Isenzo sokuzijabulisa. Ubani ozohlangana naye eNkantolo eNu New Year?

Onke la makhodi wokugqoka, i-glitter, imibiko kanye namaseva angaphakathi akusona isikhangiso, kungukuhlanzwa. Isihogo yi-New Year Corporate Party, futhi konke okunye kungukuphela kwento ethokozisayo yesibabule esinamafutha, ama-resin abilayo kanye ne-confetti enemibala eminingi. Ngakho-ke, kuMlingani Wezinkampani Nezinkampani ezintsha (hhayi kakhulu), le nkampani inengqondo ukuhamba njengoba kulandelwa. Ngomqondo othile sakunakekela, futhi angitshele ukuthi yini okufanele uhlangane nayo.

Loki.

Umqondisi wokudala noma nje ubuciko bokudala. Nguye owaqhamuka nama-pajama ahlanganayo. Futhi wena izigidi eziyizinkulungwane eziyikhulu zaqasha ingubo ye-merlin monsroe. Kanye ne-wig.

Amademoni

Ama-Devils adakiwe ozakwabo azama ukuwela kuwe echibini eliqashiwe, ngemuva kokugqoka okumhlophe kanye ne-wig merlin monsroe yezigidi eziyizinkulungwane eziyikhulu.

Sukkub

I-Young Praterner, mhlawumbe unobhala osemncane we-General General. Cishe phakathi kwamabili, wena (ngaphezu kwentando, vele uphuze iZwi elengeziwe, elithembekile) uzobandakanyeka ekutholeni ubulili ekhishini yangasese ... yini? Ungowesifazane? USukubu Spit.

Isiphepho

UCerber, inja, ubuqili. Ekuqaleni uzobamba umfazi owayephikelela wathela i-champagne. Bese kusaqhubeka ku-champagne. Futhi leli yiwayini. Futhi i-cocktail. Futhi-ke uveza amalungelo emphakathini wakho futhi ubusuku bonke buzothukuthela ngokuhlukumezeka kuwo wonke umuntu ozama ukuheha ukunakwa kwakho. I-Cerberus ingaba yiminyaka noma yimuphi unyaka futhi nanoma yimuphi ucansi - lena arewolf. Kungcono ukucasha nangomkhawulo wokubhoboza ngamunye umsulwa, ekuqaleni, uSisadmin Aspen epholile. Awubhekanga lutho - okholwayo, la ma-sysadmins.

I-Hektosheira

Njengomthetho, abasebenzi bezobuchwepheshe abanamathiselwe esifundazweni saseVarana baphenduka isiqhwaga esinamakhanda angamashumi ayisihlanu nesifo sohlangothi, esihamba kancane, kepha nakanjani sikuphishekela umgomo osobala ukwephula umkhawulo. Esikhundleni salokho, hhayi kanjalo. Ihamba ngaphandle kwenhloso esondweni lesoso sangasese, eqhutshwa yimithetho ye-cosmic yendawo yonke, kodwa esendleleni izokuphula ubambo. "Banobunzima, Hakatonheira" (c).

Idimoni

Imvamisa, lokhu kungukusebenza okuzama ukuhlala phansi. Yebo, noma nje uzakwabo (bonke bayasizonda, noma bengenamgomo ophakeme). Lesi sidalwa esincane sizofakwa ehlombe lakho futhi sizobe sengibe endlebeni yemibono ehlukahlukene egqamile, kubonakala ngathi: "Phuza intombi yeqhwa ngedola elinebhande, avumele ijazi loboya. Futhi manje ukuthula kwebhokisi, izicathulo zenyama yeqhwa, futhi wonke umuntu uyakubheka, bheka.

Mammon.

Imvamisa etholakala ngamaqembu. Imvamisa - kusuka kubalwa. Lezi zinto ezihahayo zikhohlakele engcupheni isikhathi eside njengoba zigcina isikhathi sokudla ngesikhathi se-yaropolk. Uma ushaya izono zakho kanye netafula elilodwa, izehlakalo zizothuthuka cishe kanjena: "Unyaka omusha ojabulisayo, othandekayo othandekayo ...", - uzosho, linda iso, lilindile Isiketi esivela ku-sternum, sikhumbule iMaslin namathambo amane amagilebhisi. "Choko isiphukuphuku?", "I-mammon eseduze izokucindezela ohlangothini," kushaywa abakhangisi, banezinsimbi. "

Umayini othize

Ehhovisi, uMoore angaba ngumuntu. Ekhaya, bangama-Frozendan abesifazane abadala (ukusuka ku-18 kuye ku-55) abanezinaliti zokugoba okungafani. Kuliqiniso, ihhovisi uMoiri azongena ezindizeni zabanye abantu, kepha kuphela izinhlanya, ngokuhlanganyela kakhulu "ukumphonsa, kepha ngiyashada." Ama-Corporates ayindawo eyintandokazi yokuzingela uMoir Moir, ngoba izisulu zabadakiwe, bejabule futhi abangazinzile. UMoira akaphuzi, akhethe umzuzu omuhle, futhi ngakusasa ekuseni uvuka egumbini lakhe lokulala elimnyama, wasongelwa ngemicu ye-metaphoric ukusuka ekhanda kuye kuzwane. Nge-SMS ephelele ye-SMS-KULUNGILE kusuka kozakwabo ngesihloko esithi: "UMkhandlu Nothando." UMoyra - Isizathu esibi kakhulu sokungaphuzi ku-Corporate. Noma weqise, impilo iyabiza kakhulu.

Uducifer

U-Archdoveve Demoni lucifer obhekele ukuqhosha. Okungukuthi, lokhu kuyinkomba. ULucifer unesiteshi sawo e-U-Tuba, futhi uphendula kabuhlungu ukwehla kwabakhona. Ngakho-ke, yena no grey akhe abathembekile kuma-apula we-iPhone nakanjani bazoba eduze kwakho kulowo mzuzu omubi lapho ugula kwi-ficus.

I-gorgon

Ngokuzikhethela ngowesifazane, kodwa ngokuqinisekile kusuka emnyangweni wokuthengisa. UGorgon uqobo unobuciko be-hypnosis, uma kungenjalo bebengeke bakwazi ukuthengisa i-garbnoy oyikhiqizayo. Iqembu elisha lezinhlangano ze-Gorgon - ithuba elihle lokukhombisa amakhono abo ngezimo zelebhu. Futhi manje, njengomvundla ominyene, iya ukubamba iqhaza kulo mncintiswano, lapho udinga khona ukukhipha iqanda eluhlaza kusuka ku-panta eyodwa yoMqondisi oMkhulu kuye komunye.

INkosana Yobumnyama

Lokhu, kunjalo, okujwayelekile. I-General One ebusweni obubili yinkosana yobumnyama nobuhlungu. Kokubili okunyanyekayo. Isikhulu sobumnyama sobumnyama sizolandelela ukuthi kunjalo ngqo kusuka endlini yangasese yesithandwa sakhe, siyanyakazisa iSukkuba. I-Drunk Morning izobheka ividiyo kusuka kumakhamera wokubhekwa futhi izothola ukuthi uwukuphela kokufakaza ukuthi wahola kanjani amaSukkuba avela ethoyilethi. Kanye - Sawubona, isitatimende ngokwakho, unyaka omusha.