Ekuseni kokuxhumana nomphakathi, udumo nokuziqhenya kwanoma yiziphi izingxabano kwakungekhona ukuphuma engxoxweni kuye kokugcina. Akukhathalekile ukuthi ngabe ama-macaroni avuthayo, ingabe izingane ziyakhala ukuthi isikhathi siphela yini ekhadini lokufinyelela (ukudayela, uyakhumbula?), - Ngabe kufanele ushiye izwi lokugcina engxabanweni, Kepha okuhlaselayo: "kubalwa!"
Siphuthume kancane kusukela lapho futhi sazi inqwaba yezizathu zokululama kalula nokujabulisa ukwephula inkhulumomphendvulwano evikelwe kwinethiwekhi.
Noma iliphi icala langempela
Ngokungathi sína, noma iyiphi. Futhi okuncane kakhulu, kunezizathu ezengeziwe zokukhuluma ngakho, ziyashiya.
Ngayo yonke inhlonipho efanele, ngizodinga zombili izandla zami ukuze ngiklebhule isithende sami sokunxele, ngakho-ke kuphoqelekile ukukushiya.
Ukuvalwa kweMedale
I-interlocutor evela ezimpikiswaneni (noma ngokujwayelekile ngokudlula kulesi sigaba) yathuthela e-shogis yakhe. Yebo, unemibala emibili, amadiploma amathathu ngemfundo ephakeme, izingane ezine (zonke - ubuhlakani) naku-inthanethi, akuyona iHukhry-Mukhra, kodwa kusukela ngo-2008. Uyasaba yini ukuthi uma wenza kanjalo, uzonquma ukuthi awunalutho lokundiza? Induduzo: Noma kunjalo, uzonquma. Into ecasulayo kunazo zonke ongayenza ngayo ekugcineni izokuveza ukuphenduka okuqotho nokunconywa. Akakulungile, ngakho-ke uzocabanga ngobuhlungu ngakho: uyadlala noma cha? Futhi uyaphumula.
Ngiyacela, ngiyacela, ngithathe isikhathi sakho esiningi kangaka. Ukube bengazi ukuthi uyindoda enjalo yebhizinisi, ngeke ngikwazi ukuphazamisa. Lapha unesithombe sekati. Uxolo!
Yilwa!
I-interlocutor props yaqhuma. Ngiphuthume phezu kwazo zonke izigaxa, ngikhumbula izihlobo zakho, manenekazi kaNkulunkulu kanye nozungu lwe-masonic - nakho konke okusebusweni bakhe obusondelene kakhulu. Uma uthanda ukuwela, ungazibeka i-asterisk: enye futhi, njengoba besho, kudumisa. Futhi uma wazi isihawu, vele ushiye buthule, ungalethi enkingeni. Vele ungazami ukuhlanganyela nabampofu wena ukusika ngokuzumayo. Lapha kuyadingeka ukushiya buthule. Wena njalo nangemuva lakhe ubukeka njengomqondo okhanyayo nokwanela.
Ukungalingani komzamo
Usuvele ulethe lesi sigameko, futhi imithombo ibizwa, futhi umongo ukhulume, kanye ne-interlocutor, icala, lawa, futhi lalibamba. Futhi javit kimi, i-milka, imibono engochwepheshe eminingi, ukubikezela iminyaka engama-30 phambili nencazelo yakho yegama elithi "Eukaryota" ngamazwi alo. Futhi ukuze kwakungu-grader wokuqala. Ngezikhathi ezithile, kuvela kakhulu, ezimweni ezinjalo umphikisi akhuluma ngazo ngesinye isikhathi: "Ngiyabonga, ngizocabanga ngakho," futhi ngibe ngicabanga ukuthi uqinisile. " Uma usuwenzile lo msebenzi ozowukhishelwa kwenye indawo, yeka bese unqamula ibhola kumphikisi. Siyakuqinisekisa, kuyamangaza kakhulu.
Yebo, manje sekuyisikhathi sokuba ngisebenze, ngizobuya kusasa. Ngizojabula kakhulu ukufunda impendulo yakho kusixhumanisi sokuqala, imicabango ngokuhumusha kwami futhi uma uthola amaphutha embhalweni wesithathu - ngizongitshela nakanjani!
