futhi eyodwa iphunga kakhulu ... uphondo :)
Umphumela Ongenakuphikwa!
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Hhayi nsuku zonke ohlangana ne-squirrel enhle enjalo!
Kepha uma ngihlangane - zagrozy.
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(Mayelana nama-dumbbells ngokupheka.) Kuyimi, yebo yebo ngiyayithanda! * kwesokunxele ukuphonsa *
Bathenge bodwa futhi bathenga, abanye bathenga futhi baphonse. Wenzani izinja?
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UMonia uyindoda endala elimazayo, akayi e-push. Ungena emgqonyeni we-filler; Ku-Filler Cat othandweni!
Ngiyimbongi, ngikubiza nge-vasya, kimi i-filler.
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Impilo: I-Bald Mats and Living Pajamas
Kubhaliwe ukuthi lapho ama-Steel angcoliswe grey, khona-ke udinga ukulahla futhi uthathe omunye umbhangqwana, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi umenzi ubhala ngokukhethekile kangangokuba uthengile kaningi kakhulu.
Yebo, yebo, inhlanzeko - ye-absebikov.
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Ama-pajamas ngaphambi kokuba abaphilayo baphenduke ukuthi wayesevele ekhathele, kepha ufana nomusha.
Uyayiphonsa, futhi ubuyela ...
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Ama-bath mat amnandi, kepha muhle.
Incazelo ibukeka sengathi - izinhlobo ze-sphinx!
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Onke amatshe agcinwa ezintweni ezingajwayelekile. Bengimbiza nge-terry foam.
Igama elisha kwisayensi yezinto ezibonakalayo.
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Isithende sahlukana ngosuku lwesibili, nangomthungo kukhona iminonjana, futhi kancane kancane. Yize kungenzeka ukuthatha izinhlobonhlobo zesizini.
Futhi konke okunye, marquise omuhle ...
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Into ecasulayo kunazo zonke ukuthi isithombe asishukumisi sibonakala sikhulu, kepha ngikhulu.
Nakanjani impela.
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White esikhundleni esimnyama ... engingakusho kukho ... kuthathwe. I-Aliexpress engenamkhawulo. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye, mina, njenge-shopaholic, ngiqhubeka noku-oda futhi ngiqhubeke noku-oda okuthile lapho ngethemba lokuthi ngolunye usuku nganginenhlanhla futhi ngokuzumayo enye enye ukuthenga okuphumelelayo.
Amagundane akhala, aphuka, kepha aqhubeka noku-oda ...
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Ilebula ithi isexwayiso esibeka ukuhlanganiswa, ungazami ukuhamba kuyo. Hhayi-ke, ngazama ukuthi: D wabona ukuthi kwakukhululeka kakhulu ama-slipper futhi ngifuna okuningi.
Yiziphi izexwayiso ezizovimba ukuphikelela okunjalo?
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I-Durslak ebomvu enhle ebomvu, futhi ingengeza lutho ongangeza.
Kepha lolu lwazi alukwazanga ukwabiwa!
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Ukuthwebula ibhande, ngacabanga isikhathi eside ukuthi ngibopha kanjani. Kwenzeka. Wabe esecabanga isikhathi eside, ukuthi ungamuthali kanjani uNemutton - futhi ayinandlela! Ngemuva kwengxenye iso, ukuhlukunyezwa kwabizwa ngokuthi umyeni wakhe ngePasakeni. Kamuva, umyeni walungisa, konke kwakuzalwa. Ngithenge ngokulondolozwa isethi yesibili. U-Anecdote waphuma naye. Intombi icelwe ukusiza ukuthatha isihlobo esidala esibhedlela. Ngiya e-hobbies, ngadidanisa ibhande elidala elisusiwe ngathenga entsha. Ngokwemvelo, lapho ufika endaweni yangithatha othile engizovakashela futhi kukhona okuthile ukuze anzip ... Maye. Noma umyeni noma pazatiy. Futhi udinga ukugijima ezitezi, gcwalisa iphepha ... Ngikwenzile kulo lonke nengxenye, ngaphinde ngabheka umuntu. Imizamo yami yokuphelelwa yithemba yokubhekana nenqaba ayizange ihole kunoma yini. Uphaphathekile ngokwesaba, wasondela kudadewethu kwa-post kanti izwi eliqhaqhazelayo acele ukunginika ummese noma isikhafu ... futhi isibhedlela sasingokwengqondo! Ukubona ubuso bami, udadewethu wabona kungazelelwe ukuthi nami ngangiyisiguli esiyingozi futhi ngafinyelela ocingweni. Ngejubane elibi, ngandiza ngisuka ezitebhisini ngiphuthume ngasemgwaqweni. Ngemuva kwamahora amathathu ngindiza ekhaya, ngabamba ummese ... kodwa noma kunjalo nganquma ukushesha ngokushesha ibhande elilahliwe futhi ... yena uzalwa. Kusukela lapho, angikwazi ukubheka le articulat ngaphandle kokuhleka. Into eyingozi, yebo.
