Yini esiyaziyo ngezinyembezi zabesifazane? Konke futhi ngasikhathi sinye akukho lutho. Kuzalwe okwengeziwe kwazama ukukuthola, kodwa kwabe sekusungulwa isondo kwathi ngandlela thile kuphazamisekile. Futhi phakathi kwalawo madoda ayinkulungwane, ukubona ezinye izinyembezi, kugeleza phansi esihlathini, kwamangala - "nokuthi yini okufanele uyenze manje?" Ngakho-ke, nansi imfuno yezinyembezi zowesifazane, futhi ngendlela efanayo nezindlela zokubhekana nazo.
"Ifilimu noMiminohnyh", 'bayisihawu'.
Okungenacala kakhulu, kuphakama lapho ubuka izingoma, amafilimu ngezilwane, izingane, yebo ziphukile lapho - noma ngabe zibukele ilanga, i-Dawn, ikhombisa ilanga elibi. Konke okudinga ukwenziwa kuleli cala kumamatheka ngobuwula (ukungadideki ngokuzitika) futhi kugwetshwe - "Hhayi-ke, uyini." Phinda izikhathi eziningana, futhi ukusheshisa inqubo yokukhishwa kwento kusuka esimweni sokungena kwezikhashana ukuze ushintshe okuthile okuqinile - ngokwesibonelo, ekhaya2!
"Impilo yami ingu-tin, oh, yixhaphozi"
Kuphakama lapho kuqhathaniswa nokuphila kwayo "okungenamsebenzi" okuzungezile - ubungozi obukhulu balolu hlobo lohlobo, uma umngane / omakhelwane / osebenza nabo bavela okuthile okusha - ngokwesibonelo. Kuqala ngokukhanya kwe-melancholy nokubukwa buthule kude, i-catalyst of izinyembezi ngumbuzo wokuthi "udabuke kakhulu?". Uma ucabanga ukuthi ngaphandle kokubuza umbuzo onjalo, ushintsha isimo - ungasabi nayo! Noma yimuphi umsindo osengxenyeni yakho uzoba yi-catalyst, ngakho-ke bhala phansi izindlela zokungathathi hlangothi. Into elula kunazo zonke ukuthenga into efanayo, kepha kumane nje uma uyi-Oligarch. Kukhona indlela eshibhile - ebizwa ngokuthi "umphumela kodwa". Isibonelo, "Kepha imilenze yakhe inamafutha." Ngokufanelekile, le nto ngokukhala kufanele ikuphendule - "Ubuye wakubona?". Lokhu kusho ukuthi usesendleleni efanele! Okulungile kakhulu manje ukuvula iwayini ulalele ukuqhubeka kwendaba, ngezikhathi ezithile kukhale "kulungile?"
"O, konke!"
Kwenzeka kanye futhi iyithuluzi lengxabano ngokumelene nomphikisi. Njengomthetho, izehlakalo zithuthuka ngakho-ke umayelana nokuthile ngokuthile futhi manje ususondele ekunqobeni, ngoba izimpikiswano zensimbi yakho ziyiqiniso ngasohlangothini lwakho futhi unosuku oluhle ku-horoscope yakho. Kepha lapha bahlambalaza izinyembezi, futhi hhayi ezihlambekele, kepha zithule, ngamehlo anjengekati elivela eShrek (ukuze wazi kahle ukuthi ungumuntu ongenanhliziyo futhi unesihluku. Kunezinketho ezimbalwa - noma ngabe zibona into yakho efanele ngokungalungile, noma ukwenza njengomuntu othembekile - ukuphakamisa ukuqhubeka nengxoxo eParis noma olwandle. Ngokuvamile, kungenzeka ukuqeda ukukhanya okukhanyayo, indawo yokudlela kanye nezimbali, yize "oh, konke" ahlukile!
"Akekho ongithandayo."
