Ngemuva kwamaholide anzima, ibhola lethu lomlingo lokuhlela lathi abantu baba mubi kakhulu kunesithombo esibi semilingo. Futhi wafuna ukubekezela namakati. Ukuthi, thina, ngiyakuqonda, awuzange unikeze, kepha amakati ayajabula.
Uyazithanda izingcaphuno? Ingabe unayo ikati? Mfundile ngokuzwakalayo.
Upspicorn
Leli ikati elihlakaniphe kakhulu futhi elinobuqili kakhulu. Ukudonsa ikhala lakhe kusiphakamiso ngesihlalo esingenankinga ngokuphelele - uzokubheka ngamehlo akhohlisayo, futhi ukholelwa ngobuqotho ukuthi umyeni owagwinya umphezulu. Noma ingane. Noma owesilisa owafika ezodubula ukufundwa kwemitha. Mhlawumbe ngisho ngangishaya ngazikhohlwa. Kepha hhayi ikati, amaphesenti ayikhulu.
Ngakho-ke, umzingeli weCapricorn uyazonda ushintsho, ngakho-ke, ngaphambi kokuhambisa ikhabethe, kuyadingeka ukuncika kulesi sixazululo ekati. I-CHEAPER izobiza. Kepha ikati-capricorn alivami ukumemeza entwasahlobo - ungowokuthanda kakhulu, ngoba uthando, noma ngabe lupholile kangakanani, futhi luwushintsho. Kungcono ukudla, ujwayele kakhulu.
I-Aquarius
Ikati-aquarius isesilwane. Udinga inkosi enezinto ezizinze kakhulu, ngaphandle kwalokho ikati izobamba kalula amandla, umcamelo wakho nemali yakho. Lesi silwane singadinga ukudla, bese uhhafu wehora ume emcabangweni, ubheke isitsha. Inkosikazi iqala ukuquleka, izama ukuqonda - wagula? Ukonakala? Indoda, hamba lapha, akadli, kwenzeka okuthile! Futhi ikati, ngaleso sikhathi, buthule uRzhet, ukubukela uhamba. Ikati-aquarus inobuhlakani obukhulu kakhulu futhi abukho unembeza. Futhi, yebo, uma wena, ngombono wakhe, kufanele umlenze i-bony paw emlenzeni wami, ngokuqinisekile uzongena emlenzeni we-paw ekhubazekile. Ngoba izigqila kufanele zazi indawo yazo.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi-amakati azishiyi ukuqeqeshwa. Hhayi ngoba bancishiswa ubuhlakani, kunalokho. Inhlanzi kuphela - amakati ngokwawo ngokwawo ngokwawo asungula imithetho yokuphila kwawo kanye nezimpilo zabanye. Uma ikati lifuna ukuba ngaphezulu kwezinhlanzi ezibolile ezivela kudoti, kufanele uvumelane futhi, ufanele usizo. Kepha ungazami ukumi endleleni, uma wena, yimigwaqo yalezi zitha. Njengoba izinhlanzi zekati zisungula imithetho ngokwayo, kunzima ukusho ngqo ukuthi izoziphatha kanjani. Anganquma ukuthi izinkukhu ezingomakhelwane zizontshontsha. Noma kuzoba impilo yakhe yonke endaweni yomlilo. Umsebenzi womuntu ukwazisa futhi ungaphazamisi. Dumisani inkukhu efile ku-slipper yasekhaya noma ukushukumisa amalahle akhuthaza amalahle endaweni yomlilo - ngokuzithandela.
Ama-aries
Ikati-Aries - i-torpedo encane kanye nempi eqinisekisiwe ye-porcelain yomndeni. Ukusuka kwamanye amakati, kuhlukaniswa ngeqiniso lokuthi, ngokwephula inkathi yeMil, ngeke athuke ngokuthola amaphuzu egumbini lokulala futhi azenze sengathi alikho. I-Kitty-Aries izohlala esimweni sokuqhuma futhi, ihambisa ama-pawrs okuqhekeka kwama-dollar ayizinkulungwane ezingamashumi amahlanu, agqolozele umsingameli ngentokozo - athi, kupholile kanjani?
Ama-cathers-aries asabi ngokuphelele futhi akanandaba, ngakho-ke kuyingozi ukukhulula emgwaqweni. Kuyingozi kuma-doberman angomakhelwane. Ngoba ikati - ama-Aries azoshayela inhloko yenja yomakhelwane ezintanjeni, ajwayele, agqolozele umninindlu - kuyini umkhombe?
