Kulula ukusho umngane noma wena lapho ubudlelwano ne-asshole selivele lisakliwe futhi lonke iqiniso ngokuhlala ndawonye uyazi: "Hawu, imvuthuluka, baphi amehlo akho?" Ingqondo engemuva iqinile konke, futhi kusuka kukho konke kubonakala kucace futhi kucacile. Kepha yini evimba ukubona konke ngasikhathi sinye? Sibamba kanjani ngokuvamile ebudlelwaneni be-assholes nokuthi kungani singaqondi ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuphuma kubo? Ochwepheshe bezengqondo njengoba belandelwa yilo mbuzo babeka yonke into ezungeze amashalofu.
Lesi yisiphetho!
Okokuqala, ubudlelwano buyakhula ngokushesha okukhulu. Yebo, nokuthi yini anciphisa - vele, yena, uyathandana ekuqaleni kokubona, nazo zonke izibonakaliso zokuba zimiselwe ukuba ndawonye. Wena, oyisiphukuphuku, mhlawumbe, awuqondi!Okwesibili, amapulani kaKavalera angukuthi umxhwele kakhulu, abucayi futhi afinyelela kude. Uhlose ukushada, kwesinye isikhathi ngokuphuthumayo. Kwesinye isikhathi - ukuze ube nezingane (nabazukulu, ukuze bangaphuke). Njengoba kuvame ukuba amadoda, kunalokho, qinisa isigaba esithi "esingesikhashana" sobudlelwano ngangokunokwenzeka, ubucayi obunjalo besifazane abaningi benyunya.
Ngale ndlela, ngezikhathi, imbongolo isho iqiniso. Uhlose ngempela ukushada. Kuzomvumela ukuthi athathe owesifazane olawulwa. Ngaphandle kwalokho, inhloso yakhe eyinhloko ukudonsa hhayi ukunikeza isikhathi sokucabanga. Ngakho-ke, i-asshole isebenzisa ukwamukela okulandelayo.
Usuku njengalo inoveli
Imvamisa i-asshole inguchwepheshe nje ohlelweni oluhle kakhulu ngezinsuku ezinhle kakhulu nanoma yikuphi ukuvuseka okuhlangene. Uvela kulabo abalele ngokushesha ngowesifazane onokuncoma, ama-SMS nezimbali ezinothando.
Uma enemali eyanele, i-asshole izoqasha ezindaweni zokudlela futhi ithenge izipho "ezibophayo". Uma imali itshalwe, izinto ezincane eziyinkulungwane ezinhle zizonikeza ibhayisekili ngebhayisekili elithile elikhethekile, lapho umbono omuhle futhi oyingqayizivele uvuleka ekushoneni kwelanga.
Inkinga ukuthi futhi bangamane nje ngperemologic thando abafana baziphatha kanjena, yini manje, eshaya ngenganekwane enhle ngokoqobo, masinyane?
Impilo nge-asshole akuyona ikhebula nexhaphozi
O, kungaba lula kanjani ukubona ingozi ngesikhathi uma konke kwenzeka kakhulu futhi ngokushesha! Umnyango wakhanya, i-lattice rod lilikela. Lapho-ke ngabe uphuthume. Kepha i-asshole ibhekwa ngokuphelele futhi imunca njengexhaphozi. Kancane, ngokungenakugwemeka futhi kubonakala ngakusasa azikho izithiyo.Kwesinye isikhathi kuvela ukuthi noma ukuzungeza okukuzungezile ngengozi ongakuboni - futhi uyakhubeka ukuthi ufuna ukukuhlukanisa nomuntu wakho othandekayo futhi uqhubeke ngokuthanda impilo yakho, noma wena ngokwakho ubona ingozi lapho wonke umuntu ezungezile Ngakho-ke uthole indoda - khona-ke awunaye umuntu ongasiza.
By the way, kungokuhlengelela muntu ukuthi uthinte umuntu, i-asshole ithembekile ngokwamukelwa ...
Ukwahlukanisa
I-asshole imvamisa inobuqili, ihlakaniphile futhi incane, ngemithamo yemithamo yothando kanye nothando lusisusa isisulu kubantu abasondele kuye. Kusuka mama. Kusuka kudadewethu. Kusuka kumngane omkhulu. Kumfowethu. Kusuka kunoma ngubani.
Akathandi lapho kunabantu bakwamanye amazwe, unovalo. Akakuthandi ukuthi nonke niye nya endaweni eyodwa. Futhi cha, akafuni ukugibela nawe. Ngokuvamile, azikho yini izindlu ekhaya? Noma akukuhle yini ukuchitha kusihlwa ndawonye?
Kubukeka sengathi, ngemuva kokuxhumana nalo dadewethu, ngandlela-thile mubi kakhulu kuye unomuzwa wokuthi, uyakufela, ufuna ukuqeda ubuhlobo bakho obuhle. Intombi ithinta kabi. Isikhathi sokuba ube umuntu omdala. Kumele sicabange okwengeziwe ngomndeni.
