Ake ungitshele ukuthi ngubani umngane wakho, - ngizokutshela ukuthi ungubani; Umngani osenkingeni ngeke ayeke, angabe esabuza; Asinawo ama-ruble ayikhulu, futhi nginabangani bami abayikhulu kanye ne-blah blah - ngokubaluleka kanye nesidingo sobungani sisitshela kusukela ebuntwaneni bonke abavilaphayo.
Asinandaba, kepha abangane bakho bakaBoyliold ngeke babe ngabangane bakho. Futhi kunezinhlobo eziyishumi ezimbi, eziqoqwe ngezansi, futhi zihlala zimane zibekezelele, kepha lokho ngeke kwenzele uthando!UCarlson ohlala ophahleni
Indoda esosizini lwamandla, akwazi ukuletha iziphithiphithi ezizungeze yena kunoma iyiphi insimu eyodwa, kufaka phakathi efulethini lakho. Kungenzeka ngokungahloli ukuhlela uZamcolo, uhlukanise itafula, ungqongqoze amabhodwe ambalwa wezimbali, alimaze ngengozi i-statuette yakho oyithandayo ye-ming Dynasty - lokhu uyazi kahle kakhulu. Uhlu lungaqhubeka njalo.
Futhi uhlala elambile! Ngabe ulimaze amahora amathathu nge-hectic eshisayo evela e-moroccan goose kwiresiphi kagogo kaRosulus? Khohlwa, uzoshiswa kwizikweletu ezimbili. Ikhekhe lomkhosi? Amazambane anamakhowe? Ama-borers ngePampushki? Konke kuzonyamalala ngokushesha emlonyeni wayo onamandla - awunaso isikhathi sokuqhafaza, njengoba ungathola esiqandisini sakho esingenalutho.
Umfundi waphakade
Usanda kukhuluma ngokuthi usebenzise kangcono kanjani isixubho sezocansi, futhi kulapha njengoba lapha, kungama-sofa theoretics, nalokhu "ngokuthinta umhlanganiso webhanaali erradia". Phuca!
Isiqondili
Le nsizwa iphatheka ngokuvutha kwe-gaze. Njalo enqubweni yokuhlela ibhizinisi elisha ekulethweni kwama-cap cap hhayi kude kangako, athuthukise uhlelo lokusebenza leselula ngokufuna ukuhlonishwa nonembeza ekuseni ngemuva kosizo lwe-lip i-harononic ne-pair of labesifazane.
Kuyaphawuleka ukuthi konke lokhu kuhlanya akumlethi upen, ngakho usaphila nonina, uhamba nge-t-shirt kaSuperman, eyaqhubeka kusukela izikhathi zama-fizroys esikoleni futhi adubule imali kubhiya yakho.
Isahluko
UJona
Uhlala enakho konke ngendlela embi ngokubi. Konke. Iqembu lancipha, kuhulumeni wethu, ezinye izimbangi, le ntombazane sebehambile, ikhompyutha yaphuka, ifoni yashayeka, sonke i-sandbanks, sonke isigamu esidabukisayo singenalutho futhi siwumchamo ojwayelekile.
Ukumkholisa ukuthi kukhona into enhle emhlabeni, - umsebenzi awunakwenzeka: I-anecdote mayelana "nebhola elilodwa liphukile, kanti olwesibili lilahlekile" ngqo ngaye. Ufulathela ngokwakhe ngokungaphumeleli, futhi udinga abangane bakhe ukukhononda ekuphileni futhi ukuvuselela.
URubaha Guy
Kumbhangqwana, banqoba ngasese ukuhlaselwa kwe-porn, ngokulinganisa ilungu lomugqa, ukuqhathanisa imiphumela, ngaphandle kokukhathala kwamathoyizi aku-inthanethi, futhi athinte ngenxa yokungapheleli komhlaba. Injabulo yokuthi ama-flashbacks anjalo awenzeki kaningi.
Uqumpu
Uhlala eqhathanisa nawe endodakazi yangaphambili yesoka lakho, nalowo owayephambi kwakho. Utshela ukuthi wakulungela kanjani, ngobuhlakani wavula ubhiya wakhe ngeso lakhe noma wayixosha amadimoni aluhlaza. Noma, ngokuphambene nalokho, kwakuyinganekwane enomugqa onamakhanda, aze abona futhi awekho nakancane ngokumelene nomkhankaso wawo wokuhlangana wokugeza ngoDisemba 31. Noma ahlukaniswe nge-physics yenuzi, wagxuma ngeparachute futhi wadelela izintombi eziyiziphukuphuku. Ngamazwi, bekungcono kunawe ngayo yonke imiqondo. Usakubekezelela? Futhi kanjani - ama-namb ama-rubs?
Thinta
Akakuthandi futhi akazami ngisho nokukufihla: ukuhlanzeka njalo okungaphenduki, okubi kuthululela futhi kuzama ecaleni. Uma umphendula ngendlela efanayo - kunyatheliswa kabi, kuvikelwa izindebe eziphansi futhi kususwe ngokuziqhenya, kucashunwe ngemizwa engcono kakhulu, kububula okuthile okufana ne-kiryukh, futhi yimuphi uhlobo lwe-guy ! ". Ngemuva kwalokho, njengokutholwa kwesiteji seRaperfuder, kuxoxa ngawe nawo wonke umuntu futhi kubumba abangewona izakhamizi ukuthi noma ngubani kubo azolala ebumseni futhi amenze isikhwama sakhe esibhekisile emasondweni.
Owesifazane
Isisho
Uma uyibekezelela, futhi uNimb akakalimazi, hlola ukuthi amaphiko ancipha. Sina. Abantu abanodaka akufanele babekezelele kunoma iyiphi indawo yezimpilo zabo, futhi lokhu akufani. Kuze kube manje, akwaziwa, ukuthi ukuxhumana ne-asshole kuyancibilika, kepha kungcono ukungazibeki engcupheni. Sonke sasho.