Kusukela isikhathi eside, ababhula ngezinkanyezi baqiniseka ukuthi izinkanyezi namaplanethi zithinta ngokuqondile impilo. Izithombe zokuhlela zingamandulo abantu, kepha hhayi kangako ukukhumbula lezo zikhathi, mhlawumbe kwakunjalo.
Namuhla, izinkanyezi namaplanethi ngokusobala ancintisana nabancintisana kungaba ama-megacities kanye nemikhiqizo efakiwe. Kepha yilokho izinkanyezi namaplanethi anomthelela ngqo futhi kuze kube namuhla - ngokuziphatha kwewadi yawo, wathatha i-ARZ.
Upspicorn
UCapricorn ulimaza ubumnandi nangokuhlamba, ngemuva kwezikhathi ngemuva kokubheka umzimba wakhe ngamandla. Cabanga, izilonda, iwayini elimnandi, futhi ngingu-boilers eyodwa yakho konke. Cabanga, infarction, enganeni iziqu, bhala phansi ngaphansi komthwalo wemfanelo wami. Yeka ukuphunyeka, nginamathikithi eGoa, nginikeze isikhwama se-cellophane ukuze udaka lube lungacwili, bese ulusuka. EMorunce? Futhi lapho kubanjwa kwe-Wi-Fi? Kulungile ke.
I-Aquarius
U-Aquarius uyagula futhi waphathwa ngolwazi. I-applatus yokuxilonga yakhelwe ekucushweni okuyisisekelo kwe-Aquarius, okungeke kube nephutha. Ngakho-ke, u-Aquarius uzithemba okungaphezu kodokotela ojwayelekile. Futhi endlini ka-Aquarius, njengomthetho, kunekhithi yosizo lokuqala, ukubona ukuthi usokhemisi ojwayelekile ulenga emmongi. Ngoba, ngaphezu kokusetha okujwayelekile "paracetamol, udaka futhi kusebenze ikhabhoni" e-Aquarius, kuhlale kumhlophe okukhethekile, kukhule emthambekeni oseningizimu, i-aspirin yesivuno eseningizimu.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zigula ngokufanele, njengasemobheni elihle kakhulu. Inhlanzi iyamthanda ukuthi agweme ikhanda lakhe azisole, ngakho-ke okuphezulu kuncipha kusuka kumakhaza ngezikhathi ezithile. I-Fish enolwazi iyakwazi ukubhala kabusha iTestamente noma nini lapho inkomba ephezulu yezobuchwepheshe iwela uphawu olubulalayo "37.2". Bese-ke, ukukhulula i-notarium, iguqula ikhanda layo libe nokulalelwa okuvela ekuhlaziyweni kweVisavi futhi lihlebe ngezwi elibuthakathaka: "Ungakhathazeki, ngiphonse, ngiphonse."
Ama-aries
Ama-Aries aphikelela aphikelela ukuthi ayiguli. Ugobe njengeKarabas Barabas? Trifles, allergies. Ukukhwehlela njengendlovu elimele? Udoti, ushaye. Amashumi amane? Kuyashisa lapha, vula iwindi. Ngakho-ke, abalingani abasondelene nozakwabo bamazwe bakufanelekeli izinkomba zezokwelapha futhi bafunde ngokucophelela izimpawu ezisolisayo - iWundlu enenkani futhi elinomthwalo wemhleli ngendiza yeBubuko.
Isitho
UTaurus uzokhuthazela kowokugcina, abekwe embhedeni, athi: "Konke, ngafa," ngisonga izandla esifubeni futhi ngivale amehlo. Futhi ayiphenduli ekuvuseleleni kwangaphandle. Kubukeka sengathi kuyesabisa impela, odokotela banikina amakhanda, futhi bavale, ngenxa yezizathu ezisobala, baqala ukwethuka. Awudingi ukwethuka, udinga ukwazi izimbungulu zohlelo lokungavikeleki emzimbeni: Uma isiguli singatsheli isiguli ukuthi ngeke akhokhele ikhefu lokugula, ukuthengiselana kuphula, amaklayenti ayasuswa, amaklayenti ayasuswa Lapho-ke ithole liphinda livuselele, kube sengathi inamanzi akhona.
Amawele
Amawele ayasazisa isifo sakhe. Kanye nanoma yisiphi isizathu, esifanele njengengxabano okufanele sithethelele ama-treco okuphila athi: "Angikwazi ukusebenza kulezo zimo!". Amakhono okuzalwa okusebenza kwamawele avumela ukuthi avule ukuklebhula engozini ", futhi unqume engozini", kanye ne-banal snat ungene ekunciphiseni "angikwazi ukuphefumula." Kungenza ithawula lesiguli lingabekezeleleki, kepha alwenzi. Ngoba ngosuku lwesibili, amawele avuna ikhala, futhi liyaphindisela.