Ukungalingani kwedatha
Kwenzeka kanjena: ingxoxo ngandlela thile ishelele kancane esihlokweni somuntu siqu sobudlelwano bempahla yakho nomzala we-Fainain Andreevna (ehlala eTaganrog, futhi mayelana ne-interlocutor eyaziwa kuphela ukuthi igama lakhe EXT12345, Ungumnikazi wolimi lwesiRussia futhi unezingxenye zomzimba, evumela ukuphrinta. Hmmm Lapha ngezikhathi zenethiwekhi zasendulo zishintshile. Ongaziwa, njenge-virtual, ebi kakhulu kune-homophob. Unelungelo lokunqamula kakhulu inkhulumomphendvulwano efrank futhi ungabi namahloni lokhu noma amaconsi.
Ukuhlangana ne-Telepatom
I-telepath engxabanweni ithi kuwe. Kulula ukukhomba othandweni "ocabanga ukuthi" ocabangayo ", okunjengokuthi uhlala", "uyaqiniseka ukuthi" nokunye. Kubalulekile ukuma ngokushesha okukhulu. Ngaphambi kokuthi uqale ukuzithethelela nokuchaza ukuthi awucabangi kanjalo, angiqiniseki futhi hhayi njalo. Ukuze uthole uhlobo oluthile lwesizathu esingaqondakali, i-telepathy ihlala ibukeka ikhohliso ekhohliswayo.
Ngabe uyathanda ukudlala iGadayku? Umbuzo onobuthi. Zama ukuqagela inombolo yekhadi lami lesikweletu, futhi ngizohamba, ngigqoke emhlabathini i-backstage yomhlaba.
Eduze kakhulu futhi kakhulu
Umphikisi wakho ngumngane wakho oseduze. Ozakwabo, isihlobo, esilungile ngokujwayelekile umama noma, ngokwesibonelo, umyeni. Iphuzu akuyona ukuthi udoti ngeke ukhishwe endlini. Can. Iqiniso ngukuthi ngokuqinile emphakathini, ubeka isixuku esixukwini sabantu esingabazi abakugcina ngelukuluku, bazokhumbula yonke into, futhi bayoba khona, ngisho nesidumbu sobuhlobo bakho nezinti zakho. Hawu, kuthakazelisa kanjani! Uma usanethemba lokuthi uzosindisa okuthile, uhumushe izingxoxo ngokomuntu, ngokuphuthumayo.
Isivakashi Alien
Isivakashi esivela ekhulwini leminyaka elidlule, isithunywa sePharallel Universe Pony nama-Unicorns ... ngokusobala uxabana, kepha u-MAMN, yini !? Okubi kakhulu ezingxabanweni nabafokazi ukuthi ukuzama ukucacisa isihloko sengxabano kuholela ekukhuphukeni kolaka. Lapha iconsi lokuthobeka liwusizo. Kuthiwani uma empeleni awufinyelelanga ezingeni elifunekayo lokukhanyiselwa ukuze uliqonde? Ngakho-ke yenza ukukhula komuntu siqu. Unikela ngokwesibonelo, ngokwesibonelo, ukugcwaliseka okusemthethweni kwemisebenzi yakhe yomsebenzi futhi ahlanze ngokucabanga ngedeskithophu. Isimenywa sizophendula, futhi sizoya kuye.
Kubukeka sengathi ubizelwe kusuka kuma-50s, wabacela ukuba babuyisele e-chauvino yabo.
Ukhathele nje
Kwenzeka futhi. Ekugcineni, izingxabano ngesikhathi ziqala ukuphinda, futhi wawungeke ushintshe umbono wakho. Ngakho-ke vumela isitha sifunde umuntu ongakakhathali ngokufakazela iphuzu lakhe elifanele. Mhlawumbe awunakucabanga ukuthi ujabule, iyiphi inkululeko: Yikuphi inkululeko, funda amazwana amabi, amabi, angenangqondo futhi ... ukuwususa ngokuzeleleka eposini, ukwenza ezinye izinto.
Impumelelo!
