Ukuhlanza okujwayelekile kuyinto embi. Ngoba ayiqondakali ngokuphelele, abamba ngayo. Ukuhlanza okujwayelekile kwentwasahlobo kuyinto embi kakhulu. Ngoba futhi udinga ukugeza amafasitela.
Calm! Izithombe ziyakwazi okufanele ukwenze. Sinikeza ukukwenza ukuhlanza phakathi nesonto. Cha, yiqiniso, ungaphawula ngezinsuku ezimbili. Kepha lesi sihloko esikhuluma ngezindlela eziyinkimbinkimbi zokuzibulala, khona-ke sizobhala ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. Futhi manje sizokutshela ngokuthi izinsuku eziyi-7 ziletha kanjani ifulethi ngokulandelana okuhle. Nansi enye. Qala kangcono ngoLwesihlanu.
Usuku 1. Hlukanisa ikhabethe elihlala isikhathi eside
Futhi akukho mgwaqo omncane ohlonishwayo. Isikhathi sokususa amabhuzu ebusika kude, wonke akhubeka amasonto amabili edlule. Konke, kuhle, ubusika ngeke bube! Yebo, isikhathi esithile nakanjani. Ngakho-ke - into yokuqala ukuqoqa zonke izinto ezingenangqondo. Ukujabulisa, ama-mittens nezinye izikhafu kufanele zisongwe futhi zisuswe esweni. Izicucu zobusika - emabhokisini, amajakethi - ajulile emathunjini angcolile. Hlukanisa yonke into entwasahlobo bese ulenga eduze. Enqubweni yokuhlanza, amakhabethe angagcina agwinywe. Musa ukuhlehlisa kusasa, kusuka kulokho ongakufa namuhla. Cha, ngeke ulingane nale Jeans. Cha, cha, ungalokothi ulunge.
Usuku 2. Ukulala
Kufanele siphonse okuthile (hhayi umyeni, ukunakwa, hhayi umyeni !!!). Othile smart wasungula "ukubusa kweziqukathi ezine." Umgomo walokhu: Thatha amabhokisi amane, ngokubhala okukodwa "ukunikela", ngomunye - "Phonsa", "Phatha", "uthathe indawo" nakwesine - oh, injabulo! - "Gcina". Sikholwa ukuthi lokhu kukhaliphile kakhulu umuntu onobuhlakani. Ake ungitshele, unaso isikhathi sokuhlunga udoti kuzinqwaba ezine? Noma cabanga ukuthi ngubani ozowenza isibongo se-vange yengilazi ebekiwe? Awunaso isikhathi salokhu. Ngakho-ke, uzodinga ibhokisi elilodwa kuphela. I-Okka razor isenzweni, kahle. Ngakho-ke, iya ephaseji futhi kusukela lapho kuqala ukudlula efulethini iwashi. Noma ngokumelene - njengoba ulula kakhulu. Qoqa konke okulele endaweni yakho. Yebo, kulungile, uma yonke into ebhokisini elilodwa ingakhuphuki - thatha owesibili. Lapho nje beqoqa - shiya amabhokisi endaweni evelele bese uthatha amaphakheji. Yebo, amaphakethe amnyama adonsela izinhlangano ezimbi. Sui kuzo konke ongasadingi. Ngemuva kwalokho - konke okudingayo, kepha hhayi kakhulu. Ngemuva kwalokho vula ibhokisi eliphakeme lesifuba, futhi .. kahle, ubuqonda. Ukukhipha konke. Kepha manje thatha amabhokisi nalokho obekungekho endaweni futhi uhambise indlela efanayo ekuqaleni. Izinto kuphela ezingaqoqi, kepha, kunalokho, zibeka ezindaweni. Ngalezo zindawo lapho kufanele ziqambe amanga khona, hhayi lapho uthathe khona. Well, sikucwengile lokhu uma kwenzeka.
Usuku 3. Iwindows lami
Manje kucace ukuthi kungani kufanele uqale ngoLwesihlanu? Kulungile ngoba namuhla - ngeSonto. Awukwazi ukugeza wonke amawindi kusihlwa kusihlwa, kufanele uqale ekuseni. Cha, noma ngabe kukhona i-Magic Steam Generator kanye nesikhafu esinethezekile, futhi noma ngabe awekho amakhethini adinga ukugezwa nokuhlanza - awukakwazi emahoreni ambalwa. IWindows kumele igezwe phakathi nosuku. Ngoba iwindi ngalinye linenqubo engenamsebenzi, elibizwa ngefasitela. Futhi efasiteleni ngalinye kuphila isitshalo esithile. Okudingeka futhi ukugeza, ukuthatha inwele, okuphakelayo bese uyolala. Ukungasho ukuthi i-mokhshoye enezinwele ezinde i-vencikt athenogenovich nayo idinga ukunakekelwa okukhethekile. Le mummy idinga ukungeniswa ehholo (kahle, ukujikijela kusihlwa), khona-ke, lapho wonke amafasitela egezwa - ebhekiswe egumbini lokugezela futhi aqale inqubo yokuvuselela ukubhekela phansi. Ngoba ngaphandle kwakhe ngandlela thile kuphela. Mhlawumbe uma uthuli lugeza futhi uthele - luzovuka? Kepha kuthiwani uma?