Umdlavuza
Amakhansela - amasosha e-tin aqhubekayo. Ngomdlavuza zinezifundazwe ezimbili kuphela zempilo: "Konke kuhlelekile" futhi "oh, ngiyaxolisa, kubonakala ngathi ngifa." Inketho yesibili ingagwenywa uma ufihla i-encyclopedia yezokwelapha kusuka kumdlavuza. Amakhansela angabantu abaningi abayizifo ngqo ngaphezu kweJero. Uma ungazikhiphi umdlavuza, ungazilima.
Ibhubesi
Amabhubesi abathandi bodokotela, ngoba baphuze kakhulu empilweni yabo: Inkosi yezilo ayinayo ifa. Ikhithi yosizo lokuqala ikhaya igcwele amalungiselelo okuvinjelwa kwazo zonke izifo, kufaka phakathi umalaleveva, noma ngabe ibhubesi lihlala eNorilsk. Kepha uma sekuphele konke ibhubesi liwa ngokuyisimangaliso umkhuhlane wesikhashana, kusazocela ukusebenza njalo ngehora hhayi ukunikeza ozakwethu ukuba baphumule. Ngoba ngaphandle kwengonyama, lokhu kungasho lutho kuzolimala konke, ungayi kubalwa ngezinkanyezi.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Kepha izintombi azikwazi ukubekezelela. Ngoba izintombi zivame ukuba nekhono eligcwele: "I-Homeopathy, ukudla kanye ne-herbury." Ngentombi, icala lokudumisa ukuthumela umuthi osemthethweni ekungqondweni, okuyinto, ngendlela, kwesinye isikhathi kungenzeka. Yize le ndaba ingeyona yokuthi udoti we-hare uphatha ngempela i-chlamydia, kodwa ekuthandeni, ukholo, futhi, yini ekhona, umlingiswa olimazayo wesibonakaliso sowesifazane omkhulu kakhulu we-zodiac.
Isobho
Isikali sinethalente elingavamile lokuthatha amagciwane, ngisho nokuhlala kukhonkolo kakhonkolo, kumaski wegesi kanye nesudi ye-bioprotection. Ngakho-ke, ukubalimaza kubo - icala lijwayelekile, lithinta indlela yokuphila, imizwa nemvelo, ngokuvamile. Well, wagula, cabanga - Usizi, ngithenge lapha la maphilisi amaphilisi amnandi amnandi wephilisi elilodwa nesigamu, amagremu ayikhulu ephilisi le-oblong. Ngiqabula yonke into ngemaski, ngizoba ngesonto kamuva, ngibe nosuku oluhle.
Scorpio
Scorpio, njengomdlavuza, uphawu luphefumulelwe kakhulu. Kepha ngokutheleleka kwemvelo okunamandla kakhulu. Ngakho-ke uma kungenjalo ukusho i-Scorpio, evutha i-apocalypse ye-zombie, ngeke ibone. Futhi uma uthi amarabi aphathwa ngisho nasesigabeni se-hydroelectory, uzokwelapha, izazi ezitusa izingqondo emhlabeni jikelele. Kunoma ikuphi, noma ngabe yikuphi ukukhala kwagula, kubhekana nalokhu okungcono kunezinye izimpawu. I-scorpion yezinkanyezi ngokuvamile yanikeza inqwaba yazo zonke izinhlobo zama-buns, okuthi, okuthe xaxa.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius Stoloics. Phila ngaphansi kwesiqubulo esithi "Angikwazi ukulimaza", noma ngabe selivele ligule. I-prophylaxis yaseSagittarius futhi ayithembisenenzelwa - ngathi mina! Ngakho-ke, abaqashi abanolwazi bakhipha i-bulletin futhi bacime ehhovisi ngosizo lokuvikelwa, ngokushesha nje lapho ummemezeli ethembeni lezindaba embhalweni wedolobha onobubi bendawo. ISagittarius ikhiywe kangcono ngenkathi engazange ashaye inkampani ngemicibisholo yayo yomkhuhlane ngqo eMnyangweni Wezezimali. Kepha kufanele kukhunjulwe ukuthi i-sagittarius yakhe ngeke ishiye lutho. Yini iSpain lapho ngithola ukucwaningwa?
