Engxoxweni yanoma iyiphi indaba ngamaZakydons wesilisa kuyaqabukela, ubani okhumbula upapa wommangalelwa, kodwa esiqongweni sokuqala samazwana aphezulu aphezulu ngokuqinisekile azoba "mlf akhe kanjena." Ngakolunye uhlangothi, mhlawumbe kunesizathu. Sonke sibonile la madodana amamumuexic ocabanga ukuthi - futhi ukwabiwa kuzoba isikhathi, mhlawumbe kungumuntu! Yebo, basitshela amazulu, ngafuna ukubona umuntu ohloniphekile - khulisa umuntu ohloniphekile!
Awekho amathoyizi abafana namathoyizi amantombazane!
Kunamathoyizi athakazelisa ingane, naleyo ayithandi noma engafani nakancane. Amantombazane, lapho uzothola khona owesilisa, ukugawulwa okuthosiwe okuthosiwe, ukugawulwa kalula ngemifino enzima, uma zonke izifiso zakhe zihlaselwa amathayi e-Ikea? Lapho abashiselayo bekhanyisa khona futhi i-microwave iyavuleka, kanye namapani anjalo chic ... wathenga esinye isibhamu. Kulungile, ngizobulala umuntu.
Kuyacaca ukuthi awudingi ukuwela emuva emuva bese ulenga umfana onamakhithi epinki. Vele ukhohlwe bonke bakhohlwe umbono wokuthi amathoyizi ancike phansi - lokhu akuyona i-hemophilia, ekugcineni. Awungeke ukhathazeke ngokuthi umfana uzokhula ngokungazi - ngaphandle kwethu kuzoba nogogo, uthisha engadini nomuntu ofunda naye ofunda naye ozoletha ukuthi isethi yekhekhe lamakhemikhali akwanele. Kepha uma indlu yomuntu ijwayele ukuzwa ngalokho okufanele kudlalwe kuyo, kodwa mayelana nokuthi kuthakazelisa kanjani ukusebenzisa izinto - ukuyithatha ngokwethuka ngeke kube lula.
Yini amathoyizi lapho. Komunye umngani wami, manje sekucishe kube ngamamitha amabili, insizwa egumbini lokugqoka lesikole samabanga aphansi ligoqekile ngezimangalo, ezisePantyhose, futhi ngenxa yalokho hhayi umfana. Lo mfo wamangala kangangokuba waqala ucwaningo nocwaningo, wathola ukuthi ubani omunye, ngaphandle kokuthakazelisa, uPisyun ovela ePantyhose udwetshwe ... futhi wangcwaba isihloko sokwesaba okungalungile okushisayo.
Nokho omunye umfana, nokho, eminyakeni eminingi esemncane, ngobumnene wafaka unodoli entombini, echaza ukuthi izingane kufanele ziphile futhi zihambe nobaba. "Omkhulu" abathathu, isikhathi eside bancintisana kulowo abalingana kangcono "nomzukulu" onke, futhi lapho lezi zingane zithuthela eqenjini elidala futhi zibuya ndawonye kuma-dinosaurs, le ntombazane entsha yayivuke kakhulu, kodwa nge-fowry enkulu.