Usuku 4. Susa igumbi
Lapha umgomo ulula kakhulu: Ukuhamba embuthanweni kusuka emnyango wokungena bese ususa kusuka phezulu kuya phansi. Uzodinga ibhakede elinekamelini elikahle lapho ungakhipha khona yonke i-arsenal yakho ecebile - amabhulashi, ama-rafs, imikhiqizo yokuhlanza kanye nebhodlela le-cola. Cha, cha, akunasidingo sokwenza noma yini - kufanele udakwe kwinqubo. Kumnandi kakhulu. Nokho, kukhona, umuntu uyazisola, kepha: Okokuqala kuzodingeka uvumelane nophahla. Ukusuka kulokhu uphuma ngokushesha entanyeni futhi ufuna ukulala phansi. Umzuzwana nje! Calm, ezolile kuphela - into embi kakhulu yenziwa. Manje ungahambisa imikhakha. Okungukuthi, uma kunemidwebo eminingi noma izibuko ezindongeni - awudingi ukususa ngokushesha, ugeze futhi ulenge emuva. Wenza igxathu - nelokuphela kwami okubonayo phambi kwakho. Ngakho-ke iqiniso lilula.
Usuku 5. Lala ikhishi
Futhi sasazi, sasazi ukuthi ikhishi empeleni alizange lilale. Ngoba kula makhabethe, izophulwa kula makhabethe - okokuqala, bese kuthi okwesibili kwafika engqondweni. Kahle, kwesokudla. Ngoba ukuhlanza ekhishini kudinga ukugqamisa izinsuku ezimbili okungenani. Kukhona futhi okwethusayo ukusho - esiqandisini! Ngakho-ke, kusuka esiqandisini futhi ungaqala. Ukuphuma kwe-pasta ophuma epanini kuyamangaza, futhi isidumbu esingaziwa kusuka efrijini, i-ejection. Bheka umnyango - kungenzeka ukuthi ithonsi lemayonesi esikhwameni sobuntu limboza umuthi ongeqi ngokweqile nomzimba wakhe. Well, nesiqandisi, selokhu ngakhuphuka. Manje ungathatha amakhabethe. Izinongo ezingaziwa, amabhu amakhulu okungcwaba emaqwini, ummese kusuka kokuhlanganiswa, aphonswe ngonyaka owedlule - konke kugqokwa udoti. Futhi i-saucepan izokulahla. Yebo, ngoba uyakuthoba, yebo.
Usuku 6. Ikhishi lami
Ikhishi laseRuskon lilula futhi limnandi. Uma kwenzeka uqala, uthi, kusuka ku-microwave. Kuyo, kungenzeka ukuthi ubilise ingilazi yamanzi nge-lemon - imizuzu eyi-10 - bese usula nje isiponji esimanzi zonke izindonga. Voila, akukho mafutha! Ngehhavini, le nombolo ngeke idlule, ngakho-ke ukugcotshwa kwakhe ngokuthile okuhlukahlukene kusengaphambili. Okokuqala nje. Hhayi-ke, bese uqala ukugeza amanoni ekhishini laseGadsky, okubonakala kungenzeki lutho. Lwa. Lapho unamakhabethe, namanje ubeka ifilimu elinqenqemeni. Amaphephandaba kumakhabethe amabi, siyavuma. Kepha akudingekile ukuphuthelwa noma ngubani - kubi kakhulu.
Usuku 7. Indlu yangasese, yangasese nokunye
Kucace bha ngendlu yangasese - kuyadingeka nje ukugeza konke, kusukela ophahleni. Ikakhulu uma kukhona othile obhemayo ebusuku, ngeke sikhombise umunwe wakho. Ngendlu yokugezela kanzima. Cishe waphosa amabhola angenalutho ngaphansi kwe-shampoo, ngenkathi ngigwinya ifulethi. Futhi izimonyo zami zihlangene? Lokho kuyafana. Ukuphuma konke ongakusebenzisi. Futhi ukhiphe lonke ubhasikidi welineni elingcolile. Kunodoti omningi nezinto ezincane ozishiyile. Futhi uma ungalahlekelwa yilutho - Impela iyiphi imali. Ama-ruble angamakhulu amathathu ayaxaka. Yebo, nalapha, geza izindonga, igeza ngokwalo, isinki nokuthi usuhlanza. Kanye nokugeza ikhethini. Kanye ne-rug. Kepha ukuthola ukugeza nge-foam kusesekuseni kakhulu. Manje udinga ukuchitha lonke indlu bese ugeza phansi. Kepha lokhu, kunjalo, izinto ezincane. Into ebaluleke kakhulu ukuyikhipha esweni. Leli ibhakede elihudula ngalo lonke isonto. Nama-rafs aphonsa. Manje manje - konke. Siyakuhalalisela! Ungaqala iPine ngamandla aphindwe kathathu! :)
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