Sake saba musha kwabasanda kufika. Sekwephuze kakhulu, i-nefle yabuza imibuzo noma, kunalokho, ayibuzanga ngokubaluleke kakhulu. Manje sesingakukhumbula ngokuhleka.
I-Newbie ibambezelekile
Emsebenzini wakho wokuqala, ngosuku lokuqala ngafika ngo-3 PM ngohlelo lomsebenzi oluvela ku-6 ekuseni.
Azikho amadoda
Bengiwusuku lokuqala egumbini lokusebenza (iminyaka eyi-17). Ngatshelwa ukuthi ngisuse i-valve kubhaluni le-oxygen, futhi ngangingenawo amandla anele. Abuze muntu: lonke iBrigade ezingutsheni eziyinyumba. Ngitsheliwe: Masigijime, sibheke indoda noma kunjalo, isikhathi siyeza! Ngisensipho, ngiqiniseka ukuthi kunesibindi somuntu ngenxa yami, indiza emnyango olandelayo (futhi kunelinye igumbi elisebenzayo) ngokukhala "ngidinga umuntu ngokuphuthumayo!" Futhi ngizwa ukuphendula: "Uxolo, sonke simila."
Izinhlanzi eziyingozi
Ngithole umsebenzi njengomhleli. Nganikwa ukuthi ngihlole i-athikili ngezinhlanzi, lapho kanye khona kanye futhi icala lahlangana negama elithi "Koi Carps". Bengingazi ukuthi ama-carps abizwa kanjalo, futhi nganquma ukuthi lawa ngamaphutha: archaagrism futhi aphuthelwe ukhefana. Ngokuhlangene ukuqondisa konke 'ukudweba, okuthi, "ngakho-ke, ngomqondo othile, umbhalo une-flopatila.
Ukuziphatha kwama-Amoral
Ngenkathi ngifunda eNyuvesi, ngineminyaka engu-18 ubudala, ngangisebenza ethekwini. Wasebenza njengomsizi welebhu endaweni yokushisa. Ngaxoshwa lapho ngesonto lomsebenzi. Wathi - Woza ngenyanga ukuthola umholo. Futhi ngani? Abadobi babuyiselwa ekhaya. Izinyanga eziyisithupha, izinhlanzi zibanjwe. Futhi ngizokwenza ukuhlaziya bese ngiye eStreet Sunbathing, ngiyisidina. Ngatshelwa: "Ukuze unganciphise umsebenzi wabaqoqi abasebenzi."
ISIBHENZO SOKUQHAWULA
Umsebenzi wami wokuqala ongaguquki ngumhumushi e-Embassy wahambisana nokulungiswa kwenkosi. Ngabhala lo msebenzi wesayensi, kubandakanya nomsebenzi. Futhi lapho umphathi abaluleke kakhulu ehhovisi lami ethokomele ngaphandle kwesixwayiso, futhi lapho etafuleni ngaphezulu kwemibhalo yezombuzane kukhona "imihlatshelo yegazi emibalabala emibalabala, nombhalo ohambelana kahle nesikrini sekhompyutha .
Pink geyser
Kuthunyelwe ehhovisi eliphakathi ne-Sber, lapho efunda ngonyaka wesihlanu. Indawo yokuqala ebucayi. Ekuseni, ipasipoti elahlekile ngaphambi kwengxoxo. Ngaphandle kwakhe, abavunyelwanga ehhovisi. Bengifuna ipasipoti yamahora amabili, ngathola, kodwa amahora amabili bengiphuze. Babesathatha umsebenzi. Ngosuku lokuqala lokusebenza, kwathathwa isidlo sakusihlwa - i-strawberry yogurt ebhodleleni. Kwakushisa, degrees amashumi amathathu. Lapho wonke umuntu ephuma eKhabhinethi, nganquma ukuphuza i-yogurt, ngitholwe, nasebhodleleni - umthombo woketshezi opinki. Comp, amadokhumenti ayimfihlo, izimpumputhe, uphahla - konke okuphunga ama-sitrobheli futhi kwakusezinhlangeni ezipinki. Ngokungalungile ngokwanele, abakaze bagxile. Kepha kwakunamahloni - ukwesaba kulula.
-Namandla
Kwazinza ebhizinisini elinembile lamanye amasiko ngamasiko, zonke ezinye izichitho, futhi ngesaba konke. Ngosuku lokuqala ngazithatha nge-trailer nge-Fish Bits, kwasemini. Ngiye etafuleni lenhlangano, ngifaka i-microwave ... futhi baqhuma! Ukwesaba kwabaphunyukile futhi kwathi angikho. Yebo, kwakungekho camcorder ngaleso sikhathi. Abaphathi babevutha: I-microwave yadilika, futhi inhlanzi yabolile, khona-ke isonto lalinuka kakhulu kuyo yonke i-AVEPSEY.
