Kulungile, wonke umuntu wayeqonda ukuthi ngeke sishise esihogweni sokushaya indlwabu. Kwakungekho ofakazi bokuzibonela. Zonke amantombazane nabafana ukukwenza, umalume nomalumekazi, kakhulu, ngisho omama, obaba, ogogo nomkhulu, mhlawumbe uma ungenawo onobunye futhi musa ukubhukuda imibhede kuleli zwe. Ngoba akubanjwanga - hhayi i-Onanist! Kepha nazi izindaba zalabo ababamba.
Ubumnandi bomlomo
Ngangineminyaka engu-14. Ngiyakhumbula, ngangisekuqaleni kwesikhashana "seseshini" epholile kakhulu ngebhulashi likagesi, kwangena kuvaleleka kanjani egumbini. Angitholanga okuthile engizokusho, ngakho-ke ngavala amehlo ami ngabopha: "Phuma!". Ngase ngimuzwa ephuma ahlebeza kakhulu: "Nkosi, ngithemba ukuthi akusona amazinyo ami!" Manje ugcina ukuxubha kwakhe ngokwahlukana futhi angafakwa enkomishini yonke.
Siyakuhalalisela! Lokhu kungubhanana!
Ngangingaba ngu-13 futhi nganginelukuluku kakhulu. Ulwazi lwaluwukuthi, kepha lungakusebenzisa kanjani, bengingazi. Ngamafuphi, 'ukujabulela injabulo,' ngafaka ubhanana ohlutshiwe. Nengxenye yebhanana yahlala kimi. Futhi kwadingeka, ngicishe "ngibelethe" ingxenye ethukile.
Insabule
Ubuwazi ukuthi isidoda sikhanya ngokukhanya kwe-ultraviolet? Yaziwa mina ngineminyaka engu-15, lapho sasinjalo nabangane.
Kanye endlini yokugezela
Ngangineminyaka engu-11-12 futhi ngathola izintelezi zokuzenzela ngokwakho. Bekungcono ukuthi kwenzeke egumbini lokugezela. Bengazi okuthile ngokungena, ngakho-ke nganquma ukuqhubeka nothando lwangaphandle lwangaphandle ngazama ngesigqoko esivela e-shampoo engene ejulile. Angikwazanga ukuzikhipha nami. Ngakho-ke, ngesabane futhi izinyembezi ziphuthume kumama. Ubuso bakhe babuhlukile: Liveze inhlanganisela yokwesaba, ukunyanyesa, ukuhlekatheka kanye ngasikhathi sinye umbuzo "Ngabe uyingane yami impela?". Cishe imizuzu emihlanu, ancike cap kimi. Kusukela lapho, ubudlelwane bethu buqine kakhulu futhi buyizihlobo.
Guacamole kubo bonke
Lapho sengilungiselele i-guacamole ngepikinikini enobungane nangemva kokuba ngengeze i-Khalapeno futhi ngiqede ukupheka, nginqume ukusetha kabusha ukungezwani kancane. HA! UVagina "wabamba umlilo" cishe ngaso leso sikhathi. Noma ngabe ngidinga ukutshela ukuthi ngiphuthelwe ipikiniki futhi ngichithe sonke isikhathi kubhavu obandayo, kwathi lapho ngiphuma noma kunjalo ngagcina iphakethe ngeqhwa e-pubic.
Isicabucabu
Ngiyakujabulela ukubopha. Futhi kwenye yalezi zikhathi, umfowethu omncane wangena egumbini lami. Kwakufanele ngichaze isikhathi eside kakhulu lapho bekunjalo.
Uphawu lwegazi
Bengineminyaka engu-11-12 futhi ngasiphatha embhedeni lapho ngiqeda, ngabona igazi eminwe nasemashidi ami, ngangicabanga ukuthi ngikhubazekile. Kwavela ukuthi, kwakungokwenyanga yokuqala.
Isandla eside somthetho
Lapho ngisekolishi, ngangifonela ukuba ngihlangane nabangane, ngangingafuni ukuqhubeka ngezinyawo, ngaya kumakhelwane ukumcela ukuthi angiphonse emotweni, futhi ngaleso sikhathi kwakuhlaselwa i-castturve ngaphansi kochungechunge " Umthetho nokuhleleka "ngaleso sikhathi.
Amaphupho amanzi
Ngake ngamkhanyisa leli bhizinisi phansi kwekamelo lokugezela, lapho kungazelelwe ngingene umama. Kwathi ekuseni wathi wayephupha kabi kakhulu.
Isifundo sobuciko
Sibe nomqambi ongaziwa esifundweni sokudweba, ngaso sonke isikhathi sagcina isandla saso ngaphansi kwedeski. Kwabonakala kimi ukuthi kuyamangaza futhi ngashayisa etafuleni. I-dude yesaba futhi yaphelelwa yi-shirina ephukile ekilasini, inisela isidoda sako konke endleleni. Uthisha akazange abone lutho ngaze aqale ukumemeza.
Incwajana
Ngihambe esikoleni ngenothi eligulayo. Kwaphela amahora amane ngiphatha amahlandla ayi-14, kwacishe kwangisonta ngaphakathi kwalapho igazi lihambile. Umama wabangela i-ambulensi futhi wangiyisa esibhedlela.
Ungasheshi, umzukulu
Ngangishaya ngenhlalo egumbini lami lapho ugogo wami angena ngokuzumayo. Ungibuke ngokoqobo ngomzuzwana, yize kwakubonakala kimi ukuthi ubuphakade. Wabe esethi: "O, ngiyaxolisa, hhayi usheshe." Waphuma. Asikaze sikukhumbule.
Imikhuba Emihle
Abangani bami bahlala bangibiza futhi babiza ndawo ndawo lapho ngishaya indlwabu. Futhi ngiseduze: "Hhayi-ke, yini wena? Ngimatasa naleli bhizinisi. " Futhi baphendula ngokushesha: "Futhi kungani bese bethatha ifoni ?!". Yebo, angikwazi ukuphendula ucingo.
Ividiyo yasekhaya
Ngamafuphi, lapho sengiziqoqile lapho ngishaya indlwabu kuteyipu yevidiyo. Angikhumbuli ukuthi uyaphi ngaleso sikhathi. Ngokusobala, kwakusetshenziswa ngandlela thile, kwabhalwa noma ngubani. Futhi-ke, eminyakeni eyi-10 kamuva, umkami wanquma ukumangaza ividiyo eyenziwe ekhaya. Bonke bahlalwa futhi baqala ukubukela. Futhi maphakathi nevidiyo, ngokuzumayo e- "Gounting Gluing" ngokuzumayo ngivela nelungu elinamathela inqubekela phambili. Ubuso kanye nezivakashi zikamama kunzima ukuchaza. Angikaze ngigijime ngokushesha ekhaya.
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