Esonweni lomphakathi, indoda ekhishini ibiza amabili, ekuqaleni nje, ekuqaleni, i-thesis yomunye: "Amadoda angabapheki abahle kakhulu" kanye "monkey nge-grenade". Kepha ngubani owasho inkawu nge-grenade ayikwazi ukupheka?
Upspicorn
I-Capricorn Man, emcabangweni, ingahle ikwazi ekhishini ngaphandle kwemiphumela ekhethekile emibi yomthala, ukube ibingeyona eyakho "kodwa" ngesimo se-idiots ukubhala zokupheka kwi-Intanethi. "Amaqanda amabili" ayaqondakala. "Amagremu angamakhulu amabili kafulawa" - kulungile. Kepha yini, ngixolisa ngokuxakile: "Usawoti nezinongo ukunambitha"? Ukunambitha - malini? Likuphi indinganiso? Ngubani olinganise? Futhi lokhu nansi ukweqa umthetho kwenzeka eziphethweni eziyisishiyagalolunye kweziyishumi ezihlongozwayo. "Inhlama akufanele inamathele ezandleni" - Isikhombisi esihle kakhulu, iBravo, isitini, futhi, ngeke sinamathele ezandleni. Ngenxa yalokhu, i-capricorn ibuze iveze izitsha zayo, noma idutshulwa ibuza ukuthi isolwe ngoJulayi V. Kusuka kuFuleri Forum kanye ne-Life Credo: "Ngijaha iso."
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius yabesilisa ephezulu kakhulu ukuba inakekele. Ubhala inoveli futhi apheke pasta ngamasoseji. Ngoba kusuka ekudleni (kanye nowesifazane, kusukela empilweni, ngokuvamile), i-aquarius idinga eyodwa kuphela: kufanele kube lula, kuyaqondakala, kujwayelekile futhi kungangithintwa. Kodwa-ke, ngezikhathi ezithile, ukuqonda, ukuqonda kanye ne-Aquarius kunquma ukweluka iSolyanka. Ivula esiqandisini, ibukeka ingaphakathi isikhathi eside, ibubula, ipheka i-pasta ngamasoseji bese ibuyela enoveli. Ukube uAquarius uthi: "Ngenze uSushi," kungenzeka ngambozwa kakhulu eNori. Futhi-ke i-Aquarius ithola i-Nonelly ezincwadini, futhi, ngaphansi kokuqubuka, i-TV yaqhuma ephendula lo mbuzo: "Kungani wabiza inoveli yakho" pasta ngamasosethi "?", Ukumamatheka nokulwa ukuthi kwakuyisingathekiso esinjalo.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zesilisa zilungiselela akuvamile, njengoba zikhathazekile ukuthi akukho lutho oluzophuma, futhi lukhanyise futhi lumnandi kakhulu. Kepha uma izinhlanzi zesilisa zipheka ngokuzumayo, zinovalo olukhulu, nathi, zisusa izandla nezinkulumo no-anyanisi, okwenza ukuthi "zikhubeke, kepha zingashisi." Futhi lapho inqubo yokupheka iqala ukuphela, izinhlanzi ziphakamisa ngokuziqhenya i-chin futhi zilindele ngokudumazela ukuba zidumise. Cha, hhayi umfazi nje. Esontweni elilandelayo, umpheki omuhle kakhulu emhlabeni uzokhuluma noZavende, cishe, kanjena: "UMikhalych, manje uzokuthola isilayidi ku-invoice futhi, ngaye wahlelwa lapha , ubuyobe uhlakazekile, umkami wathokozela. " Unkosikazi wezinhlanzi - ama-smarts ngasikhathi sinye kufanele aqhakaze e-violet emnene futhi akhulise amehlo akhe emyeni wakhe - akunakwenzeka ukuba uChelek, ulandelela ngokucophelela ukusabela.
