I-TApemade Toopeing, unjani izinyembezi ezimnandi? Ngabe bayakholelwa ukuthi awusweli omisiwe? Sineresiphi enhle, elula njenge-cactus: muhle nje ukuzilibazisa! Umkhathi uzothuthumela, isibhakabhaka sivuleke, uma umuntu engafihli, abanecala. Ngoba kusuka ku-WENOWT - Ungumuntu wasekuqaleni, cishe uKayini futhi u-Manfred ebhodleleni elilodwa, futhi ziyizimbuzi ezingezinhle. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Isithombe
Masiyeke ngezinyembezi ezibabayo zishiya i-Instagram ephuzi nge-lazagne nedada. Manje usunayo yonke into esemdala. Futhi manje bazodla "ama-ostankino dumplings" asuselwa ku-soybean eccomified. Ngoba i-lens, yalo! Kusihlwa, bayothuthumela ezintanjeni zakho ezinobuntu: "Wena ngokwakho kubikwa!", "Yebo, akukho okudingayo uku-crimp!" Futhi "ubuyobe ujabule ngokukhanya okunjalo!". Ebusuku, endleleni eya endlini yangasese, kuzofanela bayeke kusuka ku-tripod okhuphuka ophahleni. Ngoba Perseys, yebo.
Ukupheka
Lapho ebona ummese ojwayelekile, ukuhlupheka ukuhlupheka. Ekuphekeni okungakhohlisi komhlaba okwedelela ngokweqile. Uhuhav uju lwakudala uju, ama-hokhchchi ngokwedemoni. Njengoba uhambe igama elithi "imayonnaise", acasula ngokungafanele. Ukuba nokuqaqalwa ukuthi akukho ukugwazwa, namabhulokhi, anele enhliziyweni. Konke lokhu kuhlala kwabantu nokubulamula akunakuphawula. Vele ubonise umbono wakho wonke: "Ungazihlanganisi amaqanda ami!" Maduze nje uzokhombisa emhlabeni okuthile azokhetha ujusi wesisu. Lokho kuthenge nje imodeli yokugcina ye-ginger, futhi ngokushesha ukukhombisa. Ngokushesha.
Indawo yokulima
Okokuqala, izihlobo zizojabula, ngoba akusadingeki zicabange ukuthi uzokunikeza iholide. Uma iholide lincane - idlanzana lama-napkins lifanelekile, uma kuzosetshenziswa imbiza ye-glue eqeqeshiwe ngokukhethekile. Lezi zipho zanele ngokwanele, ukuze uzifake ekhoneni lakho, bese uqala ukumba, usule ulimi futhi ugqwala ngezicucu ze-Aki. Kepha injabulo yomndeni ngeke ibe yinde. Banamathela ezikhathini ezimbalwa, bazothola amahlandla ambalwa phambi kweqiniso lokuthi kwakukhona ukufiphala kwepulangwe epulangwe, i-lacquer yahlwitha ... Ngokuvamile, ngalolo suku, lapho ikati lithululela isifuba e-Ikea Ezingelosini zakho (kulokho onakho kuyoba khona izingelosi ezinezingelosi ezivela e-Ikea - awukwazi ukungabaza), akekho ozomjezisa, futhi nejazi.
Ukugoqa
Ukuzungeza ngejubane lobuthakathi, ihlathi lephepha liphindaphindwa, lapho umhlambi wamakhiwane amancane futhi ubunono uqhutshwa khona. Manje, eduze kwakho, akunakuphela ukuphefumula - futhi uNkulunkulu wenqabe, ukuvalwa. Yini lapho - vacuuming - ngisho nokuma okukhona akunconywa khona. Okunye ukunyakaza ngokweqile kwanele ukululapha umthandi omkhulu noma ulahlekelwe yi-cabochon eyinqayizivele enobubanzi bamamilimitha amabili nesigamu, nakuma-kabashen uzokubulala impela. Ama-Comrades akho amahle manje - iziqongo kanye nomakoti, futhi impilo yakho iyindlela ephelele futhi, ngiyaxolisa ngenkulumo, embonisa.
Ukugoba
I-Knin ingukusebenza kwasendulo kwe-esoteric. I-yoga epholile, ngoba akudingekile ukuhlala endaweni ye-lotus, kanye ne-nirvana, i-italic, inikezwe futhi inqubo yalokhu ayinamkhawulo futhi ayinaphutha njenge-athomu. Manje awutholi lutho kulomhlaba ongenangqondo. Futhi uma amanye ama-scoundrels asaboniswa futhi akhuphuke ngesandla - akujabuli, iGadu. Le yimoto yakudala: izinyanga ezimbili nsuku zonke ukukala amasentimitha amabili amahlanu e-gum, ngemuva kwalokho ushintsha umqondo bese uqeda wonke uNafig.