Ukugeza okubandayo
Umsebenzi wami wokuqala kwa-Israyeli ungumlindi endaweni yokudlela yaseChina. Ihlobo, ukushisa okungalungile. NgoLwesihlanu, kusihlwa, okunye okucindezela kakhulu, usuku lwami lokuqala emsebenzini. Abantu bobumnyama. Inyunyana iza, iyalela uSoda. Ngamletha, ngiyayivula, ngithulula engilazini, inhlangano eyodwa engakhathali, ingilazi liphenduka bese isiphuzo seqhwa sithenjiswa kuye ngqo emabhulukweni. Umalume ububula futhi uthi ngokuphelele ngokuzolile uthi: "Igeyimu ebandayo emlilweni yinhle, kepha kungani amaqanda?" Ngise-ayisikhombisa, ngigijimela emhlane futhi ngafika ezinkundeni zami cishe ngehora.
Kuhlelwe kabusha
Ishashalazi laqala imvunulo. Okokuqala, yonke imigqomo inezitebhisi futhi icasukile, ayithola ngayo i-vtuk - izingubo eziya ephaseji futhi bekufanele ngabe zingcolile futhi zimi.
Klwiklwiza
Ngomsebenzi wokuqala wesikhashana, eDeanate, uthole umsebenzi wokugcwalisa amathikithi abafundi ezifundweni ezintsha. UMethodistka, ngokusobala, wanquma ukuthi njengoba ngangiyintombazane ekhuthele ngengulube, khona-ke kufanele ngibe ngumbhalo wesandla njengendoda enhle kakhulu. Futhi angizange ngiqagele ukuthi ngithi ukuphela kwento ongayidumisa ukubhala kwami ngesandla - uyagonga. Angisenaso iso, futhi amagama awahlale ekhuphuka njalo ezintanjeni. Ngokuvamile, kwakudingeka ukubona abafundi lapho bembula amathikithi abo abafundi futhi bafunda i-doodle yami. Ngami, base bexwayisa wonke umuntu: "Lokhu akunakugcwalisa amaphepha asemthethweni!"
Izicucu zabasebenzi
E-Institute Kwakukhona umkhuba onjalo ovela kubaqashi - ukumema abafundi ngosuku lokuhlola, kubukeka sengathi bajwayelana nesiko lebhizinisi. Umsebenzi wawunesibindi - kuze kuhlwe. Kaningi mahhala. Nganikezwa ukugcwalisa izincwadi zokusebenzisa. Ngadideka kakhulu, futhi ngivela kumavolumu, futhi ngeqiniso lokuthi akekho umuntu ongaphendula imibuzo. Kwakudingeka enze amarekhodi okuthola, kepha bekumbalwa kakhulu izindawo zalokhu ngale ndlela. Ngakho-ke ngesinye isikhathi, esikhundleni se- "Winner of the ukuncintisana yabasebenzi abahle kakhulu," waqala ukubhala "ukuncintisana kwezigqila ezinhle kakhulu." Angicabangi ukuthi othile wabona okuthile.
Idizayini yakho - poop
Ngandlela thile ngafunda i-HTML ezingeni lomsebenzisi ukugqamisa ifonti nokunye. Izikhathi kwi-Intanethi zazingezincane, futhi ezijwayelekile zingincomela ukuthi ngijwayele indawo. Ngikhathazekile isikhathi eside, ngazama ukuthola ukuthi isizinda sihluke kanjani ekusingatheni, kanjani ukudweba ilogo egameni (angizange ngibe nemfundo yobuciko, noma umhleli wezobuciko), amakhasimende nawo athulule uwoyela emlilweni, Ukudinga ifonti elinsomi ngemuva kwe-orange yangemuva ... Ngokuvamile, ngangijabule lapho becabanga futhi beqasha omunye umuntu, amagama awahambisani. Futhi ujabule ngokwengeziwe lapho indawo enzima yokubhalwa kwami isuswa kwi-Intanethi.
Gcina umphathi
Ngemuva kokuthi isikhungo sisebenze efektri, eMnyangweni Wezazi, ngangikhona osemncane kakhulu. Sasinamakamelo amabili eMnyangweni. Eyodwa, encane, kwakungekho ukungena okuvela ephaseji, kuphela ukusuka egumbini elikhulu. Imvamisa ngishiya owokugcina lapho bonke abasebenzi besehlukaniswe isikhathi eside. Lapho sengikhohliwe ukubheka ukuthi ngabe kukhona yini noma ngubani egumbini elincane ... ngakusasa kwavela ukuthi ngikhiya induna lapho. Wayengumuntu onobuthakathaka futhi onenhlonipho, ngisho nami bengingazibiza - ngabiza omunye umsebenzi, wabuya cishe esitimeleni wasikhipha.
Thola inhloli
Ngithole umsebenzi njengemenenja enkampanini yezentengiselwano ngesihlobo eside. Ngosuku lokuqala ngafika ezingxoxweni nabalingani bakwelinye izwe. Kusihlwa, isihlobo sangibizela ngabuza futhi sangibuza ukuthi ngabe konke bekukuhle yini nokuthi ngithanda kanjani umsebenzi omusha. Ngijabule ngokuphelele, ngitshelwa ukuthi yonke into imangalisa kanjani nokuthi kujabulisa kanjani ukuxoxa nabantu bakwamanye amazwe. Ngosuku olulandelayo umphathi wami wahamba amafu amnyama. Izingxoxo zaziyimfihlo, futhi isihlobo sami sasebenza nabancintisana nabo.