Ama-aries
Umuntu-umAri-Aries awulungi, kepha iqiniso nje lokuthi yena ehlebeza ekhanda ekhanda. Futhi uNkulunkulu wenqabe, kuzoba yiqhude lokudla okunempilo - le ndaba iyazi ukuthi umuntu-aries, okwazile ukupheka (epheke, charles), i-salmon steaks, ngoba - ukunakwa! - "Lusizo kakhulu." Futhi intaba yowesifazane ongafani nomqondo wokuthi umzimba uyithempeli lomphefumlo futhi kufanele ube muhle, ngakho-ke sidla amaprotheni ama-cocktail namuhla, isilimo esidliwayo esinamagatsha anamanzi kanye ne-compote evela kwalesi sitshalo. Kepha, inkazimulo kuMdali, okungenani ingxenye yama-Aries - gourmet noMabari, ngakho-ke balungiswa epanini lokuthosa nangebhotela.
Isitho
I-Male Taurus - ukudala okuqinile futhi kungafinyeleleki ngokuphelele. Isidalwa, esijikeleza i-matadors eshumi nambili ngokuphakanyiswa kwezimpondo ezibukhali, akesabi noma yiliphi i-carcinogens, noma i-GMO, noma i-cholesterol yokuthunga. I-Taurus yesilisa ilungiselela ngesilinganiso, ngethalente futhi ngentokozo yonke into enesisindo samakhalori angaphezu kwamakhulu amahlanu ukulunywa. Ngakho-ke, ubungozi obukhulu beTaurus akuyona eyakhe, kodwa kwabanye. Ngoba ungahlala ngesibindi ekudleni kwanoma yiziphi izinga le-savism. Ungaba okuluhlaza okotshani, imifino, i-yazennik noma i-allergic - konke kulahlekelwa yincazelo yayo lapho ume umuntu omkhulu, onomusa - u-Taurus ngobumnene uthi: "Hhayi-ke, uphikelela futhi ubhekene nengxabano ehlangene nezimpondo ezibukhali.
Amawele
Indoda yaseGemini Man ilungiselela njengoNkulunkulu, kepha kuphela "inkampani yabo" futhi ngamaholide kuphela. Ngalezo ezinye izinsuku, amadoda awele: a) ematasa; b) Wayevilapha. "Uhlobo lwakhe" endodeni lingaba ngumuntu (kusuka ekhekhe laseNapoleon, e-Rib-Aya evela eNew Zealand, lokhu kubalulekile, kepha ngokuqinisekile kwandiswa. Ukuze uhambe futhi ubuwula benqabela amadoda ama-buckwheat amawele amawele, Yebo, mhlawumbe, kepha azozibona uzithobe futhi ucasule. Ukupheka kufanele kube yisakramente, futhi umphumela ubophekile ukuklebhula ihlombe elibusayo, ngaphandle kwalokho amawele angadlali.
Umdlavuza
Imvamisa, umdlavuza onamahloni futhi ohlakaniphile ekhishini uzizwa inkosi yasentabeni. Unethalente lokuzalwa kweMichelin Cook, futhi angapheka noma yini, ukumona ngazo zonke izintombi zenduna yomdlavuza. Kulapha lapho ukubanjwa khona okuthe xaxa - umdlavuza kungenzeka ungabi yintombi. Ngoba umdlavuza akuwona nje unamahloni futhi enamahloni, nawo ahlakaniphile eParanoia. Futhi uyazi kahle ukuthi abesifazane bavame ukungena e-ruble, ukuphuma - abathathu. Ngakho-ke kulula ukufunda ukupheka. Futhi kuvela okumnandi ngokwengeziwe, lapho bekulinde isikhathi eside.
Ibhubesi
Ibhubesi lendoda liyakwazi ukupheka noma yisiphi isidlo. Noma yiziphi izilinganiso zobunzima kanye nanoma iyiphi ikhishi emhlabeni. Ukudla kwasemini kwabantu abangamashumi amabili? Azikho izinkinga! Dinner Trive? Yebo ngicela! Inqubo yokupheka ebhubesini ibukeka, kanjena: ibhubesi lihlala esihlalweni, liphonsa umlenze ngemuva komlenze futhi likhulume nocingo: "Sawubona, ingabe le ndawo yokudlela? Ngingathanda uku-oda". Kulezo zimo ezingavamile lapho ikusasa elibi lisaphonsa indoda yengonyama ekhishini, ingathola isibalo se-sausage futhi igcwalise iwayini esifundeni sokubhekana nalo. Kepha ukuhlanza izinhlanzi? Uxolo, ungangithinta kahle?
