Ukuze ubone ukuthi intombazane enhle enesifiso sokudla, ukuwa ngokuzwakalayo, ubuchopho buzovuselela i-chromium ethile, futhi uphakama ngokugcwele futhi umnikela ngemfoloko emsulwa - kubuhlungu. Ikakhulu uma intombazane enhle ingahlali kuwe. Manje yini okufanele uyenze? Kubukeka ngaye ukuthi wonke umuntu uyalinyazwa. Uyamthanda.
Uma umfana engekho kabi kangangokuba uzokulungela lapho uyidubula, khona-ke asikho isisombululo esisheshayo. Futhi uma kubi kakhulu, kusengobungozi. Ijaji lizolungisiswa, amaphoyisa azokwanga, umahluleli uzokwanga izandla zakho izinyembezi, uPutin uzoletha indondo "ngokusindisa iRussia esinqameni sekhulu le-XXI," futhi intombi isayoqhubeka nawe. Ngakho-ke inhloso yakho akukhona ukuthi angenise imbuzi, kepha ukuze alondoloze intombi a) ephila futhi ephelele b) intombi.
munye. Ngamekele ngobumnene ukuthi akayona enhle. Ngaphandle kobufakazi kanye nobufakazi. Yebo, "hhayi indoda yami", "Angikhululekile kuye", "Sihluke kakhulu." "Lalelani, kepha ukube wayemthandile sooo, kungenzeka ukuthi awuzange uthokoze?"
2. Mnike ukuqonda ukuthi yini ongayithandi, nokuthi izindlela zawo ngeke zikusebenzele. Kepha yiba olungile kakhulu. Eqinisile, usazokhubeka futhi athululele ezindlebeni zakhe, anakho intombi emnandi, kepha makabe mancane kunempahla yangempela. Enye intombazane ngenhlonipho yachaza udadewabo wakudala umyeni wakhe, ayikholelwayo - futhi lapho ebhukuda, abangani bakhe ababili bahlukaniswa nodonga. Bebengenzi lutho, abashongo lutho, bavele babuka futhi bamamatheke. Wazihola phambili ... ngokucophelela.
3. Zama ukungaxhumana naye lapho engekho. Yebo, ungathumela imikhumbi, futhi kangcono noFakazi (bheka isigatshana 2). Bese-ke, ukunyamalala kwayo nge-orbit yakho kuzochazwa ngeqiniso lokuthi uphakamise ngokuphanga i-blowjob yami.
ezine. Ngiyavuma ukumbona emphakathini wakhe (uma kunjalo, empeleni uyantula imbongolo), kodwa ake ngiqonde ukuthi ukuwenza kuye kuphela, futhi kunzima kuwe. "Yebo, uma kungenjalo uNikiaak ... akakuvumeli ukuthi uhambe? Kwi-cafe, nomngani? MDAAA .... " Ngaphandle kwalokho kukhona ingozi yokuthi uzoyeka ukuhambisa nhlobo. Okungafakwanga ngaphandle, kufinyelela. Hhayi kuphela ngokomiko yakho - uMudila wangempela, ngaphambi kokwenza i-zombie kowesifazane, uzokunikeza wonke umuntu ongamlimaza.
ezinhlanu. Ungabambi iqhaza emabhizinisini aqalwa nguye. Ungavumeli imali ngamaphrojekthi akhe, noma ngabe afunga abafazi ukuthi nonke phuma kusasa. Akunasiqinisekiso semalimboleko! Ngakho-ke yithi, nomuntu ocacile - "Ungakunikeza ngamunye ngaphandle kwemibuzo, futhi angikholwa ukuthi uChahal wakho, ngiyaxolisa." Kepha ukumsiza ngemali ngasese kuye - unga. Musa ukondla yena nezingane ngokuqhubekayo, kepha ukunikeza ukuzimela okuncane ukuze okungenani kuxazulule okuthile. Isibonelo, bakwazi ukubiza itekisi bese uya kuMama.
6. Lapho efika ezokhononda, ungayikhuphukeli "ngathi." Lalela. Mhlawumbe kuzofanela ulalele ingxubevange ye-Sawubona ngokuphelele ye- "Twilight", uZoshchenko kanye nezindaba ezikhuluma nge-accounting fake. Terp. Uma ecela ukumtshela lokho okwaziyo ngezobuciko bakhe, zibuze kathathu uma eqinisekile ukuthi ufuna ukuyizwa. Hhayi ukuze umnikeze ithuba lokunqaba (umbuzo onjalo ubuzwa ukuthi sebeyazi nini ngezinto eziningi), kodwa ukuze banganikezi ingcindezi nokusola. Awuzange ulingane, uGaddy, futhi wonakalisa umndeni ojabulayo, futhi ukunxuse ukuthi ngikutshele ukuthi yini oyaziyo. Futhi ngaphandle kwezicelo ubuthule. Futhi cha, awuzange usidukisa, uthe awuzange uthande.
7. Mkhumbuze njalo ukuthi uma kunesidingo, ifoni yakho ivuliwe, nasendlini yakho kukhona isikhwama esengeziwe sokulala. Ngendlela, ecabanga le ndlela okungenani ezingeni elimpofu kakhulu (mat othambile e-nursery, ebekwe embhedeni, umcamelo osele). Uma isixazululo ebusuku izivakashi uthatha awuwedwa (umyeni, abazali, omakhelwane), xoxa leli thuba kusengaphambili, uchaze ukuthi kungani besaba ukuthi kungase kudingeke enze. Siyalazi icala lapho i-asshole ehambisa umfazi kwelinye idolobha iye kwelinye idolobha iye kwelinye izwe, ayizange ilandele ukubukeka kwesikhathi endlini nomuntu ojwayelene ne-hatch. Lapho owesifazane ephunyuka (eSiberia ngoJanuwari ngama-slipper futhi engenayo ijakhethi), i-asshole, eqiniseka ukuthi akekho noyedwa ongaya emzini, wahamba wayombamba esiteshini. Owesifazane wayenetiye elishisayo, amabhuzu, ijazi elifanele (kahle, lokho, lokho akukusha) nemali yethikithi edolobheni lendabuko. Futhi yebo, le yindaba enesiphetho esijabulisayo. Akazange abuyele kuye.
P.S. Abesilisa! Empeleni, isu "gcina umngani othole iziqubu" ngokufanayo. Umsebenzi