Uma ucabanga ukuthi ingane yentombazane ayikwazanga kangakanani "ukuya endaweni ethile", ibambe ngeValokordin.
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Ubuhle: I-Tampon ifudumeza umphefumulo
Ngivame ukungiqhathanisa nekati, ngakho-ke bekufanele ngithenge izindlebe zekati lami!
Logic - iron.
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UPlume wanika ugogo nomakhelwane. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ugogo akakuqondi, kepha agxeka isikhumba ngemuva kwemijovo esikhundleni sotshwala.
Kuyamangaza, kungani ugogo enganqumi?
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Ama-tampon afana nama-tampon, kodwa iqiniso lokuthi izingcezu zazo ezingama-80, zishisa umphefumulo, lesi yisitoko seminyaka yonke!
Ama-tampon anqoba umphefumulo ngesisindo.
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Ngayala umfutho ngelungiselelo lezimbali ... futhi kwafika uhlobo oluthile lwezinyawo zamathuna ...
Mhlawumbe inombolo ye-oda ithathe?
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Amacici anjalo abelokhu enjalo, bobabili abafazi ababathandayo eHarem. Futhi ngine-harem enkulu.
UGusara, athule!
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Kepha konke lokhu kwafakelwa kwalawa akubalulekile - umthamo wemizwa engingivakashele ngokufanelekile kubaluleke kakhulu.
Hhayi izingubo, kepha psychodrama.
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Ngokuqondene nomphumela, kusenzima ukusho, ngoba kufanele kudlule isikhathi, futhi ezungeze imibimbi yeso kubonakala kuphela lapho ngimamatheka kanzima, kepha nginesihlakala esisodwa esilinganiselwe phakathi kwezindebe zami nesihlathi, kuphela ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngoba Ngimamatheka ngesizathu esithile ngakolunye uhlangothi, njengokungathi ngakwesobunxele sobuso besicubu, imisipha iyahamba, mhlawumbe ihlotshaniswa nobuchopho obuhlukile bengqondo, kuyaziwa ukuthi umuntu unezingxenye ezi-2 zomzimba wakhe: kwesobunxele nakwesokudla okuhlukile.
Ukubuka kokugcina kuvame ukubaluleke kakhulu.
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Kumaminithi: iphunga alikho kakhulu, azikho izithambiso zokufakelwa kulo futhi uyahogela, njengoba umyeni wami eqaphela - ithawula elingcolile. Kuliqiniso, kuze kube yilapho umyeni ethi, angizange ngithole nokunaka. Futhi-ke wakhala ngandlela thile, wahamba futhi yonke into yabuza ukuthi iyini ukunuka, kodwa kwavela ukuthi kwakukhona ukhilimu ebusweni bakhe.
Futhi intokazi ayibonanga ...
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Ngilithandile i-shampoo, ikhanda lami linyamalala, kepha ngingasho lokho ngalesi seminyuri, kufanele usebenzise umoya womoya ...
Schamper ngaphandle kwesimo somoya - imali yomoya.
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Intambo yezinyo engamamitha angama-50 nge-xylitol, ama-lever emifino ayi-100%. Ngiyazibuza ukuthi azikho yini imithamo yemifino, angikwazi ukucabanga ukuthi injani!
Futhi manje ngokunambitheka kwe-bacon.
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Futhi mayelana nomkhiqizo oyingqayizivele
Kulabo abangazi, le yincwadi yesibili kaJehova ngemuva kweTestamente Elidala. Ngokubona kwami, kungcono kakhulu. Emisebenzini yakamuva yombhali, kunokuvuthwa. Kufanele ngikwazi ukuthi, kusenokuthile okufanele ngithuthukise. Icebo linengqondo, kepha akulona voltage eyanele, futhi akunzima ukuphinda le ndaba. Ngamthanda umlingiswa kaJesu, kepha ake sibheke iqiniso - indaba yomfelamfer 'sawo oMfel' ukholo sesisetshenzisiwe emisebenzini ngaphambili. Ngakho-ke, asikho isidingo sokuchitha ingxenye enkulu yale ncwadi kule ndoda.
Futhi ukuphela kunguhlobo oluthile lokubikezela!