Isitho
Ikati elizolile nelokwehla ngokuphelele, iningi labo lazisa ukuthula kwakhe nenduduzo yakhe. Uma ungaphazamisi - kulungile, bukhoma. Imvamisa leli ikati alinazinkinga ngezingane noma izivakashi noma ezinye izilwane ezifuywayo. Into esemqoka ukuthi akekho othi isitsha sakhe nomcamelo wakhe. Enye into ukuthi kufanelekile othile (kufaka phakathi umhambeli) ukuze afake isicelo sokuthi i-Cat-Taurist ibona eyakhe, ifaka imodi ye- "Apocalypse", "Kukhona ukuzola kuphela lapho I-Draumatologist enobunzima: "Wena iyini ihlosi?"
Amawele
Leli ikati elifanayo elidla "imvula" esihlahleni sikaKhisimusi. Cha, akayena isimilo nhlobo, usafuna ukwazi kakhulu. Noma yini oyenzayo (ikakhulukazi - ubulili), ikati lamawele ngokuqinisekile lizobona. Ikati elidala lingaqala ngisho nokunikeza izeluleko - kanye nawo wonke amawele, ikati kunzima kakhulu ukuthula.
Le Cat imane nje yenzelwe ukukhulisa ukuzethemba kwakho - izosondela, hlikihla ezinyaweni zayo, u-purr futhi ivumele ukushaywa unhlangothi uze uguqule izivakashi zakho ku-Amorphoung Metricing Mass. Kepha uma kungazelelwe, ikati lamawele alilungele uhlobo oluthile lwendoda - qiniseka ukuthi le ndoda, engcono kakhulu, shit. Ama-Twin Cats awalokothi aphutha.
Umdlavuza
Lona umlingani ophelele nomusa we-Panthers kanye nokuzwela kwentombazane eyeve eshumini nambili. Izinkomo-Cancer azikwazi ukuphula noma yini futhi zizame ukungakhiphi umthetho - ukuze kungenzeki ngokwemvelo. Leli cat labelana ngombono wethu ngobudlelwano obuhle phakathi kwendoda nekati: uyangishaya - mina burlych. Ukuzwela kwaleli cati kucwila ngezinganekwane zasemadolobheni ngesihloko: "I-The Minouse yalala lapho, lapho ngibuhlungu khona, futhi yalimaza ukulimaza ukuzamazama komhlaba futhi yasindisa wonke umhlaba." Kuyamangaza, ngokuvamile, ikati. Uma-ke, awunqumi ukuqala uhlobo oluthile lwesilwane. Kulokhu, usongelwa ukuthola esikhunjeni sakho somuntu, esazizwa uCarmen, lapho uJosé, owayenommese, wawukhipha ummese.
Ibhubesi
Uzalelwe ngaphansi kwesibonakaliso sasebukhosini sekati-ibhubesi, kunjalo, inkosi yangempela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, hhayi inkosi yesimanje yemifino enamandla aphansi kanye nomqhele, kepha wangempela, ovela e-Medieval Europe, lapho amabhola amangalisayo, lapho amabhola amancane ashintshana ngokuzingela okohlwini namaxhaphozi. Okusho ukuthi, namuhla i-CAT-BION ingahle inengekayo ngenyama futhi ifune isibindi, futhi isonto elilandelayo lizofuna ngaphandle kokuhamba ePlinth, lilinde igundane.
Leli cala, ngokwesimo, linomusa omuhle, umndeni uyazazisa, nezivakashi eziphikisanayo nezinkinga ezikhethekile nazo akwenzeki. Ngaphandle kokuthi azizwe esabalalisa futhi iqiniso lokuthi alikhulumi naye ngokulingana. Kulokhu, ubukhosi babo buyoba namahloni okuthi ngentukuthelo, okuyingozi, ngoba kumakhosi aphakathi, ngoba kumakhosi aphakathi aphakathi ajwayele ukwenza izinto zokubulawa ngokwazo.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Isidingo esikahulumeni, imvamisa ubuhlakani. Kuyini-ke, kuholela edolobhaneni lokuqala le-hostess. I-Sausage ibhalwe uphawu? Ha ha ha. Ngokuhlwitha okufanele, intombazane yekati noma ekheniwe, futhi kukhona i-polyethylene ehlekisayo. Le Cat isusa kalula noma yiziphi izithiyo. Ithi, ikati lifuna ukuthi umhlukumeze. Lokho manje. Kepha awukwazi ukugwazwa - unezandla ezimatasa, wena, ngokwesibonelo, Ngabe kwenziwa ini enye ikati? Wayezogxumela emadolweni akho abeke ezandleni zakho. Kepha ikati - incekukazi ethayipha empandeni futhi icabanga kahle - imane idle umucu. Leli cat lilonke lithanda ukuveza izimfuno zalo kumuntu ongabizi. Uma ugqoko, ngokusho kwekati, alihlanzekile, lizokwenza eduze. Ngoba awuqondi enye indlela.