Ngokumelene nokuhlekisa
Mina nomngane wami sasiyiJuncuras, futhi saya emathikithi mahhala ngohlobo oluthile lokuhlanganiswa kwe-pop, ukuze sabhala isihloko ngaye. Okomthwebuli wezithombe wayengumngane, futhi ngaqamba umbhalo usohambeni. Wenza amaHorisi Drobotenko. Intombi ekufuneni i-angle yakhasa, ukugoba, endaweni yesehlakalo. Wayeyintombazane ephakeme, emangalisa kancane, apendwe ngohlobo oluthile lombala ohlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Ngokuvamile, i-Drobotenko, ngephutha ukuphonsa ukubheka nje ngendlela yakhe, ayikwazanga ukuphazamisa. Ekuhambeni kwe-monologue, waphakamisa umlenze wakhe futhi wagibela imizuzwana embalwa. Futhi ngenxa yalokho, kungunyawo ngonyawo. Wamngenisa, wabe esethi uyaphinda wathi, njengoba kungaphazamisi, wehlisela umlenze waqhubeka nethuba lakhe elivela endaweni ehluke ngokuphelele: Ngikhohliwe amagama.
I-Corporate Terks
Ngasebenza kwelinye lamabhange, futhi kwakukhona ezinye izinto lapho eMnyangweni Wethu Wezomthetho. Ngandlela thile ngithumela incwadi eya kumphathi: "Lalelani, lesh, le nkampani yoMnyango Wezomthetho ngohlobo oluthile lwe-cormorant elimazayo." Ngemuva kwesikhashana, umphathi wami uyaphendula: "Yebo, ngiyazi, kodwa kungani ubhale kuye?" Ngokuvamile, ngakubhala ekhanda loMnyango Wezomthetho, futhi wakhetha okwami
Umsebenzi Wokuphupha
Ngangineminyaka engu-14, ngizinze ukuze ngiphume esitolo sezincwadi kuTverskaya ngemuva kokuvalwa. Kwakuwukuziqhenya kakhulu ukuthi ngokwakhe ukuthola umsebenzi, ngokoqobo isikhwama semali esilungiselelwe. Ngokuvamile, yandiza kude nabazali, ngoba ibuyele koyedwa ekuseni, futhi kusukela kumqashi, ngoba ngifunda ngaso sonke isikhathi. Waxoshwa ngesonto.
Okwesabekayo kwempahla
Ngabe sengisebenza njenge-courier (kanye nemenenja), futhi inkampani yathengiswa kubandakanya amakhemikhali. Ngathatha i-oda kusihlwa kule nkampani, ngafika ekhaya ukuletha iklayenti ekuseni kakhulu, elalisondele endlini yami kunehhovisi. Yebo, enye yamathini yageleza. Ngibeka amagilavu enjoloba ngaqala ukuhlanza uketshezi ekhaphethini ehholo, kwathi lapho amagilavu ezandleni zami aqala ukwehluka ngenxa yami! Ebhange kwakuyi-acid.
Sawubona kusukela esikhathini esedlule
Eminyakeni emisha engama-20 edlule ngisenalo i-boardboy ebhale ukubuyekezwa kwemidlalo yamaphephabhuku nge- "Toys Store." Ngandlela-thile kwafika esitolo, futhi nganginika ithoyizi elisha le-biofoorge futhi ngidlula ngesiNgisi ngamaqabunga amaqabunga aphrintiwe. Ngaletha le njabulo kumhleli wacela enye i-megabytes ye-RAM, ngoba wayenezidingo ezisezingeni eliphansi. "Fig." Hhayi-ke, ngahumusha la maqabunga ngangokunokwenzeka. Leli gumbi liphume, kwathi umagazini wawa ethukuthele ka-Asleep, "Lokho kwabhalwa yi-moron nge-bioforge, akunakwenzeka ukuhamba ngaphandle kwe-shit!" Sahleka futhi sikhohliwe. Eminyakeni embalwa kamuva, ekhompyutheni entsha, mina uqobo nganquma ukudlala i-bioforge. Ngifake, ngazama futhi ngabona ukuthi akukho lutho olungaqondakali. Ngathola umlando womagazini, ngathola indinyana, ngazama ukufunda futhi ngangisebenza isikhathi eside ngisebenza: "Hhayi, yeka impi ebhale yimpi yabhala le ndima !!!"
Ngiyacela!
Emsebenzini wami wokuqala, okokuqala empilweni yami kwangifonela ngegama nangesibalo se-pastonysic - ngocingo. Ngezwa igama - i-patronymitic, liphendule ukuthi alikho into enjalo lapha, lafaka ifoni futhi yabona kuphela ukuthi bangibiza kanjalo.