Kungaba ngephutha ukucabanga ukuthi izinyembezi ezinjalo ziphakama lapho kungekho muntu othanda umuntu, kodwa okuphambene nalokho! Umgomo ukukhumbuza abanye "Ngubani intombazane eyintandokazi kunazo zonke lapha?" Lolu hlobo lusuka ebuntwaneni futhi lungathathi hlangothi okufanayo - "Ngiyakuthanda esibhakabhakeni, kungabe phesheya."
"Izinyembezi ze-Birch"
Imvamisa kutholakala eminyakeni emi-3 kuye kwengu-5, kepha kwenzeka ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. Khumbula ukuthi izingane zenzeka kanjani - usemukele isikhundla sokuhlupheka, wavula izinyembezi zakhe zokuqala, wavula umlomo wakhe ukuthunga, njengoba ezwakala, kepha ukubona amathuba akho anqumayo nokungakhethi, ahlole amathuba akhe okuhlala Ngaphandle kokumnandi, bengicabanga ukuthi "kahle namakhiwane kanye naye" nokuthi ungakaze ubonwe kanjani angazange ashaye ukubheka ukuthi izinja zidla ama-chupa-chups zidla yini! Nansi into efanayo uma ubamba amalungiselelo aseshashalazini ekuqaleni, ungathenga ukubukeka nombuzo - "okungukuthi, awufuni ukuya endaweni yokudlela?"
Izinyembezi "Lutho"
Nquma lolu hlobo lulula kakhulu. Umbuzo "Unjani?" Uthola impendulo emfushane nengaguquki - "Lutho!". Hhayi-ke, manje masikhumbule ukuthi ukwenzile. Njengoba izazi zengqondo zithi, imbangela ye-neurosis kufanele ifunwe ngaphandle kwangazi! Nakukho! Mhlawumbe ungazikhohlwa ngokungazi, ngokwesibonelo, lapho imibono yakho ihlangana okokuqala, noma bakhulunywa engxoxweni yokuthi uMonica Bellucci ayehluke kakhulu. Ukuze ufunde kahle, ungabuza imibuzo ehamba phambili - ngokwesibonelo, "Sithandwa, futhi uphi ushukela?". Uma impendulo ithi "Angikhumbuli" - kusho ukuthi inketho yokuqala, uma "iMonica White But But" ingeyesibili. Bona ukuthi kulula kanjani! Ngaphezu kwalokho yisenzele izinyembezi №4, ngenkathi kubonisa ukuphenduka okuqotho.
"Tea Sab-ziro"
Uhlobo olubi kakhulu. Ngabe ukhona owabona ukuthi uSam-Ziro wakhala kanjani? Kulungile - Cha, ngoba ngeke ufune ukubona okunjalo nesitha. Kukhona abesifazane, njengomthetho, njengomthetho, abakhali futhi babalethe ezihlalweni zomsebenzi hhayi emaphashini! Kepha wakopishwa! Halala, futhi manje gijima! Qopha - "Ngingafika kanjani kuFavela?" Kuyadingeka ukubuza umuntu nge-cigar emngceleni ophakathi kweColombia neBrazil. Kuthiwa eFaverch yaseBrazil, izigebengu eziningi zifihlekile ekujezisweni, okusho ukuthi lapho! Akunakwenzeka ukuhlala phansi njengabaphikisana nabo, eParis ngeke basebenze - namanje bawela ama-elyseys ngokuzumayo, uyakudinga?
I-Hachiko
Vele ungafaki nale movie kuye, futhi uma bethula - shintsha iziteshi ngamandla ami onke (asikufundisi). Yebo, uma ungazange uthandeke - konke, vele ubekezelele! Ngaphambi kwezinyembezi "hachiko" isayensi ayinamandla!
"Vele!"
Futhi kwenzeka ukuthi ngifuna ukukhala nje. Kahle ngoba! Futhi awudingi ukubuza noma yini, udinga nje ukwanga buthule, uthele itiye (noma yini enamandla) bese ubheka iphuzu elifanayo, ngemuva kwehora lizodlula.
Umbhalo Umbhali: Julia Udovenko