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Amadoda-Intombi anesethi ethile yezitsha: izitsha ezimbili esigabeni "sokuqala", ama-bokings, amasampula amathathu kanye ne-compote. Ingabe le nto i-VIRGO futhi ilungiselela kanye nokuphikelela kweSisif, okungenzeki ukudlula intaba - kungazelelwe akukho okupholile okunjalo? Mhlawumbe intombi ayisolwa ukuthi kusekhona uhlobo oluthile lwamazambane emhlabeni, ngaphandle kokuthi "Bilisa". Kepha, kungenzeka, kungenzeka ukuthi incekukazi enengqondo - intombazane enengqondo ayiboni okunengqondo ekuhlukaniseni ukudla, uma inketho yamanje isebenza kahle. Kungani sihlola izivivinyo ezimnandi nezinyembezi ezihlekisayo ekuseni?
Isobho
Lapho ulungiselela isikali sendoda, ungayidubula, ubeke i-U-Tuber futhi uvuse isigidi. Okokuqala, ikhambi eliyinhloko lenziwa: Pheka noma kahle? Ngemuva kwalokho ukwethuka kuyaqala - futhi kuyini ngempela ukupheka, ngoba konke kumnandi kakhulu! Ngokulandelayo kulandela uchungechunge lwama-oscillations phakathi okumnandi nokusiza. Lapho-ke, lapho kusebenza khona, isinqumo senziwa ngokuqhathaniswa nokuqukethwe kwesiqandisi, futhi konke kuqala kuqala. Inhlamvu yilokho, kungakhathalekile umphumela (ongase ube ngaphezu komzimba), isinqumo ngasinye esinqunyelwe siboniswa ebusweni bobuhlungu besikali - ubuhlungu be-hamlet ekwakhiweni kwe-smoktunovsky: Isaladi noma i-omele umbuzo Ngokufanelekile ukuthobeka ngaphansi kokushaywa kwe-Destiny Ile, kufanele kube nokumelana futhi wenze i-borscht?
Scorpio
I-Scorpio yabesilisa ilungiselela, ichithwe ngomphumela, ngoba ijabulela inqubo. I-Scorpions ihlelwe kangaka - bajabulela noma iyiphi inqubo. Futhi, kahle, yiguqule embukisweni, ngakho-ke abasizi ngokuzithandela bafiseleka kakhulu, bayizithameli. Lokhu kungumbono wabesifazane bakwaTompny Women Erotic: Ngingamanga amanga anjengalo futhi ngibheka umbono wokuqhuma okukhulu, futhi unqunu, kodwa e-apronan kuyinto emnandi. Uzoshaya kalula i-apron on budedee, aphendule impango yakhe engenalutho - futhi ngandlela-thile akukubaluli kangangokuba nguyena olungiselela.
Sagittarius
Ikhono linekhono elithi "Inkosi Emkhulu Yokupheka". Isidlo esisodwa. Akalungisi enye into, kepha ihhashi lakhe liyathengisa iTrorge, nge-PATOS futhi likhonza. Amakhosi amakhulu ayazi ukuthi ithalente alikwazi ukufafazwa, futhi lifinyelele ukuphelela kwangempela, udinga ukushaya unyaka owodwa iminyaka, noma yiliphi i-master Kung Fu ukukutshela. Ngakho-ke, izivakashi azibizwa ngokuthi "ziza kithi ziyodla isidlo sakusihlwa", futhi "woza kithi kuPilaf, Shuchpu, Khachapuri, i-Boot Cheese, udinga ukugcizelela." Futhi izivakashi zinjalo, ngomoya: "O-OH, ukuthi i-bouter efanayo noshizi, e-omnom, sesivele sabiza itekisi."
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