Awudingi umshini wokuwasha, geza izandla zakho, kangcono kakhulu (futhi isikhathi eside, bese kuzobe sekusazofika isikhathi sezixhumi). Ungahlali kwi-Intanethi, uzoba yi-maniac ngokwengeziwe.
Vele, i-asshole cishe iqinisekisa ukuthi unkosikazi akasebenzi - noma akazange asebenze endaweni lapho angenza khona ubungane nomuntu, uzothola imali enhle (engaphila nengane kahle futhi ngaphandle kwendoda) noma Okungenani ukulala okuchithwa ebusuku (ngemuva kwakho konke, kuzoba khona, ukuhambisa lapho kuphuka). "Umkami ngeke asebenze, uzoba sekhaya elihle!" Noma futhi "unganele yini ekhaya?"
Akufanele ube neseduze, ngaphandle kwakhe. Akufanele ube lapho ungahamba khona nezinkinga zakho. By the way, ama-assholes amaningi apholile amasonto abesifazane futhi abathinte ukubathinta. Futhi baphupha nezingane. Ngoba owesifazane onengane unzima kakhulu ukubalekela.
Gazlatik
Ucabanga, akulula yini ukukhombisa umuntu ojwayelekile ukuthi omnyama umhlophe, ubudlova ukunakekelwa, futhi abantu bomdabu bangabazi ngokuphelele? Kepha odokotela bezengqondo bathi ngisho nowesifazane ohlakaniphile futhi ozimele kakhulu angabanjwa. Into esemqoka ukukwanela futhi ngasikhathi sinye ukukhombisa "izinhloso ezinhle", ethi konke kulula futhi kusobala, futhi okuthile kuyabonakala kuwe, hhayi lokho.
Umuntu uyisilwane sezenhlalo futhi, ngaphezu kwalokho, ezothando. Lokhu kusho ukuthi wena (futhi uwonke, sonke) sithambekele komunye noma komunye umuntu ukuthi silungise umbono ngemalimboleko kubantu (noma umuntu), sixhumana naye ngaso sonke isikhathi nokuthi sibaluleke kakhulu emazwini esimthandayo. Uthando luhambisana nokwethembana, futhi i-asshole isebenzisa.
Uma ungazange ugcwale leli gama elikhanyayo, funda i-athikili yethu yakudala. Manje sizofaka kafushane - ngaphandle kokudonswa kwe-asshole, izindawo zokuphumula ze-asshole ekunciphiseni (imizwa yakho, amanani akho, amathalente akho nokuzilibazisa), ukwabiwa okuhlaziywa izithuko kanye namazinga aphindwe kabili: futhi awukwazi Ngabe udinga, siwula.
Uma i-asshole yabeka konke ngasikhathi sinye, ubungeke uthenge, ngokwemvelo. Kepha isebenza ngendlela efanele, ngokungenakuphikiswa, ukubalwa futhi kancane kancane, ngakho-ke ngemuva kweminyaka emithathu yokuphila nge-asshole yabanye besifazane akunakwenzeka ukuba bazi. Aziqiniseki, babelane ngemibono ababezoyibamba ngayo phambilini, futhi bengenzi lutho ngaphandle kwesidingo somyeni wakhe, ekhaya noma ngaphandle kwendlu.
Kumnandi futhi kubi
I-asshole ayisebenzi (ikakhulukazi ekuqaleni) isiswebhu esisodwa, ine-gingerbread elungele. Uhlala edlala ngomqondo wethu wesikweletu ebudlelwaneni obungathi sína, ngamathemba ethu kwabahamba phambili futhi, vele, othandweni.
Ukuletha izinyembezi, ukunethezeka. Njengoba ushaye noma uhlekise, uphenduke futhi uvumelane ne- "honeymoon" (yize kuvame kakhulu noma ngesonto) emoyeni wothando uqobo. Ukusikisela okukodwa (kokuzilibazisa okujabulisayo noma amakilasi okudansa), ukudumisa omunye (inzuzo noma ephephile ngentshiseko yayo "yasekhaya"). Futhi, imvamisa, ukuzama kanzima embhedeni. Kuyena, ama-orgasms ethu ayindlela yokufakazela futhi konke kubonakala ngathi ngathi kulapha umuntu angaqambi manga, kulapha lapho sibona iqiniso ngobuhlobo bethu ...
Sonke siyazi ukuthi abukho ubudlelwane obungenamafu nezingxabano zenzeka phakathi kwabathandi. Kulokhu uyadlala. Umehluko, njengaso sonke isikhathi, kuma-nuances. Futhi okubaluleke - ngenxa yalokho. Ukuncika okugcwele kowesifazane, mhlawumbe okungcono ngokomoya, futhi, kanye nekhono lokujabulela ukuxhashazwa ngenxa yesisulu, ukukhokha okwenziwa emphakathini nobabili.