Isiphambano-stitch
Abangane bakhe kwangaphambilini bathi: "Ake sishiswa yilanga ngoLwesihlanu!" Namuhla ozakwabo bakho bathi: "Thenga umcamelo weVervaco futhi uzojabula." Labo ngaphambi kokuthi bakhathazeke: "Ngabe sengicashe isobho?" Manje ukhathazekile: "Lo Marking akashiywanga!" Manje usungakuqonda kuphela ngesichazamazwi. UWaffelka akasadli ukudla, kepha indwangu, i-gypsy ayiseyona intombazane esitimeleni, kodwa inalithi. Futhi ukufezethiswa kuyamisa. Sithoba, ngathi !!! Ngubani uRzhet lapha, manje ama-hoops akhwela !!!
Ubuhede
Uzoqala ukunika wonke ama-baubles, geneclones, izimvemvane namakati. Noma bengafuni. Lowo othola inhliziyo elukiwe ngentambo egayiwe amane futhi akabambe inhliziyo egangeni lezinzwa, lowo msulwa kanye nokukhulekelwa. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, okuzungezile kuzoqala ukugcwala okukhulu. Ngoba uphambi kwazo futhi siyahlanya, futhi siyahlanya, futhi uyanyakazisa ...
Uhhali
Uboya obuhlekisayo, njengezinaliti zezilwane iKomondor, kanye nezinaliti, njengesilwane, ungesabi muntu: hlakazeka, ukudicilela phansi nokuthuthumela. Futhi ngokungazelele, aphendule izwi leZakharova: "Izakhamizi zaseValya thina. Ama-valves alula aseRussia. Yini ezonikeza, lokho kuhamba. " Futhi lonke uhlobo lukhombisa ukuzimisela ukucisha into efanele.
Ukuphana
Eduze kwenkungu, i-stemn kanye namabili e-Alkali. Omakhelwane beza ukuthola ukuthi akekho omunye umuntu ongafela efulethini lakho, njengezitaki ezisele. Futhi-ke uya kubo konke lokhu esiphethweni kanye nomshanelo we-rosemary in inqindi ye-sweaty. Uyaphuma, futhi ngakho konke ukubukeka kwakho ukhombisa ukuthi abagxeki - ensimini. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye awukaze uhleke, kodwa, kunalokho, kubaluleke kakhulu. Ngoba insipho enobubi ye-eco-friendly ngesimo senhliziyo ayilona ihlaya, kepha ingxenye ebalulekile yokuba kanye nesikhala. Futhi ngokuvamile, uma uNkulunkulu enosuku lwesishiyagalombili, khona-ke uyazi ukuthi uzokudala.
I-Exotic Livery
Amakati amahle, kepha hhayi owangempela. Okwangempela kwamanje kufanele kuqale okungenani umhlinzeki omkhulu. Futhi okungcono kunezimbili - ngeso eqinisweni lokuthi maduze nje kuzoba namakhulu amabili. Futhi okungcono kakhulu - i-tarantula. Cha, izinkukhu. Futhi empeleni ibomvu isibungu se-california. Ngokufanelekile, bonke ngokushesha. Uza ekhaya, futhi bashesha kakhulu. Amagobolondo agxishwe, umlenze womlenze owukiwe, uChitin uyalinyazwa. Nabo fun. Kukhona okufanele ngigeze ngalo selokhu laba bantu baqala ukudlula ohlangothini lwakho lwekhaya.
Izitshalo zasekhaya
ECrypt yakho akubukeki imisebe yelanga. Ngokunembile, bayazama. Kepha okokuqala, bahlangana nebhethri le-cacti yelanga, bese benezitshalo eziyishumi nambili, "bakhetha indawo ekhanyayo, kodwa ekugcineni," ekugcineni baphefumula ngezimbali eziningi, "ukuzalaniswa kahle emthunzini." Kepha ngezimbali zihlala zimnandi. Kwesinye isikhathi bayaqhakaza ngokuthile okungekho emthethweni futhi okunamahloni, leli yiholide elikhulu. Kwesinye isikhathi izithelo ezivela eshalofini elingaphezulu ngaphezulu kwento enamathela. Kwesinye isikhathi banamathela ekudluliseni ibhali le-curly ende ne-urea bubuzwa ngezwi lomuntu. Ebusuku, umyeni uyakhala. Uphupha ngokuthi iZamiculasi ibone. Futhi akumangazi. Nokho, ntambama, babela umoya-mpilo. Futhi ebusuku, bayamcindezela, balangazelela - i-Y-uh!