Amadoda akhala
Futhi ukukhwehlela futhi poke. Nezinye izindaba eziningi zemvelo ngokomzimba zenza. Omunye umbuzo ukuthi ukukhala, i-cachat kanye nokukhwehlela kwakhulisa abantu abazanga esixukwini sezindawo ezitholakalayo. Izinyembezi ziwukusabela komuntu okujwayelekile ngokuphelele ekukhungathekeni, ukuthuka nangobuhlungu bomzimba. Futhi umama, ophola ukuthi asebekhulile bakhe iminyaka emithathu ekhala lapho ebona ihhovisi lenqubo, kufanele acabange kakhulu lapho ebona iTiger eneminyaka emithathu, ethwelwe ngokuxhunyelelwa, eshaywa, eshaywa, i-mambling mama, ubaba kanye nogogo. Maye, ukungabikho kwezinyembezi kungenye yezimpawu eziphazamisa kakhulu ekuthuthukisweni kwengqondo kwengane. Futhi lapho i-autimbist encane ikhala okokuqala ngaphezulu kweBambi, kukhona iholide endlini, yebo.Omunye umbuzo yindlela okufanele usabele ngayo izinyembezi zabantu. Okubi kakhulu kubo bonke - ukuqinisekisa. Ukube sinikezwe uswidi ebuntwaneni ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho siyeka ... Uyasaba ukucabanga ukuthi ngabe kukhule. Kanjalo nezinyembezi. Ungaziqinise njengokuziphatha. I-Puck ethule ukuthula noma yimuphi umuntu onelungelo. Umama eziphetheni - uma ebuzwa ezingenisweni futhi uthole imvume. Futhi masinyane ayeke izinyembezi - ngani? Umuntu udinga ukuphila ubuhlungu bakhe, athathe, anqobe. Futhi uma uwela, kungaba yisithandwa sokuthi uzovele afunde ukwenqaba izinhlungu. Futhi i-Iron LimberJack elandelayo izokhula, esinawo ezweni ngakho-ke ngobuningi.
Awukho umsebenzi wesilisa nabesifazane. Kunomsebenzi ngeminyaka
Uma umfana engatshelwanga ngokuqondile ukuthi noma yimuphi umsebenzi wesikole ojwayelekile ungowesifazane, ngeke uze engqondweni. Ngoba nje akunangqondo. Lapho 'kwakuyindoda egingqa izinkuni, umkami uyamisa isitofu, izingane zigqoka izono "- Logic wawungu: Umsebenzi wansuku zonke phezu kwendlu wawusendlini uqobo, nangaphandle. Manje baphikisana nokuhlanza nokupheka okulengise eshalofini ngendlela exakile, kuyadingeka ukupheka njalo, futhi amashalofu anomakhelwane omkhulu kuphela onama-perforator nsuku zonke. Ngabe ufuna ukuyikhulisa?
Indoda yeminyaka emine ingakhipha izingubo zomshini esikhwameni. Kuyena, lokhu akulula - izicathulo ezingaphansi ziluhlaza futhi zisindayo; Kepha akayena kude kangaka ukuncika njengomama. Hlukanisa amasokisi abhangqikicwe futhi uwasebenzise kuma-atterins - lapha ukenzile izivivinyo ngokunakwa kanye nomoya omuhle. Abafana bahlolwe ngenhlama nofulawa ngaphandle kwenjabulo engaphansi kwamantombazane, futhi bageze ikhishi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi - yini efanayo naleyo. Ukuthunga futhi kudonswe kaningi ukuthi labo, kodwa okuhlangenwe nakho "okuchithwe - i-rebenger" ilulama kakhulu ngesimo sengqondo ngezinto. I-Nikolai NOSOV enkulu endabeni ethi "Patch" iveze lesi sihloko.
Kepha into ebaluleke kakhulu kumfana wakho, noma kunjalo, mhlawumbe akadingi ukusho ukuthi - indoda engapheka i-borsch ngokuzimela, ukuthunga umthungo ohleliwe bese ususa impilo ethokomele njengenkunzi ngendandatho ekhaleni. Yena uqobo ngamadevu.
Kunenye futhi indaba enkulu ngemiphumela yamadiski wobulili ezindabeni ezifuywayo. Omdala, namanje ukusuka "umtapo wamaphayona". Umlobi uYuri Sotnik, "URaykin Captaves." Ingafundwa cishe iminyaka enesishiyagalombili, futhi iyasiza futhi ukunginika ubaba noma ugogo uma ekhubeka ukuthi umfana asuse ukuze afunde zonke izinto zeBabi. Indaba ehlaba umxhwele kakhulu. Ngokuthathwa kwabathumbi, izinsongo kanye ne-blackmail.
Ayikho imithetho ehlukile yokuziphatha namantombazane nabafana!