Isobho
Izikali zekati zivame ukuba yinja. Leli cat lingakuhambela izithende ngisho nasemgwaqweni. Angabuka iwashi njengoba uhlala ekhompyutheni futhi ulwe phezu kwetafula e-Effelle. Uzokuletha ngokuphelele i-wand ephonswe. Abangani banomdlandla - kuyadingeka, baqeqeshelwe ini. Lokho kuyiphuzu nje lokuthi kunjalo, empeleni, ikati likuqeqeshela. Uthwale i-wand futhi ucabanga: "Nkosi, waphinde walahlekelwa i-wand yakhe, ngokwesithathu, ngalokho enginakho kulesi siphambano?" Futhi emgwaqweni uya kuwe ukuze ungalahleki, wena, njengoba kuboniswe isipiliyoni, asihlakaniphe kakhulu.
Izikali zekati zibekezelela azikwazi ukungqubuzana - uma indlu iqala uRugan, ikati lizozama ukumvimba, uZashipev ezinhlangothini zombili. Ngokuvamile, kudabukisa kakhulu, kepha abantu abakaphelele esikalini sekati.
Scorpio
Lona iqhawe lekati. Ifenisha yakho namakhethini, eqinisweni, amagobolondo amaningi we-banal, noma yini oyicabanga ngalokhu. I-Cat Scorpion ingesaba ngokuphelele futhi iyathanda ukuzibeka engcupheni, ngaphandle kwe-champagne. Ukuncika ku-adrenaline kuholela ezindlebeni ezidwenguliwe futhi kwahlelwa omakhelwane babo. Isiqubulo sekati le-scorpion: "Kunempilo eyisishiyagalolunye kuphela - udinga ukuzama konke!", Kuvame ukuholela eqinisweni lokuthi ikati alizami kuphela ezihlathini, kodwa futhi nezinyo. Ngakho-ke, kunengqondo ukunciphisa ukufinyelela kwekati ngakho konke okumangalisayo, okungekhona okulula kakhulu uma uhlala ngaphandle kwedolobha. Kepha lokhu kufanele kwenziwe ngoba ikati liyisihawu.
By the way, umlingiswa wokulwa kanye nomhawu wakuzalwa weKittika Scorpio kuvame ukuholela eqinisweni lokuthi hhayi kuphela amakati angomakhelwane akhanya ngezindebe, kodwa futhi nomyeni wakho. Kodwa-ke, akunandaba - umyeni akaxolisi.
Sagittarius
I-Conthet-Bhalobhasha - isilwane siyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu. Okokuqala, ukhululekile kakhulu ukuba uphile efulethini lasemadolobheni, ngakho-ke noma ngabe kuvuleke ngokunganaki okuholela ekujabuleni ukugijima ngokufisa kwale ndawo. Okwesibili, leli cat lihlala lilambile futhi liyazi ukuthi lingakwenza kahle futhi libheke kakhulu amehlo amakhulu adabukisayo kwabanikazi benhliziyo abazisola nge-ham. Amakhaya aphoqeleka ukuba ashiye amanothi omunye komunye: "Ungalikholwa ikati - wadla!" Yebo, futhi okwesithathu, ama-Libido amakati - uSagittarius anamandla kangangokuba kubonakala sengathi usanda kubuya embuthweni. Ukusuka eNorth Korea ibutho lempi, lapho ukhonza khona iminyaka engamashumi amabili. Futhi uma umhambeli engasizi ukuxazulula le nkinga ngokushesha - makuyeke, futhi muhle.
Aqoshwe ngemuva kwebhola lomlingo u-Alexander Smilaanskaya