"Futhi emfana nasenjabulweni kukhona amagremu angamakhulu amabili eziqhumane - noma ngisho nokukhosela!" Usuvele uyazi ukuthi le akuyona ingoma yamahlaya. Ukuthi lokhu okuphambene - ifomula enkulu kakhulu. Futhi yini ongayenza uma ukwakheka kwamakhemikhali kuphoqa nje ingelosi engenacala kulokhu kudingekile ngokuphelele ezenzweni zayo zokuthuthuka! Ngakho-ke, lungiselela, ihlobo aliphelanga okwamanje, ngakho-ke ingane yakho isazoba nesikhathi sokwenza okuthile kulolu hlu.
munye. Sika izimbali ezinhle kusuka ku-blouse yakho oyithandayo. Ukuze uqinise Mamule wakho owathandayo!
2. Vula ithangi lakho eliluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ngekati libe yisutu ye-GOTA, ethathwe yi-puncture.
3. Thola umlilo ngendlela yokuqala. Nakhu ku-Nifigashnya, kuyavela, kungalahleki, leli yikhono! Kungamadoda adala kuphela enxebeni lomkhankaso.
ezine. Zama ukukhulisa phansi isinyathelo, ngocwaningo olucwaningayo emehlweni luzobe lungekho emthundweni.
ezinhlanu. Anyamalale isigamu sosuku - nangemva kokugcina kwakho kwe-buckback, gxuma kuwe kusuka ngemuva kwakho (bakh-bach, ngidutshulwa! "
6. Khomba ngokuhlaselwa yisifo senhliziyo yakho. Futhi kuzoba nokuqeqeshwa ngokuxubha.
7. Nweba ulwazi lwakho ku-Zoology. Ngakho-ke wayazi ukuthi izinyawo zokugcina ze-mukloholiski ziphindwe kabili ubude bomzimba ?! Manje uyazi, ngesipiliyoni ...
eziyisishiyagalombili. Amajikijolo ahlanganisiwe. Indlela yokukhohlisa futhi enzima. Ezinsukwini ezimbalwa kamuva kuzoba: khona-ke izimbali zazi ...
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Dlala nge-barbik epulazini lembuzi kanye ne-blackmail kanye ne-streak ukumtholela isimbali se-georgin.
10. Lapho inja iqoqa ngesibindi futhi ekugcineni iyenqaba iqhaza lehhashi, kuzofanele lihambisane nendima ye-roller.
ishumi nanye. Nweba amakhono akho asevele abanzi. Kuvela ukuthi uphizi kwakuwukuqeqeshwa kuphela. Izinga elilandelayo liyi-bump.
12. Ukwenza umgodi olwanele enethini yomiyane ukuze kulungiswe ukuhlolwa ukusula i-veras enkulu kunakho.
13. Fihla ngempumelelo ifoni yakho epanini nge-compote.
ishumi nane. Ngokugcoba "Rails-Rail-Rails, Abalele - Abalele" Sebenzisa ukhilimu kusuka omiyane.
ishumi nanhlanu. Ukunyakaza okulula kukhulu kumuntu ongaphansi komhlaba.
ishumi nesithupha. Dubula i-TV entsha yamanzi i-TV. Yebo, uma amanzi!
17. Ngikhumbula iqhwa, ukwakha ama-drift asezingeni eliphakeme kusuka kwikhilogremu kafulawa. Kuzothatha i-rafinad - kuzoba khona ama-ice flaes.
ishumi nesishiyagalombili. Funda ukuvala indlu yangasese ngaphandle. Ubaba omkhulu futhi omubi kangakanani ucela intando!
ishumi nesishiyagalolunye. Bheka isambulela futhi kungazelelwe uqonde ukuthi le yi-parachute ene-otned ye-scout. Into esemqoka ukusheshe wasebenza ngokushesha ukuzivikela komoya ebusweni bakho.
amashumi amabili. I-ex yakho ebizayo ye-eye eye yamehlo ku-helikopta yakho yegolide engaphansi. Kuyamangaza kakhulu ukuthi iphiko lalingathathwanga. Induduzo eyodwa: Imibimbi enophephela emhlane ayisongeli.
21. Phezulu isichazamazwi sakho. Injabulo, uma okokuqala ukucacisa okushiwo yileli gama. Futhi uma zisebenza ngokushesha kumakhelwane?
22. Ngaleyo mizuzwana engama-22 owafika kuyo wagijimela ethoyilethi, kulula ukuthola i-hatchery, ama-skewers notshani be-lown.
23. Yeqa esihlabathini esahlulekile ukuminza echibini. Razdar abavubukuli besikhathi esizayo!
24. Splace umatilasi oshisayo ku-dodecahedra ecocekile.
25 Ukudla umgodi ngokuqwayiza kwamehlo.
26. Faka irekhodi elisha lokuphonsa ibhola endaweni engenakwenzeka ngokomzimba ngalo mqondo. Kungaba sengathi.
27. Asuse usofa wabangalungile. Umuntu ononembeza ohlanzekile kangaka ngeke uvuke amaphoyisa noma umlilo, noma um-Emercom. Futhi isifiso sokudla ibha ye-chocolate.
28. Dlala ngebhola enkundleni yezinwele nangendlela efanayo yokuyicisha i-collie ibe yinja enqunu ehamba ne-peruvia.
29. Uzokwethembisa ukuthi imizuzu emihlanu ngandlela thile buthule - futhi ukushayela.
amashumi amathathu. Uzozwa ukuthula okuthule: "Oh Mamazzy" - futhi uzoqonda ukuthi sekusekupheleni kwesikhathi. Makube ngumcamelo ogayiwe nje, upende oluhlanekezelwe kanye nepasipoti ependiwe!