Kune-Ethics evamile eqondakalayo. 1. Ungabangeli okusobala ukuthi kubi kakhulu. 2. Ungabhalwa. 3. Musa ukungena nge-bay anikezele. 4. Ungayi lutho olungenalutho. Konke. Isibonelo, ingulube enesikhumba, ikhukhumeza phezu kwamagama edeskini elingaphambili ngaso leso sikhathi ngamaphuzu amabili, (okokuqala nokwesine). Futhi okokuqala, asizange sifundise amantombazane ukuthi ashaye amantombazane ahlala khona, "futhi eGrade yesithupha kutholakale ukuthi abafana basabuna engxenyeni yokwehla, nakuTheva, imilenze evela ezindlebeni nasezikhabelweni zobulili ezifuywayo Ukhule, futhi ofunda naye ophakathi nendawo afunda naye ethatha kalula i-armpit. Futhi ukulethwa akunakunikezwa - "Ushaya intombazane!"
Okuhlangenwe nakho kokungabi nabulungisa nokungabi nabulungisa, lapho zonke izingane zilingana, kepha ezinye izingane zinjalo - lokhu akulona iqiniso lokuthi udinga umuntu ophilayo wanoma yimuphi umuntu wobulili ngesikhathi sokwakhiwa komuntu. Ngakho-ke indlela enempilo enkulu yalolu daba ingatholakala esigabeni sezemidlalo sabanye i-Wu-Shu, lapho izingane zizodumaza khona hhayi phansi, kodwa ekukhuleni nasekukhuleni nasesindweni. Futhi ngaleso sikhathi eminyakeni elandelayo indodana yakho, isizwile engxoxweni "Kungenzeka yini ukuthi ushaye umkakhe," akumangali ukuthi: "Futhi uyini umfazi hhayi umuntu, noma yini?", Hhayi ukuthi alinganise okuhlukile banala mantombazane.
Ngendlela, elwa ngokujwayelekile - kucatshangelwa imithetho emine eshiwo ngenhla - noma ngabe. Uma wonke amaphuzu amane aqashelwa, akunakwenzeka ukuba alwele impi. Kepha lokhu, empeleni, namantombazane asebenza.
O, uzokutshela, uphathe amantombazane athi "futhi yini, abantu abathanda abantu" - kodwa kuthiwani nge-etignte, kodwa kuthiwani nge-flirt? I-Flirt, okujwayelekile, hhayi ingemuva elihlala njalo kubo bonke nawo wonke umuntu, futhi umdlalo ufakiwe bese ucisha umdlalo. Sekuyisikhathi sokutadisha kanye nomdlalo, kepha ukuphoqa umfana othandekayo nabo bonke abakwamantombazane balandelana njengezinto ezijwayelekile ... Mama, ingabe uzokhulisa indodana yami noma isizwe se-genmoy?
I-ETiQUETTE ngeke ibhekane nokujwayelekile kohlobo "nikeza umgwaqo kanye nendawo yokuhlala phansi kulabo abanzima." Uyini umehluko okudala, izinyonga, ukhulelwe ngokujulile, uma umuntu enzima, uyabonakala. Futhi umalume oshibhile oshibhile ngeke azijabulise, uma eseqalile ukunikela indawo esitimeleni ("ngukuthi, ngibukeka kabi kakhulu ???")
Abantu bethu abajwayelekile abakhule ebudlelwaneni obunjalo kwabazali, ngokuzithandela banikela ngamantombazane ajwayelekile ukusiza ngezimoto futhi kuthuthuke kahle. Kuyangijabulisa ukubamba iqhaza kubangane abahambisanayo; funda noma kwesinye isikhathi ukuphonsa izifundo zabo ukuze zisebenze futhi zibonise; I-Flirt namantombazane, futhi kwesinye isikhathi isivele ishada - futhi ngokuvamile yenza umbono wabafana abambethe kakhulu.
Futhi, ngendlela, - Umama amantombazane, khumbula - laba bafana bavame ukulungiswa kahle futhi bengasabi izingane.