Ukuqomisana nokudlala ngothando kwi-Intanethi - into iyingozi. Kubonakala ngalutho njengokuthi, kepha inqubo yokubambezeleka futhi ingaba yingozi yangempela emshadweni wakho. Pics.ru uyazi ukuthi ungaze ufike kanjani! Musa ukukhafulela emthonjeni: ukuphahlazeka - awukwazi ukubamba!
Gcina ifoni ngokwakho
Endlini yangasese, umphefumulo nalapho ulele. Uma ngesikhathi esingafanele uzothola umyalezo wokuqukethwe imvamisa ku-whatsapp kusuka kubhalisile "ama-vityharryxxx" azoba namahloni. Bese ufakazela inkolelo yokuthi yincwadi yakho ejwayelekile kumateur ngoHarry Potter!
Khetha isikhathi
Lapho wena nomyeni wakho ndawonye, ungavumeli i-slack futhi ungayi engxoxweni! Ukumamatheka okuphuphayo kanye nokufiphala okukhanyayo, kunjalo, kuhle, kepha ngesikhathi sokudla komndeni kumkhwekazi kamamezala kungadala izinsolo.
Sika i-tinder yakho!
Okungenani isikhathi sokulala! Khumbula! Isitha siphupha, kepha hhayi ukulala!
Fihla bonke ubufakazi
Phuza izicelo zokuqomisana eqenjini lezicelo ngaphansi kwe-Vulture "impilo yami" noma "ukudla" noma okuthile okungenabungozi. Noma, njengoba imibukiso yokuzijwayeza, ngokomthetho wezwe bl * ukufa, umyeni wakho uzodinga uku-oda i-pizza kusuka kufoni yakho. Akukho okumele kwenziwe: Amehlo abunjiwe futhi abuyisele konke kumagciwane abi.
Qamba izaba
Uma kwenzeka ubanjwe kwezepolitiki, qamba izaba ezimbalwa ezibonakalayo. Isibonelo, nge-tinder, ufuna i-mulatto eshisayo yomngane wakho owabelwe. Ukuze ikhekhe kusuka ekhekhe lishaqeqeni futhi lisakaze i-defetti. Yebo, ekotishi likaJanuwari. Manje?
Musa ukushiya amamaki
Ngemuva kokufunda konke ukushiswa! Okungukuthi, susa! I-SMS, zonke izithunywa, izinhlamvu, idalule udumo nesithunzi sezithombe. Kulungile, khuluma ukuze uphinde ufunde, ukhale, kepha bese ushisa!
Ungaqambi amanga
Uma uhola izincwadi ezihambisana ne-APOLLO E-CURLLY ngentokozo yobulili obuhle enyangeni entsha, akufanele usho ukuthi bavumelana noMama wakhe ngokuthenga izithombo egadini. Lokho akukufanele, kholwa.
Ungasheshi
Musa ukugxuma futhi ungathuki lapho kuza imilayezo emisha. Yehlise njenge-boa. Imibhangqwana enobungane yezindlovu kanye ne-crocodylin yokuluma. Awukwazi - Qeqesha ikhono! Awukwazi ngokuphelele - usike umsindo. Kube bonke. Futhi ukudlidliza nakho!
Konke ukuphika
Noma ngabe ubanjiwe. Kwakungekho lutho! Futhi indawo ivulekile - ngakho-ke lesi sikhangiso sizovulwa lapho ubona uchungechunge! Igama lochungechunge kanye necebo kungaba kuhle ukwazi.
Ungacabangi ngokungasho lutho
Abalandeli bakho bangempela abanasidingo sokwazi lutho ngawe, ngaphandle kwegama eliqanjiwe. Noma bethembisa ukuthumela njengabafokazi bama-roses ekhaya, amadayimane omndeni kanye ne-teddy pink pony. Wena futhi ngaphandle kwePony uhlala kahle.
Musa ukwehla
Ukufihlakala kwesimo sombuso unomphela kunzima: amehlo akhanya, abafundi bayandiswa, bheka ama-wanders. Ngakho-ke zigcine ezandleni zakho! Noma usho ukuthi i-phytquia yakho entsha yinto nje! Ngakho-ke umvimba! Futhi uma usabhemayo!
